Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660817

The Chappelle Show is awesome. Used to watch that every Wednesday night with the the bros in the dorm. I was sad when he ran off to Africa and the show got cancelled.

[Himu]

we all were

[nachobro]

Dafuq is up with Dax? That broad gets super hurt whenever anyone brings up cocks or balls.

[fistfulofmetal]

The Chappelle Show getting cancelled was the best thing that happened to it. It ended before it got run into the ground.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78290181&postcount=1154

[Himu]

[Atramental]

Dafuq is up with Dax? That broad gets super hurt whenever anyone brings up cocks or balls.

Not only are they disgusting and brittle organs but they are also symbols of cis-male oppression.

[Steve Youngblood]

I just assumed because he was a mod...

Is TDM a virgin? This doesn't make any sense.

It makes perfect sense. GAF mods are virgins. The whole lot of 'em.

[Shadow Mod]

I just assumed because he was a mod...

Is TDM a virgin? This doesn't make any sense.

It makes perfect sense. GAF mods are virgins. The whole lot of 'em.

We all know you actually had that child by IVF.

[Atramental]

I don't know, Steve. For all we know you could've adopted your son and not have consummated your marriage.

[Himu]

Dafuq is up with Dax? That broad gets super hurt whenever anyone brings up cocks or balls.

Not only are they disgusting and brittle organs but they are also symbols of cis-male oppression. (Image removed from quote.)

cut ha

[brawndolicious]

You couldn't have asked for a better way for such a show to end though. Rather than going for 10 seasons and getting stale like The Daily Show or South Park, it got killed after a few seasons by it's own hype and had the creative force behind it actually return the $50 million fucking dollars so he could do his own thing (whenever he gets around to that thing).

From PD vs. Mutes link: http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=78243637

You guys weren't kidding.

I just assumed because he was a mod...

This doesn't make any sense.

Do you mean that in a serious way or "even as a sarcastic joke I wouldn't find that funny" way?

[nachobro]

brittle

EDIT: Doesn't Opiate have a girl? If his boring robot ass can get pussy, none of the rest of these guys got an excuse.

[Polari]

The other thing with Mutes is how do you not get laid living in Australia? Australians are like the sluttiest people ever. An Australian mate of mine took two Italian boys home with her on Christmas Eve, fucked them both then woke up on Christmas Day to discover they'd not only absconded with her dignity, but her phone and laptop.

[Polari]

I just assumed because he was a mod...

Is TDM a virgin? This doesn't make any sense.

It makes perfect sense. GAF mods are virgins. The whole lot of 'em.

Nah not the whole lot, just a far higher percentage than the general population exhibits.

[Atramental]

Australians are sloots?  

Stupid American media telling me it's filled with nothing but Kangaroos, Koalas, and bugs that will kill if you just look at them.

[Shadow Mod]

Best part is the cycle of "some people don't care about getting laid." Chances are they're not in this thread taking pages defending that.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

When I was a virgin, I used all of those excuses that I see in that thread.  They're bullshit, nothing more, nothing less.

[nudemacusers]

Best part is the cycle of "some people don't care about getting laid." Chances are they're not in this thread taking pages defending that.

The reality is, if you are a virgin and don't care but masturbate to hot girls you see around you.... Then yes, you care.

[Shadow Mod]

Best part is the cycle of "some people don't care about getting laid." Chances are they're not in this thread taking pages defending that.

The reality is, if you are a virgin and don't care but masturbate to hot girls you see around you.... Then yes, you care.

Post this.

[Van Cruncheon]

they care -- and like all spergs, they demand the rest of us validate their artificial reality.

[tiesto]

When I was a virgin, it was because all the girls I dated were super prudish religious girls 

[PigSpeakers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=78297345

So many "0" responses.

[Shadow Mod]

Does internets count

 

[parallax]

i wonder how someone isolates themselves from the world so well. no socializing with anyone? fucking really?

[fistfulofmetal]

i wonder how someone isolates themselves from the world so well. no socializing with anyone? fucking really?

it's pretty easy.

[Polari]

I don't know, I enjoy my personal space and am fine being on my own to an extent where it's a problem but even then I feel the itch to go and hang out at least a couple of times a week. Not to mention all the interaction I get with the people I live with.

[Sausage]

Dafuq is up with Dax? That broad gets super hurt whenever anyone brings up cocks or balls.

Because he only recently became a girl

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661437

[Himu]

oh my GOD

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78306397&postcount=1012

[Tasty]

Dafuq is up with Dax? That broad gets super hurt whenever anyone brings up cocks or balls.

Not only are they disgusting and brittle organs but they are also symbols of cis-male oppression. (Image removed from quote.)

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Famke Jansson

[thisismyusername]

That whole thread is hilarious and pointing out that no, what they say isn't true gets you ire.

I've been a part of that "scene" since they were nothing but sperm in their daddy's balls and even I admit that the community (just like other nerd cultures) is sexist and homophobic.

It gets to be a bit silly when everyone and their mother has a weekly "talk-show" stream where they yammer on and on about growing the scene while at the same time being proud of how unwelcoming they are and circling the wagons every time someone says something negative.

 I was watching NLBC this week and the one dude they had on commentary was trying his hardest to be as crass as possible talking about the few women who were at the arcade. And then there was Rico Suave talking about how he wished more people came to the weeklies followed up with talking about how people who did come to the arcade had to prove themselves and that they could expect certain amounts of shit before people accepted them, etc.

It's hella lolz, but in a sad way.

Not surprising at all. If you're a minority you have to earn a minimal amount of respect, and then they'll personally stop insulting YOU but carry on with their repugnant shit otherwise.

@Brob: And even admitting it on GAF going "I've been there, I've seen that shit. It's true, ya'll defending it just shows you're feeding into it" gets you talked down on. And then people wonder why I don't listen to them in those threads. Well, uh, ya'll are just making me not want to, you know?

@Devo: It's not really that. It's the culture. Long time ago when arcades ruled, there was the insulting and stuff as trash-talking. But as the community has gone "online"/online play has started to foster and grow the community the community has had to sorely need to "grow up" but because they want to talk like ghetto distinguished black fellows (not the best wording for this) because that's how the SoCal culture evolved it throws out a "hard" image (not the best terms) to where new players that don't want to be insulted about their play or how they look leave.

And then the community sits there and wonders why their community isn't taken seriously in comparison to Starcraft or DotA2 or the like.

They aren't on the level of Call of Duty (I find the CoD community royally sad because of the way they act) but they aren't anything but a step above that in regards to me wanting to associate with them.

[nachobro]

What makes it worse is when people come at local scenes expecting everyone to be an asshole or some sort of ghetto jerkoff, or act like one themselves. We're just regular ass people with jobs and families and all that shit, not a bunch of internet weirdos.

[PigSpeakers]

Andrex, why don't you socialize? come to tacoma. We can hang out. I can tell you about plasma.

[StealthFan]

When I was a virgin, it was because all the girls I dated were super prudish religious girls 

Those bitches get turned out as often as the sun rises. You either didn't play your cards right or they didn't want to fuck you, breh.

[Shadow Mod]

When I was a virgin, it was because all the girls I dated were super prudish religious girls 

Those bitches get turned out as often as the sun rises. You either didn't play your cards right or they didn't want to fuck you, breh.

Or they only do anal.

[StealthFan]

When I was a virgin, it was because all the girls I dated were super prudish religious girls 

Those bitches get turned out as often as the sun rises. You either didn't play your cards right or they didn't want to fuck you, breh.

Or they only do anal.

I thought this was a myth before I met a girl that actually believed this. That hot hot pooper was subjected to tenderloin because of her desire for "chastity". She fucked everyone. She fucked the fathers of the guys she boned.

It was pure

[nudemacusers]

Andrex, why don't you socialize? come to tacoma. We can hang out. I can tell you about plasma.

you don't mean tacoma washington do you

[thisismyusername]

When I was a virgin, it was because all the girls I dated were super prudish religious girls 

Those bitches get turned out as often as the sun rises. You either didn't play your cards right or they didn't want to fuck you, breh.

Or they only do anal.

I thought this was a myth before I met a girl that actually believed this. That hot hot pooper was subjected to tenderloin because of her desire for "chastity". She fucked everyone. She fucked the fathers of the guys she boned.

It was pure

Go on... did you get in on that action?

[Momo]

i wonder how someone isolates themselves from the world so well. no socializing with anyone? fucking really?

It's easier to isolate oneself than be social.

[Momo]

I still believe that it was an odd move, considering that there will be an inevitable shift to the 3DS once Smash comes out. Not the entire FGC, but a respectable chunk.

 

holy fuck, im dying here

[Tasty]

Andrex, why don't you socialize? come to tacoma. We can hang out. I can tell you about plasma.

My official excuse is that I'm work-focused at this part of my life.

The actual reason is that I'm pretty lazy.

(Although, the former is somewhat the cause of the latter.)

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661481

Oh no, possible suicide thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661481

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/IceDoesntHelp

[Tasty]

Also come on man, are you really going to miss Pokemon X/Y? It seems like a dumb thing to say but it'd the little things like this that make life worth living

Don't know whether to  ,  , or

[StealthFan]

If this taco was going to kill himself he wouldn't advertise it like this. Committing suicide is physically the easiest thing in the fucking world. There are so many ways to do it. If he wanted to die, he'd be dead.

I hope he falls off one of these buildings by accident and screams in horror all the way down.

[nachobro]

Dying, for attention.

[Tasty]

If this taco was going to kill himself he wouldn't advertise it like this. Committing suicide is physically the easiest thing in the fucking world. There are so many ways to do it. If he wanted to die, he'd be dead.

I hope he falls off one of these buildings by accident and screams in horror all the way down.

 

[StealthFan]

Hang yourself, drink bleach, suckstart a gun, run into traffic, run in front of a train, jump off a building, cut one of your arteries, mix barbituates with alcohol(don't fucking do this it's painful as fuck), drown yourself, electrocute yourself, overdose on drugs, carbon monoxide yourself(best way), set yourself on fire.

There are millions of ways to do it. People that do, don't post on the fucking internet about it first.

[Shadow Mod]

I can't even read threads like that especially after I was scapegoated.

[StealthFan]

I can't even read threads like that especially after I was scapegoated.

What's this?

[Shadow Mod]

I can't even read threads like that especially after I was scapegoated.

What's this?

You don't remember Kevin Cow basically doing this and citing me as the reason? And other people agreeing?

[StealthFan]

All I know about Kevin Cow is that he is a loser. GAF drama is too toothless these days to really follow. Where is the PYP thread?

[nachobro]

You don't remember Kevin Cow basically doing this and citing me as the reason? And other people agreeing?

And that's why women need to stay off the computer. Ya'll making spergs kill themselves.

[Momo]

Announcing suicide is the weirdest thing. It's at odds with my experience with the act (usually people who want to leave a note because they dont want to be talked out of it) people posting/announcing it are still undecided and looking for a white knight to swoop in and save them (or pay attention).

[Momo]

people who talk about it are not as certain about it as the ones who don't

that's essentially what i'm saying. I don't even know why i said it, seems obvious.

[nachobro]

Huh, Ema really got under their skin. Though it's GAF so I guess that's no surprise.

[nudemacusers]

kingofsarus banned so it was all worth it in the end 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78206913&postcount=557

 

[nudemacusers]

either extremely high-effort trolling or we have our first assassinated neogaffer