Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Vertigo]

I really liked MadWorld

And that as well.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=833611

Well, we are for sure the weirdest family on earth. We don't really agree with each other, we don't even like each other half the time. Though none the less we are quite possibly the greatest community gaming has ever known. We create change in the industry. We post ideas and arguments that shake the very fabric of this industry and we fight against the status quo. We tear each others throats out, but if you look past all the gaffing and into the heart of what this community is about, it's about the industry and the fans and most of all.

We post ideas and arguments that shake the very fabric of this industry and we fight against the status quo.
We post ideas and arguments that shake the very fabric of this industry and we fight against the status quo.
We post ideas and arguments that shake the very fabric of this industry and we fight against the status quo.

 

This feels like something I would write.

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[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=442540

Every FOTM shooter is the best shooter ever made to that bloke.

Except Medal of Honor: Warfighter, apparently. 

[thisismyusername]

Whoops. Delete this.

[Joe Molotov]

Whoops. Delete this.

No.

[thisismyusername]

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/sohh-a-gay-came-out-at-the-job-today-he-was-called-a-hero-a-future-leader-they-ordered-pizza.221454/

[Take My Breh Away]

The salt in the MS conference thread is incredible. Platinum Games were never good, brehs. The main character looks sorta like Donte so it's already a failure

You sir are an idiot.

You don't get to use brehs.

Never good? Bayonetta and Vanquish are both unarguably good games. Rising's only problem is that it's short, but it's amazing that they turned around a very good and unique action game in such little time.  Madworld is a fun for $5 which is how much it costs.

I haven't played 101 because it's on a garbage system, but even then some people seem to like it.

I can't think of any other developer with a better track record for last gen.

I forgot my airquotes

I know Platinum are one of the best devs (MGR is one of the best games of the gen). Over on GAF, Stans of various persuasions were convincing themselves Platinum were never good because they announced a MS exclusive.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115482951&postcount=223

[Rahxephon91]

The salt in the MS conference thread is incredible. Platinum Games were never good, brehs. The main character looks sorta like Donte so it's already a failure

You sir are an idiot.

You don't get to use brehs.

Never good? Bayonetta and Vanquish are both unarguably good games. Rising's only problem is that it's short, but it's amazing that they turned around a very good and unique action game in such little time.  Madworld is a fun for $5 which is how much it costs.

I haven't played 101 because it's on a garbage system, but even then some people seem to like it.

I can't think of any other developer with a better track record for last gen.

I forgot my airquotes

I know Platinum are one of the best devs (MGR is one of the best games of the gen). Over on GAF, Stans of various persuasions were convincing themselves Platinum were never good because they announced a MS exclusive.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115482951&postcount=223

Oh you we're making fun of Sony fans and thier salt in the MS thread.


I'm sorry. I'm the idiot.

[Kara]

I really liked MadWorld

Same.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115482951&postcount=223

To be fair: That CG trailer right now; He's right. Maybe when they show off gameplay it'll look better. But it just looks like "Nu Dante Hunts Monsters" to me from that CG trailer and doesn't hype me.

POPGAF likes anything with female vocals and some semblance of "attitude" (Image removed from quote.)

So you're saying they like AWESOM-O?

[Rahxephon91]

Though my favorite posts about the Platinum game have been how MS MUST have made Platinum make the game more realstic or whatever.

Yeah, dude with beats headphones fighting dinosaurs with dragons is'nt realistic or gritty.

We've seen one character design for it and yeah it's kind of a meh looking dude. I wouldn't use generic because it's not some white space Marine. It's a design that already has a personality(carefree, fun) behind it.

And honestly, it's not like many of Platinum's other games have been bright colorful games. Gritty is'nt the word, but they have been more like MGS in that the styles have been like fantasy realism over animu.

[Broseidon]

that platinum game left me completely bleh tbh

[Huff]

platinum is pretty meh. vanquish is their only great game.

[Rahxephon91]

I don't think Devil May Cry and Batonetta have especially colorful visuals. There's style to them, but they aren't super colorful like say Tales of Vesperia or something.  In fact the colors brown and red comes to my mind when I think about them. The characters while stylish do not look they are taken from anime.  Those two and the other Platinum games look more like american super hero comics to me more then anything. They have a style, but I don't think they are overflowing with technicolor and when I think of colorful games I think of games overflowing with technicolor like ToV and well yeah..

This trailer was short and the game is probably early, but nothing about it said that it was un-Kamyia as people trying to claim it is thanks to it's visuals.

It also dosen't change the fact that this was still a very over the top looking game. Either way, who even knows what the game will actually look like.

[Rahxephon91]

Dante is Cobra as in  Space Adventure Cobra?  I don't know about that. At least in the movie Cobra is way too free spirited and simply a dude looking to have fun and get laid. Dante in DMC1, well I don't even remember his personality.

[Squiddy]

Man, OT kinda gets crazier during E3 - I guess people gotta try harder to get attention.

[Atramental]

OH MY GOD.

Beefcutlets is Squiddy.    

[Squiddy]

I did a shit job at keeping it hidden 

[Himu]

Dante is Cobra as in  Space Adventure Cobra?  I don't know about that. At least in the movie Cobra is way too free spirited and simply a dude looking to have fun and get laid. Dante in DMC1, well I don't even remember his personality.

Dante in DMC1 is very self serious, but he still cusses out giant lava spiders and shit. He's a free spirit, but not as wild as his DMC3 incarnation.

[Atramental]

I did a shit job at keeping it hidden 

I had my suspicions...

[Yulwei]

The salt in the MS conference thread is incredible. Platinum Games were never good, brehs. The main character looks sorta like Donte so it's already a failure

Wat? Bayo,Vanquish and MGR says otherwise.

Bayo wasn't bad but, meh. mediocre as hell compared to NGB/DMC3. MGR had cool bosses.... and that's it

Vanquish 

[Rufus]

I did a shit job at keeping it hidden 

Waaaait, did you (beefcutlets) make that Roma thread here...?

[Squiddy]

I did a shit job at keeping it hidden 

Waaaait, did you (beefcutlets) make that Roma thread here...?

Sure, I wasn't quite sure how to troll you guys so I kinda went with the throw all the shit on the wall and see what sticks.
But I've realized that trolling is kinda a bit of a waste of time.

[Squiddy]

The sleeping with a married woman thread 

[Shaka Khan]

Of course the narc is Squiddy.

[helios]

Nexus of hardcore gamers, enthusiast press, and 502 Bad Gateways

[etiolate]

what conference killed it this time?

[Shadow Mod]

Come home, GAF's dead.

Didn't even make it through Day 1 eh?

[helios]

what conference killed it this time?

Sony

[nudemacusers]

i just wanna post fashion selfies 

i don't care about sony's new ps4 uncharted 

[Squiddy]

i just wanna post fashion selfies 

i don't care about sony's new ps4 uncharted 

Post them on this forum!

[nudemacusers]

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wow it looks like i have a gigantic muffin top

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[Shadow Mod]

Too busy staring at the shower curtains and bath tub toys tbh.

[TVC15]

Show us your eyes!

[nudemacusers]

Too busy staring at the shower curtains and bath tub toys tbh.

if you look closely it's all louis vuitton monogram

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/sohh-a-gay-came-out-at-the-job-today-he-was-called-a-hero-a-future-leader-they-ordered-pizza.221454/

yall can't tell me The Coli isn't the best forum of all time 

[Tasty]

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wow it looks like i have a gigantic muffin top

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how does one become this cool

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I kind of want your haircut. Does that style have a specific name?

I suppose I could just hand them this pic printed out and say "that." Not that I need a reason to print it out.

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[nudemacusers]

step one
 

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buy bathtoys and a child's bathcurtain

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step two

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i dunno it's basically an undercut but I just push it all forward. just buzz the sides/back to a 1 and leave everything on top a mess

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[Tasty]

So a reverse mullet

GENIUS!

[nudemacusers]

party in the front, party in the back

[jakefromstatefarm]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/sohh-a-gay-came-out-at-the-job-today-he-was-called-a-hero-a-future-leader-they-ordered-pizza.221454/

AT THIS POINT I JUMP UP AND IM LIKE  WERE ON UNDERCOVER BOSS BRING THEM CAMERAS OUT BREH ITS ALL GOOD(Image removed from quote.)

[Shadow Mod]

Not surprised at all to see yet another violent young white woman thinking she can get away with murder. Imo, there's a horrifying trend going on right now in the U.S. in which young white women feel they occupy a sort of royal, untouchable status in which they enjoy all of the spoils of feminism and reject 100% of its responsibilities all while being coddled by the mainstream culture.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115481199&postcount=314

[nudemacusers]

whoa that thread dipped into crazy real quick

[Shadow Mod]

Woman beating on a man of course it did.

Some nice bans too.

[Great Rumbler]

Not surprised at all to see yet another violent young white woman thinking she can get away with murder. Imo, there's a horrifying trend going on right now in the U.S. in which young white women feel they occupy a sort of royal, untouchable status in which they enjoy all of the spoils of feminism and reject 100% of its responsibilities all while being coddled by the mainstream culture.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115481199&postcount=314

HORRIFYING TREND

[Shadow Mod]

Need to get my white hos together and roam the streets, just lookin' to beat on dudes.

[benjipwns]

Typical woman cutting out the horrifying rape and torture Mercury Fred went through:

I was attacked by one of these women a few years ago because I got to a taxi before her. She hit me, pulled my shirt till it ripped and screamed "get your fucking hands off me" while she was assaulting me even though I didn't fight back. This video is eerily familiar.

[nudemacusers]

roving gang of white women beating up men?

[Shadow Mod]

Typical woman cutting out the horrifying rape and torture Mercury Fred went through:

I was attacked by one of these women a few years ago because I got to a taxi before her. She hit me, pulled my shirt till it ripped and screamed "get your fucking hands off me" while she was assaulting me even though I didn't fight back. This video is eerily familiar.

Better watch yourself.

[benjipwns]

Need to get my white hos together and roam the streets, just lookin' to beat on dudes.

There's a website about this. They get the poor guy naked while keeping their clothes on.

[Phoenix Dark]

MercuryFred constantly makes misogynist posts and refers to women in real ugly terms. I'm just laughing imagining his flamboyant self getting bodied by some 80 pound woman

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=833428

 

[thisismyusername]

So you're saying they like AWESOM-O?

Keep talking shit, schizo.

Implying I'm schizo.

Keep talking misinformation, dude. If you honestly think I'm schizo: Nope. I've got other brain issues. But keep digging.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115278265&postcount=35

And a new addition to the list of things I didn't need to think about...

[benjipwns]

Maybe he's like that pig in the outside link thread.

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=833428

 

Yeah, I remember hearing a few years ago that AOL still exists but even nowadays can't believe people still use it.

[Kara]

One of my clients still uses AOL email. Hearing that "You've got mail!" in 2014 is like the waterfall every hipster chases when they ironically engage in something.

[Shadow Mod]

I remember when this kid Lawrence in middle school would tell everyone he's going to report them to AOL.

[Momo]

That Bobby roberts guy is unbearable. I only noticed him last week but he has to be in EVERY movie thread giving his opinion, and usually it's cock muggingly gleeful huge corporation defence force stuff.

Bobby, if you read this, you're a dweeb.