Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Squiddy]

The indians i've known don't hesitate to the use the word paki, secular pakistanis i have the most casual acquaintance with have used the word paki with me to describe their more "traditional" brethren.

 sikhs and hindu's are even starting to rail against the word asian. And quite frankly i can't blame them.

A hindu calling a pakistani "paki"?

  if you don't think that's racism in action

South asians are the most racist people i've ever met. 

Racist totem pole by continent/quasi-continent:

Asia
Middle-East
Australia
Europe
Africa
South America
North America

[Pickles the Firecat]

  face is tipping related breh. We walk in a restaurant and it's just assumed. I got it doubly bad at Russian/Greek/Middle Eastern/etc joints because my girlfriend is asian. We walk in and it's like a fucking gypsy caravan rolled through.

Those authentic Thai orders tho. You don't know asian food until someone orders the shit in a different language and it just starts showing up on plates without explanation.

But there's a wonderful point where your fatassness and willingness to tip above 20% becomes enough of a known quantity at ethnic restaurants that they just start giving you food. Like yeah I'll take some manaeesh zaatar and a chicken tawook. Halfway through the meal, what do you mean this aaysh essaraya is for me?

[Himu]

I went to a taqueria today and I SWEAR this nicca fucked up my food while rushing me out of there. Going to go back and dish some real talk.

This is some of the worst Mexican I have ever had.

[Phoenix Dark]

I went to a taqueria today and I SWEAR this nicca fucked up my food while rushing me out of there. Going to go back and dish some real talk.

This is some of the worst Mexican I have ever had.

talk shit to people who prepare your food, brehs

I'm not risking someone spitting in my food over petty shit. If I don't like the food or service I don't go back, simple as that.

Pickles is right about tipping though. I rarely order delivery, but when I do I enjoy the soul crushing half second look they give me once I open the door. Then I give a good tip and they're shocked. Feels good. If I'm eating in a restaurant (which is rarer than a rare Based God song) I always tip at least 15%. If it's good service I go higher.

My favorite carry-out places now are a Mediterranean place with great gyros and schwarma, and the Mexican place with the thick girl. There used to be a really good Somalian restaurant about 5 minutes from me; small family owned place, quiet sit down and eat

[Himu]

No, see. Depending on how they handle it, I'm not going back.  There are a billion taquerias in the area.

[Momo]

Even if they handle it with class, someone is rubbing their dick on your next taco

[Atramental]

Double entendre alert!

[Himu]

Dishing real talk does not mean being a bitch. I'm going to explain nicely that I ordered al pastor and that the meat was dry and that they upset someone who has been coming for 8 years

Fuck that old guy they recently hired. Fuck off, old guy.

[Squiddy]

Dishing real talk does not mean being a bitch. I'm going to explain nicely that I ordered al pastor and that the meat was dry and that they upset someone who has been coming for 8 years

Fuck that old guy they recently hired. Fuck off, old guy.

There is no way this won't end badly for you.

[Phoenix Dark]

you forced me to like a Squiddy post, Himu. God dammit.

[Himu]

Fuck that place.

[StealthFan]

Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.

[doctavius bonbon]

 

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  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851077&page=32 

Gaza thread getting crazy real with a gallery of dead children. I guess that's one way to get dudes like soul to shut the fuck up.

[Himu]

Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.

 

[StealthFan]

Thankfully there are tons of Mexican places in this city.

[Phoenix Dark]

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  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851077&page=32 

Gaza thread getting crazy real with a gallery of dead children. I guess that's one way to get dudes like soul to shut the fuck up.

maybe they should stop using children as human shields. Just saying.

I'm no Israel stan obviously but come on

[Shuri]

I really feel like there will never be an end to this particular conflict.

[Broseidon]

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  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851077&page=32 

Gaza thread getting crazy real with a gallery of dead children. I guess that's one way to get dudes like soul to shut the fuck up.

maybe they should stop using children as human shields. Just saying.

I'm no Israel stan obviously but come on

"Look at those savages, hiding behind innocent civilians and children." *releases bomb* "Despicable."

[Kara]

Arbys is ok. I like Reubens and theirs isn't bad.

 

[octopushover]

Thankfully there are tons of Mexican places in this city.

yeah go get your burrito made by a white girl who will tear the tortilla and wrap it like a football and serve it to you anyway

[StealthFan]

Thankfully there are tons of Mexican places in this city.

yeah go get your burrito made by a white girl who will tear the tortilla and wrap it like a football and serve it to you anyway

nope. The mexicant places I go to have authentic beaners. Burritos are white people food tho.

[Phoenix Dark]

Arbys is ok. I like Reubens and theirs isn't bad.

 

It's not! Not the best obviously, I'd take a local place over it.

[Himu]

Stop calling Mexicans beaners. This is not OA nor a good look for our forum.

[StealthFan]

The newbies that have been joining lately aren't a good look for the forum. We should be able to jokingly use racial slurs. We're not OA or Stormfront. It's just jest.

[Kara]

It's not! Not the best obviously, I'd take a local place over it.

I'm really not one to judge, I ordered one at an Irish bar the other week that had no dressing on it whatsoever.

I also knew that it had no dressing on it whatsoever because it said it didn't have any in the menu.

Knowingly eating bad Reubens is an awful vice of mine.

[Tasty]

Racism and slurs against whites isn't racism, you should know this Oscar-san.

[Your Stalker]

no one likes cacs anyway

[Kara]

It's fair play. We get CAC, you get to throw away our resumes because of what our names look like

I have a cac first name but a Hebraic middle name and whenever my clients ask me what my middle name is and I say it an eyebrow ALWAYS gets raised.

[Your Stalker]

you can call lager whatever you want to call him

[thisismyusername]

no one likes cacs anyway

I like Cac.

Wait, wrong kind of Cac.

[Phoenix Dark]

speaking of which, I made some black bean soup this weekend. It was pretty good.

[Himu]

The white people on this forum seem fine in degrading themselves with cac.

[Himu]

I am fine with Yankee pig dog so long as you are not talking about me

[Your Stalker]

The white people on this forum seem fine in degrading themselves with cac.

and if they're not ok with it no one cares what they think anyway

[king of the internet]

Honesty I feel like any whitey that's bothered by cac is a little suspect. We need at least a few centuries of oppression and prejudice before we start taking offense to that kind of thing.

[Phoenix Dark]

this thread is getting to shmeta. Let's tone it down gentlemen.

[Himu]

well, you are a pig-dog, but you aren't the PIG-dog type of pig-dog, y'know what I mean?  imperialist swine.

Oink?

[Positive Touch]

Honesty I feel like any whitey that's bothered by cac is a little suspect. We need at least a few centuries of oppression and prejudice before we start taking offense to that kind of thing.

no one can hurt us breh

[Atramental]

I'm trying think of some cactivities I did this weekend. Hmmm.

Oh yeah. Didn't use a wash cloth when I was showering. Just used a plain bar of soap like the filthy CAC I am. 

[parallax]

About to send that lunch order in brehs. Rogan josh and garlic naan w/ mango lassi. Gonna be delicious in here

Everytime I go into an ethnic restaurant to pick my food up I either get or stares.

= Chinese, Mediterranean, Arab, Japanese restaurants

= Indian, Mexican restaurants

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= Somalian restaurant

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There's a really good Mexican restaurant about 10 minutes from my place. Pretty sure it's a family run business, and every now and then the daughter works the cash register. She's a perfectly built thick Latina, probably 18-21. Every time time I go there and talk to her I get straight up death stares from the old lady and dudes in the back. I'm just giving her my order name and paying for my food while participating in whatever small talk that naturally occurs, I've never tried anything. Shit is hilarious.

And the Indian place, smh. I expect some camaraderie amongst them dark dudes but nah, I guess they're threatened/ashamed by my confidence. Fine ass chick works the cashier there too.
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you get faces going into mexican restaurants?

[etiolate]

We only use cac here because it sounds like cock and we never say no to cock.

[StealthFan]

i like pakipoor

[king of the internet]

When I go into a mexican restaurant theyre like " lo que puedo conseguir para usted?"

and i'm like "soy indio, breh "

You should play along to get the hook up.

[Phoenix Dark]

About to send that lunch order in brehs. Rogan josh and garlic naan w/ mango lassi. Gonna be delicious in here

Everytime I go into an ethnic restaurant to pick my food up I either get or stares.

= Chinese, Mediterranean, Arab, Japanese restaurants

= Indian, Mexican restaurants

spoiler (click to show/hide)

= Somalian restaurant

[close]

There's a really good Mexican restaurant about 10 minutes from my place. Pretty sure it's a family run business, and every now and then the daughter works the cash register. She's a perfectly built thick Latina, probably 18-21. Every time time I go there and talk to her I get straight up death stares from the old lady and dudes in the back. I'm just giving her my order name and paying for my food while participating in whatever small talk that naturally occurs, I've never tried anything. Shit is hilarious.

And the Indian place, smh. I expect some camaraderie amongst them dark dudes but nah, I guess they're threatened/ashamed by my confidence. Fine ass chick works the cashier there too.
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you get faces going into mexican restaurants?

In my part of Michigan sure. I've heard things are really different in Cali and other states where there's more mixing amongst the demographics but here...eh.

[jakefromstatefarm]

The white people on this forum seem fine in degrading themselves with cac.

Look how far we've come brehs  . Taking a word that reaffirmed our institutional dehumanization and reinventing it as a self-identifying term of endearment.

I think I'm gonna need a minute

[Pickles the Firecat]

In my part of Michigan sure. I've heard things are really different in Cali and other states where there's more mixing amongst the demographics but here...eh.

Eh. You get faces here based on tipping assumptions, as I mentioned. Other than that it's a new world out here fellas. Black dudes eating ramen. Asians dudes eating soul food. Mexican/Korean fusion (god bless you Roy Choi). White folks arguing shawarma vs. doners.

If you want the true spirit of unity look at a crowd of people lined up at 1:30 AM for some damn grilled cheese truck. The true meaning of America is there.

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Potatoe bread, Mac and cheese, pulled pork, caramelized onions, and bacon 

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[parallax]

About to send that lunch order in brehs. Rogan josh and garlic naan w/ mango lassi. Gonna be delicious in here

Everytime I go into an ethnic restaurant to pick my food up I either get or stares.

= Chinese, Mediterranean, Arab, Japanese restaurants

= Indian, Mexican restaurants

spoiler (click to show/hide)

= Somalian restaurant

[close]

There's a really good Mexican restaurant about 10 minutes from my place. Pretty sure it's a family run business, and every now and then the daughter works the cash register. She's a perfectly built thick Latina, probably 18-21. Every time time I go there and talk to her I get straight up death stares from the old lady and dudes in the back. I'm just giving her my order name and paying for my food while participating in whatever small talk that naturally occurs, I've never tried anything. Shit is hilarious.

And the Indian place, smh. I expect some camaraderie amongst them dark dudes but nah, I guess they're threatened/ashamed by my confidence. Fine ass chick works the cashier there too.
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you get faces going into mexican restaurants?

In my part of Michigan sure. I've heard things are really different in Cali and other states where there's more mixing amongst the demographics but here...eh.

i keep forgetting things arent as kosher outside of the west.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd go to Cali but ever since I gave The Chronic a 3/5 I've been afraid for my safety down there.

[Pickles the Firecat]

It's not about being the only one or the best or the first breh. We can all enjoy the international smorgasbord that is modern urban life. Our generation is blessed beyond blessings and we should appreciate that every day

[jakefromstatefarm]

It's not about being the only one or the best or the first breh. We can all enjoy the international smorgasbord that is modern urban life. Our generation is blessed beyond blessings and we should appreciate that every day

I completely agree. That being said,  if you champion Taco Bell as a substitute for decent Mexican food (talking generally, not you specifically, Pickles)

[StealthFan]

Taco Bell is alright.

[Your Stalker]

The white people on this forum seem fine in degrading themselves with cac.

Look how far we've come brehs  . Taking a word that reaffirmed our institutional dehumanization and reinventing it as a self-identifying term of endearment.

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white pyre!

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120911815&postcount=1403

[StealthFan]

Got banned for two months

[Pickles the Firecat]

Taco Bell isn't a substitute for Mexican food. Taco Bell isn't Mexican food. Taco Bell is Taco Bell. And I know damn well every once in a while something in my mind is going to click and boom, you can catch me grabbing five burrito supremes three Doritos locos a large mountain dew and some cinnamon twists.

Taco Bell just...is.

[StealthFan]

jakefromstatefarm

I like that commercial.

[StealthFan]

I like Taco Bell. Wish they had ice cream tho, as gross as mexican food and american ice cream together sound.

I like getting a soft taco, a hard taco, a potato soft taco, a caramel empanada and cheesy nachos for 5 bucks

[Mr. Gundam]

Just buy a Choco Taco at the store. Problem solved.

[Momo]

no one likes cacs anyway

I like Scarlet Johanssen

[Tasty]

Just buy a Choco Taco at the store. Problem solved.

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And people made fun of me for liking this