Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[nudemacusers]

I'll start PMing her. I think my opening salvo will be to subtly neg her as a poster. She will then, of course, be aghast at my brazen attitude. This will only make her curious about me as a man, and in the process, demonstrate her qualities to me. Then the waltz begins.

[Broseidon]

I'll start PMing her. I think my opening salvo will be to subtly neg her as a poster. She will then, of course, be aghast at my brazen attitude. This will only make her curious about me as a man, and in the process, demonstrate her qualities to me. Then the waltz begins.

Dont forget to try some text-based peacocking, bruh.

[nudemacusers]

Any peacocking will be a byproduct of my iKino escalation. Only someone new to the art would think otherwise.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

How did TDM get modded in the first place?

[parallax]

I'll start PMing her. I think my opening salvo will be to subtly neg her as a poster. She will then, of course, be aghast at my brazen attitude. This will only make her curious about me as a man, and in the process, demonstrate her qualities to me. Then the waltz begins.

i hope you did the finger pyramid contemplation of doom after typing this

[Eli Gulgin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52931934&postcount=8024

I'd suggest before saying the same stupid stuff over and over again, maybe think about whether I may be actively avoiding this thread for different reasons.

First she was actively attention whoring in that thread (among others) and totally in on the "let's all fall in love with Trab" game and then she's actively avoiding it because of what her little game turned into lol. I'm surprised that a woman of her age (she must be over 20) didn't see that coming before she began with her cutesy flirty persona, or maybe she hadn't lurked GAF at all and thought there were normal people there and mods are all level-headed. Oh fuck me I'm victim blaming this chick. No, but really, what did she think was going to happen? You can't expose people like Mutes or NinjaBoi to openly flirtatious hot women, others are going to follow suit if they see fucks like that getting some hot online messageboard action. She didn't lurk enough before starting posting so she didn't know who she was dealing with. Now she has to scrub herself with a wire sponge in a burning hot shower while in tears because the reality has finally dawned on her, "I can't believe I let those disgusting creeps send dick pics to me!"  :'(

But yeah fuck those guys, they are disgusting and immature but it's good Trab brought them out into the open, otherwise I would have kept on thinking that most of them are harmless.

[Shadow Mod]

I just can't believe one of them is a mod. Despicable. Also being dismissive like that, so gross.

[Purple Filth]

Mutes apologized within a minute.

and here I thought you were joking for effect


 

[Shadow Mod]

Any woman who joins GAF should just be sent a newsletter about who to avoid talking to.

[Shadow Mod]

Any woman who joins GAF should just be sent a newsletter about who to avoid talking to.

do you need a whole newsletter to print the word "everyone"?

Ooof.

[Flannel Boy]

[nudemacusers]

Any woman who joins GAF should just be sent a newsletter about who to avoid talking to.

do you need a whole newsletter to print the word "everyone"?

Hey I'm not one of those guys. So ladies, if you ever need a nice guy to talk to, my door is always open. Don't mind the odd chemical smell, I like to polish furniture regularly.

[StealthFan]

Any woman who joins GAF should just be sent a newsletter about who to avoid talking to.

do you need a whole newsletter to print the word "everyone"?

Hey I'm not one of those guys. So ladies, if you ever need a nice guy to talk to, my door is always open. Don't mind the odd chemical smell, I like to polish furniture regularly.

[Don Flamenco]

I will admit that I dislike both comic nerds and weeaboo manga fetishists.

Comic book nerds for trying to get all "no wai dude I read GRAPHIC NOVELS" and pretend they're not actually, you know, nerds.
Weeaboo manga fetishists for liking something that has a preponderance of young girls flashing their panties and tentacles.  Yes I'm stereotyping but whatever.

True comic book nerds dislike the term graphic novel.

When you use the term, some arseface uses it as an opportunity to one up you by saying how bad of a term it is

When you don't, most other people think you're talking about X-Men and then ask you why you're calling From Hell a "comic" when it's a 10 pound book of genius



illustrated narrative

[StealthFan]

Illustrated narrative? If that's the case I am gonna start calling games "digital art".

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52882515&postcount=16
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[Flannel Boy]

Yes, and school children are regularly given instructions on how to Duck and Cover.

edit:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52882665&postcount=22
Clearly nothing before I was born happened.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52882515&postcount=16
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Pffft. Until classrooms have duck/cover and or take this bus up to some other town drills. We got nothing.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52882515&postcount=16
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You see I think there is a place for this smiley and this one
One shows the goon in their natural habitat and the other shows them in a professional domain. It truly captures both sides and shows just how delusional these motherfuckers are.

Goons, GAFFers. Same thing.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52882515&postcount=16
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[Broseidon]

oh god I spoke too soon

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52885806&postcount=65

Fuckin total with the Sagan quote

[Flannel Boy]

Demi, add the smiley and remove 

No one gives a shit about Switzerland.

[Trurl]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52882515&postcount=16
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Pffft. Until classrooms have duck/cover and or take this bus up to some other town drills. We got nothing.

Eh, I'd still say we live in a culture of fear.  I see it in women covering their drinks every time I walk by.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52882515&postcount=16
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Pffft. Until classrooms have duck/cover and or take this bus up to some other town drills. We got nothing.

Eh, I'd still say we live in a culture of fear.  I see it in women covering their drinks every time I walk by.

They are probably sluts anyway.

[Flannel Boy]

Sluts don't cover their drinks or their ankles.

[king of the internet]

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[Shaka Khan]

No matter how much that fruit tries to deny it...
- He uses mascara and/or eye liner
- He has sucked at least one cock, voluntarily

Both are perfectly acceptable, in fact they're encouraged, but the denial is rather offensive.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Who is that?

[Shadow Mod]

Who is that?

Your favorite poster.

[Flannel Boy]

That's not me.

[Atramental]

If our boy Squiddy isn't at least bi then I don't know what's what.

[Sausage]

Somebody should PM squiddy this thread

[StealthFan]

He couldn't look gayer if he had Matthew Shepard's corpse tied to his waist.

[parallax]

Somebody should PM squiddy this thread

id be curious to see his reaction

[StealthFan]

http://www.the-coli.com/just-buggin-out/102268-baddest-arabial-pornstar.html#.UWFKzjLCD3w



NSFW obviously

[brob]

gimmie a rundown stealth, I'm not making a coli account just to click on some links.

[StealthFan]

Some dipshit wants to talk about arabic pornstars but calls them arabial. Everyone clowns him and it's pretty funny.

[totally not a creep]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52882515&postcount=16
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ugh are fucking kidding me i cant handle this right now

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53000166&postcount=41

Shut the fuck up, Computer.

[Broseidon]

Computer reaaallly fuckin needs to get laid by some older woman already.

[Atramental]

I don't think that's going to help.

Sex would probably shatter his simple mind.

/thus spoke the seldom laid 

[Don Flamenco]

(Image removed from quote.) Illustrated narrative? If that's the case I am gonna start calling games "digital art".

better patent that before Arthur Gies gets a hold of it!   

[Squiddy]

I see Squiddly is Atra's aguirre replacement 

Somebody should PM squiddy this thread

I'm quite flattered that one fellow think I wear mascara and eye liner, but it's all natural (arabial genes).
I'll try to join you guys maybe, can't hurt to have more procrastination outlets :p

[Atramental]

Beef. I'm going to crucify you.

[Squiddy]

Should change the name to "Sandniggerbore.com" 

shouldn't have PMd him, now he asked if there are many gaffers on thebore 

[king of the internet]

Computer reaaallly fuckin needs to get laid by some older woman already.

I think we should just skip all the way forward to the lobotomy.

[Atramental]

Should change the name to "Sandniggerbore.com" 

shouldn't have PMd him, now he asked if there are many gaffers on thebore 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I see Squiddly is Atra's aguirre replacement 

Somebody should PM squiddy this thread

I'm quite flattered that one fellow think I wear mascara and eye liner, but it's all natural (arabial genes).
I'll try to join you guys maybe, can't hurt to have more procrastination outlets :p

Aw yeah

[nudemacusers]

lol awesome

but...

I see he does not address the cock sucking allegations. 

[Momo]

I'm quite flattered that one fellow think I wear mascara and eye liner, but it's all natural (arabial genes).
I'll try to join you guys maybe, can't hurt to have more procrastination outlets :p

[Shaka Khan]

I see Squiddly is Atra's aguirre replacement 

Somebody should PM squiddy this thread

I'm quite flattered that one fellow think I wear mascara and eye liner, but it's all natural (arabial genes).
I'll try to join you guys maybe, can't hurt to have more procrastination outlets :p

Arabian genes? :suicide

(PS: Arab/Muslim males are some of the biggest eye-liner consumers)

... But at least he didn't deny sucking dick lol.

[brob]

Squid Biscuit is the second person on this page to misspell Arabian as Arabial.

Also stop trying to lure more useless shitposters over here. We already violently outweigh the good ones.

[brob]

If an Arab gaybro is real flaming does he dress up in a burka and wear hella make up? Maybe if he's a real queen he dons a niqab as well?

If only Jin still posted. :'(

[Shaka Khan]

Flaming gaybros wearing hijabs was an actual joke we used to tell a long time ago.

...that and the recently radicalized flamer, who wanted to grow a beard but flowers popped instead.

(We were young and it sounds funnier in Arabic lol)

[Don Flamenco]

If an Arab gaybro is real flaming does he dress up in a burka and wear hella make up? Maybe if he's a real queen he dons a niqab as well?

If only Jin still posted. :'(

oh man, it would be pretty easy to be TG in Arabial countries

[thisismyusername]

Alright, which one of you fuckers is this?  Don't tell me it's MewThree making another Twitter GAF-based account.

[Atramental]

If an Arab gaybro is real flaming does he dress up in a burka and wear hella make up? Maybe if he's a real queen he dons a niqab as well?

If only Jin still posted. :'(

oh man, it would be pretty easy to be TG in Arabial countries

Goddamn Arabials and der wicked homasexical behavior. 

edit: If someone wants to do a better job at emoting this image be my guest.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53020269&postcount=555

 

[Broseidon]

If an Arab gaybro is real flaming does he dress up in a burka and wear hella make up? Maybe if he's a real queen he dons a niqab as well?

If only Jin still posted. :'(

oh man, it would be pretty easy to be TG in Arabial countries

Goddamn Arabials and der wicked homasexical behavior.  (Image removed from quote.)

edit: If someone wants to do a better job at emoting this image be my guest.
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uuuug the take out bandit has this guy as his avatar.

makes his shit posts even more obnoxious 

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53020269&postcount=555

 

some of the best posts are just random shit like that      i like doing those too.