Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Flannel Boy]

Maybe he's from Utah.

[Shaka Khan]

Guys this isn't funny anymore, just sad. So let's look away in another direction.

[Shadow Mod]

He's in Atlanta. Stump is posting google search caps even.

[Steve Contra]

nm.

[Don Flamenco]

Guys this isn't funny anymore, just sad. So let's look away in another direction.

the things we've seen in the past from him...too damaged to be funny

[Eli Gulgin]

Fucking KevinCow It's only a matter of time until Beefcutlets invites him here

[Flannel Boy]

He's in Atlanta. Stump is posting google search caps even.

Do they even drink in the South?

Triumph, you're from Atlanta. Do you drink?

[Shaka Khan]

Fucking KevinCow It's only a matter of time until Beefcutlets invites him here (Image removed from quote.)

I actually support cutlet in inviting GAFfers here. We're helping people identify problems so they can work on solving them. This thread serves as free counseling, if you really think about it.

[Flannel Boy]

Fucking KevinCow It's only a matter of time until Beefcutlets invites him here (Image removed from quote.)

I actually support cutlet in inviting GAFfers here. We're helping people identify problems so they can work on solving them. This thread serves as free counseling, if you really think about it.

There's no counseling here, even though schadenfreude sounds like a psychoanalyst from the Vienna School.

[Polari]

Oh wow. I just looked through his post history. It's like the most depressing story ever told.

how often do you think about killing yourself #1
i've been thinking about it a lot lately

my life is kinda shit and i suck at everything and i'm sick of it

and i can't even tell my family or therapist because they'd probably freak and try to lock me up in a mental institution again

because locking me up with a bunch of legit crazies and drug addicts in a place where all my free will is taken away, that did wonders for my depression the last few times

especially last time, when it was pretty much the entire year i was 17

cuz that's a pretty great way to remember becoming an adult

everyone else is all, "yeah, when i turned 18, i got a car, or i did some awesome shit with my friends!"

and i'm all, "yeah, when i turned 18, i got to finally check myself out of the mental hospital i was forced to stay at against my will!"


i probably don't actually have the balls to ever actually do it though

cuz i don't have the balls to do fucking anything

hey how about applying for a job? nope, too much of a pussy to do that because they might say no and confirm my suspicion that i'm useless and unemployable

how about talking to that girl? nope, too much of a pussy to do that because she'll probably get mad at me and point out the fact that i'm fat and ugly and disgusting and boring and annoying and have no chance with any girl ever

how about talking to anyone to try to make friends? nope, too much of a pussy to do that. i'm lucky that i stumbled into having a handful of friends right now by pure luck

how about doing literally anything with your life at all? nope, because i might fail on account of i am a failure and i tend to fail at everything

so instead i'm just gonna slowly eat everything and get fat to death

i'm supposed to be getting some stomach surgery next month to help me lose weight because i'm such a failure that i can't lose weight on my own. they're supposed to cut off most of my stomach so i just have about the size of a banana left. but i'll probably fail at that too. i can barely fucking feed myself now, how can i expect to feed myself when i'm supposed to have a really specialized diet

but i'm such a failure and an idiot that i can't even be grateful for this opportunity

[Rufus]

Guys this isn't funny anymore, just sad. So let's look away in another direction.

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I'll say one thing though: His posting history should be linked on the Wiki entry for learned helplessness. I'm surprised he's this open about it. Cry for help, I guess?

[thisismyusername]

Sunhi has let the praise get to his head. These jifs are getting longer and longer

He'd have the same punch if he stopped doing movie scenes and just did framed gifs thereby dropping the 9 megs to like 800kb-1meg max.

[Verdigris Murder]

Guys this isn't funny anymore, just sad. So let's look away in another direction.

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I'll say one thing though: His posting history should be linked on the Wiki entry for learned helplessness. I'm surprised he's this open about it. Cry for help, I guess?

Every day I thank fuck that the Internet wasn't around when I was a teen. Which basically means the internment has a power structure.

[Eli Gulgin]

I nominate kisaya for NeoGAF Queen and grapefruitman for King.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58498137&postcount=6369

Oh god, poor kisaya.

[Shadow Mod]

I nominate kisaya for NeoGAF Queen and grapefruitman for King.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58498137&postcount=6369

Oh god, poor kisaya.

lol ugh

[Himu]

You mean Jarosh and CloudWalking.

[Don Flamenco]

I nominate kisaya for NeoGAF Queen and grapefruitman for King.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58498137&postcount=6369

Oh god, poor kisaya.

the king is a doa fan

[thisismyusername]

the king is a doa fan

Hey!  :'( Some of us in that fanbase are gay so aren't creepsters. We just want to be pretty women in skimpy outfits.  :'(

[parallax]

DOA has fun, satisfying gameplay.

doa is spamtastic. its like a button mashers dream. like every character is eddy gordo.

[king of the internet]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=58719673

[thisismyusername]

I haven't actually played a DOA game in a few years, but button mashers didn't do well against me when I was reversing all their attacks.

Unless you fucked up your timing, in which case they could punish you for that.

[Brehvolution]

I would probably nominate Jarosh and crystalgemini.

E tu iolate?

[Don Flamenco]

the king is a doa fan

Hey!  :'( Some of us in that fanbase are gay so aren't creepsters. We just want to be pretty women in skimpy outfits.  :'(

i'm not worried too much about the creepiness, unless you're a fan of 1st person mode on the Vita.   

[brob]

i'm not worried too much about the creepiness, unless you're a fan of 1st person mode on the Vita.

huh?

...

uh, what?

[Himu]

Harson, you MS defending posts on gaf are eating my brain. Windows Phone went from 3-7 million sold! WOW! How is that impressive at all in light of android and iOS?

[thisismyusername]

the king is a doa fan

Hey!  :'( Some of us in that fanbase are gay so aren't creepsters. We just want to be pretty women in skimpy outfits.  :'(

i'm not worried too much about the creepiness, unless you're a fan of 1st person mode on the Vita.

That mode is so crappy and phoned in. It's actually really easy to win battles in that mode. 

Er-I mean, no! Not at all!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

But seriously, only played that mode in 5+ for OMG Breasts unlock/trophy and then I forgot that mode existed until you mentioned it.

[close]

i'm not worried too much about the creepiness, unless you're a fan of 1st person mode on the Vita.

huh?

...

uh, what?

"Touch fight."

Also fuck this. I'm not a member of "Halo-GAF" but they turned "Community"/Game-side into that SPECIFICALLY for that thread and others that are a few other posters that play together in a game shooting the shit in a thread when they killed "megathreads" for the same thing. And now they're killing that off? Really?

[Don Flamenco]

the king is a doa fan

Hey!  :'( Some of us in that fanbase are gay so aren't creepsters. We just want to be pretty women in skimpy outfits.  :'(

i'm not worried too much about the creepiness, unless you're a fan of 1st person mode on the Vita.

That mode is so crappy and phoned in. It's actually really easy to win battles in that mode. 

Er-I mean, no! Not at all!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

But seriously, only played that mode in 5+ for OMG Breasts unlock/trophy and then I forgot that mode existed until you mentioned it.

[close]

jk

[thisismyusername]

Nope. Completely 100% serious. I never touch that mode. I mostly do Versus matches with the AI on like Godlike to get owned while practicing my holds that don't work online. 

[brob]

"Touch fight."

who asked for this?

Of all the things to spend even the most miniscule amount of resources on...

[thisismyusername]

"Touch fight."

who asked for this?

Of all the things to spend even the most miniscule amount of resources on...

Sony probably mandated it for a port. Gotta have some whiz-bang features of the hardware if you're going to publish on our system. Kinda like SCEA's "does it have new content? No? THEN FUCK OFF" policy when it comes to JRPG ports.

[brob]

they should have added junk jiggle for the dude characters then. misandrist trash keeping all the bounce for the women.

[thisismyusername]

I and a few others in the fanbase agree. I don't think you'll get much objection except from the creepy straight males like Grape about that. 

[Momo]

(Image removed from quote.)

This is fucking slaying me here

                                                                                                   

[thisismyusername]

While this is understandable it's still a little "wut?" I mean they made the community section for those "insular communities" and now they don't want them at all? Really?

[Shadow Mod]

halogaf has been a steaming pile of shit ever since other sites found out Frankie/Ellis post in the NeoGAF halo community. So little fucktards from Waypoint and Bungie.net made their way over. That plus idiots loving Halo 4 has made for a very hostile thread.

[thisismyusername]

halogaf has been a steaming pile of shit ever since other sites found out Frankie/Ellis post in the NeoGAF halo community.

Yeah, that's probably why he got that name change. I haven't honestly been in that thread/community since Halo 3 and my 360 died. But that community was the whole point of the community subboard replacing the "online" (did anyone even use this?) subboard. And now a thread who's sole intention was opening that subboard is too bad for it? Really?

Watch MLB: The Show, Madden, or some other game community thread get a little too close to the sun for being "offtopic"/"insular" and get clipped as well.

[brob]

hope they don't mess with the weekly fighting game thread

I read those

[parallax]

I haven't actually played a DOA game in a few years, but button mashers didn't do well against me when I was reversing all their attacks.

Unless you fucked up your timing, in which case they could punish you for that.

especially with tools like jann lee. ive actually watched my friend button mash to victory with him. never again with that shit

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=58737801

[Shadow Mod]

halogaf has been a steaming pile of shit ever since other sites found out Frankie/Ellis post in the NeoGAF halo community.

Yeah, that's probably why he got that name change. I haven't honestly been in that thread/community since Halo 3 and my 360 died. But that community was the whole point of the community subboard replacing the "online" (did anyone even use this?) subboard. And now a thread who's sole intention was opening that subboard is too bad for it? Really?

Watch MLB: The Show, Madden, or some other game community thread get a little too close to the sun for being "offtopic"/"insular" and get clipped as well.

It was bound to become a mess because some people will just eat whatever shit devs put on the table and tell them it tastes good.

[Momo]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=58737801

we need that emote, pilfer it Joe.

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=58737801

we need that emote, pilfer it Joe.

It is a case of bore -> gaf -> bore.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=40137.msg1691051#msg1691051

But yes Joe add my emoticon.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58736005&postcount=67

 

Wesley Snipes is not that black.

 

[Vertigo]

I don't understand why these people are bending over for Microsoft cock before they've even seen what kind of dinner Microsoft is going to buy them first.

You could ask the same question of people bending over for Sony cock all of a sudden think of it this way Sony hasn't said shit about what it's plans are for certain things yet and despite that a lot of gamers are suddenly only getting a PS4. I mean lets at least wait until we see what shit Sony's going to pull first.

I get the feeling that despite a lot of well earned crowing at the moment Sony boys are going to be scrambling once they reveal that machine and some of it's features as well.

[Himu]

Sony has already said that block used games is up to the publisher and publishers can do that already so that the only likelihood of pubs blocking games are the given ones (ea, ubi, acti, maybe sony) but most other developers most likely won't, just like most developers currently don't employ drm tactics. nice try, veritgo. on the always online thing, that's the one sony has to answer for, and it's highly unlikely at this point in the ball game. So far, Sony's machine has hardly given off the same anti-consumer myopic Orwellian bullshit of the xbone. It COULD happen, but we have no rumors in regards to that while we had PLENTY for the xbone - all turned out to be true.

Keep fucking that chicken, Vertigo.

In other news, Harson continues to continue being an idiot fanboy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58761773&postcount=605

[Himu]

"core gamers don't decide a generation"

yes, only the people who buy launch hardware - 500 dollar hw I might add - which are most definitely NOT, core gamers! i really hope you never go into business.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58736005&postcount=67

 

Wesley Snipes is not that black.

 

Something tells me he is gonna have a massive meltdown soon.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58736005&postcount=67

 

[Shadow Mod]

Dude is seriously warped.

[Vertigo]

Sony has already said that block used games is up to the publisher and publishers can do that already so that the only likelihood of pubs blocking games are the given ones (ea, ubi, acti, maybe sony) but most other developers most likely won't, just like most developers currently don't employ drm tactics. nice try, veritgo. on the always online thing, that's the one sony has to answer for, and it's highly unlikely at this point in the ball game. So far, Sony's machine has hardly given off the same anti-consumer myopic Orwellian bullshit of the xbone. It COULD happen, but we have no rumors in regards to that while we had PLENTY for the xbone - all turned out to be true.

Keep fucking that chicken, Vertigo.

In other news, Harson continues to continue being an idiot fanboy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58761773&postcount=605

Then we shall see at E3 my love.

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58736005&postcount=67

 

Wesley Snipes is not that black.

 

Something tells me he is gonna have a massive meltdown soon.

Have one? His been in a slow descending meltdown for a while. Does anyone know if his actually had sex with a white woman?

[Broseidon]

God I hate religion threads. So much ~euphoria~ in them.

[Don Flamenco]

hope they don't mess with the weekly fighting game thread

I read those

That's the first thing that came to mind.   you already have a few people who drive-by post that it's the Capcom fighting game thread...which makes no sense b/c if they want to talk about other fighting games, they should post about them because that's what the goddamn thread is there for 

Doesn't seem like they go as OT as the halo thread though. 

(but it should be a bannable offense to bitch about hype umvc3 top 8 like at ECT.)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZyDGvT4.jpg

This is fucking slaying me here

                                                                                                   

I'll be honest...I was looking for an excuse to post that last night 

the lying cat should be an emoticon

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58808273&postcount=410

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=58808273&postcount=410

 

[helios]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=58737801

we need that emote, pilfer it Joe.

It is a case of bore -> gaf -> bore.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=40137.msg1691051#msg1691051

But yes Joe add my emoticon.

I'm going to use it as my GAF avatar

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=564345

What now, Maurice?

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=564345

What now, Maurice?

Rockefalla died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter. Yet that's the guy Jay named his company after. Put it together: I rock hoes, Hov rocks fellas.

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[brob]

"This doesn’t seem so far fetched"

[Himu]

dick suckin lips