Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661069

gonna be a fun thread.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661069

gonna be a fun thread.

Also from the virgin thread...

Or it could be any number of reasons that have nothing to do with being an anti-social person? Calling someone a loser when you don't know their circumstances isn't really a good argument (and it's just plain mean).

So what you are saying is that every person that has depression or social anxiety are all losers and its their fault they have serotonin deficiency or the misfortune of having an overactive amygdala? I wonder if you spout your "tough love" shit to people that are physical sick or if you only do it to the mentaly sick? You dont have a clue what you are talking about and your tough love speech is stupid at best and damaging at worst.

Aww, babby's feelings are hurt.  Therefore we should avoid discussion about talking about virginity even though it is a deep seated issue with NeoGAF. 

Pointing out that people need to put in effort to get things done is a truism of use to fucking no one. He made his post in defense of the earlier one wherein he classified every over 21 virgin on planet as "losers". You expect anybody to believe he was trying to be helpful? He was drawing a line in the sand to act as a guide to when you're allowed to start mocking people for having failed to get their dick wet.

Yes but actively avoiding the issue is perfectly healthy and ok.

Judgemental shit like this is what keeps people like me hidden away after work. The media and society at large drums this into everyone at every opportunity - you fear peoples' judgement (and the possible rejections that come from it) more as every year goes by and you're still a virgin. Again:

What the fuck is this dumbass talking about?

I had to stop there, I had my fill of NeoGAF dumbfuckery for the next several weeks.

Edit: I guess I lied

PhoenixPause and friends are all registered Republicans, right? It's the only explanation I can think of for all this bootstraps-type language. Clearly the most effective way of helping people improve their situation is telling them they're shit and elaborating on how much better their lives would be if they suddenly decided to be perfect.

LOL, I'm glad to see that dumbass Orayn is still around.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78239229&postcount=193

 

[Phoenix Dark]

At the end of the day GAF is a forum of videogame playing passive men with limited social skills. They have created a social network/support group where every man is the king of his e-castle. Anything that challenges that order - be it a girl on the internets or dating advice that doesn't revolve around making excuses - is seen as a potential threat. They want to be coddled, that's what it boils down to. And if you rip that cover off they get shook. I'm not trying to shit on anyone, I used to be That Guy. But it's time for these people to wake the fuck up.

[brawndolicious]

How old were you when you stopped being "that guy"? I think I joined forums when I was 16 and I always thought those people circle-jerking over girl problems were making up their situations in their own heads.

[fistfulofmetal]

At least you have come to that realization and are fine with it, not wriging your hands online.

I think you have that part wrong. I'm most definitely not OK with it. But the lack of motivation kills any attempts at things changing. The only time I end up doing anything is when I absolutely have to. It took me over a month to build enough motivation to go get my hair cut. That's how things generally are. If I don't have to, I don't.

The only reason I'm driving now is because my job function changed and required more flexibility. If that had not happened I would still be riding the bus.

And that is the problem with dating and all that is involved with it. It's not something I have to do. Therefore I don't. I hate that I'm like this but I wouldn't even know the first thing to do to change it.

[demi]

Pretty sure that's textbook depression. You surely remember all those commercials airing on TV about it?

[StealthFan]

Nerds need to dismantle their egos and either fuck unattractive girls or shell out money for hookers.

[nudemacusers]

Nerds need to dismantle their egos and either fuck unattractive girls or shell out money for hookers.

yep, all the '___ sure is looking good threads', 'random hot girl model avatar' and 'sharp knees' posters need to reality check themselves.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Nerds need to dismantle their egos and either fuck unattractive girls or shell out money for hookers.

They're special snowflakes and therefore can't fuck uggos.  Better just to wait for hot babes to start finding broke, unhygenic, grossly obese nerds hot.

[nudemacusers]

Nerds need to dismantle their egos and either fuck unattractive girls or shell out money for hookers.

They're special snowflakes and therefore can't fuck uggos.  Better just to wait for hot babes to start finding broke, unhygenic, grossly obese nerds hot.

Actually, it would bet it's not even entirely a looks thing. Oh, this girl isn't into videogames as much as me, it's never going to work. Oh, she doesn't like the same movies I do, not interested. Just superficial selection criteria.

[Van Cruncheon]

the truly embarrassing part of their collective lament is the presumption that girls require any sort of convincing to have sex. no, you bitter limpdicks, girls want it, and want it as bad as you do. see, that's how awful you appear: horny women are willing to put in the effort NOT to fuck you, you come across so poorly (or you don't bother to show up in the right time and place at all)

[MCD]

At least you have come to that realization and are fine with it, not wriging your hands online.

I think you have that part wrong. I'm most definitely not OK with it. But the lack of motivation kills any attempts at things changing. The only time I end up doing anything is when I absolutely have to. It took me over a month to build enough motivation to go get my hair cut. That's how things generally are. If I don't have to, I don't.

The only reason I'm driving now is because my job function changed and required more flexibility. If that had not happened I would still be riding the bus.

And that is the problem with dating and all that is involved with it. It's not something I have to do. Therefore I don't. I hate that I'm like this but I wouldn't even know the first thing to do to change it.

It's not my job to shill for MS yet I do it.

You can do it too.

[nachobro]

Virgins on GAF are so insistent that fucking even once won't do shit for them. Kinda reminds me of how Gaming is so insistent on the success/failure of next-gen consoles they've never actually seen or touched.

[Shadow Mod]

Virgins on GAF are so insistent that fucking even once won't do shit for them. Kinda reminds me of how Gaming is so insistent on the success/failure of next-gen consoles they've never actually seen or touched.

Sir I have "narrow" tastes. I just don't fuck anyone.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78262945&postcount=708\

jesus fucking christ

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78262945&postcount=708\

jesus fucking christ

I also like "well women can approach men too."

At your computer? In your house? Sure.

[Atramental]

That reminds me.

One time on SA in a thread about drawing bizarre sexual scenarios, I remember seeing a hilarious drawing about a naked women falling out of a plane and landing on some guy's dick.

I bet that's a secret wish of some gaffers.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78262945&postcount=708\

jesus fucking christ

I also like "well women can approach men too."

At your computer? In your house? Sure.

dude is literally a 40 year old virgin. I don't even know what you say at that point to someone who wants sex but hasn't had it at age forty.

[fistfulofmetal]

Weirdly I've actually been approached by a female in the past. Pretty sure I mentioned it here. Was at the bus stop while I was reading Cloud Atlas. Chatted for a few minutes but I didn't really find anything about her attractive. Physically or personality wise.

[Shadow Mod]

Weirdly I've actually been approached by a female in the past. Pretty sure I mentioned it here. Was at the bus stop while I was reading Cloud Atlas. Chatted for a few minutes but I didn't really find anything about her attractive. Physically or personality wise.

Not hot doesn't count.

You have to remember when these guys say "women" it's a very narrow definition.

dude is literally a 40 year old virgin. I don't even know what you say at that point to someone who wants sex but hasn't had it at age forty.

Yeah I don't know either. I think he left since there are people calling his excuses out. Oh he back.

[Atramental]

Yeah, I wasn't really picky when I did that "if I don't get laid by the end of the year" bet in the drunk thread.

I pretty much fucked the first chick that threw herself at me.

[Michael Moaner]

Holy shit @ the Virgin thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78269097&postcount=764

 The avatar....I can't...

Side note; Mutes is probably holding a stress ball every time PD post's. I know he purposely locked the other recent virgin thread.

Which is hilarious, because he's oozing with insecruity. Dude is basically perma-flaccid, and only gets aroused by Trap or whatever girl Ninjaboi is stalking in the Post-Your-Picture thread. His salty responses have been fucking gold lol

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78270333&postcount=783

Beep boop.

Also I like how everyone who's telling people to socialize is some social butterfly whom it comes natural, lulz.

"You just don't know."

[Michael Moaner]

Sans an actual rape, Computer's hard drive will never work. Dude has zero RAM game.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78271629&postcount=806

 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=78121161#post78121161

IMO NeoGAF is a well-moderated community with a a healthy amount of female members.

 

That whole thread is hilarious and pointing out that no, what they say isn't true gets you ire.

I've been a part of that "scene" since they were nothing but sperm in their daddy's balls and even I admit that the community (just like other nerd cultures) is sexist and homophobic.

[Himu]

jesus christ this thread is depressing the past few pages

we need to send mutes a care package. it will include dildos and rabbits and a blow up version of Trab.

[brawndolicious]

Is TDM a virgin? I just assumed because he was a mod...

[Michael Moaner]

Is TDM a virgin? I just assumed because he was a mod...

Yes.

He also made some hilariously awkward post awhile back that his 'life plan' included being foreveralone, until he 'tasted' intimacy or some shit. If someone could find that post....it was glorious.

Edit: Nvm

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66544156&postcount=27

[hampster]

The sad thing about those gaf virgins is once they get a girlfriend, have sex and enter into a long term relationship it will probably be a largely sexless one. Its not like you start banging and never stop. Sex in relationships takes as work just like it does out of relationships. If they can't be proactive when single they'll never do it when attached

[ToxicAdam]

Hate to be the contrarian here ... But if some of these people do have sex, then what? It's not like a vagina is the great panacea to cure all that ails you. You still will have that skin condition, premature baldness, lack of hygiene, or utter lack of self confidence that made you what you are today. That doesn't go away once a woman decides to throw a pity fuck your way.

[Shadow Mod]

The sad thing about those gaf virgins is once they get a girlfriend, have sex and enter into a long term relationship it will probably be a largely sexless one. Its not like you start banging and never stop. Sex in relationships takes as work just like it does out of relationships. If they can't be proactive when single they'll never do it when attached

They'll just be the dudes that take every opportunity to whine about their wives on forums while they're bitchmade because they married the first girl that let them stick their dick in them more than once.

Hate to be the contrarian here ... But if some of these people do have sex, then what? It's not like a vagina is the great panacea to cure all that ails you. You still will have that skin condition, premature baldness, lack of hygiene, or utter lack of self confidence that made ou what you are today. That doesn't go away once a woman decides to throw a pit fuck our way.

This isn't really contrarian. At this point the thread has devolved into socializing in general.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78158297&postcount=9286

It all makes sense now 

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78269101&postcount=765

Not wallowing around in your self pity is now "bootstraps". Think I'm done with gaf for the day.

[Atramental]

Is TDM a virgin? I just assumed because he was a mod...

Yes.

He also made some hilariously awkward post awhile back that his 'life plan' included being foreveralone, until he 'tasted' intimacy or some shit. If someone could find that post....it was glorious.

Edit: Nvm

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66544156&postcount=27

Man, I must've really cut deep with that "screaming internally" pic.

Sorry about that, Mutes. I didn't know.

[Polari]

Is TDM a virgin? I just assumed because he was a mod...

Yes.

He also made some hilariously awkward post awhile back that his 'life plan' included being foreveralone, until he 'tasted' intimacy or some shit. If someone could find that post....it was glorious.

Edit: Nvm

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66544156&postcount=27

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78241517&postcount=651



Bonus round: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=51991788&postcount=38

[thisismyusername]

Don't be. You took the heart of his ether.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78269101&postcount=765

Not wallowing around in your self pity is now "bootstraps". Think I'm done with gaf for the day.

It tends to actually get me a bit pissy because they act like anyone telling people to go out and socialize is some social butterfly whom it comes natural and has never dealt with social isolation. Some of the girls on GAF, if they were tomboys, dealt with plenty of social isolation from their peers. So they remained shy and possibly didn't talk much about their interests. Found solace in some places like the internet. Possibly made more friends in HS and beyond, learned to socialize, forced themselves to. A couple of them have told be as much. The whole "you just don't get it." No I really do. I still have problems talking to other women because of that shitty outcasting early in life.

[hampster]

I still believe that it was an odd move, considering that there will be an inevitable shift to the 3DS once Smash comes out. Not the entire FGC, but a respectable chunk.

 

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78269101&postcount=765

Not wallowing around in your self pity is now "bootstraps". Think I'm done with gaf for the day.

It tends to actually get me a bit pissy because they act like anyone telling people to go out and socialize is some social butterfly whom it comes natural and has never dealt with social isolation. Some of the girls on GAF, if they were tomboys, dealt with plenty of social isolation from their peers. So they remained shy and possibly didn't talk much about their interests. Found solace in some places like the internet. Possibly made more friends in HS and beyond, learned to socialize, forced themselves to. A couple of them have told be as much. The whole "you just don't get it." No I really do. I still have problems talking to other women because of that shitty outcasting early in life.

I had a tomboy friend as a kid. Her mom told me girls refused to play with her so she played with boys instead. She was cool and played on the baseball team.

[Shadow Mod]

I had a tomboy friend as a kid. Her mom told me girls refused to play with her so she played with boys instead. She was cool and played on the baseball team.

Same. For me it's much easier to strike up a conversation with a man than a woman, to this day.

[recursivelyenumerable]

My social life is pretty much completely confined to math meetups, puzzle hunts, and getting drunk at random bars every other night

[Van Cruncheon]

my social life revolves around not murdering children

it's harder than you'd think

[Joe Molotov]

I still believe that it was an odd move, considering that there will be an inevitable shift to the 3DS once Smash comes out. Not the entire FGC, but a respectable chunk.

 

Good thing he clarified, I might have though THE ENTIRE FGC would move to the 3DS once Smash comes out.

[nudemacusers]

my social life revolves around not murdering children

it's harder than you'd think

There are a few women into that, if crimelibrary is any indication.

[thisismyusername]

"FGC" is such a stupid term. Maybe it's because I lived through the darkages and all that...

[brob]

That whole thread is hilarious and pointing out that no, what they say isn't true gets you ire.

I've been a part of that "scene" since they were nothing but sperm in their daddy's balls and even I admit that the community (just like other nerd cultures) is sexist and homophobic.

It gets to be a bit silly when everyone and their mother has a weekly "talk-show" stream where they yammer on and on about growing the scene while at the same time being proud of how unwelcoming they are and circling the wagons every time someone says something negative.

 I was watching NLBC this week and the one dude they had on commentary was trying his hardest to be as crass as possible talking about the few women who were at the arcade. And then there was Rico Suave talking about how he wished more people came to the weeklies followed up with talking about how people who did come to the arcade had to prove themselves and that they could expect certain amounts of shit before people accepted them, etc.

It's hella lolz, but in a sad way.

[Himu]

Yeah hardcore fighter gamers are lol, as much as I think they're skilled

[recursivelyenumerable]

Is TDM a virgin? I just assumed because he was a mod...

Yes.

He also made some hilariously awkward post awhile back that his 'life plan' included being foreveralone, until he 'tasted' intimacy or some shit. If someone could find that post....it was glorious.

Edit: Nvm

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66544156&postcount=27

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78241517&postcount=651



Bonus round: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=51991788&postcount=38

Developing mental models is cool. I am pretty keen on mental models in general

[Shadow Mod]

That whole thread is hilarious and pointing out that no, what they say isn't true gets you ire.

I've been a part of that "scene" since they were nothing but sperm in their daddy's balls and even I admit that the community (just like other nerd cultures) is sexist and homophobic.

It gets to be a bit silly when everyone and their mother has a weekly "talk-show" stream where they yammer on and on about growing the scene while at the same time being proud of how unwelcoming they are and circling the wagons every time someone says something negative.

 I was watching NLBC this week and the one dude they had on commentary was trying his hardest to be as crass as possible talking about the few women who were at the arcade. And then there was Rico Suave talking about how he wished more people came to the weeklies followed up with talking about how people who did come to the arcade had to prove themselves and that they could expect certain amounts of shit before people accepted them, etc.

It's hella lolz, but in a sad way.

Not surprising at all. If you're a minority you have to earn a minimal amount of respect, and then they'll personally stop insulting YOU but carry on with their repugnant shit otherwise.

[davepoobond]

 :'(

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660817

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660817

How the fuck can you not like Chappelle Show? 

[Himu]

I think the real question, is why the fuck that gif takes so long to load and why it shows clicking the stamp three times.

Holy shit, 5 mb for a simple OP IS taco gif. Whoever created that gif is the real taco.

[Shadow Mod]

Virgin thread just hit the "but you don't really need sex for survival" crap.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Peep Show is better?  What a gibbering distinguished mentally-challenged fellow (and I like Peep Show).

[Shaka Khan]

From PD vs. Mutes link: http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=78243637

You guys weren't kidding.

I just assumed because he was a mod...

This doesn't make any sense.

[Shaka Khan]

Is TDM a virgin? I just assumed because he was a mod...

Yes.

He also made some hilariously awkward post awhile back that his 'life plan' included being foreveralone, until he 'tasted' intimacy or some shit. If someone could find that post....it was glorious.

Edit: Nvm

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66544156&postcount=27

Man, I must've really cut deep with that "screaming internally" pic.

Sorry about that, Mutes. I didn't know.

Why makes you think that? I don't see any perceivable damages that can be linked to that single macro. In fact, him calling you out was more effective. You're proving it right now even.

[Himu]

That's it. I'm going to pm Dax for being the most obnoxious trans person on the planet. Even Billiechu has calmed down, especially since starting hormones.