Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5487017 times)

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Shaka Khan

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Ok, Joe, I must say I chuckled at that Turok crack out of nowhere.

Gotta go big or go home.  :childplease

Link me pls
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Seth C failed.


Shaka Khan

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What was his objective again? I totally ignored his kick starter.
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MCD

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Better yet, what happened to Kagari's titanic?

Momo

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Bebpo quietly funded the entire thing.
She got some law firm to finance the whole thing cause one of her insiders works there.
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thisismyusername

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What was his objective again? I totally ignored his kick starter.

Wanted to raise 50 grand to give it away in 50 states, I think.

Yeah, you're right. He wanted to travel the country to "spread his brothers memory" months/a year after his brother had died and already fulfilled his brothers dying wish once (just once, he didn't say do it more often) and posted it on youtube.

In fact, I found him corrupting his brothers wishes--posting it on Youtube and asking for money--pretty scuzzy. Good to see it fail.

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Wanted to raise 50 grand to give it away in 50 states, I think.

Actually, he still has tens of thousands of dollars from the last campaign.

Most of the extra 50000 dollars was for funding the trip, lodging and food for him across the country.

« Last Edit: March 23, 2013, 09:59:30 AM by Sman »

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I'm sure it also was his brother's wish for him to have money for his kid's college education.

Maybe he can donate the remaining money to charities though, much better than giving it to random waiters and waitresses.
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headwalk

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a road trip costs $50,000?

are you guys having zimbabwe issues?

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Dice's posts in macusers thread. Lord.

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Dice's posts in macusers thread. Lord.

How embarrassing

Purple Filth

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Dice's posts in macusers thread. Lord.

What stick broke up his ass


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http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/99545-mollywatr-1-0-a-4.html#.UU4wBjLCD3w

:crazybron

This nicca was funny ten years ago. Now he needs to just stfu. He was clowned on OA too. Mollywatr :pachah
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Is every health issue on gaf going to have a post talking about changing over to a Paleo diet?  :-\


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Is every health issue on gaf going to have a post talking about changing over to a Paleo diet?  :-\
evilbore, too.

It's all about IF though.

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Is every health issue on gaf going to have a post talking about changing over to a Paleo diet?  :-\

I swear I've seen your boy talk about it too  :lol
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Jump on on it, sheeple, more fucking bread for meeeeeeeeeee
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why is bread evil again? too tasty?

Human Snorenado

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why is bread evil again? too tasty?

Because!!!  Our prehistoric forebears didn't eat it, so it's bullshit!

I haven't really read up on paleo too much, and I'm sure it helps some people lose weight/get healthier, but one of the things that makes me think it's total fucking bullshit is that there's a lot of overlap between paleos and libertarians.
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yes, you haven't read up on it
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Or you can just be awesome like me: ie have an awesome metabolism, hit the gym once a week, and eat all the pasta you want. Ziti :rock

pretty sure I could at least tie Cormac in a fight. I'd definitely whoop Prole. Dunno about ToxicAdam, he's the wildcard
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Human Snorenado

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I also should say that I used to live with some Fruitarians who would give me hour long lectures on why an herbivore only diet was the only thing that made sense, since our stomachs weren't equipped to handle digesting red meat and blah blah blah, so now when I hear about a diet that strikes me as extreme, I tend to immediately go for the point and laugh and not listen about it.

But seriously, libertarians, van Cruncheon.  NUMBER YOURSELF AMONG THEM.  They have serious conversations about whether they can eat tomatoes, as paleolithic man wouldn't eat nightshades!  SERIOUS BUSINESS, THIS.
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Or you can just be awesome like me: ie have an awesome metabolism, hit the gym once a week, and eat all the pasta you want. Ziti :rock

pretty sure I could at least tie Cormac in a fight. I'd definitely whoop Prole. Dunno about ToxicAdam, he's the wildcard

Cormac would rip your head off and shit down your neck, sorry breh
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brob

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pasta is evil too?

Are you telling me I am a villain in the kitchen?

Phoenix Dark

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Cormac looks pretty slow to me; all his power seems to be in his upper body, making him top heavy. All I'd have to do is get him on his back and his ass would be mine
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i just eat whatever the fuck i want and don't worry about it
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i just eat whatever the fuck i want and don't worry about it

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Phoenix Dark

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He's from the south, bless that man. When I went down there oh boy, the food  :lawd

went to a crawfish fry where you didn't get a plate - they gave you an entire fucking platter with crawfish piled on top, plus big ass baked potatoes and cobs of corn. It was heaven
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and southern fried chicken oh lawd
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Eel O'Brian

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nah, it's just practicing moderation, whenever i read an interview with some 100+ person and they're asked how they lived so long "moderation" seems to be the theme, and i figure anyone who's 100 probably knows a lot about...well, living to be 100

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Basically I stay away from carbs and sugar as much as I can

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Is every health issue on gaf going to have a post talking about changing over to a Paleo diet?  :-\

As long as every gaming thread has a mention of Dark Souls, yes.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=51280380&postcount=15

Just doing my part.
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nah, it's just practicing moderation, whenever i read an interview with some 100+ person and they're asked how they lived so long "moderation" seems to be the theme, and i figure anyone who's 100 probably knows a lot about...well, living to be 100
everything in moderation including moderation  :win
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yeah leave me the fuck out of all these god damn food trends and diets. i dont care if i can feel like i have a little bit more energy; if i have to sacrifice enjoyment from EATING and instead force myself to eat only 6-8 ingredients all blended together in a smoothie then i will not want to live. eat some good food, eat some bad food, work out, look good, get laid, be awesome
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Or you can just be awesome like me: ie have an awesome metabolism, hit the gym once a week, and eat all the pasta you want. Ziti :rock

pretty sure I could at least tie Cormac in a fight. I'd definitely whoop Prole. Dunno about ToxicAdam, he's the wildcard

doubtful you have more lower body strength than Cormac

you can barely dunk even though you're black, 6'3 and black

Himu

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It takes a lot of willpower to do paleo but now I barely think about it.
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He's from the south, bless that man. When I went down there oh boy, the food  :lawd

went to a crawfish fry where you didn't get a plate - they gave you an entire fucking platter with crawfish piled on top, plus big ass baked potatoes and cobs of corn. It was heaven
 :dead

and southern fried chicken oh lawd

That's the hardest part. Avoiding people who put sugar in every goddamn thing. Fuck the south.
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Phoenix Dark

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When I went to Texas they have this stuff called cracklings. It was pork rinds, but without most of the fat removed. I don't really eat pork but decided to give them a try; they were pretty good, I can imagine someone snacking on them a lot. It's like the most unhealthy snack I can imagine though  :lol
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Himu

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Yup, cracklings are a thing. Now you know why we are so fat and what I had to go through during my Muslim phase aka agony since niccas put pork on every recipe.
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PD is white, confirmed. Cracklins ain't just a thing of Texas, bro. St Louis isn't that much further south and the black people here eat cracklins.
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Phoenix Dark

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Cracklings with a g or no g, god I'm so white. I imagine the more rural areas of Michigan have cracklings though.

My grandparents were from the south so I'm used to southern food but everything was turned up to 11 in Texas. Seriously it was like Michael Bay soul food. I watched them bake mac n cheese with tons of butter, extra bacon in the beans, etc. These negroes put powdered sugar on ice cream for christs sake.
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Momo

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Crackling is a traditional English thing iirc

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I used to be right on the verge of being a pure fatass. At one time I weighed 185, and I'm 5'9". I just cut down on the amount of crap I ate, and dropping regular sodas knocked off 15 of that right off the bat. I also took to walking around the property I work at instead of loading up my truck and driving my sprayer and tools from building to building. I got down to 135 at one point just from cutting back on fast food and such, but that was way too skinny so I starting eating a bit more and now I hover around 150-155. I don't eat stuff like cracklins and fatback (I just don't like really greasy stuff, or big hunks of fat), but I will bust out some pork rinds occasionally. I mainly drink diet sodas, as regular sodas are just way too sweet to me now (although every now and then a mexican coke or pepsi with real sugar is pretty awesome), but I do drink sweet tea when I go out to eat. It's mostly just eating smaller meals, and trying to balance out what I consider "bad stuff" with "good stuff," like having a couple loaded slices of pizza at lunch and then having a grilled chicken sandwich or some soup  for dinner. A delivery pizza can last me up to three days. Keep in mind that I do have somewhat of a manual labor job, too, otherwise I'd probably be bloatin'. I mean, I'm not cut up like an athlete or anything, just whatever muscles I've developed from 17 years of painting, but I do manage to maintain a pretty normal weight just from trying to keep a relatively decent balance in what I eat.
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I'm about as tall as you Eel... and at my fattest weighed about 270, so I don't want to hear it.  Then again I've never really led an active lifestyle, and while I wouldn't say that I eat BADLY I certainly don't eat well either for the most part.  I have no clue what I weigh now but it's probably around 240ish.  I've been gradually losing weight by not drinking soda or eating junk food.  I still eat fast food maybe twice a week, but my main problem is that for the most part I'm probably the laziest person I know.
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i know someone who has a cat thats prolly fatter than that :-\
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I'm from Texas and I've never heard of cracklings. Where do I get some?

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health asps, i don't want to hear about your time performing basic physical tasks in a sanctioned exercise hole, followed by a meal of sullen utility.

as necessary as it may be to keep your fragile moribund frame in something resembling its preferred form, it's almost always a terrible point of conversation; despite what your endorphins are telling you.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2013, 01:07:19 PM by headwalk »

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I'm from Texas and I've never heard of cracklings. Where do I get some?

Go to a ghetto convenience store or something.

health asps, i don't want to hear about your time performing basic physical tasks in a sanctioned exercise hole, followed by a meal of sullen utility.

as necessary as it may be to keep your fragile moribund frame in something resembling its preferred form, it's almost always a terrible point of conversation; despite what your endorphins are telling you.

This post is really poorly written. Are you trying to mock opiate?
« Last Edit: March 24, 2013, 02:36:36 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=529068

ahh my favorite kind of thread again. Love every post.
As said before, the name Super Wii sounds awesome, and I'd be tempted to buy a Super Wii just for the name alone.