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Note to self: threads with either Frats or Sororities as the subject send some gaffers into a tizzy.

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Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #3361 on: April 18, 2013, 05:19:49 PM »
Why are breast feeding women so fucking humourless. I was helping a breastfeeder to write an email to all the parents who are attending our double D's birthday party, I suggest writing something along the lines of 'if you can't find the soft play party in the Center, make your way to reception, where they'll give you a guide dog'.

I genuinely wasn't aware that a proper blind person was coming along to this thing, which gives me the chance to find out whether or not they can laugh at my awesome blind people jokes, blacks or Jews don't, so statistically I actually stand a greater chance of success with this niche demographic!
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This Boston thread...

"I'm so relieved [the suspects identified by the FBI] aren't black!"

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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As a representative of Black GAF I apologize for my fellow caucus member.
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This Boston thread...

"I'm so relieved [the suspects identified by the FBI] aren't black!"

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Maybe they live in Boston and they're already surrounded by racist fucks?
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Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #3365 on: April 18, 2013, 06:41:34 PM »
This Boston thread...

"I'm so relieved [the suspects identified by the FBI] aren't black!"

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Hey I can relate.
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Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #3366 on: April 18, 2013, 06:54:49 PM »
why would you want to work at gt

i've seen tons of people congratulating wario on getting the job.  anyone who wasted any of their life working in the games media knows this is essentially congratulating someone on making supervisor at mcdonalds.

it's not even that it's fucked

it's that you are making less than the guy that pumps your gas at the shell station

While that may be true, when your whole world-view and identity revolve around McD's, and your sustenance solely rely on their menu, that person suddenly becomes an important part of your life regardless.

These people who're genuinely and disproportionately excited for him are probably out of touch with reality, all they care about is the fact he *might* have some semblance of impact on this hobby they're incredibly invested in. We're talking about the type of people who gave the likes of Keighly and Gaist enough power to govern their emotions and ruin their day/week.
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I figured hiring Wario is a clever way to reduce some of GAF's alleged industry influence - by taking away one of the primary posters of news items that get picked up by other sites it reduces GAF's relevance.  Unless someone else steps up, that is.  But that kind of crazy dedication to monitoring Twitter and various RSS feeds isn't something just anyone has.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2013, 07:26:10 PM by FStop7 »

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I met him randomly at Xbox Spring Show, seemed like a decent enough guy lol.

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I have thing for his eyes. They always reminded me of Kate Walsh.

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I figured hiring Wario is a clever way to reduce some of GAF's alleged industry influence - by taking away one of the primary posters of news items that get picked up by other sites it reduces GAF's relevance.  Unless someone else steps up, that is.  But that kind of crazy dedication to monitoring Twitter and various RSS feeds isn't something just anyone has.



All it really means is the news will hit 5 minutes later.  He was fast and thorough, but it's not a skill or anything that can't be covered by 100 other people who go at normal pace.

edit: I suspect they'll have to market him up a bit because if they think he's some important icon of the hardcore gaming online community, they're in for a bit of a surprise.   Like a publisher mistaking online hype for actual sales type of thing.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2013, 09:00:27 PM by Don Flamenco »

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Dem flared nostrils.

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It's probably also holdover for when he posted here and I was the only one who called him out and he then bailed.

Probably this, Evilore isn't the forgetting type

Shit gets around fast on the interwebs.

etoilet what was the ban message?

You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

I got: "You're still around? Fuck off."

heh, didn't see you here.  ;)

Himu

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Lone are you the guy who want diagnosed with a terminal illness back in the day?
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Bad move at talking to him on a chat/irc about the perma. Shame but it looks like you are begging even if you might not be.

Lone

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Lone are you the guy who want diagnosed with a terminal illness back in the day?

Nah, I'm not Insomniac or LonestarSMT.

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I have nothing against wario, I enjoy him on twitter and good on him for doing something that he obviously enjoys.

Regarding Oscar's comparison, I'd be more worried about job security than pay (if you get paid, since there's 1000 kids who would do what you do for free and everyone knows how well  gaming media companies are performing lately).
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whoa, souls being snatched left and right in the britgaf thread.

I would be permad if i hadnt requested that weekban, fuck evilore

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54426048&postcount=4965

Mikeside got permad for this

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EviLore is just getting progressively worse, like a forum drunk.

Tashbrooke

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EviLore is just getting progressively worse, like a forum drunk.
To the extent of him ruining the forum, I've always loved gaf but that was the final straw, maybe I'll start posting there again in a few weeks but gaf does feel pretty tainted once you've been on the wrong side of that cunt
Do they do community threads on this board? Because I want a new britgaf.. -_-

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Sorry bro, this is a forum about American issues and neogaf. Why don't you try somewhere like rare scandals?
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Don Flamenco

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all the publicity last week, and reverting to draconian "ban for whatever" rule and rustling up his own forum members this week.  weird.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=541272

Jinfash & Wrath (which sounds awesome), how jealous are you? I won't lie, if I was in the same room as these guys when it happened and I didn't get arrested, I would feel a bit disappointed.

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here's a present for morning bore to wake up to:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543072

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Sorry bro, this is a forum about American issues and neogaf. Why don't you try somewhere like rare scandals?

Seriously?
No room for a BritGAF refugees thread?

Sorry bro, this is a forum about American issues and neogaf. Why don't you try somewhere like rare scandals?

Seriously?
No room for a BritGAF refugees thread?

I wouldn't bother with permission from these guys, plenty of Brits here like... Don... and ... um I dunno actually. Premium Lager is in Ireland I think. Familiarize yourself with people in this thread and similar:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=39591.0

Steel yourselves chaps, moderation is different here! (better as it happens)

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If you want to make a thread about British people and your disgusting uncut cocks, go ahead.

Do you guys think I should make a child board for these "community / catch-all" threads, similar to the other place?

It might clean up some of the clutter going on.
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If you want to make a thread about British people and your disgusting uncut cocks, go ahead.

Do you guys think I should make a child board for these "community / catch-all" threads, similar to the other place?

It might clean up some of the clutter going on.

If you think there are enough different communities here, sure. I quite like the Hotdog bar as a general catch-all though

I was trying to think of a way we could fit disgusting uncut foreskin into the banner image for such a community, but this was the best I could find (NSFW):

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pilonv1

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Just noticed in the Boston thread that Infowars.com is banned :lol
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Yeah, we should really sort out those 20 active threads a day cluttering up the forum. It's a mess.
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Just noticed in the Boston thread that Infowars.com is banned :lol

As it should be. :manny
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Amusingly masterful baiting or scarcely legible cretin?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=54565131#post54565131

"Why is Zelda flat? It doesn't mean anything.. nothing."  :lol edit: nvm, I think he's fucking with them
« Last Edit: April 19, 2013, 10:07:00 AM by radioheadrule83 »

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Chechnya has the highest concentration of radical Islamists of just about any area in the world. It wouldn't be too sweeping a generation to unilaterally declare this ethnic subset to be the scourge of the earth. They wreaked havoc against school children in Russia not too long ago. I'm usually a proponent of multicultural postmodern relativism, but fuck Chechnya. Shitty fucking people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54572460&postcount=8814

Excellent dispassionate and reductive analysis of an age old conflict... I'll be curious to see if he gets away with that.

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So they were from Chechnya? This is how the tv series Seven Days started

Somewhere in the Nevada desert Jonathan LaPaglia is suiting up
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Chechnya has the highest concentration of radical Islamists of just about any area in the world. It wouldn't be too sweeping a generation to unilaterally declare this ethnic subset to be the scourge of the earth. They wreaked havoc against school children in Russia not too long ago. I'm usually a proponent of multicultural postmodern relativism, but fuck Chechnya. Shitty fucking people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54572460&postcount=8814

Excellent dispassionate and reductive analysis of an age old conflict... I'll be curious to see if he gets away with that.


i think he's talking about radical islamists, but it also sounds like he's talking about all of Chechnya.   

in any case, mark another point down for emotional revenge guy who thinks its justified to do what they've done to them.    Code of Hammurabi alive and well.

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"I only wish to honor my brother's last wish. btw, look what I got for my selfless work for the sake of my dead brother"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543009

« Last Edit: April 19, 2013, 01:35:22 PM by bork laser »

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What'd he do to deserve that again?
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What'd he do to deserve that again?

Ate a fuckton of Denny's and passed out some Kickstarter money.

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At first since it was Kentucky I thought it was tie a black guy to your truck and drive in a parking lot but then I remembered that was Missouri so you're okay in my book Seth!
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UNLEASH THE BEARCATS MOTHERFUCKERS
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Chechnya has the highest concentration of radical Islamists of just about any area in the world. It wouldn't be too sweeping a generation to unilaterally declare this ethnic subset to be the scourge of the earth. They wreaked havoc against school children in Russia not too long ago. I'm usually a proponent of multicultural postmodern relativism, but fuck Chechnya. Shitty fucking people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54572460&postcount=8814

Excellent dispassionate and reductive analysis of an age old conflict... I'll be curious to see if he gets away with that.
Did not realise you were already on here man! Why did you commit suicide?

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Chechnya has the highest concentration of radical Islamists of just about any area in the world. It wouldn't be too sweeping a generation to unilaterally declare this ethnic subset to be the scourge of the earth. They wreaked havoc against school children in Russia not too long ago. I'm usually a proponent of multicultural postmodern relativism, but fuck Chechnya. Shitty fucking people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54572460&postcount=8814

Excellent dispassionate and reductive analysis of an age old conflict... I'll be curious to see if he gets away with that.
Did not realise you were already on here man! Why did you commit suicide?
Not cool, man.  Thousands of people commit suicide everyday.  It's not something to joke about.  It's so distinguished mentally-challenged that people feel they can casually throw around jokes about rape, abortion, murder, suicide, etc. 

Don Flamenco

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i raped someone on her way out of abortion surgery.  I was gonna murder her too, but forced her to commit suicide instead. 

...so this is what it feels like to be Carlton Mellick III   

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You horrible, horrible man.

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Chechnya has the highest concentration of radical Islamists of just about any area in the world. It wouldn't be too sweeping a generation to unilaterally declare this ethnic subset to be the scourge of the earth. They wreaked havoc against school children in Russia not too long ago. I'm usually a proponent of multicultural postmodern relativism, but fuck Chechnya. Shitty fucking people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54572460&postcount=8814

Excellent dispassionate and reductive analysis of an age old conflict... I'll be curious to see if he gets away with that.
Did not realise you were already on here man! Why did you commit suicide?

Essentially I was bored of all the faux-interest, trolls, cynicism and pages of unreadable drivel/drama on the gaming side -- all that stuff probably exists here, but you're free to get feisty about making your point here, and you can still have fun with it. You don't have to tred on egg shells here, moderation isn't quite as fascist, and there is generally less shit to wade through.

I PM'd duckroll to ask, as a long standing member there, why they were letting some complete arseholes continue to shit up threads, and provided specific examples that I thought neither fun/funny or constructive. I said it wasn't the comments in particular that bothered me but the pages and pages of reaction and counter reaction. Just constant bickering. I suggested that maybe it was the insane user count, or that they were wilfully letting users create drama for clicks, or that they were even in on some of it via mod forums and IRC - because I couldn't see any other explanation for allowing certain people to have their supremely annoying schtik.

I essentially got told "deal with it", and when I saw EviLore engage in what seemed to me like pretty snipey, cynical behaviour himself - I kinda figured, this is why it happens! The man at the top does it! So I took it out on him in the message that got me banned. Even though I'm not going back, I did apologise to EviLore by email (I know I know - but my overall problem wasn't really his fault) and I properly explained why I flipped my shit, and why I don't care about posting there right now after 9+ years. He responded 'Understood'. I dunno, it would be nice if it was understood.

I feel bad about investing so much time there to be honest too. Still like lots of the people there, loved the meets, I'd go to more of them, but I needed to put a little distance between me, GAF and it's various wind up merchants. I don't have the time or patience any more. Borians are okay, there's less of them and a cunt is a cunt here.

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I dont get why you apologised, i would've just sent him a picture of your cock and balls

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Ya, uncut cocks give me the heebie jeebies.
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I dont get why you apologised, i would've just sent him a picture of your cock and balls

I'm insecure about my cock and balls in all scenarios where a) my cock isn't fully engorged, and b) I'm not drunk

If it had been Friday, I maybe could have done it. Alas, it was a work-night!

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I'm insecure about my cock and balls in all scenarios where a) my cock isn't fully engorged, and b) I'm not drunk

If it had been Friday, I maybe could have done it. Alas, it was a work-night!
Take a picture of your cousins junk sand send that instead?

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I'm insecure about my cock and balls in all scenarios where a) my cock isn't fully engorged, and b) I'm not drunk

If it had been Friday, I maybe could have done it. Alas, it was a work-night!
Take a picture of your cousins junk sand send that instead?

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING!  FOR THE LAST TIME, THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED WITH PICS OF PEOPLE'S BALLS.

Tashbrooke

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THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING!  FOR THE LAST TIME, THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED WITH PICS OF PEOPLE'S BALLS.

You sir need to get with the program

"I only wish to honor my brother's last wish. btw, look what I got for my selfless work for the sake of my dead brother"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543009

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You'd think they'd at least call it Aaron Collins Month. Shit mayor. Shit month.

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If you want to make a thread about British people and your disgusting uncut cocks, go ahead.

Speak for yourself, demi. More  :bow uncut dicks  :bow2 for me.  :drool

Yes, yes, I know:  :supergay I'll beat y'all to the punch and use it.

I dont get why you apologised, i would've just sent him a picture of your cock and balls

I'm insecure about my cock and balls in all scenarios where a) my cock isn't fully engorged, and b) I'm not drunk

That's fine, baby. Just send them to me and I'll give you compliments.  >:(

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If it had been Friday, I maybe could have done it. Alas, it was a work-night!

 :'(

"I only wish to honor my brother's last wish. btw, look what I got for my selfless work for the sake of my dead brother"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543009

This makes me angry. I'm going to the angrydome.
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Chechnya has the highest concentration of radical Islamists of just about any area in the world. It wouldn't be too sweeping a generation to unilaterally declare this ethnic subset to be the scourge of the earth. They wreaked havoc against school children in Russia not too long ago. I'm usually a proponent of multicultural postmodern relativism, but fuck Chechnya. Shitty fucking people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54572460&postcount=8814

Excellent dispassionate and reductive analysis of an age old conflict... I'll be curious to see if he gets away with that.
Did not realise you were already on here man! Why did you commit suicide?
Not cool, man.  Thousands of people commit suicide everyday.  It's not something to joke about.  It's so distinguished mentally-challenged that people feel they can casually throw around jokes about rape, abortion, murder, suicide, etc.

Check your living person privilege


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Uncut cocks > cut cocks in terms of aesthetic.
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It's interesting how many people have never heard of Chechnya. How is that possible? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54612951&postcount=13847

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Uncut cocks > cut cocks in terms of aesthetic.

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