I'd say we should bookmark this thread to mock him later in life, but sadly I'm pretty sure shame is a foreign concept to you millienials.
Not true, but I think the worst of my e-life has been lost in the ether. Then again, I'm posting on the Bore.
I use to mock cyber with a Brit punk chick on Neopets who I liked way better than my Neopets forum wife att. The two of us use to make fun of everyone and exaggerate those early 2000s faces:
X________x u_________U O________o
Also popular at the time was '::' text roleplaying like:
::I reveal my hidden dagger and stare menacingly::We'd go into roleplaying threads and just fuck up the established narrative with our overpowered abilities and inevitable erotica.
She was real, but I wonder how many of my internet girlfriends were actually girls.
I seriously miss her. I hope she's alive and doing well. She was older than me, I think I knew her when I was 11 and lost contact when I was 13. She's probably married with kids now, no more lip rings or pink highlights. Wonder if she stopped listening to all those bands like I did, if she still likes Crass or not. Idealistically, I poured over their writings, but even then I knew anarchy could never work---a fitting metaphor for a relationship across the sea.
Phuxsie