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Salsa really is dumb. "How come there aren't more ads for adopting kids?"

"It's not that marketable and a difficult process."

"But why don't they air more commercials."

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Kids Klassifieds sounds like a promising idea.

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WIT ALL DUE RESPECT MASTAH JAFFE YOU CANT BE A MEANIE NOW OH YES MR.ONLY ONE SUCCESSFUL GAME RELEASED THIS CENTURY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY POSSSSSSSSSSSSST JAFFE JAFFE JAFFE **inhale**argjfjsssnvgjuejufki

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53499846&postcount=1163
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I find it amusing that Gies has become the latest whipping boy. He sounds like a huge twat.
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but no seriously, why can't i rape people http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538371

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« Last Edit: April 11, 2013, 12:27:50 PM by FStop7 »

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As long as it was done in a tasteful manner I don't see a problem.
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I bet it would be a lame QTE. I need full player control, and combo modifiers, for my rapes.  >:(
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I bet it would be a lame QTE. I need full player control, and combo modifiers, for my rapes.  >:(
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53531964&postcount=454


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Don't get all the hate, honestly.I never use Kinect outside of family minigames(my four year old loves it).Thought the voice search was wonky, didn't see the point of using voice commands in game when button presses where faster and more accurate.Didn't use gesture movement when navigating the dashboard either...also wonky.Still, not seeing how this is a bad thing though, its not like you will be forced to use voice commands or gesture movements, pretty sure it still comes with a controller.Also, I see posters that consistently flip out over Kinect stuff(You are required to buy those games? When did that start?), but say nothing negative about Sony's camera.How are they different again? Oh wait, we don't know yet? The negativity is all based on speculation?
I'm seriously getting to the point where I am ashamed of the human race.

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I bet it would be a lame QTE. I need full player control, and combo modifiers, for my rapes.  >:(


rapes used to be difficult to pull off 1 frame links 

now they've casualized them for noobs

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If you all were GAF mods, who would you ban? TDM, ninjaboix, and derrick01 would be my picks. How about you?

I wouldn't ban I'd tag and avatar them appropriately. So everyone knows their opinion is not to be taken seriously. Though Derrick01 I'd take great pleasure in breaking his spirit.

Such a loathsome little cunt.

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http://www.edge-online.com/features/meet-neogaf-the-hardcore-community-shaping-the-games-medias-agenda/

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Adam Orth’s apparent departure from Microsoft last night might just be NeoGAF’s defining moment, for better or worse.

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There’s little sympathy for Orth on NeoGAF. We ask its founder Tyler Malka if he worries about just how far NeoGAF’s members go in pursuing individuals in the games business. “If detective work strays into the realm of revealing personal information or facilitating potential for harassment, it is dealt with appropriately,” he tells us. “Holding the spotlight to asinine comments doesn’t constitute harassment, nor do harsh characterizations. The NeoGAF userbase is not a uniform entity; at the times when thousands of voices align on one position, however, we can often see a tangible result.”

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NeoGAF might be seen by some as a lawless playground for harder-than hardcore games enthusiasts, but that’s not the case, Malka contends. “We have strict rules about user behaviour, strict rules against bigotry and discourse that resembles Youtube comments, and the enforcement of these rules is backed by the difficulty in obtaining an account,” he tells us.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53531964&postcount=454


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Don't get all the hate, honestly.I never use Kinect outside of family minigames(my four year old loves it).Thought the voice search was wonky, didn't see the point of using voice commands in game when button presses where faster and more accurate.Didn't use gesture movement when navigating the dashboard either...also wonky.Still, not seeing how this is a bad thing though, its not like you will be forced to use voice commands or gesture movements, pretty sure it still comes with a controller.Also, I see posters that consistently flip out over Kinect stuff(You are required to buy those games? When did that start?), but say nothing negative about Sony's camera.How are they different again? Oh wait, we don't know yet? The negativity is all based on speculation?
I'm seriously getting to the point where I am ashamed of the human race.

 :dwill

The human race part was slightly hyperbolic but I agreed with his overall point.


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DENNIS DYACK :rofl
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Nice formatting Momo.
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Gaf must be utterly loathed in the actual gaming dev community. I remember when it was the place to interact with devs. Now we get 1-2 who show their faces once in a blue moon. Many who'll never ever say who they are or where they actually work and most who wisely give the place a wide berth.

That whole interview with EL is hilarious.

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NeoGAF is free to use and fully browsable even if you’re not a member of its community, but registering as a user is subject to the site’s approval. Get yourself banned, and it’s unlikely you’ll be allowed another account – there must be “real consequence for breaking the rules,” says Malka. “Arguments can become incredibly heated on NeoGAF, but the emphasis is always on evidence-based discourse,” he tells us. “Claim something? Back it up. If you do, even if it’s inflammatory there likely won’t be any consequences, but drive-by trolling isn’t tolerated.”

Bullshit. If the mods share the same line of thinking they won't care to get people to back up their 'facts'

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Where once it sat outside looking in, it is becoming part of the games media it derides so heavily. So why do NeoGAF’s discussions so often revolve around the games media’s presumed corruption, or incompetence?

I love the moaning about journos and reviews scores and yet all that most of gaming side Gaf cares about is the score the game they've spent months shilling for is getting. 8 or under and watch out mr reviewer, the 'detectives' are coming to comb your history to look for 'bias'. Then piss and moan about metacritic having so much pull with companies and the games they make.


He couldn't resist dropping this in could he?

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“When I travelled to Europe last year for four months, I met up with dozens of NeoGAF members, and stayed at the home of two NeoGAF members in Switzerland,” says Malka. “They met each other thanks to the site a few years prior, and she moved from the United States over there and got married. We’ve had several other marriages under similar circumstances.”
« Last Edit: April 11, 2013, 12:06:58 PM by Vertigo »

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At least he didn't mention the 1,000 fights.

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Don Flamenco

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for better or worse, they have some power, but kinda like that treehouse of horror ep where Bart can read minds

I see all the commotion around that Orth fellow and stupid crap Arthur Gies posts and it seems painfully clear that Twitter isn't a communication mechanism that everyone should embrace.

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i'm gonna go ahead and side fully with gaf on this one.   In fact, i'd go ahead and say companies need to issue Twitter posting tips and guidelines for their idiot workers.   Not even "I was kidding" lets you off cause of Poe's Law.   Just...don't do it, simple as that. 

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i'm gonna go ahead and side fully with gaf on this one.   In fact, i'd go ahead and say companies need to issue Twitter posting tips and guidelines for their idiot workers.   Not even "I was kidding" lets you off cause of Poe's Law.   Just...don't do it, simple as that.

First thing I'd do when hired for a job like that is never talk about it unless instructed to.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2013, 12:38:36 PM by Needs More Cowbell »

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http://www.edge-online.com/features/meet-neogaf-the-hardcore-community-shaping-the-games-medias-agenda/
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Adam Orth’s apparent departure from Microsoft last night might just be NeoGAF’s defining moment, for better or worse.

In Orth’s sad tale we can see The NeoGAF Effect in action. It is a videogame forum with a voracious appetite, its members perpetually scouring the web for fresh information. It has unearthed countless news stories over the years; news stories that the games media is all too happy to pick up and run with. It was once described to us years ago by a contemporary in the business as their ‘secret weapon’ – a crowdsourced goldmine of news that other outlets might not have picked up on just yet.

Times have changed. NeoGAF is becoming more conspicuous and influential with every controversy it fuels, and every leaked screenshot it houses. It spotted Orth’s tweets, dissected them, and brought them to the games media’s attention, prompting an apology and now, apparently, has played its part in someone actually losing their job.
Oh please. Is GAF the only place where people gather to point fingers and sling shit? Using it as a news aggregator must have warped people's perception of how replaceable the place really is. The defining feature of GAF is size, nothing more, nothing less. "The NeoGAF Effect", my ass. It's mass attention, big whoop. Let's not mysticize the place while it still exists. All that accomplishes is to inflate EvliLore's ego.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2013, 12:41:15 PM by Rufus »

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Oh please. Is GAF the only place where people gather to point fingers and sling shit? Using it as a news aggregator must have warped people's perception of how replaceable the place really is. The defining feature of GAF is size, nothing more, nothing less. "The NeoGAF Effect", my ass. It's mass attention, big whoop. Let's not mystisize the place while it still exists. All that accomplishes is to inflate EvliLore's ego.

It's being built up as some kind of job crushing well oiled machine. These people clearly haven't read Gaming Side.

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Pissed they call Orthy-gate the defining moment.   Jeff Bell and especially Dyack were pretty amazing.

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I guess the connection to the next-gen makes this more appealing somehow.

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Can something really be called "detective gaf" when it involves screen capping a publicly available twitter page. Sweet Billy was pretty funny but that came from Reddit

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Can something really be called "detective gaf" when it involves screen capping a publicly available twitter page. Sweet Billy was pretty funny but that came from Reddit



GAF takes everything from Reddit, takes credit for it, and Evilore laughs to the bank.
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Urrgh @ all those people that congratulate themselves on their detective work and how they are doing a better job than the gaming press...
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Can something really be called "detective gaf" when it involves screen capping a publicly available twitter page. Sweet Billy was pretty funny but that came from Reddit



GAF takes everything from Reddit, takes credit for it, and Evilore laughs to the bank.

To be fair, it's much easier to read gaf than reddit. Their format is hella fucked.

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it's like that south park episode where they're like "we ran a quick google search and cross-checked it with Facebook, then verified it with twitter..."  while solving some crime

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wanna see self-fellating glory leeches: 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538503

you'd think Durante created and programmed Dark Souls by himself.  Not knocking Durante, who seems like a humble, reasonable guy, but all his dick riders.  You'd think the game didn't work out of the box on launch and also deleted your whole PC upon install.

Naturally, Derrick01 goes off the fucking deep end in a hilarious manner

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I would have bought the PC version if the money went to Durante instead of those incompetent fucks who thought it was acceptable to put out one of the worst PC ports of all time.



but the guy who rightfully told the whiny Capybara guy to stfu is the one who gets banned :lol
« Last Edit: April 11, 2013, 02:36:17 PM by Don Flamenco »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538515

this thread is slaying me :sabu
ah shit.  I had to train a guy at work that did this.  And I always thought he was being a dick because he would do this when I corrected something he did.  But the way he did it was like he was saying "whatever" to me.  But apparently it means "I understand" or some shit.  what the fuck?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53561184&postcount=43

 :smugbiden

Too bad he'll probably get banned for that.
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Fucking maxi pad guy thread... Count fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow Dookkake, how many fucking unfunny puns can he make in one thread? Does that asshole ever contribute anything worthwhile? I want to bash my head against the wall every single time I read his lame ass puns so I never even read anything that looks longer than a one-liner. I really don't want to know what kind of opinions he has on shit.

And I also hate SalsaShark, that guy is so dumb and annoying every time I see him post.

I bet they're e-friends.

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I wonder when e'il will get blackmailed with a sextape.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538515

this thread is slaying me :sabu
ah shit.  I had to train a guy at work that did this.  And I always thought he was being a dick because he would do this when I corrected something he did.  But the way he did it was like he was saying "whatever" to me.  But apparently it means "I understand" or some shit.  what the fuck?
I mean it can definitely mean ":beli aite man i see you" in that way too.

Its just a very context sensitive thing.
well dammit!  he did it to everything that was said for an entire week.

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Reading the GAF article on Edge, and this caught my eye:

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“When I travelled to Europe last year for four months, I met up with dozens of NeoGAF members, and stayed at the home of two NeoGAF members in Switzerland,” says Malka. “They met each other thanks to the site a few years prior, and she moved from the United States over there and got married. We’ve had several other marriages under similar circumstances.”

Didn't the whole cloud and jarosh thing blossom here? That's cold.
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Indeed it did.
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I suppose in the end it's still right since it's one of those "friend of a friend" things.
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I'm sure Cloud & Jarosh would rather not let it get out that they met on a GAF splinter forum instead of GAF proper. How you gonna explain that to the kids?
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wanna see self-fellating glory leeches: 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538503

you'd think Durante created and programmed Dark Souls by himself.  Not knocking Durante, who seems like a humble, reasonable guy, but all his dick riders.  You'd think the game didn't work out of the box on launch and also deleted your whole PC upon install.

Naturally, Derrick01 goes off the fucking deep end in a hilarious manner

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I would have bought the PC version if the money went to Durante instead of those incompetent fucks who thought it was acceptable to put out one of the worst PC ports of all time.

Dark Souls PC's community of elitist entitled assholes annoys me to no end. "OMG IT USES GAME FOR WINDOWS AND DOESN'T LET ME 120000000000000FPS AT 120Hz ZOMG WORST PORT EVAR!"

*And yet it plays like... the console version which was... alright?*

(Durante fixes the port)

"ZOMG BEST THING EVAR! 10/10 WOULD CUM AGAIN!"

 ::) I'm sure they mean well but they're the microism of "PC Master Race" that just has to dickstroke over "superior graphics" instead of enjoying the game.

A worse port would be GTA4, FFS.

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Fucking maxi pad guy thread... Count fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow Dookkake, how many fucking unfunny puns can he make in one thread? Does that asshole ever contribute anything worthwhile? I want to bash my head against the wall every single time I read his lame ass puns so I never even read anything that looks longer than a one-liner. I really don't want to know what kind of opinions he has on shit.

And I also hate SalsaShark, that guy is so dumb and annoying every time I see him post.

I bet they're e-friends.

Count Dookkake would have long since been banned if it wasn't for the fact that he invites Evilore to a lot of parties.  And has a playmate for a sister.

i'm gonna go ahead and side fully with gaf on this one.   In fact, i'd go ahead and say companies need to issue Twitter posting tips and guidelines for their idiot workers.   Not even "I was kidding" lets you off cause of Poe's Law.   Just...don't do it, simple as that.

Most businesses already have something like this in effect.  For some reason, some people think social networking = absolutely no consequences.  It blows my mind because we've seen many instances over the years where people lost jobs or job offers because of their small time dumbfuckery.
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I like Evilore, he's a pretty cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything.

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turning down seven figures for neogaf

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I'm sure Cloud & Jarosh would rather not let it get out that they met on a GAF splinter forum instead of GAF proper. How you gonna explain that to the kids?

"I met your father on an internet forum about dicks"
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turning down seven figures for neogaf

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Why? GAF is a steady flow of income and it pretty much seems to remain that way. Hell, I keep seeing gaffers post that they wanna paypal Evilore 10, 50, even 100 dollars for the entertainment theyve gotten over the years.

Yeah, I don't have enough information to guess at whether that's a good call or not. Just how high in the seven figures are we talking, and what's he making annually on GAF as is? If GAF is currently pulling in enough right now where the longterm benefits of staying put vastly outweigh the benefits of cashing out now, I can see why he's staying on.

Personally, though, I think I'd be heavily tempted to cash out unless the regular income just really is that high that seven figures is a laughable sum. I'd love the idea of being set for life, and at even the mid range number of $5 million, one should be able to live comfortably off of interest alone. The volatility of eCommerce would also have me eager to get out while the going is good. Of course, I'm not really a numbers guy, so what do I know?

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turning down seven figures for neogaf

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Why? GAF is a steady flow of income and it pretty much seems to remain that way. Hell, I keep seeing gaffers post that they wanna paypal Evilore 10, 50, even 100 dollars for the entertainment theyve gotten over the years.

One reason would be for EviLore to live out his "vagabond fantasy" without concern.
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no way would i sell it.  that thing grows by itself and has ridiculous long term monetization possibilities.   i'm jelly 4 sure

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i learned a lot about pc gamers that day.   I thought the people who complained about a lack of mouse controls in DMC4 were just a small group of radicals.  turns out there are all kinds of standards which have to be in place on launch or else its the worst game of all time.  even if it was fixed in a mod right when it came out.

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turning down seven figures for neogaf

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Why? GAF is a steady flow of income and it pretty much seems to remain that way. Hell, I keep seeing gaffers post that they wanna paypal Evilore 10, 50, even 100 dollars for the entertainment theyve gotten over the years.

One reason would be for EviLore to live out his "vagabond fantasy" without concern.

his definition of "vagabond fantasy" is drifting from country to country fucking European pussy


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Who would pay 7 figures for neogaf?  Weren't those bitches complaining nonstop about ads?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538761


ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

its up to post 6 at the time i'm posting this

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no way would i sell it.  that thing grows by itself and has ridiculous long term monetization possibilities.   i'm jelly 4 sure

DS stuff

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i learned a lot about pc gamers that day.   I thought the people who complained about a lack of mouse controls in DMC4 were just a small group of radicals.  turns out there are all kinds of standards which have to be in place on launch or else its the worst game of all time.  even if it was fixed in a mod right when it came out.

But this goes both ways, you had souls fans claiming that the locked resolution was an artistic choice and to not have it in place goes against the artistic integrity. Also there is always an argument about a pause menu in game on online mode I can understand it not being there but offline there should be an option. The answer is always buh buh buh to just quit your game and then go back in!

Also PC GAF, Derrick and co are trogs.
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Dark Souls has a pause function. It just takes 5~7 button inputs and some loading. Stop being so entitled.

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Dark Souls has a pause function. It just takes 5~7 button inputs and some loading. Stop being so entitled.

Check your unpeople privilege.

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I just brought up the topic of said pause button, to see who would fall for it congrats. :troll
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But that doesn't mean there isn't stupid fucking opinions in both camps.
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