Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5498233 times)

the bore does look pretty bad if you only ever look in this thread, and since most visitors from gaf who come here are only looking for gaf-related things or their own damned name, it tends to be the only thread they ever look in.

Or if you consider Awesom-O's post representative of the collective.

(It's not)

parallax · « **Reply #32774 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:57:34 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 11, 2014, 12:13:59 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111445744&postcount=9995

gaf dickriding is still hilarious

benjipwns · « **Reply #32775 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:09:13 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 11, 2014, 01:45:29 AM

Contrast this to say oscar, who uses power punching counters in the pocket ala Joe Louis to batter unsuspecting foes from post to post after they say something the wrong way.

With great power comes great responsibility.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32776 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:27:48 AM »

I'll admit I do/did troll more extensively in this thread and like Nintendo threads on the video game side but I've always considered everything else to be so blatantly tounge-in-cheek and overflowing with sarcasm that nobody could take it seriously. And I always try to insert a tell phrase or word.

Ain't gonna lie though that when what I think is a clear joke results in 15 quotes there's not a little fun.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32777 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:30:19 AM »

Oscar's method puts them in their place, I always have some hopeful fascination that somebody is going to square the circle and blow my mind. Because I'm an idiot.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #32778 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:38:15 AM »

I don't know about you guys, but I enjoy finishing my blows with cigars.

StealthFan · « **Reply #32779 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:42:43 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2014, 02:38:15 AM

I don't know about you guys, but I enjoy finishing my blows with cigars.

Your dick looks like a cigar, taco.

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Tasty · « **Reply #32780 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:16:40 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on May 11, 2014, 03:10:35 AM

I was legit mad for a minute (watching the Kings lose in a bar didn't help), but I just got back from seeing Neighbors, and that movie was funny as hell. Go see that shit.

Rose Byrne

benjipwns · « **Reply #32781 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:09:03 AM »

One of these days there is going to be a thread where someone finds out the girl he's been pining over in class is a big slut who posted a bunch of pictures of herself drinking and making out with gross guys on Facebook despite his texts asking if she wanted to do something and she just said she was busy and this causes an existential crisis about what if the sun explodes tomorrow and life to date was our only legacy, why do we even bother living?

Himu · « **Reply #32782 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:17:00 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on May 10, 2014, 11:19:18 PM

Atra, Raban and Stealthfan, get fucked by spiked dildos, you Shit mongers.

What did they do to you?

benjipwns · « **Reply #32783 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:20:48 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111492679&postcount=172

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You mean the millions upon millions of dollars the church gives to the poor year round every year? The thousands of missionaries that live in poverty in third world countries trying to help those in need? How about the hundreds of schools the Vatican runs in Africa to give those kids a chance?

Go ahead, keep bashing the Catholic Church. I dare you. You have probably spent ten minutes actually researching where the money that the catholics tithes to the church every week goes. And never once do you look into the history of what the church has done besides what popular tv tells you.

I am sick and tired of people slamming the Catholic religion without admitting that they have done great things in the past, and continue to do great things today. You act all high and mighty because think you can get away with it. But I will not stand by as one of the greatest institutions this world has ever known gets layed out.

Look into the past. The Catholic Church has done bad things, yes. But they guided the human race at its darkest hours. It has been responsible for some of the greatest things humanity has ever done.

Religion in general, be it Islam, Judaism, or Catholosism, has been there for everyone when we needed it. They preserved, strived, and encouraged science and our knowledge of the world when everyone looked elsewhere. They have been the cornerstone and crutch of every major empire the western world has known, and many others.

But no, people like you insist of bashing religions every chance they get for a few things. Because fuck history, now is all that matters? Well fuck you. You don't know what you are talking about, and every comment like "When is the church going to" shows it.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32784 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:33:56 AM »

Lead by example by condemning condoms brehs.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #32785 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:00:48 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 11, 2014, 04:20:48 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111492679&postcount=172
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You mean the millions upon millions of dollars the church gives to the poor year round every year? The thousands of missionaries that live in poverty in third world countries trying to help those in need? How about the hundreds of schools the Vatican runs in Africa to give those kids a chance?

Go ahead, keep bashing the Catholic Church. I dare you. You have probably spent ten minutes actually researching where the money that the catholics tithes to the church every week goes. And never once do you look into the history of what the church has done besides what popular tv tells you.

I am sick and tired of people slamming the Catholic religion without admitting that they have done great things in the past, and continue to do great things today. You act all high and mighty because think you can get away with it. But I will not stand by as one of the greatest institutions this world has ever known gets layed out.

Look into the past. The Catholic Church has done bad things, yes. But they guided the human race at its darkest hours. It has been responsible for some of the greatest things humanity has ever done.

Religion in general, be it Islam, Judaism, or Catholosism, has been there for everyone when we needed it. They preserved, strived, and encouraged science and our knowledge of the world when everyone looked elsewhere. They have been the cornerstone and crutch of every major empire the western world has known, and many others.

But no, people like you insist of bashing religions every chance they get for a few things. Because fuck history, now is all that matters? Well fuck you. You don't know what you are talking about, and every comment like "When is the church going to" shows it.

The only times I wish I still had a GAF account was to be able to occasionally shred people.

Boy I would do some shredding on that post.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32786 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:05:42 AM »

I'm just wondering like what is he threatening to do in response? Call the Pope or something?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32787 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:25:01 AM »

Post said shredding so one of us can just post it for you, duh.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #32788 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:36:16 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 11, 2014, 05:25:01 AM

Post said shredding so one of us can just post it for you, duh.

Nah. My righteous anger has already moved to apathy. Plus without even glancing at the thread I'm sure people have already done most of the shredding.

As an atheist, I consider myself fairly tolerant towards religion mainly in the catch more flies/honey mold. But that post was so obnoxious/defensive/wrong on so many points, it would have been the type of post to waste my time on writing a long rebuttal to back in the gaf days. I'm just too lazy nowadays.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32789 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:36:52 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111492019&postcount=132

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The term "restricted interest" is most certainly misleading, but that's how the DSM V talks about it. And indeed, it's nonthreatening because inanimate objects, chemical structures, machines, and, to a somewhat lesser degree, animals all behave in predictable ways. Social interactions are difficult to predict because humans behave in a way that can defy even their own logic.

I've remarked jokingly before that I prefer having a deep interest in the RMS Titanic over a romantic relationship with another person because, for example, Titanic doesn't get offended when I find out how much she weighs or how much (coal) she consumes, and she doesn't call me creepy when I gather as much information I can about her or pin plans and diagrams to her on my walls. (Note that I refer to the ship as "she" because ships are referred to as "she")

I consider it a cycle that I research things when I'm by myself, I'm by myself often because I have few friends, I have few friends because my "info dumps" have caused me strong animosity by my peers through much of my school life, and I info dump because I research things.

Time to kickstart a Titanic trip for two!

fizzel · « **Reply #32790 on:** May 11, 2014, 08:24:21 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 11, 2014, 05:36:16 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 11, 2014, 05:25:01 AM
Post said shredding so one of us can just post it for you, duh.

Nah. My righteous anger has already moved to apathy. Plus without even glancing at the thread I'm sure people have already done most of the shredding.

As an atheist, I consider myself fairly tolerant towards religion mainly in the catch more flies/honey mold. But that post was so obnoxious/defensive/wrong on so many points, it would have been the type of post to waste my time on writing a long rebuttal to back in the gaf days. I'm just too lazy nowadays.

One only has to look at the shithole that was de valera's ireland, or their antics today in africa to know that den of nonces and vipers called the vatican hasn't changed one iota through the centuries.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #32791 on:** May 11, 2014, 09:43:33 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816808

gaf is starting to backtrack the lineage of the shadow mod

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32792 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:26:53 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 11, 2014, 02:11:14 AM

This thread is an interesting collective of people trolling, not mad and just having fun out here, and legit mad. And it's never consistent. I've seen all of these sides from all of you pretty much. Either way it shouldn't be taken seriously. But Dax, and your standard PoliGAF poster are the type of people that take shit very seriously. This kinda reminds me of when I saw the NBA-GAF forum shit talking us and calling us a bunch of homophobes / racists etc. when ~50% of us are some combination of coloreds or butthole enthusiasts

The Bore is never to be taken seriously. It's just a place to blow off steam (along with blowing other things) for a little while. If Boreans find that their panties are getting bunched up over a particular subject, click the "X" on the tab at the top of the browser, and come back some other time.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32793 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:28:53 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816853

Positive Touch · « **Reply #32794 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:52:29 PM »

god dammit i grew up loving the shit out of EVERYTHING videogames but i was never that much of a fucking dork. fuck is wrong with these kids

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32795 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:53:35 PM »

Are more than half the people posting in that thread even old enough to remember E3 that year?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #32796 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:00:27 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on May 10, 2014, 11:12:49 PM

the bore does look pretty bad if you only ever look in this thread, and since most visitors from gaf who come here are only looking for gaf-related things or their own damned name

The problem with this is that many of the gaf regulars sit in random chat rooms doing the exact same shit that happens in this thread. Their thoughts just aren't recorded in perpetuity to be searched by others.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32797 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:21:30 PM »

blech I feel dirty now, even if i did get it out of my system for hopefully the next decade

I just don't get it fundamentally, never have, never will, I know it's not malicious or negative but after enough time it's like losing myself into an abyss and I feel all creeped out, feels like a doublespeak feature list of the all encompassing fucking Borg collective

take me to the vet and put me down for whining like a bitch on a sekret spin off forum brehs

benjipwns · « **Reply #32798 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:21:41 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 11, 2014, 01:21:30 PM

blech I feel dirty now, even if i did get it out of my system for hopefully the next decade

I just don't get it fundamentally, never have, never will, I know it's not malicious or negative but after enough time it's like losing myself into an abyss and I feel all creeped out, feels like a doublespeak feature list of the all encompassing fucking Borg collective

take me to the vet and put me down for whining like a bitch on a sekret spin off forum brehs

benjipwns · « **Reply #32799 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:24:49 PM »

omg this one is so much dumber and better lololol

Butthurt with myself over, please come up from under your desks.

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So you can get under mine.

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Only if not canonically underaged

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #32800 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:41:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816847

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #32801 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:58:16 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 11, 2014, 01:21:30 PM

blech I feel dirty now, even if i did get it out of my system for hopefully the next decade

I just don't get it fundamentally, never have, never will, I know it's not malicious or negative but after enough time it's like losing myself into an abyss and I feel all creeped out, feels like a doublespeak feature list of the all encompassing fucking Borg collective

take me to the vet and put me down for whining like a bitch on a sekret spin off forum brehs

so many feelings being caught these past few days. :'(

Yulwei · « **Reply #32802 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:18:51 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 11, 2014, 12:28:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816853

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guy had this day marked down on his calendar lmao

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32803 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:20:03 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816865

Raban · « **Reply #32804 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:14:43 PM »

that thread

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32805 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Raban on May 11, 2014, 04:14:43 PM

that thread

Some posts from this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816778

Need to be moved over.

magus · « **Reply #32806 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:19:27 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 11, 2014, 12:28:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816853

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i came here right now just to post that

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32807 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:24:16 PM »

Obama isn't the true black for he has a white mommy.

okay breh

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32808 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:13:05 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111550939&postcount=80

Your Stalker · « **Reply #32809 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:15:36 PM »

it's a pretty old masturbation technique

Broseidon · « **Reply #32810 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:33:12 PM »

Didn't someone on GAF years ago fuck a melon and posted before/after pix?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32811 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:41:11 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816877

Graveyard.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32812 on:** May 11, 2014, 06:05:36 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 11, 2014, 12:53:35 PM

Are more than half the people posting in that thread even old enough to remember E3 that year?

I was.

The only thing worth being hyped for during that E3 for Nintendo was RE4. Shame I had to buy a Gamecube for it at the time, but oh so totally worth it.

Quote from: Broseidon on May 11, 2014, 05:33:12 PM

Didn't someone on GAF years ago fuck a melon and posted before/after pix?

Why don't you Google it to find out?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32813 on:** May 11, 2014, 06:33:32 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 11, 2014, 12:28:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816853

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I remember that day like it was yesterday.

king of the internet · « **Reply #32814 on:** May 11, 2014, 06:38:22 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 11, 2014, 05:41:11 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816877

Graveyard.

Mmmmmm....delcious bans.

Always appreciate a good mass banning.

This guy is awesome: http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=111526843

Yulwei · « **Reply #32815 on:** May 11, 2014, 06:43:50 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 11, 2014, 05:41:11 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816877

Graveyard.

LML

Tasty · « **Reply #32816 on:** May 11, 2014, 07:42:29 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 11, 2014, 05:41:11 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816877

Graveyard.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32817 on:** May 11, 2014, 07:50:58 PM »

Threads like that are my fav when GAF gets up its own ass and claims it's a better venue for discussing topics.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32818 on:** May 11, 2014, 08:00:28 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #32819 on:** May 11, 2014, 08:07:11 PM »

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5498233 times)