Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5498223 times)

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Momo

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That new mod Besada is a real passive aggresive piece of shit, isnt he?

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Kawazu had nothing to do with the FF3 remake
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Himu

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I was confused about that too. It was done by Matrix.
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from my cursory observations of my friends and acquaintances'  acquaintances who said friends and acquaintances of mine characterized as gold diggers, they dated/slept with older dudes who gave them presents, but the primary value of said presents to them often seemed to be as validation of their ability to extract presents from dudes, it struck me as all very circular.  ???
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When did Mutes imply he wanted to shoot cum on someone's face?

I'm pretty sure it was posted here some time ago, it was either in the old or the new god-awful Fakegaf thread and I have no intention of looking for it in those again. It was a gif of Spiderman shooting his web which then cut into a chick in a porno getting a load on her face which I'm pretty sure he posted at that Wherearemahdragons girl. But they're totes e-dating so it's all cool and not at all creepy.

Momo

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When did Mutes imply he wanted to shoot cum on someone's face?

I'm pretty sure it was posted here some time ago, it was either in the old or the new god-awful Fakegaf thread and I have no intention of looking for it in those again. It was a gif of Spiderman shooting his web which then cut into a chick in a porno getting a load on her face which I'm pretty sure he posted at that Wherearemahdragons girl. But they're totes e-dating so it's all cool and not at all creepy.


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I don't get it.

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Momo

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I don't get it.
There is a section in there where Ryu talks about shooting built up hadou out his stomach, like he's about to cum

Atramental

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Shoot e-cum at your e-date's e-face, bruvs.

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I bet in 5 years that's actually going to be a thing.
They'll probably sell "e-cum" refills for your oculus rift enabled dildo right next to the lube at drug stores.
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« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 08:33:54 AM by Atramental »

Team Death Match

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Pretty sure I could get a date with a guy in less than 3 hours, tops. Come on breh, Mutes couldn't compete with me on any court.

Are you challenging me to a gay-off?

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i could handily defeat both of you so don't bother
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Phoenix Dark

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Pretty sure I could get a date with a guy in less than 3 hours, tops. Come on breh, Mutes couldn't compete with me on any court.

Are you challenging me to a gay-off?
I'm downlow if you are breh. Let's roll.
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Pretty sure I could get a date with a guy in less than 3 hours, tops. Come on breh, Mutes couldn't compete with me on any court.

Are you challenging me to a gay-off?
I'm downlow if you are breh. Let's roll.

TDM is white so he has the racial advantage for most gay men. The question is: What do you bring to the table, PD?

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I hear he's got some sweet Zelda tunes to blast on his boom box.

Phoenix Dark

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Dunno. I have a turtleneck that a gay guy once complimented, I'd wear it to a gay bar and wait for bites.
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Dunno. I have a turtleneck that a gay guy once complimented, I'd wear it to a gay bar and wait for bites.

Well, I guess the defining question is: Are you creepy enough to creep out internet males?

Eli Gulgin

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Dunno, if Mutes shaved his beard I bet he'd look like a nice little cool young dude. But can he work the cock like PD?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=818905

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Last week, two days in a row I woke up before my alarm to what sounded like my dog running around my house followed by the feeling of her jumping onto my bed, but not landing. It then felt like there was something heavy and dark leaning over me for a long time.

 My dog lives with my parents.

I thought it was just me being paranoid, surely I can't be hallucinating, I'm not on anything.
Then yesterday I went into my living room and there was a girl sitting on my couch watching my turned off tv.   A girl who I know I've never met with emerald eyes and black hair.

Am I going insane?  Is someone putting crazy gas in my air?
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Like solid.  She was laying on my couch, head on her hand, watching my turned off tv.

I think I see things in passing all the time, I have to ignore those for my paranoia's sake.
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I have paranoia that I can only attribute to an overactive imagination (at least I hope that's all it is).  For example, I once heard a creaking come from the attic and became convinced for months that there was a Mexican family living up there and making fun of my singing.  Then I couldn't sing in my house for a long time.  A few weeks ago I had contractors in my house and became concerned that they had placed recording devices in it.
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The paranoia? maybe a year or two. 
I dont hear voices.  I could have sworn I've heard whispers before though.  Unless you count a box of cards talking to me years and years ago, but I think that may have been brought on by lonelyness.
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I was awake for it.  And it was horrifying.  I was afraid that if it knew I was awake, it would kill me.  And yes I know that doesn't make any sense when I know that there isn't anything actually there.
Kind of like I knew there wasn't a family in my attic but I still stopped singing.



 :mindblown
« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 03:35:24 PM by bork laser »
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Momo

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikoloshe

There is this african myth called a tokoloshe, there was this one time I had sleep paralysis and the thing fucking crawled up the side of my bed, breathed in my face and lifted it's staff to bash my fookin head in. Terrifying.

Late at night I would also see little black men (about 10 cm in height) come to life and run around all over taking and moving things.

I also saw a funeral march at 12am ish in my road, but they were all ghosts.

Same night I saw 6 ghosts about 200 meters away or so all turn towards me and then they were suddenly right in my face.

what the fuck at my imagination too

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikoloshe

There is this african myth called a tokoloshe, there was this one time I had sleep paralysis and the thing fucking crawled up the side of my bed, breathed in my face and lifted it's staff to bash my fookin head in. Terrifying.

Late at night I would also see little black men (about 10 cm in height) come to life and run around all over taking and moving things.

I also saw a funeral march at 12am ish in my road, but they were all ghosts.

Same night I saw 6 ghosts about 200 meters away or so all turn towards me and then they were suddenly right in my face.

what the fuck at my imagination too
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Shaka Khan

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I'm gonna give PD the advantage. There's no way TDM is cumgry enough to compete. Have you read how PD talks about men? Where you might balk at a cock, PD will suck it down. Huge mental advantage.

I don't know. Ginger beards look great covered in cum. Very sought after fantasy.
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Atramental

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I read "ginger beard" as "ginger bread".

It's been a long day.


Shaka Khan

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I read "ginger beard" as "ginger bread".

It's been a long day.

Ginger bread also go well with a glaze of cum. So you were onto something.
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Atra when you manage to get it down to one job go volunteer somewhere you can use your design skills, they'll appreciate the hell out of your efforts and make you feel useful rather than pissing in your ear about something incredibly tedious.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=818905

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Last week, two days in a row I woke up before my alarm to what sounded like my dog running around my house followed by the feeling of her jumping onto my bed, but not landing. It then felt like there was something heavy and dark leaning over me for a long time.

 My dog lives with my parents.

I thought it was just me being paranoid, surely I can't be hallucinating, I'm not on anything.
Then yesterday I went into my living room and there was a girl sitting on my couch watching my turned off tv.   A girl who I know I've never met with emerald eyes and black hair.

Am I going insane?  Is someone putting crazy gas in my air?
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Like solid.  She was laying on my couch, head on her hand, watching my turned off tv.

I think I see things in passing all the time, I have to ignore those for my paranoia's sake.
Quote
I have paranoia that I can only attribute to an overactive imagination (at least I hope that's all it is).  For example, I once heard a creaking come from the attic and became convinced for months that there was a Mexican family living up there and making fun of my singing.  Then I couldn't sing in my house for a long time.  A few weeks ago I had contractors in my house and became concerned that they had placed recording devices in it.
Quote
The paranoia? maybe a year or two. 
I dont hear voices.  I could have sworn I've heard whispers before though.  Unless you count a box of cards talking to me years and years ago, but I think that may have been brought on by lonelyness.
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I was awake for it.  And it was horrifying.  I was afraid that if it knew I was awake, it would kill me.  And yes I know that doesn't make any sense when I know that there isn't anything actually there.
Kind of like I knew there wasn't a family in my attic but I still stopped singing.

 :mindblown

Normal paranoia is worrying that someone is following you along a dark street at night even though you can't see anyone. This is not normal paranoia.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 05:03:27 PM by Great Rumbler »
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=818905

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I have paranoia that I can only attribute to an overactive imagination (at least I hope that's all it is).  For example, I once heard a creaking come from the attic and became convinced for months that there was a Mexican family living up there and making fun of my singing.  Then I couldn't sing in my house for a long time.  A few weeks ago I had contractors in my house and became concerned that they had placed recording devices in it.

 :mindblown

mexicans in his attic.

 :rofl :rofl

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poor guy. :fbm
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Great Rumbler

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Reading that thread, he really comes out off sounding like he was hoping that GAF would joke around about it and have a few laughs and convince him that what he was experience wasn't really that serious, thereby minimizing the seriousness of what he's experiencing. But he's afraid that if he starts taking it seriously, then it will become serious. It's like, dude, it's already really freakin serious!
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Attic Mexicans are watching you masturbate.
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guilty as charged
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Atramental

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Atra when you manage to get it down to one job go volunteer somewhere you can use your design skills, they'll appreciate the hell out of your efforts and make you feel useful rather than pissing in your ear about something incredibly tedious.
Eh, if (and that's a big if) I do get back to just that one job then I'll probably be busy getting my portfolio all spruced up (which I haven't had the time or energy to do) and then start looking for a job in another state.

Also, my art director had a 1 on 1 talk with me the other day and she said that she was fully aware that I'm being underpaid & over worked and if things don't change by September (like my primary employer sort of half assed promised me) that I should start looking for a job elsewhere. Hopefully in a state that isn't filled to the brim with conservative Christian Republicunts.

She also told me that back when she had her own business she paid her designers (who came straight out of college) $15 an hour. Then again, this was back in 2006 before the economy went down the shitter.



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Dude is schizo or schizo-affective. Unfortunately the image of schizophrenia in the public consciousness is a belligerent homeless man or dipshits with invisible friends. GAF fails yet again at being doctors.
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Dude is schizo or schizo-affective. Unfortunately the image of schizophrenia in the public consciousness is a belligerent homeless man or dipshits with invisible friends. GAF fails yet again at being doctors.

Are we still talking about Attic Mexicans?
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Oh my stars and garters a potentially gay villain?  Outrage!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=819730

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Oh my stars and garters a potentially gay villain?  Outrage!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=819730
Jeffrey Yohalem is gay, though this does not mean a potential depiction of a gay character can't be terrible as he isn't a very good writer.


Dude is schizo or schizo-affective. Unfortunately the image of schizophrenia in the public consciousness is a belligerent homeless man or dipshits with invisible friends. GAF fails yet again at being doctors.

Are we still talking about Attic Mexicans?


i bet they're up there playing king of fighters
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Dude is schizo or schizo-affective. Unfortunately the image of schizophrenia in the public consciousness is a belligerent homeless man or dipshits with invisible friends. GAF fails yet again at being doctors.

Aren't you also schizo-affective? Or was that thisismyusername?

Full schizo. I am not sure about thisismyusername.
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Dude is schizo or schizo-affective. Unfortunately the image of schizophrenia in the public consciousness is a belligerent homeless man or dipshits with invisible friends. GAF fails yet again at being doctors.
yeah and i have a friend who was diagnosed with this a while back and he's pretty much normal but i know, since we've talked about it a bit, when he's having issues and we work with it.

plus it's fun to make A Beautiful Mind jokes :heh
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A Beautiful Mind :heh

Cronenberg's Spider :tocry
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Cronenberg's Crash

Get sexually aroused by getting into car accidents, brehs
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Watch Cronenburg movies as a child/young teen, brehs.  :tocry

Shit fucked me up.

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Dude is schizo or schizo-affective. Unfortunately the image of schizophrenia in the public consciousness is a belligerent homeless man or dipshits with invisible friends. GAF fails yet again at being doctors.

Aren't you also schizo-affective? Or was that thisismyusername?

Full schizo. I am not sure about thisismyusername.
Shit breh, you got anyone to cuddle with and tell you it's gonna be alright?
:tocry

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That man [Cronenberg] scares me. :larry
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Watch Cronenburg movies as a child/young teen, brehs.  :tocry

Shit fucked me up.

Cronenburg = a drop of fucked up in the ocean that is your mind (Image removed from quote.)

Why would you do that? That's...not very smart.
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Scanners, The Fly, and Videodrome are so good.
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That man [Cronenberg] scares me. :larry

"In the 1992 book Cronenberg on Cronenberg, he revealed that The Brood was inspired by events that occurred during the unraveling of his first marriage, which caused both Cronenberg and his daughter Cassandra a great deal of turmoil. The character Nola Carveth, mother of the brood, is based on Cassandra's mother. Cronenberg said that he found the shooting of the climactic scene, in which Nola was strangled by her husband, to be "very satisfying""

:hitler

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Videodrome on LSD. :larry You'd think the TV scenes were real. :damn
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Dude is schizo or schizo-affective. Unfortunately the image of schizophrenia in the public consciousness is a belligerent homeless man or dipshits with invisible friends. GAF fails yet again at being doctors.

Aren't you also schizo-affective? Or was that thisismyusername?

:beli

I see you. Trying to start shit when :umad internet tough-guy.

Himu

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That man [Cronenberg] scares me. :larry

"In the 1992 book Cronenberg on Cronenberg, he revealed that The Brood was inspired by events that occurred during the unraveling of his first marriage, which caused both Cronenberg and his daughter Cassandra a great deal of turmoil. The character Nola Carveth, mother of the brood, is based on Cassandra's mother. Cronenberg said that he found the shooting of the climactic scene, in which Nola was strangled by her husband, to be "very satisfying""

:hitler

Oh my godddddd.
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Atramental

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Why would you do that? That's...not very smart.
I don't know... I didn't know any better, I guess.

I was home alone & channel surfing one night and landed on a channel doing a whole marathon of Cronenberg movies.  :noah

Himu

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Jesus Christ. How did you sleep that night?
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Atramental

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Jesus Christ. How did you sleep that night?
If I recall correctly... I didn't sleep that night.

Himu

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Where's the version where the smilie has a gun pointed to his head? It is more apt. :larry
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