Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[nudemacusers]

So if you have less spunk crusted sonics, how many spunk crusted sonics do you have?

[demi]

I respect collections of stuff people are interested in. Pete has an awesome collection, but buying all these random Atari consoles and such just seems overkill. I found that out when I saw myself buying a 3DO at one point. The fuk am I gonna do with that?

[Don Flamenco]

that's how you get a godlike collection.  You have to go through a period where you've a 3DO, a Lynx, Jaguar etc. and a couple sealed games for each of those systems that you spent a couple hundred on all just sitting around looking extraneous.  Gotta hit critical mass! 

I agree Dcharlie-- the collection is big but I'm impressed when I see weird ass protos and stuff like that.

If I had money, I'd get a Net Yaroze, but that'd actually have a practical use (imports, tobal 2 translated iso, component video.)

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543300

Fucking aspies. What is it with Nintendo fans and their place on the spectrum? Grow up and touch some pussy, balls or horses. Something, for fucks sake.

On any other forum I'd lol at the OP, because it would be a masterful troll. But this is Neogaf, and people on it are just that stupid.

[Shaka Khan]

Zelda fans are probably the worst subset of an already terrible fanbase.

[Shadow Mod]

Nintendo crybabies gaming side. Cousin fuckers OT side. GAF sure is the pinnacle of great discussion.

[demi]

that's how you get a godlike collection.  You have to go through a period where you've a 3DO, a Lynx, Jaguar etc. and a couple sealed games for each of those systems that you spent a couple hundred on all just sitting around looking extraneous.  Gotta hit critical mass! 

I agree Dcharlie-- the collection is big but I'm impressed when I see weird ass protos and stuff like that.

If I had money, I'd get a Net Yaroze, but that'd actually have a practical use (imports, tobal 2 translated iso, component video.)

I have two virtual boys and a tiger r-zone. I got it covered 

[nudemacusers]

Nintendo crybabies gaming side. Cousin fuckers OT side. GAF sure is the pinnacle of great discussion.

How many cousin fucking nintendo fans are there?

[DCharlieJP]

that's how you get a godlike collection.  You have to go through a period where you've a 3DO, a Lynx, Jaguar etc. and a couple sealed games for each of those systems that you spent a couple hundred on all just sitting around looking extraneous.  Gotta hit critical mass! 

I agree Dcharlie-- the collection is big but I'm impressed when I see weird ass protos and stuff like that.

If I had money, I'd get a Net Yaroze, but that'd actually have a practical use (imports, tobal 2 translated iso, component video.)

If money and space was no object I'd buy back a set of astrocitys and buy non-mame'd boards. We used to have 4 Astrocitys but I didn't have a vast array of curios - but did have Cannon Dancer, Tobe! Poly stars and a few other rare games. It's just nice having a private arcade in the house. Alas those days are long gone - I'm just now selling off the last of the boards - but keeping the super gun and a handful of selected titles... But yeah, shit takes up space and kids and stuff

How many cousin fucking nintendo fans are there?

Zero - all claims that they are is pure fan fiction

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543792

one too dark batch of screenshots for a horror game, preorders canceled

I think they're joking, Don. At least I hope so. 

no, that's fair enough.  Marvel has definitely hit a rhythm.   Especially this tourney, it'll be hype in top 16, but by the time we get to top 8/top 4, it's basically gonna be Big Two on a Sunday.

also, Spooky and Art have my main acct banned from their chats.  I was even subbed to spooky, still couldn't chat.  The only way I'd stick out is b/c I gave Art a head's up that people were posting CP in his chat during April Duels.  Guess he thought I was trolling.   I wasn't     pretty distinguished mentally-challenged considering the number of muckfucks that post porn links all day in his chat.

Why are you paying attention to streams and even following links from them.  I mean even GGPO has  links posted to it. The community doesn't give a shit, and I doubt they'd give a shit about pedos given their nature in general over some stuff that "outsiders" blow-up/scoff the community at.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544104

internet peeps freaking out right about now

[parallax]

I have two virtual boys and a tiger r-zone. I got it covered 

despite the eyestrain and that fucking teleroboxing, i actually liked my virtual boy

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544104

internet peeps freaking out right about now

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543837

Forget the topic, here we have yet another example of a gaffer who said he would no longer gaf only to gaf just the same as ever.

[Steve Contra]

TA still has it.  One of the last of the good old school posters that hasn't been permed.

[Shaka Khan]

"I swore to stop posting upon reaching the 35k mark."

Shameful.

Maybe he decided to stop at 40k?

[Phoenix Dark]

He used to be my political-gaf trolling partner in crime, but retired last year. The thread is too much of a circle jerk, to a point where it's barely entertaining to troll anymore.

[Shadow Mod]

people hating on cousin loving probably wouldn't be able to score it even if they wanted anyway

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54841302&postcount=487

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544104

internet peeps freaking out right about now

 i think we have precedent to keep that from happening in the U.S.   

Some guy had a diary where he wrote all kinds of insane pedo stories, which the prosecutor claimed it violated his probation, but his psych told him to do for an outlet, and he was found innocent.  i am totally butchering this, but that's the gist.  Not sure if that would carry over to beating it to kiddie hentai.

Danbooru on suicide watch

[Shadow Mod]

Any attempts to leave GAF are doomed to fail if you believe a good discussion can be had there.

Any possibility of good discussion is usually ruined by fanboys or people who like to deny reality.

[Shaka Khan]

Any attempts to leave GAF are doomed to fail if you believe a good discussion can be had there.

I'm responsible for hundreds if not thousands of bitching posts spread across the many incarnations of this thread, but this... this is so fucking true.

[brawndolicious]

That's Australia.

[Raban]

Is this thread only for shitting on GAF posts because this one had me
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54850560&postcount=80

[Momo]

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544359

:why

[pilonv1]

That's Australia.

Expected fistful to be the one who answered this.

NZers are too busy with sheep anyway

[radioheadrule83]

Samsung actively courting up-votes, positive Samsung talk, negative talk of competitors... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544512

How AWESOME would it be if it turned out that someone had been doing similar to GAF...

[Brehvolution]

S3

[ToxicAdam]

Forget the topic, here we have yet another example of a gaffer who said he would no longer gaf only to gaf just the same as ever.

Well, at least I didn't hide behind an alt account and craft a new persona like most of the people who 'quit' GAF do.

The problem is that (if you still care about games), GAF is still the best site to get news/deals. Also, if you get really into a new game, GAF usually has a mega thread you want to participate in.

So, that's what happened to me. I got into Puzzles and Dragons and the GAF thread was to irresistable to just lurk.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544359

:why

OP is a pansy.

Everyone in that thread is a Vagina McGeinsteen.

[Barry Egan]

Well, at least I didn't hide behind an alt account and craft a new persona like most of the people who 'quit' GAF do.

The problem is that (if you still care about games), GAF is still the best site to get news/deals. Also, if you get really into a new game, GAF usually has a mega thread you want to participate in.

So, that's what happened to me. I got into Puzzles and Dragons and the GAF thread was to irresistable to just lurk.

displaying all the resilience and self-control of a welfare queen smh.

[Himu]

It at least took me two years to make a new gaf account TA.

[StealthFan]

If you're into games go to SA and post there. Tons of activity and less fucking stupidity.

[tiesto]

first time I bought condoms, I didn't want to just buy condoms for some reason so I also grabbed a sandwich and a couple of bananas. But then again I never was all that clever.

I'm still a bit embarrassed whenever I have to buy them.. even though I (seriously) need to buy magnums (that's why I'm always hoping it's a cute girl at the CVS cash register). 

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=54243213

[Don Flamenco]

i think we have precedent to keep that from happening in the U.S.   

Some guy had a diary where he wrote all kinds of insane pedo stories, which the prosecutor claimed it violated his probation, but his psych told him to do for an outlet, and he was found innocent.  i am totally butchering this, but that's the gist.  Not sure if that would carry over to beating it to kiddie hentai.

Danbooru on suicide watch

It really shouldn't be illegal.  Research so far doesn't point significantly one way or the other on the issue, but the logic that looking at sexualized drawings of minors leads to real world actions is very problematic.  By that token, watching a violent scene should lead to real world violence, and the research on *that* is becoming pretty clear.

But hey, New Zealand.  Is it NZ or Aus where looking at a naked adult woman with small tits is considered child pornography?

I would guess Aus, since they're wacko about vid game violence too.   

Land of the free, indeed 

[Polari]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544734

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544734

 

:kaz                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54816828&postcount=426

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54816828&postcount=426

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[close]

sauce?

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54816828&postcount=426

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[close]

sauce?

http://010101010101010101010.blogspot.com/2010/06/rapeman.html

Plot Summary: The main character and "anti-hero", The Rapeman, is a high school teacher by day and dispenses his surreal brand of "justice" at night under the business "Rapeman Services", which is co-run with his uncle, a former surgeon. He uses rape as his weapon. The business' motto is "Righting wrongs through penetration"
The Rapeman (The レイプマン?) was an erotic black comedy/satire, Japanese manga series for adults. It was created and written by the female writer, Keiko Aisaki (愛崎けいこ), and illustrated by Shintaro Miyawaki (みやわき心太郎)[1], and ran from 1985 to 1992.

[brawndolicious]

Animu friends showed me a clip of that Rapeman. It was really fucking stupid. I'm sure there's a huge fanbase for it.

[Himu]

I miss law and order so much

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54816828&postcount=426

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

sauce?

http://010101010101010101010.blogspot.com/2010/06/rapeman.html

Plot Summary: The main character and "anti-hero", The Rapeman, is a high school teacher by day and dispenses his surreal brand of "justice" at night under the business "Rapeman Services", which is co-run with his uncle, a former surgeon. He uses rape as his weapon. The business' motto is "Righting wrongs through penetration"
The Rapeman (The レイプマン?) was an erotic black comedy/satire, Japanese manga series for adults. It was created and written by the female writer, Keiko Aisaki (愛崎けいこ), and illustrated by Shintaro Miyawaki (みやわき心太郎)[1], and ran from 1985 to 1992.

Since I fapped during the time between me asking and then receiving your response...my head is clear and this is disgusting.

I'll save it for tomorrow

[nudemacusers]

don't overlook urotsukidoji 2 and the ww2 rape machine: rape juices are used to summon an otherworldly demon by some crazy nazi scientist dude. good stuff.

[Eli Gulgin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54816828&postcount=426

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

sauce?

http://010101010101010101010.blogspot.com/2010/06/rapeman.html

Plot Summary: The main character and "anti-hero", The Rapeman, is a high school teacher by day and dispenses his surreal brand of "justice" at night under the business "Rapeman Services", which is co-run with his uncle, a former surgeon. He uses rape as his weapon. The business' motto is "Righting wrongs through penetration"
The Rapeman (The レイプマン?) was an erotic black comedy/satire, Japanese manga series for adults. It was created and written by the female writer, Keiko Aisaki (愛崎けいこ), and illustrated by Shintaro Miyawaki (みやわき心太郎)[1], and ran from 1985 to 1992.

Since I fapped during the time between me asking and then receiving your response...my head is clear and this is disgusting.

I'll save it for tomorrow

:why

[Broseidon]

 :youngsabu

[archie4208]

Nintendo fans.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54952563&postcount=88

Puttin' people on blast. GAF should never try to act above reddit given they spewed reddit's shit everywhere that thread actin' like the Sunil angle was some legit thing.

[StealthFan]

stealthfan how many ttimes would you say you fap in a day

Twice. Never more. Sometimes less.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54952563&postcount=88

Puttin' people on blast. GAF should never try to act above reddit given they spewed reddit's shit everywhere that thread actin' like the Sunil angle was some legit thing.

The uncle thing was unbelievable. 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54952563&postcount=88

Puttin' people on blast. GAF should never try to act above reddit given they spewed reddit's shit everywhere that thread actin' like the Sunil angle was some legit thing.

The uncle thing was unbelievable.

As it unfolded I was just amazed that people were serious.

[Quaker]

You missed that tard who called the missing kid a "piece of shit" after it was already pretty much debunked and then tried to absolve himself by saying he was just going off the mob.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=54532332

That whole thread was wall to wall stupidity.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=54533799

Those guys should learn by now especially after this, Newtown and Dorner to chill out and do something else instead of getting worked up into a fervor and treating these tragedies like an E3 conference thread circus. The cool thing is these same morons obsessed with being up to the minute perpetuate and cause the shitty coverage of bullshit and constant regurgitation. There were tons of people in that thread shitting on CNN and even the BBC for not reporting on the rumors fast enough or for not having new video of the thing in progress.

Kind of sad seeing Stump playing GAF apologist in there. He's usually on point 99.9999999% of the time.

[Shadow Mod]

Oh damn. I knew I probably missed some gems.

[nudemacusers]

as dumb as the sunil stuff was, the random circling of brown dudes was incredibly embarrassing. Especially that one 17 year old guy who had to go clear his name on the internets. Imagine if the FBI didn't have any leads, how many of those randomly circled brown dudes would have been humiliated publicly?

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=544866

The whole thread is turning out well. This should happen more often. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Are they just really, really bored with their lives?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Redditards are pretty much at the bottom of the barrel.  Unsurprisingly, due to the legions of redditards flowing into GAF, NeoGAF is now basically another version of reddit.

[radioheadrule83]

Show me anything socially redeemable anyone has said on the gaming side in the last six months. It is ALL a waste of precious time.

Reddit, 9gag, 4chan? Better than GAF in some respects, but no better than having an actual life. This place is just as great at being a socially stunting netherworld of grim buttfucking solitude in the guise of community,

I would trade you all for a reasonably attractive hippy or my ex. My ex had better tits than all of you. And she was awesome.

If I wasn't such a gutless fanny I'd replace you all with someone equally hot or kill myself. Instead I've just drank a lot, grown a beard and got fatter. I want to punch something beautiful meaning any man prettier than me. Which is probably any man. Fuck you.

[demi]

Uhhh, nude pics please. Thanks.

[radioheadrule83]

I didn't take any my failure is complete

Unless you're talking about me, in which case - that can always be arranged?