I AM A GAMER

[Flannel Boy]

I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times, by my mother, why I play games. And I normally just shrug and say "its a hobby." But that's a lie because when I'm in game, I don't have to look at my mother's ugly face. That is what I told her last week, before ordering her to make me something to eat. She replied, "it's human nature to eat, but you can do this as Kirby or Yoshi. You don't need food."

I said, "you spend an entire salary to pay the mortgage bills, and I can't help but laugh. I've single handedly built several cities in Sim City 3, but before I could do that I had to build several mansions in the Sims." She didn't say anything-she just left. Five minutes later her boyfriend kicked me out of the house. But, it's not all bad news: I'm no longer an eternal virgin. The homeless men at fuck dumpster made sure of that.

I have my own reality grasped between my hands--and by reality I mean two hairy balls I'm forced to fondle as I choke on a cock.

I can rewind time, I can rewind time, I can't.

I am locked in a chamber.

[Don Flamenco]

I've never been asked...for some reason, my family has always ignored my hobbies, interests, etc.   :'(

I thought the GAF thread would be funnier, but that was the best I could find. Sorry.

  that person must have been trolling too

[Van Cruncheon]

You guys cruelly ridiculing this probably have hobbies you feel the same way about - analytic combinatorics in my case for example

YOU ARE AN ANALYTIC COMBINATOR

also i enjoy feeling bad about my hobby as long as my bad feels make other people feel bad, which makes me happy.

[MrAngryFace]

While we fight bronies are getting to do whatever the fuck they want. They are the WORST! ARHGHGH BRONIES

[Positive Touch]

that video had me ready to kill myself, but then this thread gave me the line "and her hole is spectacular" and i realized life is worth living again

[chronovore]

No-one goes around shouting "I LOVE TV SHOWS" or "I LOVE MOVIES" or "I LOVE READING" -- there isn't any need to do so. It's this strident, puerile screaming that the rest of the world recognize their hobby which makes gamers so loathed and outcast. WHO CARES if someone else likes what you like? Just enjoy your stuff, and don't expect that the rest of the world is just going to enjoy having their face rubbed in it.

[mjemirzian]

Who isn't a gamer these days?

Only someone who's life revolves around playing games and little else would make a video like that.

[Cerveza mas fina]

No-one goes around shouting "I LOVE TV SHOWS" or "I LOVE MOVIES" or "I LOVE READING" -- there isn't any need to do so. It's this strident, puerile screaming that the rest of the world recognize their hobby which makes gamers so loathed and outcast. WHO CARES if someone else likes what you like? Just enjoy your stuff, and don't expect that the rest of the world is just going to enjoy having their face rubbed in it.

Qft x1000000000

[recursivelyenumerable]

No-one goes around shouting "I LOVE TV SHOWS" or "I LOVE MOVIES" or "I LOVE READING" -- there isn't any need to do so.

vapid pro-"reading" (in the abstract) sentiment isn't all that thin on the ground - "reading is sexy" T-shirts and such for example

[chronovore]

No-one goes around shouting "I LOVE TV SHOWS" or "I LOVE MOVIES" or "I LOVE READING" -- there isn't any need to do so.

vapid pro-"reading" (in the abstract) sentiment isn't all that thin on the ground - "reading is sexy" T-shirts and such for example

I would argue that those are an effort to say, "Hey, illiteracy is not cool," while no-one is really worried (nor should they be) that some people cannot play games.

[Barry Egan]

there are a small minority of people who self-identify as readers but they are all relegated to university english departments and left to chat amongst themselves.   

[tiesto]

Who isn't a gamer these days?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum