I've never played a cage game outside of the heavy rain demo, but wasn't the stripper scene in that game super creepy too? didn't you control her taking a piss also?
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They're all creepy and fetish-y. But even the weirdest, stupidest shit has defense forces. Scratch that,
especially the weirdest, stupidest shit.
The game's boldly bland prologue chapter has the player controlling Ethan Mars, an initially happily married father of two. This level involves nothing more than Ethan getting out of bed, brushing his teeth, showering, deciding whether to work on architectural sketches before his wife and kids come home, helping to bring in the groceries when they do, maybe helping his wife by setting the table, playing in the backyard with the kids and that's about it.
You know what media doesn't attempt nearly enough? Forcing you to sit through a bunch of mundane shit that you'd rather not do. Visionary!
There are people that actually believe this. "Boldly bland". JFC. Same dude probably likes slow movies not because they're deliberate, but because "slow" has somehow become synonymous with "considered" and "measured". Not to mention the awful script and terrible dialogue.
Part of me thinks Cage-fanatics either really want to seem interesting ("The games
I play are different!") or just genuinely can't distinguish between real emotions and processed, hamfisted JASON! JASON! JASON! JASON! mental scrambles. Like, to each their own, but what the fuck are you thinking?
Yeah I really hated Heavy Rain.
