Author Topic: "You mean like the time Seth Macfarlane hosted the Oscars?!" (Read 4691 times)

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #60 on:** February 24, 2013, 09:53:26 PM »

Chastain looks good and tiny next to Garner

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #61 on:** February 24, 2013, 09:55:25 PM »

goddamit, I had almost forgotten about that cancer that was chicago

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #62 on:** February 24, 2013, 09:55:58 PM »

Quote from: fryinghigh on February 24, 2013, 09:47:05 PM

what was the Prometheus line?

shit

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #63 on:** February 24, 2013, 09:59:16 PM »

Quote

Damn, Nicky Manaj got some pipes

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #64 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:02:13 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 24, 2013, 09:42:40 PM

people at gaf are pissed about a lincoln assassination joke

humourless cunts, my god

Stop reading them. They're pissed at the world.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #65 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:03:40 PM »

but then what would I do with my life

oh god

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #66 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:05:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 24, 2013, 09:59:16 PM

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Damn, Nicky Manaj got some pipes
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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #67 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:08:47 PM »

Did Russel Crowe sound like that in the film?

cool breeze · « **Reply #68 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:09:19 PM »

TNG theme

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #69 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:09:43 PM »

Zoe saldana

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #70 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:10:15 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2013, 10:08:47 PM

Did Russel Crowe sound like that in the film?

yes. he was terrible in it.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #71 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:13:46 PM »

pretty obvious at this point that les mis will win best picture considering the theme for tonight

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #72 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:22:30 PM »

jesus christ, people not getting a sound of music joke

fuck this gay earth

echo chamber

Barry Egan · « **Reply #73 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:23:02 PM »

blergh.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #74 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:27:35 PM »

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN ANNE HATHAWAY WINNING

Seriously though, poor Amy Adams. Everytime she's nominated, she's going up against someone who is the "it" nominee of the year or Meryl Streep.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #75 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:29:49 PM »

she'll win soon

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #76 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:30:25 PM »

Was Hathaway really that good in Les Mis? So far in their careers, I'd say that Adams has been the better actress.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #77 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:33:04 PM »

Her performance and that particular scene in the film single-handedly probably got the film so much love and press in the first place.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #78 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:35:30 PM »

WHO WILL WIN WHO WILL LOSE

I didn't know you guys were such women.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #79 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:37:23 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 24, 2013, 10:27:35 PM

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN ANNE HATHAWAY WINNING

Seriously though, poor Amy Adams. Everytime she's nominated, she's going up against someone who is the "it" nominee of the year or Meryl Streep.

Still kinda bummed she lost for Junebug. She was the film.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #80 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:38:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 24, 2013, 10:35:30 PM

WHO WILL WIN WHO WILL LOSE

I didn't know you guys were such women.

Just give it to whoever had nudity in her performance and show the younger generation what it takes to win.

Everybody wins.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #81 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:44:04 PM »

so this show has better music performances than all the other award shows this year

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #82 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:47:50 PM »

or, according to some around the internet, the most awful thing to ever happen since aids

Positive Touch · « **Reply #83 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:53:50 PM »

be honest brandnew, do you think gaf is the most awful thing to ever happen since aids

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #84 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:56:30 PM »

I think my cancerous fascination with them is

I can't quit them. I should get help, seriously.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #85 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:57:31 PM »

very unpleased at them honoring katzenberg. dude has ruined so many careers at both disney and dreamworks

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #86 on:** February 24, 2013, 10:59:12 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2013, 10:30:25 PM

Was Hathaway really that good in Les Mis? So far in their careers, I'd say that Adams has been the better actress.

She was very compelling; but really, her part has had 30 years of collective audience tears driving a tidal wave of support for the movie. And then there's the original book...

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #87 on:** February 24, 2013, 11:04:32 PM »

I hate barbra streisand

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #88 on:** February 24, 2013, 11:45:23 PM »

yes! Jennifer Lawrence!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #89 on:** February 24, 2013, 11:48:10 PM »

Joaquin

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #90 on:** February 24, 2013, 11:57:20 PM »

time to kill yourself brandnew

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #91 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:00:50 AM »

I ain't even mad

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #92 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:01:50 AM »

My twitter feed is full of people bitching about Obama. Explain, dirt people

Barry Egan · « **Reply #93 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:02:17 AM »

none of us predicted what would happen

Barry Egan · « **Reply #94 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:02:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2013, 12:01:50 AM

My twitter feed is full of people bitching about Obama. Explain, dirt people

Mrs. Obama announced best picture via satellite

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #95 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:03:24 AM »

$:-\$

Got all the major ones right except for Director. WTF Ang Lee, this was Spielberg's 2nd pity Oscar! HE TOOK OUR JERBS!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #96 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:08:00 AM »

Hollywood is filthy librul, reconfirmed!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #97 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:08:23 AM »

jennifer lawrence and fucking argo. lets hear it for yawns

cool breeze · « **Reply #98 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:08:40 AM »

Madam First Lady awarding Canada Rules, America Drools: The Motion Picture

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #99 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:20:28 AM »

J Law got rewarded too early

Now we'll never get to see her nekkid

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #100 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:25:53 AM »

amazing

FatalT · « **Reply #101 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:31:13 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #102 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:49:08 AM »

I skipped the whole thing but watched Adele's performance on youtube. I'm glad that she's still got it and that she expanded like any normal new mother.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #103 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:54:00 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 24, 2013, 04:42:35 PM

Lincoln, DDL, Lawrence, Lee

Boom, 3/4

Bullshit that Argo won.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #104 on:** February 25, 2013, 01:20:47 AM »

I haven't watched Argo but I've been skeptical of its quality because Colin Cowherd can't shut up about how great it is

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #105 on:** February 25, 2013, 01:22:47 AM »

It's okay.

ManaByte · « **Reply #106 on:** February 25, 2013, 01:23:06 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 25, 2013, 12:25:53 AM

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amazing

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #107 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:15:18 AM »

I haven't seen ANY of those movies yet.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #108 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:30:44 AM »

Jak to jest, że amerykańcom udaję się wpychać nam ich własne show, a my kupujemy ten szajs rozpychając jeszcze bardziej ich kieszenie. Otóż drodzy Państwo to jest ich Kino, a nie żadne tam światowe, to takie towarzystwo wzajemnej adoracji, gdzie specjalnie kreowane są tz. wielkie gwiazdy, pompowany ich rzekomy talent - po prostu okazało się, że to jest najlepszy marketingowy sposób aby sprzedać swój towar i oto tu właśnie chodzi. Oscary to taka platforma do lansowania swojej produkcji dla zagranicznych klientów. No a my łykamy to jak te głupie pelikany

Reb · « **Reply #109 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:42:45 AM »

Je bent zelf een domme pelikaan.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #110 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:52:41 AM »

No tak to juz jest, tez te filmy lubie i ogladam ale gosc ma racje troche. Nasze europejskie filmy po prostu nie maja takich budzetow.

Ja, dat domme pelikaan is maar een rare uitdrukking Rebiak. Wel mooi dat Oscar niks verstaat.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #111 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:54:47 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 25, 2013, 07:30:44 AM

Jak to jest, że amerykańcom udaję się wpychać nam ich własne show, a my kupujemy ten szajs rozpychając jeszcze bardziej ich kieszenie. Otóż drodzy Państwo to jest ich Kino, a nie żadne tam światowe, to takie towarzystwo wzajemnej adoracji, gdzie specjalnie kreowane są tz. wielkie gwiazdy, pompowany ich rzekomy talent - po prostu okazało się, że to jest najlepszy marketingowy sposób aby sprzedać swój towar i oto tu właśnie chodzi. Oscary to taka platforma do lansowania swojej produkcji dla zagranicznych klientów. No a my łykamy to jak te głupie pelikany

Lager, America's extremely disproportionate film-making success doesn't just come down to marketing. The America film industry is unrivaled when it comes to capital, history, infrastructure, personnel, and technical expertise.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #112 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:56:07 AM »

Well Dutch means Deutsch in English. It's all germanic languages.

Danish, Swedish and Norwegian are really similar too in writing but not spoken. Even English has many similarities.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #113 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:57:59 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 25, 2013, 07:54:47 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 25, 2013, 07:30:44 AM
Jak to jest, że amerykańcom udaję się wpychać nam ich własne show, a my kupujemy ten szajs rozpychając jeszcze bardziej ich kieszenie. Otóż drodzy Państwo to jest ich Kino, a nie żadne tam światowe, to takie towarzystwo wzajemnej adoracji, gdzie specjalnie kreowane są tz. wielkie gwiazdy, pompowany ich rzekomy talent - po prostu okazało się, że to jest najlepszy marketingowy sposób aby sprzedać swój towar i oto tu właśnie chodzi. Oscary to taka platforma do lansowania swojej produkcji dla zagranicznych klientów. No a my łykamy to jak te głupie pelikany

Lager, America's extremely disproportionate film-making success doesn't just come down to marketing. The America film industry is unrivaled when it comes to capital, history, infrastructure, personnel, and technical expertise.

That was just a repost I partially agree but it has a cynical bit of truth to it.

The problem with European cinema is language, if we had one like the US we could have bigger budgets and audiences and everything that derives from that, but alas, the thing that makes us so unique is also our weak point.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #114 on:** February 25, 2013, 08:05:07 AM »

If it ain't Dutch it ain't much

FP left prob over some dram prob. Dunno.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #115 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:34:04 AM »

Quote from: Borys on February 25, 2013, 07:59:13 AM

3 Pollacks in one thread

I miss FreshPrince :'( where did he go?

He was unintentionally murdered in the digital realm.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #116 on:** February 25, 2013, 10:19:11 AM »

submarine with a screen door?

ManaByte · « **Reply #117 on:** February 25, 2013, 10:21:57 AM »

Ang Lee is a fucking asshole:

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“I would like it to be cheaper and not a tough business [for VFX vendors]. It’s easy for me to say, but it’s very tough. It’s very hard for them to make money. The research and development is so expensive; that is a big burden for every house. They all have good times and hard times, and in the tough times, some may not [survive].”
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http://vfxsoldier.wordpress.com/2013/02/24/an-open-letter-to-ang-lee/

ManaByte · « **Reply #118 on:** February 25, 2013, 10:28:15 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 25, 2013, 06:26:40 AM

wow, seth really pissed some people off, hunh?

maybe the film industry should realize that the reason nobody wants to watch their award show is because they've gone so far up their asses they've forgotten they're just making entertainment. you can have a stiff-lipped circle-jerk OR you can have good ratings, but you can't have both, so pick one and stop whinging already.

AP compared him to Bob Hope:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OSCARS_TV_REVIEW?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-02-25-01-08-17

Best ratings in FIVE YEARS:
http://www.deadline.com/2013/02/oscars-2013-tv-ratings-up-from-2012-abc-seth-macfarlane/

News:

Author Topic: "You mean like the time Seth Macfarlane hosted the Oscars?!" (Read 4691 times)