I've used CL to meet a couple people ; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago.
The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. :orly I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me.
We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. :smugfavre After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.
I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. :leo I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. :wtb We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute.
Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. :wtf2 I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. :pachah I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her.
Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niccas never eat pussy." :damn I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.
I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too.
I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." :scusthov That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours.
I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left. :troll
