Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[benjipwns]

"So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

At this point I think we need two gaf threads....probably gaming and ot.....?? think about it. This is because I get enough jackasses talking up the nintendo/PS v XB pros and cons over there to fill my day, do we really need to spread that plague here?

[thisismyusername]

If you can't ignore it, I dunno what to tell you Zack.

[thisismyusername]

Derrick's tag.  Ice-cold from whichever mod changed it. 

[Tasty]

Derrick's tag.  Ice-cold from whichever mod changed it. 

Omfg

Best tag in years.

[Atramental]

"When I reach the end of my life, I will be deeply depressed about how much time I spent focusing on the things I hate. In the mean time, I'm here to remind you how much I hate everything. Let me tell you about Dishonored..."

[Phoenix Dark]

At this point I think we need two gaf threads....probably gaming and ot.....?? think about it. This is because I get enough jackasses talking up the nintendo/PS v XB pros and cons over there to fill my day, do we really need to spread that plague here?

Better yet, each poster should be allowed to ban two posters from participating in this thread, daily. That alone would get rid of worthless posts from gaming tards and all the "hur dur check out this dumb post" crap.

[Shaka Khan]

Or let's just ban all the wankers posting OT links.

[benjipwns]

At this point I think we need two gaf threads....probably gaming and ot.....?? think about it. This is because I get enough jackasses talking up the nintendo/PS v XB pros and cons over there to fill my day, do we really need to spread that plague here?

Looks like somebody got an Xbone under the tree from Santa instead of joining the soaring numbers of gamers who will be playing an endless hit parade of titles like Wonderful 101, Bayonetta 2, Wind Waker HD, Hyrule Warriors and the gamepad enhanced versions of true next gen titles like Project CARS and Watch Dogs. Not to mention fantastic multimedia entertainment through services like Hulu Plus, Netflix and Amazon Instant Video which can only be controlled with a Wii U Gamepad exclusively on the Wii U.

[pilonv1]

Derrick's tag.  Ice-cold from whichever mod changed it. 

Longest tag ever?

[Polyh3dron]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=740626

Am I the only one who has noticed a huge increase in "I DON'T LIKE THING" threads lately?  It's kind of funny.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=740626

Am I the only one who has noticed a huge increase in "I DON'T LIKE THING" threads lately?  It's kind of funny.

Reminds me a lot of what Amir0x did as a mod: "I hate X, prove me wrong!"  Then you'd have a bunch of jackasses try to convince him otherwise or tell him why x game is really good, instead of telling him to fuck off/ignore him like they should have.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=740626

Am I the only one who has noticed a huge increase in "I DON'T LIKE THING" threads lately?  It's kind of funny.

It's funnier how angry people are at him.

[Boogie]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=740626

Am I the only one who has noticed a huge increase in "I DON'T LIKE THING" threads lately?  It's kind of funny.

You banned again, Poly?

[king of the internet]

Derrick's tag.  Ice-cold from whichever mod changed it. 

It's good but it should have just said something like "don't bother ever taking me seriously".

At this point I think we need two gaf threads....probably gaming and ot.....?? think about it. This is because I get enough jackasses talking up the nintendo/PS v XB pros and cons over there to fill my day, do we really need to spread that plague here?

Better yet, each poster should be allowed to ban two posters from participating in this thread, daily. That alone would get rid of worthless posts from gaming tards and all the "hur dur check out this dumb post" crap.

Wait...isn't that like, the whole point of this thread? I'm confused.

[Cascade]

  Paedophile Defence Force 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=94849405&postcount=86

At least he got banned.

[ToxicAdam]

All you need to do is pull the hair back and put makeup on the pre-teen one and you can say "I swear officer, she looked 13!"

What a sad fuck.

[Broseidon]

Redditor spotted

[StealthFan]

mods help

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't give a shit what the laws say, the idea of doing anything with a 13yo is disgusting. Even if it was legal you'd still be involved with a CHILD. Jeez...

Leper everyone

[Eel O'Brian]

We don't need another thread. That's how shit spreads. And how you get ants.

[benjipwns]

Attraction to a 13 year old adolescent is called Hebephilia. For example:

This is illegal in most English speaking nations, but legal in many Latin speaking nations like Spain.

SHOCKER: the universe doesn't revolve around your particular nation's social values one way or the other.

I thought they were using some other word like ephebephilia or something?

a primary or exclusive sexual interest in pubescent individuals approximately 11–14 years old – approximate because age of onset of puberty varies. Hebephilia differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the sexual preference for individuals in later adolescence,[1][2] and differs from pedophilia,[2] which refers to the sexual preference for prepubescent children 13 years of age or younger.[3][4][5] However, some definitions of chronophilias show some overlap between pedophilia, hebephilia and ephebophilia;[2] for example, the ICD-10 includes early pubertal age in its definition of pedophilia,[6] and some definitions of ephebophilia include mid-pubescents aged 14 to late pubescents aged 16 (for girls) or 18 (for boys).

A 2009 research paper by Ray Blanchard and colleagues indicated that, based on penile plethysmographs, sex offenders could be grouped according to the sexual maturity of individuals they found most attractive (because ages are not a specific indication of adolescent sexual development, Blanchard used stimuli with a Tanner scale rating of 1 on essentially all measures to evaluate hebephilic offenders while adult control stimuli all had a Tanner rating of 5).

penile plethysmographs 

Blanchard suggested the criteria be split into pedophilia as sexually attracted to prepubescent children who are generally younger than 11, and hebephilia as sexual attraction to pubescent children, generally 11–14 years old. What DSM-IV called pedophilia would instead be termed pedohebephilia, with pedophilic and hebephilic sub-types ...  The altered wording (from "prepubescent" to "prepubescent and pubescent") and reference age (from a maximum age of 13 to 14) would change how pedophilia was diagnosed to include victims with Tanner scale ratings of 2 or 3 who had developed some secondary sexual characteristics.
...
Karen Franklin has criticized use of the term hebephilia for pathologizing and criminalizing a "widespread and, indeed, evolutionarily adaptive" sexual attraction of homosexual and heterosexual males who, across cultures and throughout history "tend to prefer youthful partners who are at the peak of both beauty and reproductive fertility".
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Blanchard responded to Franklin's comment in a letter to the editor, noting that presumably Franklin's "adaptationist argument" applied only to heterosexual males, as homosexual hebephilia would have no reproductive advantages. Blanchard then cited recent research he had conducted regarding the alleged reproductive success of hebephiles, pedophiles and teleiophiles (individuals attracted primarily or exclusively to adults).
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Professor of social work Jerome Wakefield described the inclusion as an inappropriate extension of the existing well-validated category of pedophilia, which would carry significant risk of false positives, and ignored the large qualitative distinctions between prepubescent children and sexually mature pubescents. He summarized his discussion with the statement "it appears that the hebephilia proposal is one where criminality and social disapproval are being confused with mental disorder".
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In a letter to the editor, sexologist, lawyer, and gender identity specialist Richard Green questioned whether sexual attraction to pubescent sexual partners was a mental health issue, analogizing the proposal to the decision to include homosexuality in earlier versions of the DSM which turned a sexual orientation into a mental disorder.

nope nope nope nope nooooope nope nope

[Atramental]

Check your privilege non-Hebephiles. 

[Joe Molotov]

Check your privilege non-Hebephiles. 

I swear I thought she was 1000 years old!

[benjipwns]

That's a good point Joe, these cistemporal scum are so blinded by linear aging privilege they don't take into account the temporal identity of these potentially experienced women.

[Great Rumbler]

Let's ditch all the unnecessary descriptors and just call them what they are: massive creepers.

[Rufus]

I love the first sentence.

Putting aside everyone's personal moral stance on age of consent and vigilantism, the facts are plain and simple:

Morality, vigilantism, why having a hard on for children is messed uuup... You know, put that aside for a moment.

[StealthFan]

What got Dookake banned? I wonder if that taco will come back after such a shock to his system, or if Lore gave him an alt.

[Phoenix Dark]

Fuck that atheist swine.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

What got Dookake banned? I wonder if that taco will come back after such a shock to his system, or if Lore gave him an alt.

He gets banned every now and then but the bans are always lifted or they are light slaps on the wrist.

I guess when you hook up EviLore with some pussy, you get some privileges other gaffers don't normally get.

[Joe Molotov]

What got Dookake banned? I wonder if that taco will come back after such a shock to his system, or if Lore gave him an alt.

He gets banned every now and then but the bans are always lifted or they are light slaps on the wrist.

I guess when you hook up EviLore with some pussy, you get some privileges other gaffers don't normally get.

Lore banged his sister?

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=740629

 


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=94869664&postcount=214

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=740629

 

Based Compa-chan 

[Atramental]

A seal simulating a flaccid to erect penis? 

Now I've seen everything. 

[Shadow Mod]

Wonder how many anime av replies are all up on dis.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't know if it's particularly better than the faces are childlike and the bodies are "mature."

[Himu]

That doesn't take away from his point, Ruzbeh. This of course, doesn't stop him from being an anime jacker, but hey we all have our fetishes.

[Shadow Mod]

That doesn't take away from his point, Ruzbeh. This of course, doesn't stop him from being an anime jacker, but hey we all have our fetishes.

Oh jeez here we go.

[Shadow Mod]

et tu himu?

My Little Syphilis

[Himu]

Yeah, better look down on others constantly. Much better for mental well being. You don't give a fuck about those fap animu games, I don't give a fuck about those fap animu games, why would anyone give a fuck about fap animu games? It doesn't harm me, and it doesn't impact others. Let them fap. I looked at that games cover and just lol'd irl then I clicked away. I didn't spend any mental exhaustion trying to make myself feel better than other people because they look to shoot spunk to cartoons.

Get over yourself.

[nudemacusers]

dat thread

[Your Stalker]

Himu jacked it to hentai before, it's pretty obvious.

I can't respect anyone who hasn't. 

[Himu]

Fuck yes, I have. Sometimes you want something different and well animated hentai delivers something you could never possibly get within the limitations of real live actors. See how I could admit that without a single hint of shame? Fuck off.

[Your Stalker]

sohh you're gonna pretend you never bust a nut to some hentai ever?

(Image removed from quote.)

I never got a boner or wanted to fuck a chick in a cartoon or videogame if I'm being honest, it's always been porn or a good spread in the Seers catalogue.

Fuck yes, I have. Sometimes you want something different and well animated hentai delivers something you could never possibly get within the limitations of real live actors. See how I could admit that without a single hint of shame? Fuck off.

 

So you're still in the closet? It's a good thing the bore is accepting of your kind of people.

[Himu]

Wrath needs to get on that Taimanin Asagi.

[fistfulofmetal]

Sometimes you want something different and well animated hentai delivers something you could never possibly get within the limitations of real live actors.

guess what sometimes something weird is bubbling around in your gut and you want to celebrate by jerking off to cartoon characters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Rufus]

i'm not sure the sears catalog is less embarrassing an admission than teasing the weasel to cartoons tbh

What? Nonsense. OK, maybe for the internet generation. But before that? You take what you can get. Spanking it to lingerie sections in mail order catalogues gave me an, uh, appreciation for stockings.

[nudemacusers]

ride of the valkeryie

[Rufus]

Maka Maka
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Maka-Maka/001?id=80677 

[fistfulofmetal]

Just keep this in mind: Anime is for jerks.

[Himu]

Just keep this in mind: Anime is for jerks.

[fistfulofmetal]

you got something to say motherfucker

[Himu]

check this out then it's by the same people. no tentacles.



http://xhamster.com/movies/1951770/kangoku_cannon_hmv.html

[fistfulofmetal]

weirdo

[Himu]

Be honest, Fist. This gif turns you on.

http://i.imgur.com/YSWJU.gif

 

[fistfulofmetal]

you of all people know i'm not into body types like that.

edit: and you call yourself my 'friend' smh.

[Himu]

you're right, i'm sorry

her breasts are way too huge and she's too curvy. I'm sorry

[Shadow Mod]

devo's not-so-subtle racist attitudes towards the japanese bubble up yet again

girl pls

as if that market isn't filled to the brim with fucked up people of all races

[Rahxephon91]

[Your Stalker]

devo's not-so-subtle racist attitudes towards the japanese bubble up yet again

girl pls

as if that market isn't filled to the brim with fucked up people of all races

if someone bought you a dragon dildo would you use it?