Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 938312 times)

bork · « **Reply #4680 on:** April 06, 2018, 09:15:09 PM »

I'm watching the HOF.

The Dudleys (and Edge and Christian) were great and were fun to listen to. Bits from Ron Simmons and Matt and Jeff in there, too, and even a jab at Mr. T and his momma!

Now it's Hillbilly Jim and it's just

. I skipped the induction from Jimmy Hart. Maybe that was better. But he's just rambling about shit.

bork · « **Reply #4681 on:** April 06, 2018, 09:20:38 PM »

WRAP IT UP ALREADY

bork · « **Reply #4682 on:** April 06, 2018, 09:24:34 PM »

I live in the now, too, Jim. And by that I mean NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

bork · « **Reply #4683 on:** April 06, 2018, 09:26:48 PM »

HE'S STILL GOING

He has said "so as I come to the finish here" like five times already.

bork · « **Reply #4684 on:** April 06, 2018, 09:28:10 PM »

He's done talking

bork · « **Reply #4685 on:** April 06, 2018, 11:07:42 PM »

The Warrior Award kid did better than almost everybody else.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4686 on:** April 07, 2018, 07:52:15 AM »

I made it through Jimmy Hart's intro speech and like 3 minutes of Hillbilly Jim before I was all "let's just finish getting caught up on NXT before Takeover tomorrow"

bork · « **Reply #4687 on:** April 07, 2018, 09:38:07 AM »

I liked The Dudleys and Jeff Jarrett's speeches. The Warrior Kid also was pretty good (he made some good jokes!) but Dana Warrior going on about her husband and shit from four years ago before introducing him was

.

Goldberg and Ivory were OK I guess. I didn't like Goldberg kind of shitting on Kevin Nash, even if he deserved it...it just doesn't seem like it has a place at a supposed "hall of fame ceremony." But I know it's a fake HOF and just WWE marketing so whatever I guess.

Kid Rock was...well...he was there. Short speech so whatever. Don't care. I assume he's really there to come out at Mania on Sunday and start playing American Badass, which the Undertaker will come out to.

Hillybilly Jim...nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Sorry man...

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Noticed a lot of Hogan name-dropping. Makes me wonder if that's a hint that he's coming back or if the inductees just didn't give a shit about who they could or couldn't talk about.

bork · « **Reply #4688 on:** April 07, 2018, 09:11:51 PM »

Taveover so far:

-Adam Cole is the first-ever North American champ. Missed a good bit of this match, but saw a bunch of crazy ladder stuff going on.

-Shayna Baszler just won the women's championship from Ember Moon a rear naked choke (Kirifuda Clutch or something?).

bork · « **Reply #4689 on:** April 07, 2018, 09:40:40 PM »

Undisputed Era retains their belts. Roderick Strong suddenly turned on his partner Pete Dunne and helped them win. Now he's in the group.

The announcers were saying that he always wanted to be a champion or with champions in NXT. Er...his team was about to win the belts!

bork · « **Reply #4690 on:** April 07, 2018, 10:52:44 PM »

Aleister Black new champ! That was an awesome match!!

Ciampa/Gargano is just brutal.

bork · « **Reply #4691 on:** April 07, 2018, 11:05:11 PM »

Gargano wins and is back! Those last two matches were fuckin' great.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #4692 on:** April 07, 2018, 11:30:34 PM »

Mania is not topping that shit.

Also Dream is probably permanently fucked up from that elbow off the ladder, Matt Hardy is still troubled from a leg drop spot off the cage he did against Edge back in '05.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4693 on:** April 08, 2018, 02:35:29 AM »

Really liked that Takeover.

Now... who gets called up? Ember, AOP are the easy predictions. If they'd put Ciampa over obviously Johnny would (deservedly) be getting called up but now I wonder. I would still call him up but do you put him on 205 live? Or Raw or SD?

nachobro · « **Reply #4694 on:** April 08, 2018, 01:03:54 PM »

Enjoyed that Takeover a lot, Every match had some great moments and the main event was really fantastic. My only complain is EC3. Gonna side with Stro, the Hogan level tan plus bacne is a really terrible look for that dude.

bork · « **Reply #4695 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:05:37 PM »

Kick-off show has started.

Time for SEVEN HOURS OF WRESTLEMANIA

bork · « **Reply #4696 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:19:39 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on April 08, 2018, 05:15:26 PM

Who is this Sam Roberts dude and why does he look like Pauly Shore's cousin?

Radio/podcast host. He does a show on Sirius with Jim Norton that I think replaced Opie and Anthony and has a wrasslin' podcast. He's usually on the kickoff show panels.

bork · « **Reply #4697 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:40:31 PM »

They couldn't just have JR and King on commentary? Did Byron NEED to be in there?

bork · « **Reply #4698 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:41:12 PM »

Goldust with a dab

Is that a new costume with the Dusty dots?

bork · « **Reply #4699 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:42:44 PM »

Oh yeah, Ziggler still there. I saw he popped up saying that his contract is up soon and all the talk that all the dirtsheets were saying about him signing a contract extension with a crazy amount of pay was bullshit.

bork · « **Reply #4700 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:45:00 PM »

Goldust walking around, not doing anything.

JR then mentions how active Goldust has been in this match.

bork · « **Reply #4701 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:46:30 PM »

"Commercial break" in the middle of this for Mania

bork · « **Reply #4702 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:47:47 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on April 08, 2018, 05:46:35 PM

I'm on the network yet they still cut to ads?

And only one for Mania. Makes no fucking sense as always.

bork · « **Reply #4703 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:49:38 PM »

Looking at from a storyline-only approach...wouldn't Cena want to at least be in this battle royal rather than just watch?

bork · « **Reply #4704 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:49:57 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on April 08, 2018, 05:49:15 PM

Man, Kane looks awful now.

big red gut

bork · « **Reply #4705 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:51:54 PM »

JR...Goldust isn't the only veteran here. Kane is there. Come on.

bork · « **Reply #4706 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:53:14 PM »

Thought Ziggler was going to win this with all the focus he kept getting. Matt winning?

bork · « **Reply #4707 on:** April 08, 2018, 05:54:24 PM »

Bray Wyatt reappears and looks exactly the same as before.

bork · « **Reply #4708 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 08, 2018, 05:57:38 PM

Uh....the last time Wyatt was on TV, he and Matt were trying to kill each other at Matt's house and Wyatt was drowned in a lake

Him helping Matt at least makes sense from a kayfabe standpoint- the "sister abigail" persona was erased from him in the lake or whatever.

Am also sure that their plan is to have him feign being a face and then turn on Matt to continue the feud later on.

Quote from: Stro on April 08, 2018, 05:57:38 PM

Also note: Last year, Bray was in a WWE Championship match

This year, he did a run in in a battle royal on the pre-show

bork · « **Reply #4709 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on April 08, 2018, 05:56:46 PM

"Even Cena looks shocked" is the new "even Speedwagon is afraid"

They did it again

CUT TO JOHN CENA DURING OUR BIG 205 LIVE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

ON A PRE-SHOW

SO IMPORTANT

bork · « **Reply #4710 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:17:11 PM »

And now, commercial for Mania again. At least makes sense this time since this hour is televised, IIRC. Now we get the split window.

bork · « **Reply #4711 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:19:56 PM »

I liked the battle royal more.

bork · « **Reply #4712 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:20:37 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 08, 2018, 06:18:47 PM

The first hour was on Youtube and twitter as well

The second hour is on USA.

EDIT: Oh, I get what you mean.

bork · « **Reply #4713 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:25:58 PM »

Cena

bork · « **Reply #4714 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:30:04 PM »

Paige with no intro

Nice, awkward camera zoom.

bork · « **Reply #4715 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:32:46 PM »

Wait, what? Why did Becky just get that intro and nobody else?

bork · « **Reply #4716 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:33:47 PM »

Did I see Layla in there?

Oh, now another intro for Bayley. Weird how they're doing this.

bork · « **Reply #4717 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:35:21 PM »

"Check out this movie about Paige that just shows the Rock!"

bork · « **Reply #4718 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:38:41 PM »

Everyone attacking and eliminating Carmella? Makes sense.

Doing the same to Dana Brooke? Uh...did I miss something?

bork · « **Reply #4719 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:39:10 PM »

LOL, I thought Payton Royce was Layla.

bork · « **Reply #4720 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:39:51 PM »

"Being trained by the Great Khali" does not seem like something you'd want to put on your resume.

bork · « **Reply #4721 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:41:28 PM »

Why isn't Paige saying anything?

bork · « **Reply #4722 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:44:21 PM »

Beth Phoenix: "Nobody in this ring right now has more Wrestlemania experience than Mickie James." Mickie immediately eliminated

bork · « **Reply #4723 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:45:54 PM »

Beth Phoenix: "I spoke with Ruby Riott earlier today. She said a win for them--" Ruby immediately eliminated

bork · « **Reply #4724 on:** April 08, 2018, 06:47:05 PM »

HERE IS YOUR WINNER: DAT ASS

bork · « **Reply #4725 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:03:15 PM »

SHITFEST 2018 IS GO!!

Who are these girls singing?

El Babua · « **Reply #4726 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:07:32 PM »

The Future of Music fool

Seth Lollins coming out

bork · « **Reply #4727 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:08:55 PM »

Quote from: El Babua on April 08, 2018, 07:07:32 PM

The Future of Music fool

bork · « **Reply #4728 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:10:06 PM »

WTF are those glasses Miz has?

El Babua · « **Reply #4729 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:11:58 PM »

Quote from: bork on April 08, 2018, 07:08:55 PM

Quote from: El Babua on April 08, 2018, 07:07:32 PM
The Future of Music fool

That's what the ring announcer lady called em

Also Naruto headband Miz

bork · « **Reply #4730 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:15:21 PM »

Bettings odds for the show. They were right on the money with the pre-show odds.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wrestlemania 34 Betting Odds

WWE Universal Championship
Brock Lesnar(c) +280 vs Roman Reigns -400

WWE Championship
AJ Styles(c) +410 vs Shinsuke Nakamura -620

Raw Women's Championship
Alexa Bliss(c) +250 vs Nia Jax -350

Smackdown Women's Championship
Charlotte(c) +475 vs Asuka -825
Carmella Cash In Odds(Win or Lose) -150

Intercontinental Championship – Triple Threat Match
The Miz(c) +360 vs Finn Balor -130 vs Seth Rollins +170

United States Championship
Randy Orton(c) +100 vs Rusev +100 vs Jinder Mahal +905 vs Bobby Roode +765

Mixed Tag Team Match
Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey -825 vs Triple H and Stephanie McMahon +475

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Matt Hardy -210 vs Big Cass +380 vs Elias +475 vs Samoa Joe +1000 vs Dolph Ziggler +1700 vs Tye Dillenger +1700 vs Baron Corbin +2500 vs Kane +3000 vs Dash Wilder +5000 vs Scott Dawson +5000 vs Mojo Rawley +6000 vs Fandango +8000 vs Tyler Breeze +13500

Wrestlemania Women's Battle Royal
Sasha Banks +150 vs Becky Lynch +250 vs Carmella +300 vs Bayley +300 vs Ember Moon +500 vs Natalya +1250 vs Nikki Bella +1250 vs Naomi +1250 vs Sonya Deville +2000 vs Ruby Riott + 2000 vs Mandy Rose +2600 vs Mickie James +2800 vs Liv Morgan +3300 vs Sarah Logan +3500 vs Lana +3700

The Undertaker -295 vs John Cena +200

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Cesaro and Sheamus(c) +200 vs Braun Strowman and Partner -295

Smackdown Tag Team Championship
The Usos(c) +155 vs The New Day +437 vs The Bludgeon Brothers -115

Cruiserweight Championship Tournament Final
Cedric Alexander -460 vs Mustafa Ali +320

Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon -180 vs Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn +140

[close]

bork · « **Reply #4731 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 08, 2018, 07:13:47 PM

Seth's catchphrase is burn it down, it's in his song, he comes out to flames...then comes out as a White Walker?

Miz looks like he stole Nakamura's gear

Balor isn't the demon at WM

Miz and Ali both must have been playing Mortal Kombat before the show.

I was wondering about Balor's entrance, too.

bork · « **Reply #4732 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:16:35 PM »

AGAIN with cutting to Cena.

bork · « **Reply #4733 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:29:59 PM »

I wonder if WWE changed the winner to fuck with the betting odds.

Good opener.

El Babua · « **Reply #4734 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:30:02 PM »

Good match to kick things off

bork · « **Reply #4735 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:34:16 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 08, 2018, 07:33:20 PM

Quote from: bork on April 08, 2018, 07:29:59 PM
I wonder if WWE changed the winner to fuck with the betting odds.

Good opener.

I wonder since it isn't a sport that someone could just make bets and switch the booking based on the odds to make a shit load of money

Have read WWE has done it before to fuck with betters.

bork · « **Reply #4736 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:36:28 PM »

Asuka/Charlotte already? I feel like this match should be higher up on the card.

bork · « **Reply #4737 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:37:58 PM »

Classic Ric Flair 2001 theme

bork · « **Reply #4738 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:45:19 PM »

STOP SHOWING CENA IN THE MIDDLE OF MATCHES!

bork · « **Reply #4739 on:** April 08, 2018, 07:57:01 PM »

Holy shit. Didn't expect Asuka to lose that one.

Carmella time?

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Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 938312 times)