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benjipwns · « **Reply #18720 on:** August 21, 2016, 08:37:30 PM »

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Conservative Nation ‏@triumphtimes 5h5 hours ago
@EWErickson reminds me of this election.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18721 on:** August 21, 2016, 08:45:26 PM »

I think at this point The Weekly World News (RIP in peace) had more credibility than CNN does now.

Syph · « **Reply #18722 on:** August 21, 2016, 09:19:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 18, 2016, 06:39:43 PM

You know there's a problem when Ben Shapiro is the voice of reason*.

also lol @ Shapiro arguing Andrew Breitbart loathed racism. Breitbart was one of the biggest proponents of the idea that racism is dead but, like Candy Man, can be resurrected if you dare utter a phrase like "racial inequality" into the mirror three times. He all all aboard the reverse racism movement, the Obama=racist shit, etc etc.

I suppose I'll personally give Shapiro some dap for not being a racist pos like say...Milo, but at least Milo is entertaining.

just found out he's (Milo) coming to my school next calendar year
aka after the election...should be interesting haha

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18723 on:** August 22, 2016, 10:23:04 AM »

Go on.

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No lies detected about MJ's unwatchability, tho.

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archie4208 · « **Reply #18724 on:** August 22, 2016, 11:49:38 AM »

Talk about water cooler gossip while you're getting crushed, breh.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18725 on:** August 22, 2016, 12:14:49 PM »

I hope we find out what his fact finding team found out in Hawaii about Obama's birth certificate, too.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #18726 on:** August 22, 2016, 01:42:51 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on August 22, 2016, 12:14:49 PM

I hope we find out what his fact finding team found out in Hawaii about Obama's birth certificate, too.

has nobody asked about this on record? This is the ultimate in low hanging fruit. "They found things you wouldn't believe." he said in a recorded interview that is now easily accessible to millions. Well, what did they find? I'm really curious to know.

Tasty · « **Reply #18727 on:** August 22, 2016, 06:51:28 PM »

http://gizmodo.com/why-you-should-follow-your-roommate-on-social-media-hi-1785603586

Welp.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18728 on:** August 22, 2016, 10:16:48 PM »

Bernie save us

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18729 on:** August 22, 2016, 10:41:04 PM »

And by us I mean you. I know if shit happened to me fellow Canadians would help out through our shared tax dollars*

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*since I'm white

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #18730 on:** August 23, 2016, 12:04:16 AM »

"You have a responsibility to teach your children."

Great, lady. when are you going to start?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18731 on:** August 23, 2016, 09:24:29 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on August 23, 2016, 02:14:49 AM

wasn't there another conservative wunderkind that republicans worshipped? and then his balls dropped and turned into a democrat?

Which one?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18732 on:** August 23, 2016, 09:47:30 AM »

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-campaign-rent_us_57bba424e4b03d51368a82b9

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Trump nearly quintupled the monthly rent his presidential campaign pays for its headquarters at Trump Tower to $169,758 in July, when he was raising funds from donors, compared with March, when he was self-funding his campaign, according to a Huffington Post review of Federal Election Commission filings. The rent jumped even though he was paying fewer staff in July than he did in March.

The Trump campaign paid Trump Tower Commercial LLC $35,458 in March ― the same amount it had been paying since last summer ― and had 197 paid employees and consultants. In July, it paid 172 employees and consultants.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #18733 on:** August 23, 2016, 10:05:20 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on August 23, 2016, 02:14:49 AM

wasn't there another conservative wunderkind that republicans worshipped? and then his balls dropped and turned into a democrat?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Krohn

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18734 on:** August 23, 2016, 11:40:24 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 23, 2016, 10:05:20 AM

Quote from: Dufus on August 23, 2016, 02:14:49 AM
wasn't there another conservative wunderkind that republicans worshipped? and then his balls dropped and turned into a democrat?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Krohn

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/27/politics/cj-pearson-conservative-teen-renounces-republicans/

Tasty · « **Reply #18735 on:** August 23, 2016, 11:56:00 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2016, 09:47:30 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-campaign-rent_us_57bba424e4b03d51368a82b9

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Trump nearly quintupled the monthly rent his presidential campaign pays for its headquarters at Trump Tower to $169,758 in July, when he was raising funds from donors, compared with March, when he was self-funding his campaign, according to a Huffington Post review of Federal Election Commission filings. The rent jumped even though he was paying fewer staff in July than he did in March.

The Trump campaign paid Trump Tower Commercial LLC $35,458 in March ― the same amount it had been paying since last summer ― and had 197 paid employees and consultants. In July, it paid 172 employees and consultants.

This is a huge fucking scam

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18736 on:** August 23, 2016, 12:14:53 PM »

It's obvious that trump knows he's going to lose so now he's trying to make as much money off the campaign as he can.

Tasty · « **Reply #18737 on:** August 23, 2016, 12:24:41 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2016, 11:40:24 AM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 23, 2016, 10:05:20 AM
Quote from: Dufus on August 23, 2016, 02:14:49 AM
wasn't there another conservative wunderkind that republicans worshipped? and then his balls dropped and turned into a democrat?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Krohn

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/27/politics/cj-pearson-conservative-teen-renounces-republicans/

https://twitter.com/thecjpearson

"Teens for Trump"

Dude knows how to hustle so I can't be too jelly.

Edit- In December he endorsed Sanders. http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/09/politics/cj-pearson-youtube-endorses-bernie-sanders/

He's either /r/politics personified or all of /r/politics are 13 year-olds.

Edit 2- He wrote this last December: http://cjpearson.org/post/145426994077/im-13-and-donald-trump-becoming-president-scares

Dude is flip-floppier than me in a straight strip club full of grannies.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18738 on:** August 23, 2016, 12:33:34 PM »

13 year olds want attention, who knew

Rufus · « **Reply #18739 on:** August 23, 2016, 12:47:08 PM »

Championing conservative children is only natural when you celebrate ignorance in general.

Tasty · « **Reply #18740 on:** August 23, 2016, 01:01:08 PM »

Actually dude seems like less an attention whore and more straight up scam artist.

http://cowgernation.com/2016/07/27/hes-baaack-cj-pearson-scams-nearly-1000-from-trump-supporters-after-calling-them-stupid/

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Pearson has a history of scamming conservatives, most memorably last year when he partnered with a convicted con-artist and collected over $2,900 from unsuspecting donors.

The last time that Pearson was in the mainstream news was in an article by The Daily Caller. In May, reporter Betsy Rothstein revealed that Pearson was suspended from school after bullying two girls. He was also given a disciplinary hearing, after being considered for expulsion.

Class act.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18741 on:** August 23, 2016, 01:28:59 PM »

YASSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Am I don't it right, Andy-kun?

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Tasty · « **Reply #18742 on:** August 23, 2016, 01:31:21 PM »

More or less.

Edit- Thought the thumbnail was a beer

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18743 on:** August 23, 2016, 01:36:50 PM »

www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/23/steve-bannon-donald-trump-s-campaign-ceo-once-wrote-a-rap-musical.html

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Agrippa fires back, and in doing so commands the crowd’s attention.
“South Central is the belly, you, niccas, its mutinous members; look on and you’ll see that the benefits which you receive proceed… from them to you. In no way from your sorry black asses,” Agrippa retorts.
According to the unproduced script, the Blood subsequently “crosses to Brutus and grabs his crotch.”
“Hey, motherfucker, YOU—what you think—YOU—as the great dick of this… assembly?” Agrippa asks.
“Did you call me…” Brutus replies.
“A dick,” Agrippa says, cutting him off, “in his face.”
“You motherfucker…” Brutus responds.
Agrippa grasps at Brutus’s penis, one extra time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18744 on:** August 23, 2016, 03:26:53 PM »

At 26, I want double the attention.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18745 on:** August 23, 2016, 03:27:14 PM »

wait I'm 27. Fuck. When did that happen.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18746 on:** August 23, 2016, 04:21:37 PM »

Another bad day for Roger Ailes/Fox News:

Quote from: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/fivepoints/andrea-tantaros-fox-news-lawsuit-roger-ailes

“Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny,” the complaint, filed in New York State Supreme Court, reads.

It's all very similar to what's in the suit filed by Gretchen Carlson, so now Ailes et al have to slime their way out of two lawsuits. Hopefully the whole operation gets deep sixed before too much longer.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18747 on:** August 23, 2016, 04:27:56 PM »

The thing about this suit is that it also goes after the people who eventually took charge for Ailes as being complicit in the harassment.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18748 on:** August 23, 2016, 06:30:04 PM »

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/08/23/did-donald-trump-make-donations-for-flood-relief-in-louisiana-heres-what-we-know/?postshare=2111471979644122&tid=ss_tw

thisismyusername · « **Reply #18749 on:** August 24, 2016, 11:53:58 AM »

https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/768323099485843456

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #18750 on:** August 24, 2016, 12:57:10 PM »

http://www.dailydot.com/irl/lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-taking-over-your-town/

Momma always told me that the gubmint would send teh lesbians after me.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18751 on:** August 24, 2016, 03:20:40 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 24, 2016, 12:57:10 PM

http://www.dailydot.com/irl/lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-taking-over-your-town/

Momma always told me that the gubmint would send teh lesbians after me.

I hope this happens.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18752 on:** August 24, 2016, 07:36:04 PM »

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/24/brexit-advocate-farage-will-reportedly-appear-with-trump-in-mississippi.html

lol wut? Trump campaigning with Nigel Farage?

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Farage is already in Jackson, Mississippi, he told ITN, an NBC News partner. He is expected to tell the story of Brexit and its implications for the world.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #18753 on:** August 25, 2016, 12:21:44 AM »

Sausage · « **Reply #18754 on:** August 25, 2016, 02:23:48 AM »

yeah well hillary is the real bigot

https://twitter.com/SarahWoodwriter/status/768615326611365888

Trent Dole · « **Reply #18755 on:** August 25, 2016, 03:24:01 AM »

Billy Joel Proudly Presents: We Didn't Start the Fascism

Bonus Breitbart Headlines!

Tasty · « **Reply #18756 on:** August 25, 2016, 05:13:11 PM »

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2016/08/23/cruel-attacks-on-richardson-couple-with-clinton-sign-in-yard/

Only gonna get worse brehs. I'm imagining Montreal-after-the-Habs-lose-the-playoffs levels of hate, sour grapes and property destruction when Trump loses.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #18757 on:** August 25, 2016, 11:28:50 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18758 on:** August 27, 2016, 11:48:13 AM »

I sincerely hope that every Mainer feels a jolt of shame every time LePage shows up in the news.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18759 on:** August 27, 2016, 11:59:03 AM »

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Dwayne Wade's cousin was just shot and killed walking her baby in Chicago. Just what I have been saying. African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2016

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #18760 on:** August 27, 2016, 01:06:04 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on August 27, 2016, 01:01:58 PM

I want to ignore Trump. I really, really want to. But it's like everyday he says a dumber and crazier thing than before and it's all over the news.

The thing is this process has been going on daily for like over a year.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18761 on:** August 27, 2016, 01:27:25 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 27, 2016, 11:59:03 AM

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Dwayne Wade's cousin was just shot and killed walking her baby in Chicago. Just what I have been saying. African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2016

Didn't even spell the man's name correctly.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #18762 on:** August 28, 2016, 12:00:40 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18763 on:** August 28, 2016, 01:28:06 PM »

Hitlery is such a toxic and damaged candidate, that Trump does have a very real chance of winning in a landslide! But don't tell that to a lefty demonrat, because they are so much smarter than we are! Yeah right LOL!!!!

zomgee · « **Reply #18764 on:** August 28, 2016, 05:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on August 28, 2016, 12:00:40 PM

So all Trump has to do is add numbers to win. Shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18765 on:** August 28, 2016, 07:05:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/goody37/status/770021223636037633

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18766 on:** August 28, 2016, 09:17:04 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18767 on:** August 28, 2016, 09:45:23 PM »

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2016/08/28/rob-lowe-roast-ann-coulter/89505556/

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Saturday Night Live cast member Pete Davidson quipped, “If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?”

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There were also lines about Coulter's political views. "Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf," said comedian Nikki Glaser. "Ann, you're awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave."

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"She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan," said Roast Master David Spade. "It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18768 on:** August 28, 2016, 09:54:01 PM »

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Former NFL quarterback Peyton Manning had a joke about her appearance, too: "I just realized that I'm not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby."

You know it's rough night, when even fetus-head is taking shots at your face.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18769 on:** August 29, 2016, 07:21:35 AM »

Anthony Weiner got caught sexting yet again. I think this is now the fourth time he's been caught: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/anthony-weiner-sext-scandal_us_57c3d64be4b085c1ff2a0686

Someone needs to take the phone away from Beavis

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18770 on:** August 29, 2016, 09:34:51 AM »

It's not even about "sex addiction" at this point, it's moreso about using his perceived celebrity/clout to get pussy. A normal dude would simply create an anonymous profile somewhere, perhaps on Seeking Arrangement, and reel them in; he could likely meet young chicks who have no idea who he is. Instead this dude out here DMing chicks from Twitter meaning that a chick can expose or blackmail him at any time lmao. Dumbass.

helios · « **Reply #18771 on:** August 29, 2016, 09:48:04 AM »

Don't kinkshame

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18772 on:** August 29, 2016, 09:48:25 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2016, 09:34:51 AM

It's not even about "sex addiction" at this point, it's moreso about using his perceived celebrity/clout to get pussy. A normal dude would simply create an anonymous profile somewhere, perhaps on Seeking Arrangement, and reel them in; he could likely meet young chicks who have no idea who he is. Instead this dude out here DMing chicks from Twitter meaning that a chick can expose or blackmail him at any time lmao. Dumbass.

This is obviously a false flag operation to draw attention away from Emailghazi.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18773 on:** August 29, 2016, 09:56:45 AM »

Plus, who would want to be called Huma Weiner.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18774 on:** August 29, 2016, 11:55:54 AM »

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/abedin-announces-separation-anthony-weiner

Heeeeeeeey Huma, wanna fuck a fat white goyim to get revenge on Anthony?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18775 on:** August 29, 2016, 01:15:15 PM »

Syph · « **Reply #18776 on:** August 29, 2016, 01:31:00 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on August 29, 2016, 11:55:54 AM

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/abedin-announces-separation-anthony-weiner

Heeeeeeeey Huma, wanna fuck a fat white goyim to get revenge on Anthony?

it's actually fucking hilarious
not to mention you know this is the Clinton's pressuring for this divorce
in the sense that Huma is too dumb to have initiated herself all these years

refuse to divorce your creepy husband for political gains brehs

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18777 on:** August 29, 2016, 01:42:53 PM »

If it wasn't for his second texting scandal, he likely would be the mayor of NYC right now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18778 on:** August 29, 2016, 02:36:21 PM »

(not my screenshot. W10 scust)

tiesto · « **Reply #18779 on:** August 29, 2016, 03:52:47 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on August 29, 2016, 01:42:53 PM

If it wasn't for his second texting scandal, he likely would be the mayor of NYC right now.

Even with the sexting scandals he'd probably still be better than DiBlasio.