US Politics Thread |OT| THE DARKEST TIMELINE

[Mandark]

[james]

>implying that facebook was ever great

When it started the search feature was pretty damn good. Great even.

Search by specific dorm
Search by specific floor
Search by class
No privacy filters.

JACKPOT.

Yup, I lived on the 8th floor of a dorm and you were able to search that way.

So this hot girl down the hall. I know the room has an "Abby" a "Rachel" and a "Jessica". I dont know which is the hottie.

Search all females in Dorm Tower, Floor 8.

7 results.

Oh hey, the hottie is "Jessica"

AND HER HALLOWEEN COSTUME

 

Why they removed that feature I wont ever understand

[TakingBackSunday]

well this shit is creepy

[Trent Dole]

You're really surprised something made by a college aged male is creepy?

[Purrp Skirrp]

relating to his first post so much.

[benjipwns]

based gary

[benjipwns]

SELL OUT

HIM AND HIS THEORIES AND PHILOSOPHIZEN

NOT IN MY KENTUCKY

edit: that still

[Joe Molotov]

[CatsCatsCats]

That's awful, what thread was that?!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://vimeo.com/75999839

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[james]

well this shit is creepy

I dont think you understand why The Facebook was created

[Madrun Badrun]

No he just realized how much of his girlfriends facebook is pictures of her getting dolled up and that he's friends with PD.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/730251094614528000

this guy brehs

[benjipwns]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dean-chambers-unskewed-polls-hillary-clinton-win_us_581a3cf1e4b01a82df64601d

Dean Chambers, who made a name for himself “unskewing” the polls in 2012 to give Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney more favorable results, has come to view political polling with a bit less suspicion and believes that Hillary Clinton is the favorite to win the White House.

“I hear some Trump supporters saying that Trump is going to get a much higher result than polls are suggesting,” Chambers continued, “but I don’t have any basis to agree with that. If you’re trying to construct a scenario where Trump wins, you need five more electoral votes. Virginia, Colorado and New Hampshire seems likely to go to Hillary.”

Chambers’ attempts to “unskew” presidential polling in 2012 earned him a following from conservatives who clung to his favorable predictions of Romney’s ultimately doomed campaign, and from pollsters who viewed his techniques with skepticism and scorn. Since that time “unskew” has become social media shorthand for undoing the results of anything deemed undesirable or unfavorable.

After the election, Chambers started barackofraudo.com, a short-lived venture which speculated about the impact that election fraud may have had on the 2012 election.

“Well the problem with vote fraud is many of us believe it does happen but it’s tough to prove,” Chambers said. 

[Samson Manhug]

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/794232437337247744

Slavoj ˇi˛ek​ endorses Trump as the revolution candidate

[agrajag]

Brehs, it's kind of blowing my mind that just three election cycles ago Howard Dean completely derailed his campaign by some little screetching noise he made at a rally that went viral. Yet we have Donald Pussygrab Trump and Gary Horseshit Johnson on the ballot.

[helios]

Brehs, it's kind of blowing my mind that just three election cycles ago Howard Dean completely derailed his campaign by some little screetching noise he made at a rally that went viral. Yet we have Donald Pussygrab Trump and Gary Horseshit Johnson on the ballot.

Politics have come a long way

[Samson Manhug]

Brehs, it's kind of blowing my mind that just three election cycles ago Howard Dean completely derailed his campaign by some little screetching noise he made at a rally that went viral. Yet we have Donald Pussygrab Trump and Gary Horseshit Johnson on the ballot.

Dukakis blew his campaign in the general because he wore a funny hat

[Syph]

relating to his first post so much.

OK guy who posted his GF's ass in one of our threads.

wait wut

[agrajag]

Brehs, it's kind of blowing my mind that just three election cycles ago Howard Dean completely derailed his campaign by some little screetching noise he made at a rally that went viral. Yet we have Donald Pussygrab Trump and Gary Horseshit Johnson on the ballot.

Dukakis blew his campaign in the general because he wore a funny hat

The Donald should have run back in that era, he would've never made it with that bird's nest on his head

[Madrun Badrun]

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/600/will-i-know-anyone-at-this-party

that townhall meeting suggesting a moratorium on immigration. 

[agrajag]

In an election with the most Hispanic voters than ever this is the hill the repubs want to die on™

[Purrp Skirrp]

relating to his first post so much.

OK guy who posted his GF's ass in one of our threads.

If only you'd follow suit next time you inevitably post about your ex :'(

[chronovore]

BREAKING:

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YE-MOTHERFUCKING-GADS, I hate that manbaby. EVERY newspaper prepares for inevitable stories: deaths, births preceded by widely announced pregnancies, wars which break out after tensions have long been mounting, and definitely stories which can only break two ways: Trump or Clinton. If they REALLY wanted to cover their ass, they've probably also got one covering the dark horse Gary Johnson written by some second-stringer.

[TakingBackSunday]

Silver's latest tweets

[zomgee]

Silver's latest tweets

I'm beginning to believe he has played me like a one string guitar.

[Great Rumbler]

Silver's latest tweets

I'm beginning to believe he has played me like a one string guitar.

In the end, by being so concerned about politics and elections, haven't you really just played yourself?

[Phoenix Dark]

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/304231-heritage-calling-for-supreme-court-blockade-if-clinton-wins

yup...

better hope dems take the senate. I don't think the GOP would simply refuse to confirm her judge...but I could see them demanding Garland or someone more moderate.

[Steve Contra]

Silver's latest tweets

It's almost like he joined a huge media conglomerate.

[zomgee]

Silver's latest tweets

I'm beginning to believe he has played me like a one string guitar.

In the end, by being so concerned about politics and elections, haven't you really just played yourself?

Daily

[james]

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/304231-heritage-calling-for-supreme-court-blockade-if-clinton-wins

yup...

better hope dems take the senate. I don't think the GOP would simply refuse to confirm her judge...but I could see them demanding Garland or someone more moderate.

Pressed on whether he was comfortable going five years without a ninth Supreme Court justice, Holler said there’s “nothing sacrosanct about the number of nine justices.”

These people are terrorists and need to be treated as such

[Great Rumbler]

Having an even number of Supreme Court justices is a really terrible idea, so I propose that we send Clarence Thomas off into retirement and just keep it at 7. That's a good number.

[Oblivion]

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/794483288282955776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[Mupepe]

relating to his first post so much.

OK guy who posted his GF's ass in one of our threads.

If only you'd follow suit next time you inevitably post about your ex :'(

(Image removed from quote.)

Those are a Mupepe PM exclusive, boy.

And those pics are delicious.

[agrajag]

  This is trending on Facebook.

http://truthfeed.com/breaking-ex-apprentice-summer-zervos-paid-500000-by-gloria-allred-to-accuse-trump-deal-went-to-others-too/33797/

GotNews Reports

The Apprentice loser and Trump “fake rape” accuser Summer Zervos was bribed $500,000 by Democrat fundraiser and lawyer Gloria Allred to make her accusations against Donald Trump, a deal that was shopped around to other ex-Apprentice contestants too, according to anonymous sources familiar with the matter.

GotNews’ source tells us that Zervos’ sexual harassment accusation against Trump is a “completely fabricated hoax.”

Zervos was paid half a million dollars by Gloria Allred, which is being paid out “slowly over time” according to our source.

LYING TRUMP ACCUSER SUMMER ZERVOS IMMEDIATELY AFTER BEING FIRED AND HUMILIATED ON NATIONAL TV BY DONALD TRUMP. FROM NBC.
LYING TRUMP ACCUSER SUMMER ZERVOS IMMEDIATELY AFTER BEING FIRED AND HUMILIATED ON NATIONAL TV BY DONALD TRUMP. FROM NBC.
Zervos was a big league Trump supporter who converted her whole family to the Trump Train until she met Gloria Allred, as was reported before.

Money talks!

GotNews’ anonymous source tells us that Zervos’ family is aware of the transaction and angry about it, but does not want to be caught up in the news cycle.

Zervos was humiliated on national TV by Donald Trump 10 years ago when she was the first Apprentice contestant to be fired on Season 5, as you can watch here.

Left-wing feminist Gloria Allred is a long-time Democrat operative who tries to kill GOP presidential campaigns with fake female “victims”, which she successfully did in 2012 to Herman Cain and later Mitt Romney.

She was also revealed to be a Democrat fundraiser in e-mails leaked by WikiLeaks.

Allred’s daughter Lisa Bloom is in the same sleazy business, as we exclusively reported yesterday.

Zervos was Allred’s first fake accuser — now revealed to be taking $500,000 from Allred — although her latest desperate attempt to smear Donald Trump was with an actual hardcore porn star.

Did the porn star also get $500,000, Gloria?

GotNews attempted to reach Summer Zervos for comment but could not find any available points of contact. Gloria Allred has not returned our request for comment as of press time.

UPDATE: We have received a statement from Gloria Allred:

Your “tip” is completely false. I have never paid anyone to come forward. Feel free to tell your tipster, who is probably a Trump supporter that I said so.
Stay tuned for more.

 

[james]

This is a weird ass article

How the University of Alabama Became a National Player
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/06/education/edlife/survival-strategies-for-public-universities.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0


Its written with the same language and tone you reserve for articles about how the new pizza company is rapidly expanding.

How then, you might ask, did Brianna Zavilowitz, a Staten Islander with 2120 SATs and a 4.0 grade-point average, daughter of a retired N.Y.P.D. detective and an air traffic controller, with zero interest in pledging and middling enthusiasm for football, wind up in Tuscaloosa for college?

Ok, good start, but then...

With state funding now just 12.5 percent of the university’s budget, campus leaders have mapped an offensive strategy to grow in size, prestige and, most important, revenue.

Um isnt this an issue?

Alabama has invested heavily to lure students like Ms. Zavilowitz, who does not qualify for federal financial aid. The university is spending $100.6 million in merit aid, up from $8.3 million a decade ago and more than twice what it allocates to students with financial need. It also has hired an army of recruiters to put Bama on college lists of full-paying students who, a few years ago, might not have looked its way.

But you're a public university, arent you supposed to serve your public? Youre giving full rides to rich kids from NYC?

Instead of layoffs and cuts, some public universities facing budget challenges are following this blueprint for survival: higher charges to students, and more of them. Nowadays, the real money comes from tuition and fees. The average for four-year public colleges rose 81 percent in constant dollars between 2000 and 2014. At Alabama, tuition and fees have about doubled in the last decade, to $10,470 for residents and to $26,950 for nonresidents.

THIS ISNT GOOD

Youre not writing about Chipotle offering new for-charge side items!

Even when it awards full-tuition scholarships, the university makes money — on dorm rooms and meal plans, books, football tickets, hoodies and school spirit items like the giant Bama banner Ms. Zavilowitz and her roommates bought for the blank wall in the suite’s common area. All told, these extras and essentials brought in $173 million last year — on top of $633 million in tuition and fees, up from $135 million in 2005.

Holy fuck we're talking about a public institution and not an airline!

Its not just me right?

[benjipwns]

http://www.infowars.com/spirit-cooking-clinton-campaign-chairman-invited-to-bizarre-satanic-performance/

In what is undoubtedly the most bizarre Wikileaks revelation to date, Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta was invited to a “spirit cooking dinner” by performance artist Marina Abramovic, to take part in an occult ritual founded by Satanist Aleister Crowley.

In an email dated June 28, 2015, Abramovic wrote, “I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining? All my love, Marina.”

Tony Podesta then forwarded the email to his brother John Podesta (Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman), asking him, “Are you in NYC Thursday July 9 Marina wants you to come to dinner.”

[benjipwns]

The real Clinton email scandal is that a bullshit story has dominated the campaign by Matthew Yglesias

So here's 4000 words complaining/talking about it.

[zomgee]

mi abuela de Satanįs

[VomKriege]

http://www.infowars.com/spirit-cooking-clinton-campaign-chairman-invited-to-bizarre-satanic-performance/

invited to a “spirit cooking dinner” by performance artist Marina Abramovic

Not too surprised Infowars would have issues grasping what is performance art...

Its written with the same language and tone you reserve for articles about how the new pizza company is rapidly expanding.

Native advertising ?

[Great Rumbler]

"You must get a college degree if you want to succeed!!"

"That'll be $30k per year, please."

[Mupepe]

http://www.infowars.com/spirit-cooking-clinton-campaign-chairman-invited-to-bizarre-satanic-performance/

In what is undoubtedly the most bizarre Wikileaks revelation to date, Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta was invited to a “spirit cooking dinner” by performance artist Marina Abramovic, to take part in an occult ritual founded by Satanist Aleister Crowley.

In an email dated June 28, 2015, Abramovic wrote, “I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining? All my love, Marina.”

Tony Podesta then forwarded the email to his brother John Podesta (Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman), asking him, “Are you in NYC Thursday July 9 Marina wants you to come to dinner.”

I'm even more glad I voted Clinton now.

[headwalk]

get a load of this shill.

[zomgee]

Skip to 19 minutes because who cares

[benjipwns]

"I'm willing to take that hit, to pay that price [of losing viewers], because there's too much on the line."

 

[zomgee]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rudy-giuliani-fbi-clinton-emails_us_581c9e3fe4b0e80b02c93d6b?ij36pfg576k0c6jemi

"Rudy Giuliani said Friday that he knew the FBI planned to review more emails tied to Hillary Clinton before a public announcement about the investigation last week, confirming that the agency leaked information to Donald Trump’s presidential campaign."

I really don't understand the logic here.

[Great Rumbler]

"I'm willing to take that hit, to pay that price [of losing viewers], because there's too much on the line."

 

[james]

Now theyre saying the FBI will allow terrorist attacks to go through so Trump gets elected?

[Brehvolution]

THis is the first election where the KKK, KGB, and FBI are all pulling for the same candidate.

Seen on twitter.

[VomKriege]

Now theyre saying the FBI will allow terrorist attacks to go through so Trump gets elected?

Obviously they can't be sure an attack is planned in the coming days.
They'll carry themselves a false flag attack with the help of Russian FSB sleeper agents. 

[Phoenix Dark]

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/794625064746582016

barry o don't leave us  :'(

[Trent Dole]

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/794625064746582016

barry o don't leave us  :'(

Fucking GOAT

[benjipwns]

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/11/dnc-told-fbi-it-may-have-been-bugged

In an episode reminiscent of Watergate, the Democratic Party recently informed the FBI that it had collected evidence suggesting its Washington headquarters had been bugged, according to two Democratic National Committee officials who asked not to be named.

In September, according to these sources, the DNC hired a firm to conduct an electronic sweep of its offices. After Russian hackers had penetrated its email system and those of other Democratic targets, DNC officials believed it was prudent to scrutinize their offices. This examination found nothing unusual.

In late October, after conservative activist James O'Keefe released a new set of hidden-camera videos targeting Democrats, interim party chairwoman Donna Brazile ordered up another sweep. There was a concern that Republican foes might have infiltrated the DNC offices, where volunteers were reporting to work on phone banks and other election activities. (For some of their actions, O'Keefe and his crew have used people posing as volunteers to gain access to Democratic outfits.)

The second sweep, according to the Democratic officials, found a radio signal near the chairman's office that indicated there might be a listening device outside the office. "We were told that this was something that could pick up calls from cellphones," a DNC official says. "The guys who did the sweep said it was a strong indication." No device was recovered. No possible culprits were identified.

The DNC sent a report with the technical details to the FBI, according to the DNC officials. "We believe it's been given by the bureau to another agency with three letters to examine," the DNC official says. "We're not supposed to talk about it."

[TakingBackSunday]

RACE TIGHTENING YALL

[Mandark]

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/794625064746582016

barry o don't leave us  :'(

And here's Trump recapping that at a rally:

[TakingBackSunday]

What a fucking moron

[Great Rumbler]

I can't wait to wake up on Wednesday and not have to think about Donald Trump ever again.

[zepblackstar]

Trump knows what he is saying is BS but its all about ginning up the crowd at this point and the crowd don't care.

Trump even after he loses wins because he has brought in the old style fuck that the other side politics of old or what you are seeing now in Europe. Polarizing politics and take no compromise attitude

Genie is out of the bottle.

[Great Rumbler]

Yeah, unfortunately, I think we're going to see more conservative politicians adopt this style over the next few years.

[james]

THE OPPO IS DROPPING THE OPPO IS DROPPING

MAN THE STATIONS

 

[james]

• Melania is an illegal immigrant
• Trump had an affair with a porn star

 

I cant wait for the 10pm news drop tomorrow in preparation for the Sunday papers