Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54703920&postcount=17

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54703920&postcount=17

Not only is he not fooling anyone, he's communicating a lot more than he wants.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54703920&postcount=17

That's a worthwhile thread because now I know that internet detectives solved the mystery of the giant pink dildo that guy had on his fridge during that interview.

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Although, the rest of their detective work was suspect, they really came (lol) through this time.

[Shaka Khan]

Does anyone have a clip of the interview?

[Don Flamenco]

edit: Where do these people with paper thin skin and zero common sense come from?

they're parents raised them to believe they could control the flow of the internet

It can look really fucking ugly if it's too long.

And a cut cock can look ugly if they snipped wrong.

Ice cold. I can't imagine telling somebody they have an ugly dick/vagina.

Some jewish guy who was friends with an ex made a documentary about why uncut dicks are better and there's all this stuff about the tension with his rabbi father and uggghh i'm getting chills thinking about how awkward it is

here's a....clip: 
   






the comments section

I might be a little bit drunk but I think you could make a Chamilionaire parody with this

They see me self-hatin'
They cuttin'
ladadala...

   yeah, the full doc is a nice blend of self-hatred, daddy issues, pseudo-science presented as fact, and men's rights.  uhgghhghghgh

[brob]

first time I bought condoms, I didn't want to just buy condoms for some reason so I also grabbed a sandwich and a couple of bananas. But then again I never was all that clever.

[Cerveza mas fina]

 

[thisismyusername]

first time I bought condoms, I didn't want to just buy condoms for some reason so I also grabbed a sandwich and a couple of bananas. But then again I never was all that clever.

Cashier probably thought "damn, Brob cleaning his colon out for whoever is getting the condoms."

[nudemacusers]

disregard condoms, spread seed

[Shaka Khan]

.

[Polari]

disregard condoms, spread seed

My goal in life is to have like, a hundred bastard children and not pay child support for a single one.

[Polari]

Preferably over a large geographical range so wherever I go on holiday I have somewhere to stay for free.

[Momo]

free*

[Verdigris Murder]

Why are j girls so niche.

[Don Flamenco]

Preferably over a large geographical range so wherever I go on holiday I have somewhere to stay for free.

just do a sperm bank world tour

or countries where the women have no chance of finding you once you leave

but one of them will and murder you and it'll be made into a korean drama flick.  you'll be played by Choi Min-Sik

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543741

This is going to be an entertaining thread in no time.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543741

This is going to be an entertaining thread in no time.

The vitrines filled with Sonic plushies and figurines sadden me the most for some reason. Walls covered with video games I can deal with, but not that.

"Collectibles"

[demi]

I've watched Pete, he's got some good stuff. Dunno why people hate on them. Mad jelly.

[Joe Molotov]

Jelly as hell.

[Don Flamenco]

yes gaffers, use the thread on the game forum about a guy who has more video games than you as an opportunity to let us know how awesome you are and how distanced you are from the hobby.   


I am jelly of him...I want a permanent place so i can at least have the opportunity to build up something sizable.


edit: sans sonic plushies.

[nudemacusers]

Preferably over a large geographical range so wherever I go on holiday I have somewhere to stay for free.

Are there 100 places one would want to holiday, though?

[Shadow Mod]

People who post their relatives or SOs on GAF, who aren't already on GAF, just tacky.

[ToxicAdam]

It's what I was hoping for.

:excellent:

[Shadow Mod]

It's what I was hoping for.

:excellent:

 

[Hock]

I am jelly of him...I want a permanent place so i can at least have the opportunity to build up something sizable.


edit: sans sonic plushies.

Same. Outside of the plushies/toys/posters and useless systems/games (what would i ever do with an n-gage or gizmondo), I would love to have a room to keep all the geek stuff I ever wanted. There are tons of things I just don't consider getting a physical copy of because I don't have the space. 

[nudemacusers]

I feel weird, I don't think I legitimately collect anything.  :'(

Give me something to collect.

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AIDS is not a valid response.

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[Shadow Mod]

Don't you pretty much collect clothes and shoes?

[nudemacusers]

wear, yes; collect, no

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543741

This is going to be an entertaining thread in no time.

I didn't see what the big deal was until he panned over to the plushies and figurines.  Then I shot myself in the head.

[Shadow Mod]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=54704088

Fucking HELL

why the fuck do people love keeping retardedly dangerous animals as pets? ill never understand this shit

She's next on this show:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_Attractions_(TV_series)

[Himu]

What happens when (not if) dudes wife dies and he posts a thread on gaf about it?

[helios]

What happens when (not if) dudes wife dies and he posts a thread on gaf about it?

If it's from the bees, I'll say that I am sorry for his loss, but they were both stupid to continue on like that.

[Himu]

IF from the bees? If they keep them like he said it is not an if.

[helios]

She can probably die in a car wreck or have a brain aneurysm or stroke. Or she can choke on something and instead of calling 911, he calls his medical friends

[Himu]

[Shadow Mod]

Is Dice like Opiate's spawn?

[Atramental]

It seems like ever since Dice deconverted from Christianity and became an Atheist he became a full fledged special fellow that likes to argue all the time.

[brawndolicious]

The best way to be more tolerant is to be sluttier. Which is hard.

[PigSpeakers]

I feel weird, I don't think I legitimately collect anything.  :'(

Give me something to collect.

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AIDS is not a valid response.

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How about you collect my dick, baby?

[Eli Gulgin]

Oh I lol'd so when I saw this, I was reading the thread totally expecting him to post and he didn't disappoint:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54752010&postcount=260

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54753039&postcount=271

But what if everything he says is true.........

[Shaka Khan]

[StealthFan]

Maybe he has a Lexington Steele sized cock? We should send Phoenix to compare.

[StealthFan]

This is an example of why I hate knowing what a poster looks like. If I didn't know I'd be like "This fool getting that ass " but since I do know  I'm like

Post Your Pic threads should be banned from internet forums. Ya'll motherfuckers ruin the mystique.

[brob]

Dark Chris looks exactly like I'd imagine from reading his posts.

[StealthFan]

Dude's avatar is from Priest. That's all that needs to said

[Narag]

It seems like ever since Dice deconverted from Christianity and became an Atheist he became a full fledged special fellow that likes to argue all the time.

I wondered what happened. Used to just know him as this good poster from the Steam thread, now he's super combative in any OT thread I see.

[Polari]

I just read the phrase "AnimeGAF experts" in a thread title and threw up in my mouth a little.

[thisismyusername]

I feel weird, I don't think I legitimately collect anything.  :'(

Give me something to collect.

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AIDS is not a valid response.

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How about you collect my dick, baby?

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But your dick has AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS.  :'(

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[Don Flamenco]

Oh I lol'd so when I saw this, I was reading the thread totally expecting him to post and he didn't disappoint:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54752010&postcount=260

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54753039&postcount=271

But what if everything he says is true......... (Image removed from quote.)

[nudemacusers]

That reminds me, need to tune into the tournament for more Chris G ruining mahvel salt yeah I said salt dealwithit

I feel weird, I don't think I legitimately collect anything.  :'(

Give me something to collect.

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AIDS is not a valid response.

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How about you collect my dick, baby?

[Don Flamenco]

no, that's fair enough.  Marvel has definitely hit a rhythm.   Especially this tourney, it'll be hype in top 16, but by the time we get to top 8/top 4, it's basically gonna be Big Two on a Sunday.

also, Spooky and Art have my main acct banned from their chats.  I was even subbed to spooky, still couldn't chat.  The only way I'd stick out is b/c I gave Art a head's up that people were posting CP in his chat during April Duels.  Guess he thought I was trolling.   I wasn't     pretty distinguished mentally-challenged considering the number of muckfucks that post porn links all day in his chat. 

[Himu]

no, that's fair enough.  Marvel has definitely hit a rhythm.   Especially this tourney, it'll be hype in top 16, but by the time we get to top 8/top 4, it's basically gonna be Big Two on a Sunday.

also, Spooky and Art have my main acct banned from their chats.  I was even subbed to spooky, still couldn't chat.  The only way I'd stick out is b/c I gave Art a head's up that people were posting CP in his chat during April Duels.  Guess he thought I was trolling.   I wasn't     pretty distinguished mentally-challenged considering the number of muckfucks that post porn links all day in his ch

Wtf are you talking about?

[Don Flamenco]

no, that's fair enough.  Marvel has definitely hit a rhythm.   Especially this tourney, it'll be hype in top 16, but by the time we get to top 8/top 4, it's basically gonna be Big Two on a Sunday.

also, Spooky and Art have my main acct banned from their chats.  I was even subbed to spooky, still couldn't chat.  The only way I'd stick out is b/c I gave Art a head's up that people were posting CP in his chat during April Duels.  Guess he thought I was trolling.   I wasn't     pretty distinguished mentally-challenged considering the number of muckfucks that post porn links all day in his ch

Wtf are you talking about?

Stream monster drama, don't worry about it unless you wanna lose brain cells

[nudemacusers]

no, that's fair enough.  Marvel has definitely hit a rhythm.   Especially this tourney, it'll be hype in top 16, but by the time we get to top 8/top 4, it's basically gonna be Big Two on a Sunday.

Oh I don't disagree, I just enjoy the whining all the same

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54816828&postcount=426

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543792

one too dark batch of screenshots for a horror game, preorders canceled

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54816828&postcount=426

Well he couldn't make the size of his body parts more obvious.

[Shaka Khan]

Or the pedo possibility.

[Shadow Mod]

Or the pedo possibility.

That too 

[DCharlieJP]

yes gaffers, use the thread on the game forum about a guy who has more video games than you as an opportunity to let us know how awesome you are and how distanced you are from the hobby.   


I am jelly of him...I want a permanent place so i can at least have the opportunity to build up something sizable.


edit: sans sonic plushies.

I do love the way that everyone raises the "wouldn't want that many games anyways" line - I'm sure most of them will moan how a platform with X hundred games has "no games" later

Also - in the realm of collectors it's a so so collection - cardinal "unboxed" sin committed as well. Mine is bigger and has less spunk crusted sonics (actually I sold off almost everything so now I am mad jelly) - still the most amazing collection I've seen is a guy in tokyo's - the PCB collection alone is insane (racing towards 1000 boards)