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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17220 on: October 25, 2013, 12:02:31 PM »
The Nigerian got owned really, REALLY hard.

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/71802-mollywater-finally-makes-it-to-market/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/mollywaterco.158224/

While he was busy posting twerking videos and spamming forums, some dude stole his idea, trademarked it early, produced the thing better and faster and has a warehouse full of the stuff. The Nigerian still has his empty loft, with only a few cases he brings to specific, local events. It's like a contrasting example about how to start a business and how not to.

Oh wow. Elgordo crying.
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« Reply #17221 on: October 25, 2013, 12:53:10 PM »
Can you explain the mollywater thing?

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« Reply #17222 on: October 25, 2013, 01:07:50 PM »
From the beginning?

Nigerian was sitting at his Detroit cubicle at Career Builder when he hit upon the idea of selling bottled tap water to kids doing EDM at rave parties. He thought he was clever by calling his product MOLLYWATR. Now before actually doing anyrthing, he spammed Facebook and certain forums with his idea, showing himself living the high life. Things moved slowly in the following months, he had a concept bottle and some t-shirts, brought it to empty clubs with a few token chicks, snapped a few shots. Then went back to social media and forums to get some buzz and "likes".

At some early point, some Asian dude and his black associate caught wind of this. They thought it was crazy enough to work somehow, they were amazed there were no trademarks, they filed for theirs (mollywater), got the product done and mass produced it quickly. All the meanwhile, Nigerian promoting the easily mistakable MOLLYWATR, promoting the other similar product at the same time. When this was discovered, Nigerian was still restricted to few rare rave events in Detroit while the other dudes have a whole warehouse of this stuff. Various forums laugh at the Nigerian's incompetence.

 
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« Reply #17223 on: October 25, 2013, 01:12:00 PM »
The Nigerian got owned really, REALLY hard.

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/71802-mollywater-finally-makes-it-to-market/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/mollywaterco.158224/

While he was busy posting twerking videos and spamming forums, some dude stole his idea, trademarked it early, produced the thing better and faster and has a warehouse full of the stuff. The Nigerian still has his empty loft, with only a few cases he brings to specific, local events. It's like a contrasting example about how to start a business and how not to.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #17224 on: October 25, 2013, 01:14:20 PM »
The Nigerian got owned really, REALLY hard.

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/71802-mollywater-finally-makes-it-to-market/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/mollywaterco.158224/

While he was busy posting twerking videos and spamming forums, some dude stole his idea, trademarked it early, produced the thing better and faster and has a warehouse full of the stuff. The Nigerian still has his empty loft, with only a few cases he brings to specific, local events. It's like a contrasting example about how to start a business and how not to.

AHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
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I feel bad for The Nigerian.  Not saying it's not his fault.  Yeah, homeboy made mistakes but man that's gotta fucking burn.  He was always a cool dude to me.  I had fun talking him down from a crazy acid trip once.  lulz

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« Reply #17225 on: October 25, 2013, 01:15:26 PM »
I feel sorry for but HAAHAHAUAHAUAHAUA
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« Reply #17226 on: October 25, 2013, 01:21:25 PM »
From the beginning?

Nigerian was sitting at his Detroit cubicle at Career Builder when he hit upon the idea of selling bottled tap water to kids doing EDM at rave parties. He thought he was clever by calling his product MOLLYWATR. Now before actually doing anyrthing, he spammed Facebook and certain forums with his idea, showing himself living the high life. Things moved slowly in the following months, he had a concept bottle and some t-shirts, brought it to empty clubs with a few token chicks, snapped a few shots. Then went back to social media and forums to get some buzz and "likes".

At some early point, some Asian dude and his black associate caught wind of this. They thought it was crazy enough to work somehow, they were amazed there were no trademarks, they filed for theirs (mollywater), got the product done and mass produced it quickly. All the meanwhile, Nigerian promoting the easily mistakable MOLLYWATR, promoting the other similar product at the same time. When this was discovered, Nigerian was still restricted to few rare rave events in Detroit while the other dudes have a whole warehouse of this stuff. Various forums laugh at the Nigerian's incompetence.

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Dude done fuck up.

How hard could it have been to produce water?

Also not filing for patents when youre already makinh buzz for it ia probably the dumbest shit

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« Reply #17228 on: October 25, 2013, 01:28:00 PM »
How can he lawyer up if he didn't trademark? You already lost, Ken.
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« Reply #17229 on: October 25, 2013, 01:36:43 PM »
this mollywatr shit has been around how long and he's just now filing trademarks and shit? lawl

edit: wait, are they battling in that thread? over their brands of h20 ecstasy refreshments? double-lawl
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« Reply #17230 on: October 25, 2013, 01:40:15 PM »
MDMA

was that a madonna album  :goty2 :aah
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« Reply #17231 on: October 25, 2013, 01:49:05 PM »
Was Mollywatr literally just water or am I being naive?

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« Reply #17232 on: October 25, 2013, 01:50:50 PM »
Water with some electrolyte shit sprinkled in.

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« Reply #17233 on: October 25, 2013, 01:57:47 PM »
omg

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17234 on: October 25, 2013, 02:19:24 PM »
And now Mollywatr looks like the cheap knockoff brand with the misspelled name. :lol
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« Reply #17235 on: October 25, 2013, 02:20:25 PM »
mollywatr lookin like rc cola ya'll :gurl
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17238 on: October 25, 2013, 03:30:57 PM »
Quote from: Broseidon link=topic=39747.msg1775140#msg1775140 date=13827290.
Why does this EmptySpace gimp write in the third person?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=87394399&postcount=3415
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=87463774&postcount=3428

:what

Fucking cornball posters trying to set up an identity on a forum. Ridiculous 

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17240 on: October 25, 2013, 03:51:04 PM »
Was there really an idiot amnesty on GAF?  I see IHaveCandy has returned to shit up threads.

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« Reply #17241 on: October 25, 2013, 04:56:33 PM »
Was there really an idiot amnesty on GAF?  I see IHaveCandy has returned to shit up threads.

My favorite is "man this is kind of gross and tacky lol."

GOD WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED, OUTRAGED AND CRYING.

I think you're the only one offended by the topic here.

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« Reply #17242 on: October 25, 2013, 05:12:39 PM »
Why does this EmptySpace gimp write in the third person?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=87394399&postcount=3415
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=87463774&postcount=3428

Man, what a lame gimmick. Just comes off like an autist.

Well, now he's banned and his last post was defending Beyond Heavy Rain. Seems fitting.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17244 on: October 25, 2013, 05:21:17 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=87446287&postcount=104

the lack of shame.............

:lol If you've been following that posters posts, you'd know they're a troll who make comedic/lack of self aware otaku bait snipes like that all the time.
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« Reply #17245 on: October 25, 2013, 05:42:22 PM »
The Nigerian got owned really, REALLY hard.

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/71802-mollywater-finally-makes-it-to-market/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/mollywaterco.158224/

While he was busy posting twerking videos and spamming forums, some dude stole his idea, trademarked it early, produced the thing better and faster and has a warehouse full of the stuff. The Nigerian still has his empty loft, with only a few cases he brings to specific, local events. It's like a contrasting example about how to start a business and how not to.
I can't wait to get home and read this  :lol :lol :lol

He invited me to MSU a few years ago to hang out, and it was pretty obvious he was trying to set me up. :heh
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17246 on: October 25, 2013, 05:48:08 PM »
Set you up with BBCs?  :ufup
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17247 on: October 25, 2013, 05:55:38 PM »
British Broadcasting Corporations?

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« Reply #17248 on: October 25, 2013, 06:03:49 PM »
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17249 on: October 25, 2013, 06:16:56 PM »
He fixed the cable?

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« Reply #17250 on: October 25, 2013, 06:21:10 PM »
You mean coitus?

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« Reply #17251 on: October 25, 2013, 06:23:21 PM »
british broadcasting corporation. reruns of top gear and star trek tng every hour.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17252 on: October 25, 2013, 06:32:25 PM »
I always thought the Nigerian had his business head screwed on his was always going on about how smart he was. To see him undone like this is  :sabu

And I know he must have scrambled when he saw that thread. How could you not have zipped up all variations of mollywatr that included other spellings like Mollywater.

What an oaf.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17253 on: October 25, 2013, 07:13:46 PM »
I just don't know how anyone could want to build a business and not copyright/trademark/whatever the fuck out of everything before they just go talking about it everywhere.

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« Reply #17254 on: October 25, 2013, 07:18:28 PM »
I'm completely confused because I've never heard of this dude. Is he some well-known forum member?

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« Reply #17255 on: October 25, 2013, 07:25:26 PM »
Old school gaffer/borean who used to go under the moniker The Black Stallion. That's why you see Opa niccas poking their heads into the Coli thread: he still posts there [opa].
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« Reply #17256 on: October 25, 2013, 07:25:35 PM »

 :lol
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« Reply #17257 on: October 25, 2013, 09:07:56 PM »
 :jawalrus :heh :neogaf
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« Reply #17258 on: October 25, 2013, 09:11:55 PM »
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« Reply #17259 on: October 25, 2013, 09:14:41 PM »


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« Reply #17260 on: October 25, 2013, 09:20:25 PM »
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« Reply #17261 on: October 25, 2013, 09:25:08 PM »
MDMA

was that a madonna album  :goty2 :aah

Close. MDNA, but:

Quote
When discussing the album on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Madonna explained that the album's title is a triple entendre, representing both her name and "Madonna DNA." She also implied that it's also a reference to the drug MDMA, or ecstasy, which provides "euphoric feelings of love."[18] It was condemned by Lucy Dawe, a spokesperson for the anti-drugs campaign group Cannabis Skunk Sense. She told The Sun newspaper that Madonna's choice of album title was "an ill advised decision.

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« Reply #17262 on: October 25, 2013, 09:48:29 PM »

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« Reply #17263 on: October 25, 2013, 09:49:28 PM »
I wish someone would do something about that dipshit General Choomin. Such an irritating shitposter. Steve do me a favour please bb :-*
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17264 on: October 25, 2013, 10:00:55 PM »
omg, "we put the 'e' in mollywater"

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« Reply #17265 on: October 25, 2013, 10:10:26 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=127307

This guy pimping his website through his username— simply genius lol.
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« Reply #17266 on: October 25, 2013, 10:21:43 PM »
I honestly wouldn't even have known if you didn't show his profile.  :lol

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« Reply #17267 on: October 25, 2013, 10:25:30 PM »
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« Reply #17268 on: October 25, 2013, 10:32:15 PM »
omg, "we put the 'e' in mollywater"

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« Reply #17269 on: October 25, 2013, 11:20:51 PM »
:shaq
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« Reply #17270 on: October 25, 2013, 11:42:44 PM »
:shaq
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« Reply #17271 on: October 25, 2013, 11:48:08 PM »
Dating-age needs to be burned to the ground.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17272 on: October 26, 2013, 01:01:59 AM »
I still can't get over Opa-Ages still being a thing over 13 years later. Do you guys think some form of it'll still be around in 2026?
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17273 on: October 26, 2013, 01:29:16 AM »
corny is still there, feudin', and hans does double time on the coli. oh, and olimario appears to still be a damaged manchild! good times; good times.
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« Reply #17274 on: October 26, 2013, 02:18:50 AM »
I still can't get over Opa-Ages still being a thing over 13 years later. Do you guys think some form of it'll still be around in 2026?

Probably. It's like a family. A dysfunctional family, but still a family.

Opa gets laid and is shacking up with some mainlander. Fanciebombjack (can't remember his former handle at the Bore) married some big-boobed British chick. Oli fools around before making his litter of kids with his Xtian wife. Some dude got an abortion for his GF then dumped her to work at Sony and design the SHARE button on the PS4 hardware.

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« Reply #17275 on: October 26, 2013, 02:25:14 AM »
The last guy is djtet, right?

btw, isn't corny pushing like, 50 at this point?
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« Reply #17276 on: October 26, 2013, 02:29:00 AM »
The Nigerian got owned really, REALLY hard.

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/71802-mollywater-finally-makes-it-to-market/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/mollywaterco.158224/

While he was busy posting twerking videos and spamming forums, some dude stole his idea, trademarked it early, produced the thing better and faster and has a warehouse full of the stuff. The Nigerian still has his empty loft, with only a few cases he brings to specific, local events. It's like a contrasting example about how to start a business and how not to.
I can't wait to get home and read this  :lol :lol :lol

He invited me to MSU a few years ago to hang out, and it was pretty obvious he was trying to set me up. :heh


From the beginning?

Nigerian was sitting at his Detroit cubicle at Career Builder when he hit upon the idea of selling bottled tap water to kids doing EDM at rave parties. He thought he was clever by calling his product MOLLYWATR. Now before actually doing anyrthing, he spammed Facebook and certain forums with his idea, showing himself living the high life. Things moved slowly in the following months, he had a concept bottle and some t-shirts, brought it to empty clubs with a few token chicks, snapped a few shots. Then went back to social media and forums to get some buzz and "likes".

At some early point, some Asian dude and his black associate caught wind of this. They thought it was crazy enough to work somehow, they were amazed there were no trademarks, they filed for theirs (mollywater), got the product done and mass produced it quickly. All the meanwhile, Nigerian promoting the easily mistakable MOLLYWATR, promoting the other similar product at the same time. When this was discovered, Nigerian was still restricted to few rare rave events in Detroit while the other dudes have a whole warehouse of this stuff. Various forums laugh at the Nigerian's incompetence.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #17277 on: October 26, 2013, 02:31:00 AM »
The last guy is djtet, right?

btw, isn't corny pushing like, 50 at this point?

No, F0o.

DJTet did get married but he has some sort of open relationship. He writes erotica and he's a bit of a catfish on social media. He actually used Oli's photos for a fake profile and duped some 19-year-old girl to meet/fuck him. We don't actually know what he does for a living though.

Cornelius is in his early 40s. Bahn (Mac/Iphone developer) is probably the oldest member but he's only in his mid 40s.

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« Reply #17278 on: October 26, 2013, 02:37:51 AM »
All I remember about djtet is that he's a bobcats fan, and how angry he was with Lore when he was permed from gaf and that he always made posts about ugly people but posted a picture of his finacee at some party and...well, I'm too polite to say it.
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« Reply #17279 on: October 26, 2013, 02:42:28 AM »
All I remember about djtet is that he's a bobcats fan, and how angry he was with Lore when he was permed from gaf and that he always made posts about ugly people but posted a picture of his finacee at some party and...well, I'm too polite to say it.

He still posts here, no? He also has his own OA smilie



He's also well known for starting the feud with TransGAF. Well, it's more accurate to say he started a thread about TransGAF, the rest of OA took it from there and it snowballed (I'm not blame free myself).