Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[ToxicAdam]

Growing up I used to think that sucking dick for drug money was the lowest you could sink to as a human being.

But now I know it's getting into physical altercations over things said on the internet.

[nudemacusers]

i just want to say mumei is a shining beacon of virtue in an era of darkness

[Shadow Mod]

I learned some years ago it was the things people will do IRL for pixels in WoW.

[StealthFan]

It's like when the lowly lackey pulls a gun in corporate headquarters after years of abuse. After stalking his way to the big cheese, he stares in the trembling CEO's eyes thinking that victory is upon him. He thinks "Now you'll regret how you treated me and wish you never underestimated what I was capable of". In the lackey's mind worlds are colliding and everything has been building to this moment. Comeuppance is finally at hand.

The CEO, vanilla frappe and the sweat of supermodel pussy still on his lips, squints. He wonders, oh so softly lest the psychopathic fuckwit in front of him can read  minds...."Who are you?"

[helios]

It's like when the lowly lackey pulls a gun in corporate headquarters after years of abuse. After stalking his way to the big cheese, he stares in the trembling CEO's eyes thinking that victory is upon him. He thinks "Now you'll regret how you treated me and wish you never underestimated what I was capable of". In the lackey's mind worlds are colliding and everything has been building to this moment. Comeuppance is finally at hand.

The CEO, vanilla frappe and the sweat of supermodel pussy still on his lips, squints. He wonders, oh so softly lest the psychopathic fuckwit in front of him can read  minds...."Who are you?"

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=101003819&postcount=8651

 

[tiesto]

Wow, Blackace demodded?  Who is left from the old GAF days now?  Just john tv, who never does anything mod-related anyway?

Whoa, that's pretty unexpected. I thought he was a decent guy but was one of those people who saw malicious racism in even the slightest accidental off-the-cuff remark.

[doctavius bonbon]

The threads aren't exactly insular. They just have a personality their own. People of different ideals and lives all inhabit them. Pop-Gaf gives me a headache, but I wouldn't go into those threads. I don't click or have interest in the subject, but I don't think they'd kick me out if I wanted to be like that clique.

Fucking Tyler just is socially distinguished mentally-challenged and never learned normal interactions, so "insular" means "i can't fit in" to him.

Why is calling EviLore by his first name even a thing? 

Am I the only one who finds this slightly weird?

[archnemesis]

It's very weird indeed.

[etiolate]

i call pd by his first name *shrug*

[archnemesis]

Wouldn't using his last name be more appropriate? Unless you know him on a personal level.

[Your Stalker]

It's like when the lowly lackey pulls a gun in corporate headquarters after years of abuse. After stalking his way to the big cheese, he stares in the trembling CEO's eyes thinking that victory is upon him. He thinks "Now you'll regret how you treated me and wish you never underestimated what I was capable of". In the lackey's mind worlds are colliding and everything has been building to this moment. Comeuppance is finally at hand.

The CEO, vanilla frappe and the sweat of supermodel pussy still on his lips, squints. He wonders, oh so softly lest the psychopathic fuckwit in front of him can read  minds...."Who are you?"

Feel like this has gotten to the point where I should clarify something. Basically this whole shtick is just something that amuses me. I also find amusement in making faux-psychotic posts. But none of this is anything that I take particularly seriously.

We believe you brah. Don't worry.

[Rufus]

Why is calling EviLore by his first name even a thing? 

Am I the only one who finds this slightly weird?

A bit, yeah. The internet doesn't obscure meatspace ettiquette all that much. He's basically Tyler EvilLore. Until you've reached a certain degree of familiarity, you stay 'formal' and stick to whatever silly internet name people chose for themselves as if it were their real last name, even if their real names are public knowledge. Don't and you run the risk of looking tactless or maybe even disrespectful. I suppose the lines can blurr when you've interacted with someone enough that it becomes OK to act as if a formal introduction had taken place the way they would outside the internet, or in more private chats maybe.

Hm. I bet there are a bunch of sociologoy papers out there that deal with this stuff.

[Rufus]

Wouldn't using his last name be more appropriate? Unless you know him on a personal level.

"Mr. Malka" would be much weirder.

[Rufus]

Hm. Good point. Let me adjust my model then.

Nickname > diminutive based on nickname > real name > diminutive based on real name OR nickname used instead of diminutive based on real name

[Rufus]

I haven't read him, but social circumstance dictates I nod smugly for likes.

[etiolate]

they're just names, don't over think it

People who really don't want to be called by their actual name will keep that stuff private.

[demi]

demi vindicated

Just read all of this. Thank you. Fuck Blackace. Racist fuck.

[Shadow Mod]

I missed some old school drama fo sho.

[Broseidon]

Wouldn't using his last name be more appropriate? Unless you know him on a personal level.

No?

[El Babua]

I bet he prefers certain mods to call him Massa Malka.

[helios]

I bet he prefers certain mods to call him Massa Malka.

Do you think he has them recreate Song of the South?

[tiesto]

i don't know, some of us use real names on here.  most of us would prefer to stay anonymous-ish, though.  tyler/evilore pretty obviously doesn't.  using someone's last name alone just sounds like you're angry at them, and i'm not calling anyone who was in grade school when i was graduating high school "mr." unless they're paying me a lot of money.

Yeah, I've noticed on here people usually call everyone else by their usernames... even though quite a few of us are FB friends and/or have met in real life. On another forum I go to, tranceaddict.com, the regulars call each other by their first name. I guess it really just depends on the board...

[Phoenix Dark]

It depends on the name. Official, square sounding first names get used as a joke. I called Cheebs by his first name, on the forum or in the bed.

And people here have derided my name for 8 years. It's a strong Roman name, you fucks.

[Himu]

It depends on the name. Official, square sounding first names get used as a joke. I called Cheebs by his first name, on the forum or in the bed.

And people here have derided my name for 8 years. It's a strong Roman name, you fucks.

[headwalk]

It's like when the lowly lackey pulls a gun in corporate headquarters after years of abuse. After stalking his way to the big cheese, he stares in the trembling CEO's eyes thinking that victory is upon him. He thinks "Now you'll regret how you treated me and wish you never underestimated what I was capable of". In the lackey's mind worlds are colliding and everything has been building to this moment. Comeuppance is finally at hand.

The CEO, vanilla frappe and the sweat of supermodel pussy still on his lips, squints. He wonders, oh so softly lest the psychopathic fuckwit in front of him can read  minds...."Who are you?"

Feel like this has gotten to the point where I should clarify something. Basically this whole shtick is just something that amuses me. I also find amusement in making faux-psychotic posts. But none of this is anything that I take particularly seriously.

heh, i remember when you pulled this card out half way through the linger thread too, only to continue embarrassing yourself for another ten pages.

the intent says one thing, the persistence says something else.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It's like when the lowly lackey pulls a gun in corporate headquarters after years of abuse. After stalking his way to the big cheese, he stares in the trembling CEO's eyes thinking that victory is upon him. He thinks "Now you'll regret how you treated me and wish you never underestimated what I was capable of". In the lackey's mind worlds are colliding and everything has been building to this moment. Comeuppance is finally at hand.

The CEO, vanilla frappe and the sweat of supermodel pussy still on his lips, squints. He wonders, oh so softly lest the psychopathic fuckwit in front of him can read  minds...."Who are you?"

Feel like this has gotten to the point where I should clarify something. Basically this whole shtick is just something that amuses me. I also find amusement in making faux-psychotic posts. But none of this is anything that I take particularly seriously.

heh, i remember when you pulled this card out half way through the linger thread too, only to continue embarrassing yourself for another ten pages.

the intent says one thing, the persistence says something else.

Yep.  Maybe AWESOME-O should stop "joking around" about melting down every other thread.  I'm sure it will be our loss but we will try to get over it somehow.

[StealthFan]

But he is the puppetmaster guys!!! He just rolls with da punches!

[Cascade]

Since people frequently complain about non-GAF forums in here anyway, can I just say that the Bore gaming side is currently worse to read than the current post- next gen launch GAF gaming side. It's being ruined by awful posters like Methodis, Third and Lagerless who are posting sub November 2013 level GAF posts.

[Great Rumbler]

Since people frequently complain about non-GAF forums in here anyway, can I just say that the Bore gaming side is currently worse to read than the current post- next gen launch GAF gaming side. It's being ruined by awful posters like Methodis, Third and Lagerless who are posting sub November 2013 level GAF posts.

Stop reading the sales thread. Problem solved.

[Great Rumbler]

[Tasty]

It's like when the lowly lackey pulls a gun in corporate headquarters after years of abuse. After stalking his way to the big cheese, he stares in the trembling CEO's eyes thinking that victory is upon him. He thinks "Now you'll regret how you treated me and wish you never underestimated what I was capable of". In the lackey's mind worlds are colliding and everything has been building to this moment. Comeuppance is finally at hand.

The CEO, vanilla frappe and the sweat of supermodel pussy still on his lips, squints. He wonders, oh so softly lest the psychopathic fuckwit in front of him can read  minds...."Who are you?"

Feel like this has gotten to the point where I should clarify something. Basically this whole shtick is just something that amuses me. I also find amusement in making faux-psychotic posts. But none of this is anything that I take particularly seriously.

heh, i remember when you pulled this card out half way through the linger thread too, only to continue embarrassing yourself for another ten pages.

the intent says one thing, the persistence says something else.

Yep.  Maybe AWESOME-O should stop "joking around" about melting down every other thread.  I'm sure it will be our loss but we will try to get over it somehow.

Don't make the mistake of thinking I want to discuss bullshit like this seriously

[StealthFan]

AWESOME-O is one of those dudes that should be on OA, but probably couldn't handle being on OA.

[Shaka Khan]

Oh don't get me wrong. I would absolutely get a huge kick out of seeing Dwight Howard's left knee crumple like tin foil, or seeing Ichirou (you probably don't know him) castrated with a grapefruit spoon. But it's not some all-consuming obsession like you might have thought. I don't think about this stuff all day, maybe an hour or two a day tops. Maybe three on a weekend when football isn't on.

[brob]

AWESOME-O is one of those dudes that should be on OA, but probably couldn't handle being on OA.

yes, he is quite similar to Ichirou in that regard.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=770099

it begins...

[Himu]

If you see a white person walking towards you on the sidewalk GET OFF THE SIDEWALK AND WALK IN THE STREET. I'm serious.

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=770099

it begins...

White people never have to worry about such things thus proving their superiority.

[Broseidon]

black people: hey please stop murdering us and shit

white people:

[Oblivion]

black people: hey please stop murdering us and shit  (Image removed from quote.)

white people:

Fixed.

[nudemacusers]

why do black people think about race all the time? if you move on and let it go it won't be an issue anymore.

[Phoenix Dark]

It's like when the lowly lackey pulls a gun in corporate headquarters after years of abuse. After stalking his way to the big cheese, he stares in the trembling CEO's eyes thinking that victory is upon him. He thinks "Now you'll regret how you treated me and wish you never underestimated what I was capable of". In the lackey's mind worlds are colliding and everything has been building to this moment. Comeuppance is finally at hand.

The CEO, vanilla frappe and the sweat of supermodel pussy still on his lips, squints. He wonders, oh so softly lest the psychopathic fuckwit in front of him can read  minds...."Who are you?"

Feel like this has gotten to the point where I should clarify something. Basically this whole shtick is just something that amuses me. I also find amusement in making faux-psychotic posts. But none of this is anything that I take particularly seriously.

heh, i remember when you pulled this card out half way through the linger thread too, only to continue embarrassing yourself for another ten pages.

the intent says one thing, the persistence says something else.

Oh don't get me wrong. I would absolutely get a huge kick out of seeing Dwight Howard's left knee crumple like tin foil, or seeing Ichirou (you probably don't know him) castrated with a grapefruit spoon. But it's not some all-consuming obsession like you might have thought. I don't think about this stuff all day, maybe an hour or two a day tops. Maybe three on a weekend when football isn't on.

I'm still stunned Ichirou was President Soetoro on Opa Ages

that was some serious Clark Kent/Superman shit, just for evil instead of for good.

[Oblivion]

White people never have to worry about such things thus proving their superiority.

aren't you a brown guy?

My people are generally brown, but I'm pretty light skinned.

And even if I was, so what? It's called giving credit where credit is due, son. Think about it. Without White people, we would never have something like Breaking Bad.

[nudemacusers]

oblivion if you are truly a light-skinned brown i am willing to endorse your application for whiteness. it seems like the right thing to do, as someone did that for me years ago and my quality of life has improved immensely. pay it forward brehs.

[Phoenix Dark]

White people never have to worry about such things thus proving their superiority.

aren't you a brown guy?

Maybe he's one of them Persian fucks. You're white...yea, my ass, dune coon.

[nudemacusers]

er, yeah, before i promise to cosign what kind of brown are we talking? i only ask because I really dislike arabs.

[Himu]

What if he was born via c-section

[Oblivion]

Indian brown.

I ain't no turrist.

[nudemacusers]

What if he was born via c-section

can you perform a c-section using nothing but a scimitar, gold necklaces, edit: a turban, and nose grease?

[Broseidon]

Persians

[nudemacusers]

too hairy 

thick shafts doe

[Broseidon]

I meant the women

[Your Stalker]

same shit applies

[Oblivion]

I meant the women

So did nudemacusers.


EDIT: FUCK YOU, STALKER!

[Your Stalker]

[Shadow Mod]

Freenude should just trim and shave them, keep the clippings and make some avant garde coat or dress out of the strands.

[StealthFan]

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[nudemacusers]

Freenude should just trim and shave them, keep the clippings and make some avant garde coat or dress out of the strands.

[Your Stalker]

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[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=101085290&postcount=919

NEVER FORGET