Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Shadow Mod]

I love the part where he buttfucked that one dude.

Or was that another character.

He buttfucked a couple dudes.

And other characters have buttfucked dudes.

[nudemacusers]

it's hard to keep track of the buttfucking on that show. just a blur of butts being fucked.

[king of the internet]

I love the part where he buttfucked that one dude.

Or was that another character.

He buttfucked a couple dudes.

And other characters have buttfucked dudes.

I don't think I've ever been so exposed to concentrated butt sex as I was marathoning OZ for the first time.

[Shadow Mod]

it's hard to keep track of the buttfucking on that show. just a blur of butts being fucked.

Just make a summary of oz with a bunch of clips of dudes twerking.

[parallax]

it's hard to keep track of the buttfucking on that show. just a blur of butts being fucked.

One buttfucking was enough for me. I dropped that shit like a hot stone after that.

[Shadow Mod]

lol this miley twerk thread has become hilarious

girls like dudes butts?! I thought only gay guys liked butts!!? 

I don't even know what a good dude butt looks like. I've definitely seen women whove gone crazy over a dudes butt before, but to me it just looks like a butt.

Guess I'm just boring and straight.

What does a good girl butt look like. Something you can grab and jiggles. Same shit.

[Rufus]

I have good man-butt then. Hairy tho. Hope that's not a dealbreaker. Grab those locks, nya~

[nudemacusers]

it's hard to keep track of the buttfucking on that show. just a blur of butts being fucked.

One buttfucking was enough for me. I dropped that shit like a hot stone after that.

I felt that way too at fist, but if you're willing to stretch yourself, you get conditioned to it pretty quickly.

[Steve Youngblood]

it's hard to keep track of the buttfucking on that show. just a blur of butts being fucked.

One buttfucking was enough for me. I dropped that shit like a hot stone after that.

I felt that way too at fist, but if you're are willing to stretch yourself, you get conditioned to it pretty quickly.

 

[StealthFan]

People saying that the first Blade is shit I rewatched that shit last week and minus the terrible CGI of the Blood God that film still fucking owns.

[nudemacusers]

it's hard to keep track of the buttfucking on that show. just a blur of butts being fucked.

One buttfucking was enough for me. I dropped that shit like a hot stone after that.

I felt that way too at fist, but if you're are willing to stretch yourself, you get conditioned to it pretty quickly.

 

[headwalk]

oz was one of those shows which you could always spoil for yourself by just waiting for whatever character to start seeing some green shoots in their narrative and think "what is the absolute worst thing that could happen to them right now?".

[StealthFan]

Cottage cheese ass is acceptable if the lights are off or she wears a skirt. Bitches with cottage cheese asses never want to fuck in the dark tho and are insistent that they be naked despite God telling their bodies otherwise.

[Michael Moaner]

It's about time. I won't be missing his stupid threads. The mods should junior dumb folk more often (and not unjunior them for bullshit reasons like Ninjaboi).

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78687461&postcount=9395

What the fuck?

How does any sane individual agree to meet this dude in person? Didn't Lore' lock arms with him recently? I mean, he's clearly a rapist just waiting to strike. Granted, Lore has his own issues, but still...

[Atramental]

NinjaBoi is like that super-sketch friend of a friend, that you want nothing to do with, who heavily flirts with the not-a-day over 18 waitress whenever she comes to the table and asks "Is everything okay with your food?" and then he says some pervey pickup line about food with a heavy helping of sexual innuendo on top. 

You're not getting any of that, you greasy bastard.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78856105&postcount=500
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78859169&postcount=524

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Looks like we found a girl for Arvie.

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[Himu]

Yeah Sats is the queen sloot of gaf. She's my idol tbh

[TakingBackSunday]

eh, I've jerked it to a good 3/4ths of that list

that doesn't include incest, assholes

[Atramental]

So, what you're saying is that there's a 75% chance that you jerked it to a girl getting fucked by a dog? 

[Polari]

that doesn't include incest, assholes

Not even cousins?

[nudemacusers]

the day sats reveals herself in the picture thread is the day neogaf has a collective shuddering orgasm. queen of the hoors.

So, what you're saying is that there's a 75% chance that you jerked it to a girl getting fucked by a dog? 

depends on dog breed

[Shadow Mod]

I want sats to post pms if she goes out in a maelstrom.

[TakingBackSunday]

So, what you're saying is that there's a 75% chance that you jerked it to a girl getting fucked by a dog? 

nope.  But I have jerked it to girls fucking faux horsedicks

[parallax]

I want sats to post pms if she goes out in a maelstrom.

i bet shes getting a lot of attention

[StealthFan]

Where's her pic?

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78866169&postcount=552
"When I was doing a girl doggy style, I once took this desi girl's hijab off and use it to lightly wrap it around her neck and pull her to me, like pulling a girl's hair. She liked a lot."

[StealthFan]

nicca looks like a lesbo.

[nudemacusers]

I knew atra would post that

[Sausage]

and besides who's wears that shit while fucking. Once they're at home they usually take it off.

[StealthFan]

Dude has an avatar from the movie Priest? Does anymore need to be said?

[Momo]

I wear a wetsuit, snorkel and flippers when having sex. Life is an adventure.

[Momo]

lol this miley twerk thread has become hilarious

girls like dudes butts?! I thought only gay guys liked butts!!? 

I don't even know what a good dude butt looks like. I've definitely seen women whove gone crazy over a dudes butt before, but to me it just looks like a butt.

Guess I'm just boring and straight.

I've been told I have a pretty nice butt, I coincidentally took before pics (before workout routine starts) for comparisons later. I'd post it on here but I dunno what value that would add for me

[Shadow Mod]

Butt pics 

[nudemacusers]

Butt pics 

lol look at this gurl trying too hard on the internet

[brawndolicious]

I wear a wetsuit, snorkel and flippers when having sex. Life is an adventure.

Momo being a merman.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78866169&postcount=552
"When I was doing a girl doggy style, I once took this desi girl's hijab off and use it to lightly wrap it around her neck and pull her to me, like pulling a girl's hair. She liked a lot."

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Scarves fall off pretty easily when just walking. But that made-up story is still more interesting than the pregnant sex and groin odor discussion going on now.

[Shadow Mod]

is this the new hotness?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=664473

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78866169&postcount=552
"When I was doing a girl doggy style, I once took this desi girl's hijab off and use it to lightly wrap it around her neck and pull her to me, like pulling a girl's hair. She liked a lot."

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No idea exactly what but something about this post really set me off  

[Crash Dummy]

Not many desi girls wear hijabs to my knowledge. What a fucking liar. At least be knowledgeable and try to make it sound truthful you idiot.

i can buy him having sex with girl who wears a hijab but my suspension of disbelief doesn't hold where she's taken clothes off for sex but keeps the headscarf on. "no no only my lawfully wedded husband can see my hair! well ok you can lightly choke me with it"

[Shadow Mod]

I just can't humor certain people getting laid.

 

[Eli Gulgin]

And here I thought I had found Sats on Twitter (using the same name as on PSN and tweeted something to IceDoesntHelp when he threatened suicide) but there she claims to be into cutting herself and bloodplay and on GAF she says she hates it:

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=78864645

I guess you can never really know someone :'(

[Eli Gulgin]

And yes I googled her because I thought there'd have to be a Tumblr full of nekkid selfies but I couldn't find any. At least some sloots post sexy pics of themselves online to go with all the horny talk

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Her - if it's her - Twitter profile pic looks like a 15 year old

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[Your Stalker]

I thought she was one of you people's alts.

[Eli Gulgin]

It would make sense

[hampster]

And yes I googled her because I thought there'd have to be a Tumblr full of nekkid selfies but I couldn't find any. At least some sloots post sexy pics of themselves online to go with all the horny talk (Image removed from quote.) (Image removed from quote.)

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Her - if it's her - Twitter profile pic looks like a 15 year old

[close]

You don't have to justify your stalking to us, we've all been there. You wouldn't believe how fruitless my nudemacuser searches were :'(

[Michael Moaner]

These guys must absolutely hate white people

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78864145&postcount=43

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78879813&postcount=153

 

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78741069&postcount=21

haha holy shit what the fuck is that  

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78741069&postcount=21

haha holy shit what the fuck is that  

Come to the gaming side Bros, we have vidyas.

[Broseidon]

Never

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78741069&postcount=21

haha holy shit what the fuck is that  

I'm cool with the 2D downgrade if it means a cheaper entry point, but the form factor of that thing is ridiculous. But then again I'm not a toddler, so I'm not really in the target audience for that thing.

[headwalk]

i've only just realised that all links from GAF go through this: http://www.viglink.com/how-it-works.

sneaky stuff.

[Rufus]

So basically, the sales threads are a goldmine.

[demi]

Not really "sneaky" - you didnt really think he got all that from those two Google Ads?

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=664625

itt: armchair graphic designers

[brob]

the current youtube logo has been ugly forever. a instagrammed poop would be a step up.

I'm more annoyed at the constant feature roll outs youtube has that break shit or force me to alter how I use the site every two weeks.

[Rufus]

Yeah, they removed the old subcription page. Now there's just a single column feed of all videos (and other shit) that makes me scroll through it pointlessly like I'm on a phone.

[Atramental]

Yeah, whoever fucks around with their UI every month needs to get slapped over the head. I feel like I need to have a written list of my favorite channels so I can just search for them in the search bar and not have to wade through the subscriptions tab or feed.

Also, it would probably help if I just unsubscribed from a ton of channels that I no longer watch.

[Polari]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=664625

itt: armchair graphic designers

While it was time for a change, the new one is incredibly bland. It would probably help if they went with a maroon red closer to the original, that fire engine red is everywhere at the moment.

[Tasty]

Fire engine red (actually, it's a bit darker than that) looks completely in line with the rest of Google, which uses primary colors.

The new Android app icon is ace, too.

[Himu]

The new YouTube logo is fine and whoever thinks the old one was a good logo is a moron.

[Polari]

Fire engine red (actually, it's a bit darker than that) looks completely in line with the rest of Google, which uses primary colors.

The new Android app icon is ace, too.

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At least that has some bevel to it.