Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5487813 times)

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Rahxephon91

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Why the fuck would we want it on 3DS or mobile over PS4?

Himu

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Because it's a handheld game designed for handheld purposes and I'm not distinguished mentally-challenged. ps4 fans were not the ones clamoring for Type-0. It was handheld fans. Putting it on ps4 betrays any sense of their fans request just to make extra buck. It is callous and - especially announcing it a day after the fan translation came out - disrespectful to the people who have been waiting three years to play it in English who now have to purchase 400 dollar hardware just to play.

Fuck em, really.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2014, 09:00:39 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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Himu

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In any case, what a colossal fuck up from both Sony and SE - from not being able to release it on psp to begin with, to not making a vita version immediately upon hardware release, to putting it on ps4. Just what the fuck all around.
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Himu

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I guess. I just don't want to buy a ps4 but I want to play Type-0. I'd be less salty if SE had the sense to PUT THEIR SHIT ON STEAM. FF7 and 8 top Steam charts every single sale since release and still not a single HD FF on Steam except FFXIV. MADDENING. Drives me CRAZY.

« Last Edit: June 10, 2014, 09:34:22 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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Someone explain to me why that game is a big deal and why it's a big deal it's not on vita? Don't know anything about it but gaf has its panties in a bunch.  Was it originally announced for Vita?  Does Vita even have any more games coming out for it?

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etiolate

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 :-\

This is still the best and most appropriate e3 gif.



except i'm pretty sure reggie is in the shame box these days

Superstar

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« Last Edit: June 10, 2014, 09:59:01 PM by Superstar »

Himu

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Someone explain to me why that game is a big deal and why it's a big deal it's not on vita? Don't know anything about it but gaf has its panties in a bunch.  Was it originally announced for Vita?  Does Vita even have any more games coming out for it?

Was originally on psp. Released in 2011, in development since like 2006 or some shit. So psp players had to wait a long time. Unfortunately, 2012 was when Sony rolled out the Vita (I believe, I'm too lazy too look up when that fucking system came out) and by that point, psp was dead in America and Europe, so little reason to bring it over DESPITE a translation already being done. So VIta and psp owners clamored SE to bring it over. Maybe do a Vita port, who fucking knows.  So two years pass, Vita fans are getting irritated and still no Type-0 in English. Mind, this is the first FF release since FFVII that hasn't been translated in English, people are tired of FF13, FF14 was dog shit at this point, and Versus was nowhere to be seen, so people were thirsty. A fan translation patch was being worked on, because fuck S-E, right? Everyone forgets about it, and then translation patch is released just yesterday. Guess what! S-E announces Type-0 for the ps4/xbone! Now you can play that game you've waited since 2006 to play if you pluck down 400 clams to play it!

That's why people are pissed: square enix's usual incompetence.
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StealthFan

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I got Type-0, in english, on my PSP right now. I played a bit yesterday and it isn't bad. There is an actual possibility of me playing some more, which is rare for the typical JRPG.
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Broseidon

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what did nintendo do at their conference?
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Rahxephon91

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I don't see the big deal and the whole problem seems like it's because you don't have a PS4. Tough tits I guess.

I don't have a 3DS. If the game came out on that, I'd have to spend $100+ on a system I don't like.

I don't have an ipad. If it came out on that(like Agito mind you so there is something for you) I'd have to spend $500.

If it came out on Vita. You'd have to spend money on a dead system.

It was never coming here on PSP and maybe thats because there wasn't enough of these so called handheld fans you claim were waiting for the game. I mean it's not like Sqaure didn't release games on the damn system. They fucking released Tactics Orge with a stellar localisation for Christ sakes. They weren't callous, but the fans sure weren't thier to back them up. Like Square wouldn't have released the game in America had the PSP and softwales been strong going into the Vita's release. Yet I did'nt know it was just handheld fans waiting for it, I thought it was FF fans in general. Aren't they also looking forward to 15 which is also on the system this port is coming to?

Sure they could have released it for the Vita, but the system's sales have been shit.

So instead of releasing a game to die, they are going to actually make a better version. Putting it on 3DS would still mean it would have control issues and probably run as meh as the PSP version can at times. But we get a better version of the game and one Square can actually sell to people.

What is bad and disrespectful about this? I'm a fan and I'm not disrespected. I get a better version of a game I want on a system where the next game is going so I would bought the system anyway.

Himu

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The big deal is that they've put the game on a platform not everyone even owns yet, much less is willing to shell out 400/500 on, that they've waited three years to play in English. Real talk, I bet you there wouldn't be nearly as much backlash to this if it were also on ps360, or just put the game on psn back in 2012. BUT, again, Square Enix incompetence FORCES them to put a fucking PSP port on a NEXT GEN system exclusively. :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Rahxephon91

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I don't think it's incompetence.

Clearly the market forced them to not put it on PSP. They could have put it on PSN, but I'm sure SE wants the game to sell more then whatever those late PSP PSN only games have sold. I'm sure those don't do much. Also, I'm sure part of the fanbase would be mad that they can't get a physical version.

They could have done a PS3 version and that would have made sense, so much sense there must be reason that they aren't. If Oscar's right and that Sony wouldn't let them then we'll thats why. But why wouldn't they let them? Aren't those things supposed to get lax towards the ends.

But also maybe this is a new project. So by the time it's done the PS3  would have sailed on. I mean I bet this is a 2015 title because I doubt 15 is. So if it's summer or fall 2015 does it make sense to release a PS3 game? Well kind of I'd say.

But this way at least gives them some traction on the PS4/Xbone audience.



nudemacusers

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it's true, games like uncharted and god of war are really only for mature adult minds.
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Rahxephon91

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You laugh, but people think that. They do think God of War is an example of good storytelling.

nudemacusers

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hey man when kratos yelled at zeus that one time i got chills in my spine


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seriously what was with the writing in gow3. it was on the level of a bad saturday morning cartoon
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Momo

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what did nintendo do at their conference?
Nintendo stuff.

It's literally become a situation where only Nintendo fans care really.

StealthFan

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That Tactics Ogre remaster on PSP :whew shit was something else.
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Kara

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Can't believe I'm saying this, but:

Person on the other side of an argument with Rahx, *you* sound like a whining special fellow.

THERE'S JUST ONE RULE FOR THIS THREAD

IT'S ALL YOU GOTTA FOLLOW

JUST ONE

Momo

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don't drop the soap.

nay, don't drop anything.

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DROP EVERYTHING
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Kara

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stop being a special fellow about that rule, damnit

damn..........

Kevtones

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Yeah I'm drunk but I just got banned in the 'why TLOU = H1-4 cost' thread:



What else does Sony have in 2014 though?


Sorry lineups need former justice! See Wind Waker HD although even that (as the worst 3D Zelda) is nearly down to par with TLOU.

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Tasty

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Yeah I'm drunk but I just got banned in the 'why TLOU = H1-4 cost' thread:



What else does Sony have in 2014 though?


Sorry lineups need former justice! See Wind Waker HD although even that (as the worst 3D Zelda) is nearly down to par with TLOU.


I can't parse this post.

Momo

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Yeah I'm drunk but I just got banned in the 'why TLOU = H1-4 cost' thread:



What else does Sony have in 2014 though?


Sorry lineups need former justice! See Wind Waker HD although even that (as the worst 3D Zelda) is nearly down to par with TLOU.


I can't parse this post.
I thought it was only me

Vertigo

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=835349

Is this guy delusional? :mindblown

The server went down 20 mins into the MS conference. Was down for most of the Sony one. And Nintendo took it down as well.


Vertigo

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Thuway getting bitchslapped by ND  :lol

"'Careers' already come to end, only so long fake insiders can pretend"




nudemacusers

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i need to see the thread that dropped in. i wanna feel it, savor it.

nm

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115940252&postcount=1352


these people are the worst kind of attention whore
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Thuway getting bitchslapped by ND  :lol

"'Careers' already come to end, only so long fake insiders can pretend"

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Schadenboner status: Tumescent

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nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115942385&postcount=1378

where is that banderas gif when you really do need it.
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thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=835310

Well, at least there's one thing I can kinda agree with GAF on: Fuck Early Access.

Momo

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well, that's my e3 all set.  don't care what else happens now.  :lol
Ditto :lol

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thisismyusername

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Oh lord.  :lol

I seriously do not get why people consider Thuway legit. He should've been banned with Mortimer.

nudemacusers

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finally someone knows what gif I'm talking about :drool
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fizzel

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Oh lord.  :lol

I seriously do not get why people consider Thuway legit. He should've been banned with Mortimer.

listening to thuway was final confirmation that sony gaf is utterly distinguished mentally-challenged. The bloke was a clown poster long before his "insider" lies started.


Shaka Khan

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115955681

"I swear to GOD, I SINCERELY apologize. Thank you guys. Thanks. Once again, I'm sorry, and I hang my head in shame. I really am. Thanks. and this is the last I'll even post about this. Thanks. Thank you so much guys."

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Oh lord.  :lol

I seriously do not get why people consider Thuway legit. He should've been banned with Mortimer.

listening to thuway was final confirmation that sony gaf is utterly distinguished mentally-challenged. The bloke was a clown poster long before his "insider" lies started.

I must have missed the part where he became an insider and a few people started to actually take him seriously but I remember him before all that and he was always a fucknuts insane Sony fanboy. Like, one of the worst on GAF, and that's saying a lot.  :yuck
« Last Edit: June 11, 2014, 10:09:19 AM by king of the internet »

thisismyusername

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Stump talking to him and not bitch slapping his ass with a perma is really pissing me off. The mods should kill him like they did Mortimer. They're both awful "insiders" that make shit up.

Momo

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sometimes i think you hate arabs as much as i hate south africans in general

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Arab hating is healthy though, I know where Exodus is coming from.
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Tasty

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Thuway getting bitchslapped by ND  :lol

"'Careers' already come to end, only so long fake insiders can pretend"

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This is the same pseudo-insider Kagari defended right? Lmfao

nudemacusers

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the only race i hate are dark skinned mexicans. the worst.
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Tasty

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115972733&postcount=1478

BruceLeeRoy jumping in to get people to stop being meany weenies to poor thuway, so courageous of him :'(
« Last Edit: June 11, 2014, 01:25:10 PM by Tasty Meat »

hampster

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Thuway unbanned but famousmortimer is gone? Seems like Evilore is scared of competition from famous's website :o
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Superstar

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GAF down for quite a bit here.



Cue another thread thanking evilore so being merely really shitty at his job instead of extremely shitty.


Tasty

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115950392&postcount=26

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Nah, games are about immersion. They don't need to be fun.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115951454&postcount=62

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Because he's right, immersion is key to a good game. Fun isn't.

Ugh, fuck gamers. :goty

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king of the internet

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115925897&postcount=102

Why did I read this thread. Fucking gamers, indeed.   :snoop

Remind me to never click a thread regarding social issues on the gaming side ever again.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2014, 02:29:45 PM by king of the internet »

jakefromstatefarm

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the only race i hate are dark skinned mexicans. the worst.
nah, light skinned Mexican guidos are the worst. Mini afro-wearing, hair line straighter than a razor's edge-having, with their eyebrows perpetually in a perplexed expression.
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Shadow Mod

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I like when historical periods get brought up to defend a minority or a woman not being some character, as if the story was so grounded in reality to begin with.

Squiddy

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Whodathunk that zelda fans would be against Zelda being the main character of a Legend of Zelda game.

DON'T DISCARD THIS CONVENTION, LINK IS SUCH A MEMORABLE CHARACTER.

... right.
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Shadow Mod

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Is she Sheik, otherwise no deal.

Shadow Mod

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I like when historical periods get brought up to defend a minority or a woman not being some character, as if the story was so grounded in reality to begin with.

Is that why all historical games based upon european culture stay the hell away from anything but ancient Greece or viking fantasy?  :hitler

I need a cave dweller rpg :rejoice

All I know is that I see "historical time period" about a game that involves a lot of pull it out your ass about secret societies, the ability to tap in to "ancestral memories" and the concept of a species that pre-dates humanity but is on par with it.

Bu-bu French Revolution.