Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Vertigo]

When my friend hung himself 15 years ago he just left a note in his room explaining his reasons. As painful as they were to hear.Maybe if twitter etc was around he may of just tried to reach out first, but posting this stuff on platforms like FB and twitter just adds a dark comedy edge to everything.

I was just reading IceDoesntHelp twitter and was she tweeting from on top of the building she was considering jumping off? That and even posting a gaf thread.

That is just comedic and this tops it.

IceDoesntHelp ‏@IceDoesntHelp 3h

I've decided to come down, and I'm going to think and relax at a stream. Thanks everyone.

IceDoesntHelp ‏@IceDoesntHelp 3h

nvm, going home because I'm scared of being mugged.

[Polari]

The faux-togetherness and positivity in that thread makes my skin crawl.

[thisismyusername]

Hang yourself, drink bleach, suckstart a gun, run into traffic, run in front of a train, jump off a building, cut one of your arteries, mix barbituates with alcohol(don't fucking do this it's painful as fuck), drown yourself, electrocute yourself, overdose on drugs, carbon monoxide yourself(best way), set yourself on fire.

There are millions of ways to do it. People that do, don't post on the fucking internet about it first.

I can tell you that one is as well. Like millions of fire-ants going down your throat and killing any sense of taste for a good long while and probably fucking your taste up if you survive it.

Also IceDoesntHelp has been pretty weird in threads. Like, got royally pissed at the online in one game and then a few days later comes back and is all "why am I even bothering to play this if I'm going to get pissed again." *red flags*

[Joe Molotov]

That is just comedic and this tops it.

IceDoesntHelp ‏@IceDoesntHelp 3h

I've decided to come down, and I'm going to think and relax at a stream. Thanks everyone.

IceDoesntHelp ‏@IceDoesntHelp 3h

nvm, going home because I'm scared of being mugged.

This has to be trolling. If this is legit, then I don't even.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Dax posted her pic in the girl thread,a few months on hormones and she probably wouldn't have any problems getting laid.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I had a friend who joked about killing himself all the time.  Then one day he just did it.  Took everyone by surprise because he was not outwardly depressed or resembled a NeoGAF member.  He was set to play either Division 1 football or baseball, had lots of friends, got laid all the time, etc.  So anytime I hear anyone joke about killing themselves, I take it a little seriously.

Dax posted her pic in the girl thread,a few months on hormones and she probably wouldn't have any problems getting laid.

Thank god you took the time to post a link.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661657

>people listening to suckroll

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Dax posted her pic in the girl thread,a few months on hormones and she probably wouldn't have any problems getting laid.

Thank god you took the time to post a link.

A lot of people over there think we're mean and very critical, so I didn't want to add to that but yeahthatwasstupid.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=78347141&highlight=#post78347141

[demi]

we are mean and very critical, though.

[Eli Gulgin]

The sad thing about those gaf virgins is once they get a girlfriend, have sex and enter into a long term relationship it will probably be a largely sexless one. Its not like you start banging and never stop. Sex in relationships takes as work just like it does out of relationships. If they can't be proactive when single they'll never do it when attached

They'll just be the dudes that take every opportunity to whine about their wives on forums while they're bitchmade because they married the first girl that let them stick their dick in them more than once.

Heh this made me think of a chick I went to school with, not a very likeable person, she was fucking huge, I mean so big that if she gained any more weight she wouldn't even be able to walk anymore and she was super bitter at anyone thinner than her and was just bitchy all round. Anyway, she was getting married and I wondered who the fuck would want to marry her smelly ass (and someone had seen her changing clothes and saw some rash and shit coming from her fat folds, sexy), even if she wasn't Jabba the Hutt with too much eyeshadow her personality was off-putting enough. So anyway, one day she talked about her future husband and was proud as shit and laughing kind of mockingly too when she said she'd taken his virginity when the guy was in his thirties already. Apparently she had pity fucked him but decided to marry him since well who else was she going to get and judging by what she said the guy was whipped as fuck.

Then one day the guy came over to our school. Jesus christ. Every fucking nerd cliche, only a fedora was missing. Pudgy, pasty, ugly, bad skin, thinning greasy hair, every item of clothing a boring beige color, cellphone attached to his belt, sandals with beige socks, neckbeard... And the whole time he said barely a word, the chick just talked to him very loudly like he was her kid and every time he tried to say something she talked over him and obviously loved showing everyone how whipped he really was. Then when the dude left she just laughed and said something stupid like "he's so shy so I'm the one who does the talking when we meet people". Seriously that guy was the most pathetic sad fella I've ever seen and I just saw a dude with a fedora, suede vest and bright orange t shirt the other day. I wonder if he had been better off staying a virgin forever than ending up in that relationship since it obviously wasn't helping him better himself in any way.

I bet he's a gaffer. If he has had permission to post there from his wifey.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78371777&postcount=126

fedora defense 

[Joe Molotov]

Gaming-Age Fedoras

[Momo]

I dont see the thing about fedoras, you guys are morons to call people out based on what they wear.

[Eli Gulgin]

So you're saying you wear fedoras?

[StealthFan]

Fedoras don't in the modern world. Like all fashion statements you have to be good looking to pull it off.

[Eli Gulgin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78383677&postcount=9319

Uh-oh

[Polari]

Could be taken as compliment, I suppose.

[Joe Molotov]

Could be taken as compliment, I suppose.

Really back-handed compliment, at best. "I thought you'd be hideous, but you weren't!"

[Polari]

Could be taken as compliment, I suppose.

Really back-handed compliment, at best. "I thought you'd be hideous, but you weren't!"

Definitely bad taste whatever. Not really sure what the intent was.

[Mupepe]

Can we stop talking about dax FFS?  Because I'm suffocated in a cis-guilt shithole every day, I don't need it online.

[milchs evil twin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78383677&postcount=9319

Uh-oh

I only didn't say anything because I thought "There's now way he/she meant it like it sounds".

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78408777&postcount=9323

 

[Rahxephon91]

Gauged earrings look really dumb.

[Momo]

So you're saying you wear fedoras?

would not be caught drunk, high or dead in one.


Never.

[demi]

ur just so unique, wrath.

[Steve Contra]

Are you also an introvert Wrath?  Have you taken one of the 100 quizzes on Buzzfeed this last month?

[Tasty]

Bad fashion is just bad fashion. If you think something looks cool more power to you.

[Eli Gulgin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78383677&postcount=9319

Uh-oh

I only didn't say anything because I thought "There's now way he/she meant it like it sounds".

Yeah I have no idea what the poster was trying to say but it sounds pretty insulting anyway. If it wasn't meant as an insult then I'd love to hear what the fuck he/she was trying to get at lol.

[Shadow Mod]

I wear fedoras with suits and I get laid occasionally, come at me.

You get laid in spite of the fedora not because of it.

also: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=73637428&postcount=17

lol didn't see this before

[Himu]

PM to Dax:

There's no reason, at all, for you to bonkers simply because someone mentions testicles and penises. Is it due to you being trans? I'm trying to help, what's wrong? Please don't continue to let people you don't know on the internet get you in a bad mood simply because they refer to you as a man. Remember, you have the username Dax01, a username you've had since joining gaf. Being a prominent member, people are going to remember you as a male. Please consider their feelings, they are having a transition as well as they get used to the fact that someone they've talked to for years is now a woman. It is new ground. I think a name change, something more feminine preferably, would be in good order. Either way, try to calm down, there's no reason to take offense to many of the things you do.

- A concerned party, also trans

Reply from Dax:

Hey, I have no idea what you're talking about. However, if you send me another PM like this I will go to the moderators and ask them to interfere.

Stop backseat modding the TransGAF. Leave me alone.

What a bitch.

[Joe Molotov]

PM to Dax:

There's no reason, at all, for you to bonkers simply because someone mentions testicles and penises. Is it due to you being trans? I'm trying to help, what's wrong? Please don't continue to let people you don't know on the internet get you in a bad mood simply because they refer to you as a man. Remember, you have the username Dax01, a username you've had since joining gaf. Being a prominent member, people are going to remember you as a male. Please consider their feelings, they are having a transition as well as they get used to the fact that someone they've talked to for years is now a woman. It is new ground. I think a name change, something more feminine preferably, would be in good order. Either way, try to calm down, there's no reason to take offense to many of the things you do.

- A concerned party, also trans

Reply from Dax:

Hey, I have no idea what you're talking about. However, if you send me another PM like this I will go to the moderators and ask them to interfere.

Stop backseat modding the TransGAF. Leave me alone.

What a bitch.

[Phoenix Dark]

same type of oblivious, flippant tone she took with me back in February when I PM'd to apologize.

[Himu]

Snatch that wig.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=662069

Oh God. GAF gave this moron exactly what they wanted.

[Eli Gulgin]

Does Dax even post in the TransGAF thread Let's see how long until she flips out about balls again.

[Himu]

Does Dax even post in the TransGAF thread

Nope

[Shuri]

it's good to see that Dax can handle adversity like a grown person.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

People I have been right about from the start: Dax, Timedog, Yixian, blame space, Costanza, snesfreak

[Himu]

Right about what?

[Himu]

BenjaminBirdie is the absolute worst in that thread. THIS IS THE BEST SHOW OF MY LIFE, I AM CUMMING. god.

[Shadow Mod]

BenjaminBirdie is the absolute worst in that thread. THIS IS THE BEST SHOW OF MY LIFE, I AM CUMMING. god.

His posts about Swearengen confirmed to me he's a bloody fucking idiot.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dax is completely irrational. I'll defend her against transphobic attacks, like the one in that thread, but her posting behavior is very dumb. I remember when Dax first started posting in the PoliGAF thread around 2007, as a supporter of then Senator Obama. She was also a huge Halo player and posted on the gaming side, although I didn't venture there much. At the time it was assumed that Dax was a male, and I remember multiple "dude, check this out" type comments passing around. It is not irrational to suggest that many posters have no fucking idea about her transition, and don't mean disrespect when they wonder what's going on with her posts.

But the whole all girl all the time shit is relatively new. Every other post revolves around "hey look at me" or "ewww boys/men and their penises." Seriously? And she is a horrible debater online. A few months ago we got into a huge spat over LBJ/JFK. Basically Dax read a book on LBJ and instantly became an LBJ expert, and clashed with multiple people during history discussions. Yet when cornered or challenged she tends to respond with one sentence dismissals. Shit is annoying.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Did she talk about how LBJ used to whip out his johnson on a regular basis to others?

[StealthFan]

I really shouldn't have taken that Dulcolax.

[Himu]

I really shouldn't have taken that Dulcolax.

 

[Joe Molotov]

I really shouldn't have taken that Dulcolax.

How much did you take? I'm on the phone with the authorities right now, just hold it in, man!

[StealthFan]

I took two. My ass has nothing left to part with.

[thisismyusername]

Did she talk about how LBJ used to whip out his johnson on a regular basis to others?

What?  Now I'm going to have to go search to see if this is true even though I think you're just trollin'.

[Joe Molotov]

Did she talk about how LBJ used to whip out his johnson on a regular basis to others?

What?  Now I'm going to have to go search to see if this is true even though I think you're just trollin'.

He liked having plenty of space in his pants around the ol' cock and balls, I know that much.

[Himu]

But how BRITTLE were LBJ's balls?

[Shadow Mod]

But how BRITTLE were LBJ's balls?

I dunno dude basically told the KKK to fuck themselves on numerous occasions so brass or steel would be my guess.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=662077

Those replies So many bitter cunts.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=662077

Those replies So many bitter cunts.

To be fair though: Jason is right. If he is in a good paying job, his happiness should take a backseat until he can guarantee he has the job he wants to get to be "happy" that puts him in a better spot.

That's not to say I don't know OP's feeling, as I do, but I'm in Jason's situation but not the age.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Did she talk about how LBJ used to whip out his johnson on a regular basis to others?

What?  Now I'm going to have to go search to see if this is true even though I think you're just trollin'.

In his recent biography of Lyndon Johnson, Flawed Giant, Robert Dallek writes, “During a private conversation with some reporters who pressed him to explain why we were in Vietnam, Johnson lost his patience. According to Arthur Goldberg, LBJ unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ and declared, ‘This is why!’”

http://www.badattitudes.com/Organ.html

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=662077

Those replies So many bitter cunts.

OP is complaining on a pretty high level. I assume a government job means security and decent pay even in Mexico. At 25, he can still do whatever the hell he wants with his life, too.

[StealthFan]

I guess you could say President Johnson pulled out his...johnson.

[thisismyusername]

Did she talk about how LBJ used to whip out his johnson on a regular basis to others?

What?  Now I'm going to have to go search to see if this is true even though I think you're just trollin'.

In his recent biography of Lyndon Johnson, Flawed Giant, Robert Dallek writes, “During a private conversation with some reporters who pressed him to explain why we were in Vietnam, Johnson lost his patience. According to Arthur Goldberg, LBJ unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ and declared, ‘This is why!’”

http://www.badattitudes.com/Organ.html

Sweet lord:

http://disinfo.com/2011/01/lbj-got-his-johnson-out-at-every-opportunity/

Found this as well. Man, to have lived in the 60's when JFK and Johnson were Presidents...

[hampster]

I guess you could say President Johnson pulled out his...johnson.

Where do you think the term came from

[bluemax]

People I have been right about from the start: Dax, Timedog, Yixian, blame space, Costanza, snesfreak

Snesfreak is so boring. He ruined the NFL irc channel.

[Huff]

I think he's back. I just haven't had to opportunity to out him again.