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Of course he's talking about you. Whip that 3DS out and start snappin some pics, bitch.

Fuck it, I hate myself... Would you like to see a 3d forest of ginger pubes, the sarlaac-like abyss of my arsehole, or the gentle contours of my modest bollocks? You will need a device like the Nintendo 3DS(tm) to see the resulting MPO...

Disclaimer: its 3:05am and I don't care about your sinister lusts

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I lust only for schadenfreude.  tell us more about why your life is terrible.  ooooh yea, tell it to me now. 

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Fuck it, I hate myself... Would you like to see a 3d forest of ginger pubes, the sarlaac-like abyss of my arsehole, or the gentle contours of my modest bollocks? You will need a device like the Nintendo 3DS(tm) to see the resulting MPO...

Disclaimer: its 3:05am and I don't care about your sinister lusts

Just a mirror shot is fine. Thanks.
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major blue balls right now

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major blue balls right now

Surely Radiohead will deliver...

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I think he'll pussy out. They always do.
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Come on, Radiohead and whip it out for all of us.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544866

The whole thread is turning out well. This should happen more often. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Are they just really, really bored with their lives?
I'm pretty for most of us our time spent online is directly proportional to the amount of boredom in our lives.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544983

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Realization of death


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Anyone ever go through this?



nope no one ever
« Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 12:14:18 AM by Don Flamenco »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54952563&postcount=88

Puttin' people on blast. GAF should never try to act above reddit given they spewed reddit's shit everywhere that thread actin' like the Sunil angle was some legit thing.

'detectives' from the other thread are avoiding that one like the plague. Nothing must be worse for them than being wrong on the internet.

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The new thread is getting shat up by conspiracy shit again too. So much for moderation.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=545124

This thread should warm up hopefully


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Only if Schreier responds. He's happy to (torture himself and) participate in the Games Journalism thread, so he might show up.

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So I see a video of Friday making love with her mouth to the BBC and then I notice the premise of the video is a son watching his mom get fucked by black dudes

:scusthov Some motherfuckers need Jesus. Who watches videos like these?
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=545124

This thread should warm up hopefully

When did people get so fucking sensitive about shit like this?

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Schreier nailed it. That art should never leave e-hentai.

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as dumb as the sunil stuff was, the random circling of brown dudes was incredibly embarrassing. Especially that one 17 year old guy who had to go clear his name on the internets. Imagine if the FBI didn't have any leads, how many of those randomly circled brown dudes would have been humiliated publicly?

I don't think the internet really added to that. If you were a brown-looking dude from any nation and people heard you attended the Boston marathon, they'd look at you suspiciously.

Ultimately, it was done by Russian separatists and the whole world still doesn't know how to react to that. I mean, not that they should have a big ol' racist response against the paler end of the spectrum but it would feel a little nicer at least.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 06:41:57 AM by am nintenho »

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So I see a video of Friday making love with her mouth to the BBC and then I notice the premise of the video is a son watching his mom get fucked by black dudes

:scusthov Some motherfuckers need Jesus. Who watches videos like these?

Are those the videos where they have either the son or father watch their mum/daughter get banged by a black dude?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=545124

This thread should warm up hopefully
Is Shinta for real or just a really good troll?

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i mean, except for the aforementioned pathetic vitards, lonely straight dudes, and vanillaware fans

So.... 2 of the 8 Vita owners in the world, then?  :'(

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Takao being one.  :'(
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So I see a video of Friday making love with her mouth to the BBC and then I notice the premise of the video is a son watching his mom get fucked by black dudes

:scusthov Some motherfuckers need Jesus. Who watches videos like these?

Are those the videos where they have either the son or father watch their mum/daughter get banged by a black dude?

Yeah. I ended up still jacking to it because she was simply enraptured with that cock but I had to ignore the MOMGOINGBLACK.COM banner at the bottom.
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I'd watch cuckold if it was arab dudes, like MomLikesTerroristDick.com or something.

I'd be unrealistic for the woman to cheat with a four inch dick.
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So I see a video of Friday making love with her mouth to the BBC and then I notice the premise of the video is a son watching his mom get fucked by black dudes

:scusthov Some motherfuckers need Jesus. Who watches videos like these?

Are those the videos where they have either the son or father watch their mum/daughter get banged by a black dude?

Yeah. I ended up still jacking to it because she was simply enraptured with that cock but I had to ignore the MOMGOINGBLACK.COM banner at the bottom.

I applaud you for actually ejaculating watching those videos. I find them grimly fascinating but in no way a turn on.

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not gonna lie, i laughed, but responding to criticism by implying the dude is gay is probably not going to win kamitani any friends

i mean, except for the aforementioned pathetic vitards, lonely straight dudes, and vanillaware fans

So he was implying that the Kotaku guy was 'gay'. From reading that thread a lot of fans were saying it was a simple cultural misunderstanding.

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So I see a video of Friday making love with her mouth to the BBC and then I notice the premise of the video is a son watching his mom get fucked by black dudes

:scusthov Some motherfuckers need Jesus. Who watches videos like these?

Are those the videos where they have either the son or father watch their mum/daughter get banged by a black dude?

Yeah. I ended up still jacking to it because she was simply enraptured with that cock but I had to ignore the MOMGOINGBLACK.COM banner at the bottom.

I applaud you for actually ejaculating watching those videos. I find them grimly fascinating but in no way a turn on.
It had nothing to do with the scenario. In fact I nutted before they even showed the kid. It was her face and the way she handled the dick in her mouth :noah
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So I see a video of Friday making love with her mouth to the BBC and then I notice the premise of the video is a son watching his mom get fucked by black dudes

:scusthov Some motherfuckers need Jesus. Who watches videos like these?

Are those the videos where they have either the son or father watch their mum/daughter get banged by a black dude?

Yeah. I ended up still jacking to it because she was simply enraptured with that cock but I had to ignore the MOMGOINGBLACK.COM banner at the bottom.

I applaud you for actually ejaculating watching those videos. I find them grimly fascinating but in no way a turn on.
It had nothing to do with the scenario. In fact I nutted before they even showed the kid. It was her face and the way she handled the dick in her mouth :noah

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I'd watch cuckold if it was arab dudes, like MomLikesTerroristDick.com or something.

I'd be unrealistic for the woman to cheat with a four inch dick.

Guess you aren't caught up on your stereotypes? :teehee
Arabs are hung?  :dwill
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Arabs are hung?  :dwill

Why don't you ask to see?  :lol

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I'd watch cuckold if it was arab dudes, like MomLikesTerroristDick.com or something.

I'd be unrealistic for the woman to cheat with a four inch dick.

Guess you aren't caught up on your stereotypes? :teehee
Arabs are hung?  :dwill

 :beli

Hot climates have shown to apparently increase penis size so yes.
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Crunchy only existed to screw over 4Kids. Period. The fact that a certain Senator got involved with his money, while being a part of a Committee that oversaw another branch of government concerning how 4Kids or any other entity dealt with how they air shows done on weekdays or Saturday Morning is tantamount to impeachment or at best recognition there is a conflict of interest.

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And my point has been proven the other day in Boston. They now kowtow to teenagers who may have been apart of terror cells that have been hidden for years. Outside of those that tried to help others on the bombing and the homeowner who found that 19 year old bastard, I am disappointed that things were not handled better.

And as sex being a form of currency? Christ, half the posts here? How about what happened to the main anime threads over at penny-arcade? Certain Gamefaq's posters now say that people who don't like moe are now called "dirty Normals"? And its isn't just this genre. Do I have to mention that Dance Moms episode? Creepy Gaf (and reddit and all the fucking tumblrs?) concerning those now ended Nick live action shows? If Sandy Hook didn't show you that man's heart is sick, If the Boston terror event didn't show you this, if Stubanville didn't show you it - then I feel sorry for you wonzo point blank.

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One, I'm not trying to dumb down anything. I'm trying to say that these things are connected by the actions people take. if a society states that its built on having families and such in a certain manner that would be successful to continue said society, and doesn't follow on it - of course their will be perversion. I have stated it again, and will state this for the last time I am not a Conspiracy Theorist. I have my own opinions. But I keep them to myself. What I have stated before about Saban or Crunchyroll is based on fact not here say.

I don't care what people do with sexual acts as long its two consenting adults. what I care is its aspects are used to communicate sort of like what Brave new World mentioned. It isn't healthy IMO. Its almost like were turning into the Chryssalid from Xcom - fit to breed and then die instead of reaching to the highest human potential - which the only two things human beings are reach that potential in my opinion is both in animation and space flight/travel/exploration.

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So that only leaves the Thundercats. Many of the anime intellectuals wonder if the show runners cannot communicate in Japanese because the show is “boring” to them – there are no “competent” director.

I have something to say about that. If you want to explain your concerns, go to the source. If you still think there off the ball after that – then you can move on.

But this series is going to save half the damn industry both in Japan and the US. It has to. Because If it doesn’t then we got much bigger problems than just a bad time slot (going to get worse during football season) and an iffy storyline.

What I see on the internet is the restart of a brand new revolution. Its pretty much one based on sexual gratification (the words, the phraseology of certain memes – the trope nomenclature over cliché) because at this point in the western world, that is the ONLY way the youth communicates ideas, themes and such is through that aspect.

That is what I have felt is coming and the generation after us is going be what most in the Conservitives fear will happen – a third world state where sex is the major form of social currency.

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not gonna lie, i laughed, but responding to criticism by implying the dude is gay is probably not going to win kamitani any friends

i mean, except for the aforementioned pathetic vitards, lonely straight dudes, and vanillaware fans

So he was implying that the Kotaku guy was 'gay'. From reading that thread a lot of fans were saying it was a simple cultural misunderstanding.

Yeah, he definitely was. The only cultural thing in play here is that calling someone gay is still a valid insult in Japan.

That seems like an incredibly roundabout way of calling someone gay.

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I like Vanillaware games and I love kamitani's art.

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Kamitani kept his perverted art in check for Grand Knights History and no one cared about the game :'(

Reap what you sow internet >:(
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=545124

This thread should warm up hopefully

between this thread and this one about Phil Fish:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=545118






is it possible to have too much schadenfreude? 

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That Dragon's Crown thread is a disaster.  :|

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Dragon's Crown is a game about EXPLOITATION AND FUCKING

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=55058416&postcount=907


if you're fixated on and frustrated about those things, I guess.


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Just noticed scar tissue's unbanned

how long before he mongs up a thread :beli
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It's hard to argue that Dragon's Crown's art isn't pandering to some degree, but at the same time I've always got the impression that it's meant to be self-aware and comical. From my point of view it's not sexy, it's just silly. It's not like Dead or Alive Volleyball or something that's pretty much meant for sad dude's to beat off to. But ultimately, who gives a fuck either way.

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I don't think I like the look of the animation in Dragon's Crown. Much more annoying than the art imo. I quite like some  of the art even. The amazon and the fighter look like cool bros. The dwarf too.

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I don't think I like the look of the animation in Dragon's Crown. Much more annoying than the art imo. I quite like some  of the art even. The amazon and the fighter look like cool bros. The dwarf too.

That bear art the guy drew was pretty sweet. They should just make Bear's Crown with a cast entirely of burly shirtless
men for you to play as. #demi
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It's hard to argue that Dragon's Crown's art isn't pandering to some degree, but at the same time I've always got the impression that it's meant to be self-aware and comical. From my point of view it's not sexy, it's just silly. It's not like Dead or Alive Volleyball or something that's pretty much meant for sad dude's to beat off to. But ultimately, who gives a fuck either way.


to some minor degree. 

it says a lot more about the critics when they view an image like this




edit: they usually focus on the sorceress too because they don't know what the fuck to say about the amazon :rofl   
« Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 12:14:24 PM by Don Flamenco »

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I'm getting really sick of how PC gaming discussions are getting. The chicks look like sluts? So fucking what? Jesus Christ.
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I'd watch cuckold if it was arab dudes, like MomLikesTerroristDick.com or something.

I'd be unrealistic for the woman to cheat with a four inch dick.

Guess you aren't caught up on your stereotypes? :teehee
Arabs are hung?  :dwill

 :beli

Hot climates have shown to apparently increase penis size so yes.
Isn't the arab in question living in montana tho?  :yeshrug
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I don't think I like the look of the animation in Dragon's Crown. Much more annoying than the art imo. I quite like some  of the art even. The amazon and the fighter look like cool bros. The dwarf too.

That bear art the guy drew was pretty sweet. They should just make Bear's Crown with a cast entirely of burly shirtless
men for you to play as. #demi

 :heartbeat
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these fuckin database errors, man.

Getting them every other minute  :nuhuh
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Watch evilore start up a server kickstarter

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What does this mean lol:



Every other thing I've clicked on GAF today has given me database errors or some other shit. Damn useless.

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Evilore is taking away gaf temporarily, just to let us know he can. 

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Just noticed scar tissue's unbanned

how long before he mongs up a thread :beli

Did he bump that MRA thread yet?

Google glass threads are getting more and more unbearable. You're like some anti-technological grandpa if you're not enthused by the idea.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 02:58:08 PM by Needs More Cowbell »

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I'm late to the Dragon Crown mess. Without even looking at the thread, here's what I think:

Schreifer's shallow, forum-post of a complaint could have been fleshed out and phrased differently. As long as Brian Ashcraft is allowed to post, no Kotaku editor can use the cliched "14 year old" angle.

Kamitani reply was so xboxLive-shithead-level it validated the 14 y/o label. Holy shit lol.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=55100916&postcount=2
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edit: And Squiddy just doesn't know jack shit about what makes a film good.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 04:07:52 PM by Atramental »

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Kamitani reply was so xboxLive-shithead-level it validated the 14 y/o label. Holy shit lol.


hey, that's not how argumentation works.   but that's still a more sound argument than Schreir's white knighting. too bad the thread got locked before he posted.

It's a shame because people are always on the look out for things that are worthy of deep analysis in the medium and I'd argue the game's art style is.  Lots of interesting deliberate decisions on practically every character in the game.




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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=55100916&postcount=2
Aspie, Confirmed.

edit: And Squiddy just doesn't know jack shit about what makes a film good.

It's so fucking stupid. White and black movies can be awesome! I don't like any old ones.

Fucks sake it's like highschool all over again when you're forced to deal with fucking immature idiots who never bothered to watch anything pre-1980.

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High school? Probably much closer to the truth than you like. In regards to the people you're getting worked up about, I mean.

hey, that's not how argumentation works.   but that's still a more sound argument than Schreir's white knighting. too bad the thread got locked before he posted.
He did sound off in the Games Journalism thread. Didn't read any of it though.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 04:12:59 PM by Rufus »


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High school? Probably much closer to the truth than you like. In regards to the people you're getting worked up about, I mean.

hey, that's not how argumentation works.   but that's still a more sound argument than Schreir's white knighting. too bad the thread got locked before he posted.
He did sound off in the Games Journalism thread. Didn't read any of it though.

I'm not as angry as I sound, I'm just watching Daria and the thread is coming off like one of the conversations outside of Daria/Jane.

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Daria is hot.

Here's Schreier getting called out and stuff, if anyone cares:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=55038956#post55038956

Beware, the thread might give you a headache.

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I learned today that Squiddy is Swedish, it actually explains a lot.