Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Himu]

Kids of all colors were fucking with that pill shit. Especially when they started to get high on cough medicine and adderall.

[nudemacusers]

it'd be like me waxing nostalgic for the new wave culture when I was all of 8 years old. 

[Himu]

Hey, I'm nostalgic as fuck for new jack swing. Fuck you.

[Phoenix Dark]

I have doubts PD has a 7 inch penis after using the term vagina monologues.

You won't have any doubts when I get you on your back, feet in the air as I bust that ass. Gonna use your dick as a joystick while I'm at it.

[Shadow Mod]

 

People always forget about Digital Underground and just focus on the gangsta shit.

[nudemacusers]

complaining about skinny jeans in 2013 means you were in a cultural coma for a decade. a whole decade. ten years. something only a corny dad or uncle could be proud of.

[Himu]

Drake can rap and Drake has his place. I don't care what you think of his music, he has an audience, and he has deserved his accolades.

[StealthFan]

gangsta rap ceased to exist the second this album cover was made

[Himu]

I got tired of gangster rap by 2001 and by 2002 I stopped listening to and taking rap seriously as a genre and transitioned to listening only to rock.

[Phoenix Dark]

You're not going to like my post? smh

[El Babua]

Agreed that mainstream rap got a lot better since the mid 2000 dark ages. That was right around the time when I started getting into classic rock and entered the "everything new sucks" phase.

[Himu]

I didn't see your post until now.

Oh Maurice~

[Himu]

I have doubts PD has a 7 inch penis after using the term vagina monologues.

You won't have any doubts when I get you on your back, feet in the air as I bust that ass. Gonna use your dick as a joystick while I'm at it.
(Image removed from quote.)

Please newsfeed.

[StealthFan]

Late 90's was dominated by shiny suits. Puffy had that shit on lock. Then the "Come With me" video premiered and people were like

By the time "Bad Boys For Life" rolled around everyone was like 

[Phoenix Dark]

Jeezy been trash, but I remember when that first album dropped and everyone thought it was classic. Dark days, brehs. 

I like maybe 3 Jeezy songs

[Phoenix Dark]

(Image removed from quote.) all those gay ass duets with Akon

breh this was fire

[nudemacusers]

akon's music sucks ass but he has nice ebony skin and a bbc

[Himu]

Those necklaces.

[Phoenix Dark]

I can't hate on Akon, he has done great things for chocolate men worldwide.

[Shadow Mod]

complaining about skinny jeans in 2013 means you were in a cultural coma for a decade. a whole decade. ten years. something only a corny dad or uncle could be proud of.

same dudes probably opining about how women don't get them

[nudemacusers]

akon's music sucks ass but he has nice ebony skin and a bbc

I think Wrath hates Akon for similar reasons as me; for whatever reason his music is  absurdly popular among brown people and thus i've been overexposed. I don't know why exactly, probably the cheesy synths and corny loooooveee uuuu guuuuuurllll subject matter. I can't stand that shit.

i haven't clubbed hard in a long time but it's like t-pain, right?

[nudemacusers]

i see, t-pain was awful

however, in love with a stripper sounded great on mushrooms tbh

[Atramental]

I bet a lot of shit sounds great on shrooms.

Also, I need to befriend some physcadellic types soon cause gotdamn I need to have a shroom experience before I leave this earth.

[nudemacusers]

ask someone who smokes a lot of weed, they'll usually know a dude, or know a dude who knows a dude. or know a dude who knows a dude's brother.


and no , there are some bads on shrooms. mostly lights.

[Great Rumbler]

Let's not act like the 90's wasn't ridiculous and silly in its own way:

[nudemacusers]

90s was filled with homo-code bandanas, easy-access carpenter jeans and fuck-me tims. not buying this masculine retcon at all.

[Atramental]

Atramental, you should never be allowed to take shrooms. I'm certain you would mentally collapse in on yourself, like a deranged neutron star. I can see it now, 8 hours of you pooping on a toilet looking at the tiles on the floor breathe.

This sounds highly likely.

And I don't think the bore needs another Martin Raperman on its hands. One is plenty.

ask someone who smokes a lot of weed, they'll usually know a dude, or know a dude who knows a dude. or know a dude who knows a dude's brother.


and no , there are some bads on shrooms. mostly lights.

I know one guy that might be able to hook me up.

We weren't on best terms during high school, though. Probably because of his family issues and me being a super stuck up self righteous twat.
He befriended me on facebook a couple of months ago. Maybe when I'm not up to my fat butt cheeks in website mockups I'll see if he could hook me up with something...

Maybe I'll go the MDMA route?

[nudemacusers]

x is cool and all but nothing like a deep psychedelic trip.

[Your Stalker]

wasn't nwa wearing skinny jeans back in the late 80s anyway

[ToxicAdam]

x is cool and all but nothing like a deep psychedelic trip.

I disagree. If you're in a bad place emotionally or psychologically, a deep trip can really fuck you up for a couple months.

There's no real worry about that happening with MDMA/X. I guess shrooms fall into that same category, but at 'safe doses' I find them more a diversion than anything really memorable.

[Himu]

This guy is an utter dick.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95105569&postcount=411

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95107393&postcount=429

[nudemacusers]

x is cool and all but nothing like a deep psychedelic trip.

I disagree. If you're in a bad place emotionally or psychologically, a deep trip can really fuck you up for a couple months.

There's no real worry about that happening with MDMA/X.

true, but I didn't say it would necessarily be fun . And yeah, I don't think I've ever heard of someone not enjoying themselves on mdma. just make sure not to be at home atra, there is no hiding that.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95111485&postcount=181

First, I would write the names of one of the girls who rejected me. I'd dictate that she emotionally and sexually pleasure me for two weeks before hanging herself. It would be closure. To make it as least suspicious as possible, she would kill herself at least a week after having last seen me, and I would somehow try to make it seem like an accident. Blown out tire or something. Heart attack would also work since it doesn't automatically lead to thoughts of foul play. I'd probably do this to multiple girls (these other girls would have to be strangers). Maybe once every few months, and in different cities.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95111485&postcount=181

First, I would write the names of one of the girls who rejected me. I'd dictate that she emotionally and sexually pleasure me for two weeks before hanging herself. It would be closure. To make it as least suspicious as possible, she would kill herself at least a week after having last seen me, and I would somehow try to make it seem like an accident. Blown out tire or something. Heart attack would also work since it doesn't automatically lead to thoughts of foul play. I'd probably do this to multiple girls (these other girls would have to be strangers). Maybe once every few months, and in different cities.

*picks up phone*
Hello, is this the FBI?

[Atramental]

HOLY CRAP 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Oh wow, need to save that for posterity:

First, I would write the names of one of the girls who rejected me. I'd dictate that she emotionally and sexually pleasure me for two weeks before hanging herself. It would be closure. To make it as least suspicious as possible, she would kill herself at least a week after having last seen me, and I would somehow try to make it seem like an accident. Blown out tire or something. Heart attack would also work since it doesn't automatically lead to thoughts of foul play. I'd probably do this to multiple girls (these other girls would have to be strangers). Maybe once every few months, and in different cities.

Secondly, I would dictate that Justin Bieber go on a twitter/facebook rampage crying about how he has no real talent before slitting his throat. For kicks and the gaf reactions.

It would be unwise to kill a lot of people. People would start to notice shit. Sure, it would be extremely extremely hard to be caught, but it might get to the point where you crush modern society's communication infrastructure because too many people are afraid to get on tv or circulate their name on the net. Also people would try to frame others. Bait that they think you would take if you happen to have some sort of criteria for killing people (i.e. famed criminals). I would kill a "bad person" maybe once a year, and not in the same manner of course.

Thirdly, I would try and find someone rich to get money from. Somehow I would convince them to give me cash incognito, and then off themselves. It's the kind of crime that cleans up after itself. I would keep the cash for myself and not tell family. I would get a modest apartment in another city and get a job waiting tables or something while actually being fucking loaded. I feel bad for the customers who would give me a hard time. I would take mental note of the names on their credit cards when checking them out. No tip? Gave me mouth? Oh well, it's gonna suck for your kids to only have one parent

Finally, I would kill Motomu Toriyama for giving us Final Fantasy XIII. Honor and shame are huge parts of Japanese culture, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

They won't be able to get away with deleting that post and pretending it never happened!

[Tasty]

Even Light Yagami wasn't that fucked up, and he was fuuuucked up.

Last sentence makes it sound like an elaborate troll though.

[Himu]

Death Note anime and manga start out amazingly well and are extremely refreshing. Then half way it turns to shit. Watch/read until that jump shark moment and consider that the true ending.

[Tasty]

Death Note anime and manga start out amazingly well and are extremely refreshing. Then half way it turns to shit. Watch/read until that jump shark moment and consider that the true ending.

Shit is a bit strong, I enjoyed seeing... how things played out. First part is definitely the best though.

[Phoenix Dark]

Was Death Note worth watching, btw? The premise sounds amazing.

Starts amazing then turns to utter shit. I still haven't finished it. Last ep I saw was the 20th.

[Stoney Mason]

If it had ended at episode 25 I think Death Note would be an amazing dark fun anime which is quite rare. The last 12 episodes kind of ruin it so I just like to pretend those don't exist.

[Himu]

Was death note artifically extended because of editorial nagging? It would make sense, given that the second half is pure shit and the author spent a good time meta-bitching about it in Bakuman.

It was hugely popular at the time. You know how big Attack on Titan is with anime fans now? Deathnote was like that. Before there even was an anime version. Editors forcing him to extend the story makes total fiscal and "creative" sense. Sounds like the good ol Akira Toriyama situation.

[fistfulofmetal]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anime is for jerks.

[Himu]

To this day I have not completed Deathnote manga and I've never seen a single episode of the anime. I stopped reading it in 2005. Someone spoil it for me.

[Purple Filth]

Was Death Note worth watching, btw? The premise sounds amazing.

first half was great for what it was, second half was a steaming pile of shit

[Stoney Mason]

To this day I have not completed Deathnote manga and I've never seen a single episode of the anime. I stopped reading it in 2005. Someone spoil it for me.

Since somebody is asking about watching it maybe just go look it up so no accidents happen. Just saying.

[Himu]

We have spoiler tags, hun, but will do.

[Tasty]

To this day I have not completed Deathnote manga and I've never seen a single episode of the anime. I stopped reading it in 2005. Someone spoil it for me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ryuk writes Light's name in his Death Note. The end.

[close]

[Purple Filth]

To this day I have not completed Deathnote manga and I've never seen a single episode of the anime. I stopped reading it in 2005. Someone spoil it for me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ryuk writes Light's name in his Death Note. The end.

[close]

that was actually the best part of that second half

[Phoenix Dark]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anime is for jerks.

I've only watched one to completion (Berserk). My brother had me watch Death Note last year but I just couldn't finish it.

however, there's a female character in it that you'd love.

[Himu]

You have also seen the greatest anime of all time, Phoenix. But you forgot.

[Phoenix Dark]

I still don't understand why they can't continue it


I read it's super popular, still sells well, and considering how mature a lot of anime is why can't it be adapted to show the later stuff. I've already dipped a toe into phaggotry, I can't afford to dive in (ie read manga).

[Himu]

So Berserk is good?

Yes. The anime tells the a flashback and extremely small part of the manga story. It is worth watching as a gateway to Berserk, but isn't a complete Berserk experience. Berserk stands as one of the most influential comic books in the last 20 years, so yes, it is good.

[Stoney Mason]

whoops wrong thead.

[Phoenix Dark]

You have also seen the greatest anime of all time, Phoenix. But you forgot.

Sailor Moon? I used to watch it every Saturday, but I doubt I've seen a third of the episodes.

[Himu]

I still don't understand why they can't continue it


I read it's super popular, still sells well, and considering how mature a lot of anime is why can't it be adapted to show the later stuff. I've already dipped a toe into phaggotry, I can't afford to dive in (ie read manga).

The content in the manga is...not palpable for Japanese television. It IS for ovas and films. However, doing the sheer amount of content Berserk has accumulated in film or ova is massively expensive. However, they are doing the non-Golden Age parts. The fourth film will be the first non Golden Age animated Berserk.

[Great Rumbler]

Was death note artifically extended because of editorial nagging? It would make sense, given that the second half is pure shit and the author spent a good time meta-bitching about it in Bakuman.

You know how big Attack on Titan is with anime fans now?

And speaking of Attack on Titan, the author admitted recently that he's already changing the ending because he doesn't want to upset all the new fans that were brought in by the anime.

[Himu]

You have also seen the greatest anime of all time, Phoenix. But you forgot.

Sailor Moon? I used to watch it every Saturday, but I doubt I've seen a third of the episodes.

Was death note artifically extended because of editorial nagging? It would make sense, given that the second half is pure shit and the author spent a good time meta-bitching about it in Bakuman.

You know how big Attack on Titan is with anime fans now?

And speaking of Attack on Titan, the author admitted recently that he's already changing the ending because he doesn't want to upset all the new fans that were brought in by the anime.

Oda would never do this

[Tasty]

To this day I have not completed Deathnote manga and I've never seen a single episode of the anime. I stopped reading it in 2005. Someone spoil it for me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ryuk writes Light's name in his Death Note. The end.

[close]

that was actually the best part of that second half

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Great Rumbler]

You have also seen the greatest anime of all time, Phoenix. But you forgot.

PD's seen Excel Saga?