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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #120 on: February 02, 2013, 06:42:54 AM »
Just made the bald man cry and it was everything I thought it would be.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #121 on: February 02, 2013, 07:24:14 AM »
Just jerk it it was awesome
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #122 on: February 02, 2013, 09:30:24 AM »
Yeah I beat off many times the past few days. This challenge is impossible
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #123 on: February 02, 2013, 09:35:34 AM »
Stay strong, my friends.

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #124 on: February 02, 2013, 09:45:29 AM »
Pretty sure I'm addicted to wanking and shitty food, maybe I should see a hot therapist.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #125 on: February 02, 2013, 09:58:23 AM »
You should see a hot line cook.

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #126 on: February 02, 2013, 10:08:29 AM »
one more day until 7 days no wank. i too feel like i could go forever
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #127 on: February 02, 2013, 10:12:09 AM »

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #128 on: February 02, 2013, 10:19:30 AM »
Unless they're naked i dont care
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #129 on: February 02, 2013, 11:06:19 AM »
Keeeps? They're from tumblr, dumbass.

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #130 on: February 02, 2013, 11:18:30 AM »
IM OUT AGAIN

TENGA EGG REVIEW:
IM SURE IT WOULDVE BEEN NICE IF I LASTED MORE THAN 10 SECONDS

ONCE AGAIN CORMAC IS RIGHT
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #131 on: February 02, 2013, 12:28:29 PM »
Up to 7 days no fap. *e-flex*
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #132 on: February 02, 2013, 02:23:33 PM »
wow you guys are dumb. just accept that you are pathetic, shameful creatures and get on with your lives

btw I already copypasta'd this into other threads but it's also relevant here:

http://haquelebac.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/in-memoriam-michel-foucault-15-october-1926-%e2%80%93-25-june-1984/

Two and a half millenia ago sexuality was invented by the horrible Greeks and idealized by Plato. Once idealized, sexuality was as robust as anthrax and as insidious as herpes, and could nest dormant in your cells like trichinella or plasmodium . For most people during much of human history, sexuality merely wallowed in the murk like some enormous, slimy, barbeled catfish, and emerged only occasionally to engulf some hapless human victim. But from time to time sexual / anti-sexual idealists like Augustine and Dante encouraged and strengthened the  monster, and finally in 1830 (with the July Revolution and the opening of Hugo’s play Hernani) the French romantics and liberals brought the undead creature from mud to land. For almost two centuries now it’s been flopping and wallowing among us, going where it will, wreaking havoc and devouring any who dare come its way.

Many have tried to tame or defeat sexuality, but each attempt has only made it stronger and more horrible. Repression, chastity, marriage, idealization, libertinism, liberation, naturalness, “relationships”, psychoanalysis, bisexuality, intersexuality, transgendering, queering – nothing has worked, and sexuality still claims countless new victims each day. This creature has no benign forms and cannot be resisted, and all we can do now is resign ourselves to our sexual fates, whatever those may be, and hope for some post-sexual Beowulf or Parsifal to come along to drive a stake into the beast’s gigantic, loathsome head.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #133 on: February 02, 2013, 04:11:48 PM »
Keep them coming Malek.

Jesus Christ. Go to xhamster like the rest of us.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #134 on: February 02, 2013, 04:35:15 PM »
the no masturbation thread has surpassed the masturbation thread in quality
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #135 on: February 02, 2013, 04:51:01 PM »
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #136 on: February 02, 2013, 05:17:43 PM »
did u ask her out on a date
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #137 on: February 02, 2013, 08:23:24 PM »
wow you guys are dumb. just accept that you are pathetic, shameful creatures and get on with your lives

it has nothing to do with repression, only with getting energy and focus back from cutting down on beating off and making the masturbation you DO have better

there's nothing orgone energy can't do, huh? give me a break
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #138 on: February 03, 2013, 12:50:31 AM »
something must be wrong with me, I regularly go at least a week in between beating off.

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #139 on: February 05, 2013, 08:51:49 AM »
wholse still going strong
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #140 on: February 05, 2013, 09:55:51 AM »
The body builds up seminal fluid over time.  There is no way to reabsorb this and you will eventually reach capacity.  Its coming out in some fashion. This endeavor is an impossible task unless you have a girlfriend or are making a real attempt to leave your mancave and learn how to talk to girls.

Also, your concentration is going to go to shit after about a week and all you can think about is how horny you are.  That being said, making it a ritual you only perform once or twice a week can do wonders for your productivity and general drive.

Basically, you need to take this opportunity to get something done or learn the game, because there is no use for it otherwise.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #141 on: February 05, 2013, 10:03:43 AM »
Also a good time to learn how to not be an uggo fatty.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #142 on: February 05, 2013, 05:29:23 PM »
the tenga egg was god tier but i only lasted like 10 seconds it sucked
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #143 on: February 05, 2013, 05:41:53 PM »
wholse still going strong
ive pretty much just settled on letting the snake out of the cage 2x a week, pretty good compromise I think. energy's pretty good with that as well.

 :lol hows your tenga egg

The body builds up seminal fluid over time.  There is no way to reabsorb this and you will eventually reach capacity.  Its coming out in some fashion. This endeavor is an impossible task unless you have a girlfriend or are making a real attempt to leave your mancave and learn how to talk to girls.

Basically, you need to take this opportunity to get something done or learn the game, because there is no use for it otherwise.
who said this is for women you supercilious taco

There's a lot of half naked girls in this thread.  You're not himuro, are you?  I've been a way a bit and don't know if he changed his name again
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #144 on: February 06, 2013, 06:28:10 PM »
Choked the chicken last night.  >:(
Felt good. 8)
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #145 on: February 06, 2013, 07:51:07 PM »
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #146 on: February 06, 2013, 07:58:15 PM »
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #147 on: February 06, 2013, 08:31:54 PM »
gross
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #148 on: February 06, 2013, 08:35:36 PM »
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #149 on: February 06, 2013, 08:36:04 PM »
lolol. Aren't you at work?!
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #150 on: February 06, 2013, 08:39:30 PM »
Yup. Just messin in the office, slow day
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #151 on: February 06, 2013, 09:03:28 PM »
I've been reading the 4 Hour Body and I'm going to try out a combination of fermented cod liver oil + vitamin rich butter fat capsules, vitamin D3, cold showers (gonna hate that  :-\), and Brazil nuts in order to increase my testosterone levels/confidence/sex appeal.

Not masturbating just to increase your testosterone seems like... no, it is a fool's errand.  :P

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #152 on: February 06, 2013, 09:26:34 PM »
don't forget pine pollen and steak :lol

I guess there may be something to all of that but sprinting is proven to boost testosterone if you want to give that a go. There is no downside.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #153 on: February 06, 2013, 10:08:52 PM »
Right now my schedule is pretty hectic so I haven't been able to get any good workouts in but I should be able to fit in some 30 minute running sessions during the weekend.

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #154 on: February 06, 2013, 10:21:09 PM »
wanking tonight dun care anymore challenge over
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #155 on: February 07, 2013, 02:18:46 AM »
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #157 on: February 07, 2013, 11:20:27 AM »
Spoiler tag that shit, damn.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #158 on: February 07, 2013, 11:35:11 AM »
i want htat third to last one so bad
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #159 on: February 07, 2013, 01:43:00 PM »
the main problem with being online and trying not to JO is the abundance of quality naked woman content available on the internet.

Case in point: http://www.xvideos.com/video3343853/betty_fingers_her_hairy_pussy

Fuck... sucks so bad I'm at work now and didn't go in 2 days (just been too busy) - name of that link already sounds good :'(
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #161 on: February 07, 2013, 11:47:12 PM »
it just occured to me that i haven't made Kojak sick in about 3 weeks.... wait what?! Really.... um... yeah.... sleeping in same room as wife and kids, too much stuff to do - then now over here in UK with parents....

"Spunk Tsunami kills thousands in costal Cumbrian town" headlines incoming
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #162 on: February 08, 2013, 12:00:45 AM »
so yr meeting up with Kosma after all?
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #163 on: February 08, 2013, 12:12:00 AM »
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so yr meeting up with Kosma after all?

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #165 on: February 08, 2013, 02:30:16 AM »
Kitty Pryde :heartbeat
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #166 on: February 10, 2013, 10:52:54 AM »
If you don't want to masturbate so much why not just work out regularly? That always worked for me.

I work out almost everyday...it doesn't work
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #167 on: February 10, 2013, 03:06:39 PM »
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #168 on: February 11, 2013, 11:10:40 PM »
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #169 on: February 11, 2013, 11:25:45 PM »


I would slide my Mastercard between her butt flaps and tell her to charge it to the game
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #170 on: February 12, 2013, 06:39:28 AM »
You poor, poor man  :(

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #171 on: February 12, 2013, 05:44:17 PM »
Comic auteur Dave Sim says, "If you leave your dick alone long enough, it eventually leaves you alone as well."

But, then again, Dave Sim is crazy.

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #172 on: February 12, 2013, 09:03:05 PM »
I just did in the hotel shower
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #173 on: February 13, 2013, 08:13:13 AM »
Comic auteur Dave Sim says, "If you leave your dick alone long enough, it eventually leaves you alone as well."

But, then again, Dave Sim is crazy.

Suddenly Cerebus makes a whole lot more sense.
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #174 on: February 13, 2013, 08:19:28 AM »
I have my morning jack off session like some people have their morning coffee: without it, they're not quite the same.

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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #175 on: March 25, 2013, 11:24:14 PM »
just realised I havent jacked it in about week because I haven't felt like it. I'm expecting to feel like King Kong on top of the Empire State Building soon
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Re: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013
« Reply #176 on: March 26, 2013, 08:36:25 AM »
It doesn't work for me. I had periods where I didn't masturbate/ejaculate for 4 months and I didn't notice an increase in 'testosterone/confidence'.