Resolutions

[recursivelyenumerable]

NO reading linkbait stories on TechCrunch, Business Insider and the like found through google/google news searches
NO clicking on obvious clickbait links
NO reddit
NO Hacker News
NO blog comments except on obscure academic blogs and the like
NO forums except on obscure sites like the bore
NO wasting time on stupid bullshit.

twitter/facebook are actually ok since at least I can follow people I find interesting, vs. being pushed around by a compulsive urge to look at train wrecks and become a train wreck myself.

[Eric P]

my resolutions are
1920 x 1080p
960 x 640

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya I need to take the nest two months of of browsing or else this term is going to be a complete fuck up.

[ToxicAdam]

Apple has a massive innovation problem. Find out why this company is going down in flames!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/petercohan/2013/02/22/apples-innovation-problem/

[recursivelyenumerable]

Apple has a massive innovation problem. Find out why this company is going down in flames!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/petercohan/2013/02/22/apples-innovation-problem/

AAAAAGH MAKE IT STOP

[Verdigris Murder]

Nathan Numberbale.  I actually knew a fictional guy called that, he was seriously into guns, Bon Jovi and soft porn.

[Verdigris Murder]

I actually misread the OP.

Massive sorriestnpm Natahn.

[Squiddy]

Lol you guys are not going to stick to these.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Already broke it this morning. But 5:46 is a new quarter hour! Everything is new!

[chronovore]

320x240 or go home!

[Great Rumbler]

What's the difference between a 'linkbait story' and a 'clickbait link'?

Linkbait story would be "WHAT CAN SUPER MARIO LEARN FROM SKYRIM" that you see on IGN or Kotaku or whatever. A clickbait link would be more like "GUYS DID YOU SEE WHAT REGGIE JUST ABOUT SONY LOLOLOLOL" and it's just something mundane that's been completely misconstrued to get people to click the link.