Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[brawndolicious]

Eh, buy from a family farm if you want but don't say it's better for the environment.

[Shadow Mod]

Eh, buy from a family farm if you want but don't say it's better for the environment.

Who said it was? Just saying if they're giving you shit ask if they're even buying locally farmed/fair trade shit that's not hurting people.

[MCD]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=553638

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[Joe Molotov]

http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=553638

Lovin' it

Look at this sweet lineup that looks almost identical to Nintendo's lineup for the GameCube! How can Nintendo fail?

[Joe Molotov]

LOL, I rustled a few junior's jimmies. That's a good note to call it a night on.

[StealthFan]

I'd fuck all those twerking hos.

[parallax]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=553638

Lovin' it

nintendo fans anthem for this year should be crowded houses "dont dream its over". everything is a personal attack on the great empire with these people.

[Rahxephon91]

Got my Gaf account approved. Wonder how long till I get banned again.

[Momo]

LOL, I rustled a few junior's jimmies. That's a good note to call it a night on.

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[Cerveza mas fina]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=553638

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I was reading that earlier and someone said that nintendo actually has the best lineup this year.

[Rahxephon91]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=553638

Lovin' it

I was reading that earlier and someone said that nintendo actually has the best lineup this year.

They have a lineup?

What is even actually confirmed to come out this year? I mean is the Wii U even getting the big 3rd part games this year? yeah I'm sure it's getting the usual Ubisoft crap and Batman because the new one's made by the people who did the Wii U version of AC. But It's not getting GTAV. The new CoD is shockingly an unknown. Seems pretty shitty. I mean the list that op posted is pretty meh

[Joe Molotov]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=553638

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I was reading that earlier and someone said that nintendo actually has the best lineup this year.

They have a lineup?

What is even actually confirmed to come out this year?

New 3D Mario, New Mario Kart, and Unannounced Retro Game all feature prominently.

[thisismyusername]

Eh, buy from a family farm if you want but don't say it's better for the environment.

Who said it was? Just saying if they're giving you shit ask if they're even buying locally farmed/fair trade shit that's not hurting people.

Well, even if you're buying locally you may be "buying from Monsanto" anyway. They have a strangle-hold on the seed business. No one can save seeds after a harvest from them.

It's not like all Vegan/Veget's don't know this. I know a few that are absolutely furious about Monsanto and it's corruption and the whole food system. So not all of them are out there being smug liberals that smell their own farts in San Fransisco.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=553638

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File not found?

Nevermind, it's back.

[Don Flamenco]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=553548

first response

The Wii U console is displaying nothing on my TV

I think a couple million other people are having that same problem

 

hey, we got "Mod Edits" on the first two posts.  Are they gonna do that for everyone now or would it be too tough to hit the thousands of drive-by posts on gaf every day

[huckleberry]

Where are the mod edits of all the other shit posts on the gaming side?

[Phoenix Dark]

MOD EDIT: This is an example of a bad post.

This can't be life

[Eli Gulgin]

I know we weren't supposed to bitch about the PYP thread anymore but could someone please just nuke it from orbit already? Why must I always click on it, stupid 

[Momo]

IMO The number 1 reason to post/read a forum is entertainment

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=553746

Nintendo hiring an HR person is somehow news. Poor Ninthings scraping the bottom of the barrel for any semblance of news

[Don Flamenco]

Where are the mod edits of all the other shit posts on the gaming side?

what do you mean?   That 500 page thread discussing Phil Fish is totally a legitimate discussion about a guy whose personality has been interpreted through twitter and one liners that people took as direct personal insults...through the internet.

[huckleberry]

Where are the mod edits of all the other shit posts on the gaming side?

what do you mean?   That 500 page thread discussing Phil Fish is totally a legitimate discussion about a guy whose personality has been interpreted through twitter and one liners that people took as direct personal insults...through the internet.

 

[StealthFan]

IMO The number 1 reason to post/read a forum is entertainment

mah nicca

[Verdigris Murder]

Why are some people just so damn salting about Ninty on here?

Get a grip fucktards, you're just as unhinged as the (every other internet tree house forum with an axe to grind over perceived slights: be they videogames, dog shampoos or Chinese Chess))

Yeah two elliptical brackets post that shit up on twitter or just open up your wrists as you wallow in your truly connected world Nathan Barley.

[brob]

If we're gonna take our console war sensibilities over to chinese chess I claim Hou Yifan as my waifu supreme~

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=553806

 

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=553806

 

OP says:

You don't need sex to have relationships. It's a part of many of them but it's not inherent.

these troll threads are pretty good.  no matter how blatantly trollish, you still get like 100 bites


edit:
holy fuck newsfeed

Sure I like hugs, but not the "sexual" kind. I don't even really know what that means, to be honest.

[StealthFan]

Why are some people just so damn salting about Ninty on here?

Get a grip fucktards, you're just as unhinged as the (every other internet tree house forum with an axe to grind over perceived slights: be they videogames, dog shampoos or Chinese Chess))

Yeah two elliptical brackets post that shit up on twitter or just open up your wrists as you wallow in your truly connected world Nathan Barley.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=553806

 

edit: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56849552&postcount=137
"People are kinda being jerks about asexuality here. I know several people who are asexual. Or demisexual. There's nothing wrong with you."

 

[parallax]

Why are some people just so damn salting about Ninty on here?

Get a grip fucktards, you're just as unhinged as the (every other internet tree house forum with an axe to grind over perceived slights: be they videogames, dog shampoos or Chinese Chess))

Yeah two elliptical brackets post that shit up on twitter or just open up your wrists as you wallow in your truly connected world Nathan Barley.

what the the hell are you talking about? i got a headache reading this

[StealthFan]

Please ignore that taco.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56857782&postcount=318

[Shadow Mod]

Need help with socializing.
Please help me understand sex
5 year old accidently fatally shoots 2 year old sister with own rifle (7 pages)

[Joe Molotov]

Need help with socializing.
Please help me understand sex
5 year old accidently fatally shoots 2 year old sister with own rifle (7 pages)

thisisneogafdude.gif

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56857782&postcount=318

As a Fatlus fan, I cringed.

[tiesto]

I learned Thanatos from Secret of Mana.

[Purple Filth]

Isn't that the villain from the next Avengers movie?

The name is Thanos but its derived from Thanatos (the character is obsessed with both the concept and Marvel's personification of Death)

[StealthFan]

God I love jerking off to Jada Fire. I nut much quicker than with those white hoskies.

[Purple Filth]

God I love jerking off to Jada Fire. I nut much quicker than with those white hoskies.

What is her latest video?

The last one I saw she dyed her hair red.

[parallax]

God I love jerking off to Jada Fire. I nut much quicker than with those white hoskies.

What is her latest video?

The last one I saw she dyed her hair red.

she dyed her hair red? what the hell?

[StealthFan]

Yeah she did. Big black bootied hoskie

[Shadow Mod]

gifs in pyp now 

[Phoenix Dark]

Didn't Jada Fire retire earlier this year? There's talk she might come back, god I hope so

[Atramental]

gifs in pyp now 

This is how it starts. Soon, motherfuckers are using gifs of themselves as reaction gifs all over the forum.

DISGUSTING.

I feel somewhat responsible for this.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Need help with socializing.
Please help me understand sex
5 year old accidently fatally shoots 2 year old sister with own rifle (7 pages)

As someone with social anxiety issues I can relate to the first one. It really sucks.

[Broseidon]

Assault butt guy

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56884718&postcount=3743

No it isn't.

Not playing Fez because you dislike Phil Fish sends the message "There are things that I consider more important than how good a video game might potentially be, and conducting oneself with a measure of courtesy and basic human politeness in a professional setting is one of those things". That's hardly impolite or unreasonable.

I mean, I sincerely hope that there are things that everyone considers more important than "Is this a good video game?" - even if a developer having a consistent track record of being rude isn't one of them.

These people exist!!!?        

I can't do this today, that was funny enough   

wowwwwwwwwww  how much beard must grown on one's neck

[brob]

Wouldn't the horrendous working conditions many developers endure be a bigger concern for the vote with your wallet crowd than some dude being a twat and saying twatty things?

[Don Flamenco]

Wouldn't the horrendous working conditions many developers endure be a bigger concern for the vote with your wallet crowd than some dude being a twat and saying twatty things?

but phil fish threw a pebble through the internet and it shattered a thousand nerd egos

[Momo]

Fuck Phil Fish, he will never see a cent of my money.

[Don Flamenco]

the point is that it's pathetic to not judge his game as a game and instead, base your purchase on whether he is sensitive to your emotional needs

[Don Flamenco]

sure, it's a free country

for the record, i don't love the guy.  he gave in and started whining on twitter about overexposure and not understanding why he gets so much criticism...which implies he didn't realize he was trolling.  blech

[Don Flamenco]

you know...he's got an andy kaufman avatar, so maybe he is still trolling.   i dunno, i have already spent more time than i should have thinking about phil fish this morning. 

[Don Flamenco]

Herpes, on the other hand, I am deathly afraid of and fixated upon, being an Ahmaireekuhn:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=553962

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=553998

Ah bloodlust-GAF.

[Momo]

As a veteran of 1000 fights, I'm glad that misfortune never befell me

[huckleberry]

Dude punched someone and it led to the guy dying.  Not sure what there is to argue about. It is involuntary manslaughter pure and simple.

Same thing happened to a kid I went to college with. He had to serve 3 years.

[tiesto]

sure, it's a free country

for the record, i don't love the guy.  he gave in and started whining on twitter about overexposure and not understanding why he gets so much criticism...which implies he didn't realize he was trolling.  blech

Well, a RL friend of mine knows Fish IRL as well and has told me that it's not an act, he's a dick in person too.

Something I noticed about hpsters is that they love to dish out shit and act all uppity/pretentious, but the second they get called out on it, or take the lightest of criticism, they get extra butthurt. Hell, I offended one when I simply referred to him as a hipster

For the record, I still haven't played Fez. It looked interesting back 5 years ago when it was first being worked on, but over time the whole "8-bit styled puzzle-platformer with a gimmick" became a punchline of the indie scene, coupled with his douchebaggery, and I lost all interest... too many other games to play and very little time to play them... would rather start diving through the Ultima series I bought off GOG, would rather put more time into FTL, would rather finish up Virtue's Last Reward, would rather bust open the shrinkwrap on Soul Hackers, would rather try to beat Guardian Legend finally...

[helios]

Dude punched someone and it led to the guy dying.  Not sure what there is to argue about. It is involuntary manslaughter pure and simple.

Same thing happened to a kid I went to college with. He had to serve 3 years.

Some GAFfers would have wanted him to serve life without parole.

[Eli Gulgin]

Dude punched someone and it led to the guy dying.  Not sure what there is to argue about. It is involuntary manslaughter pure and simple.

Same thing happened to a kid I went to college with. He had to serve 3 years.

Some GAFfers would have wanted him to serve life without parole.

Hahaha oh man. Doesn't surprise me one bit though, there are just way too many incredibly stupid shits there.

[huckleberry]

It's so easy to be outraged over shit that has (or will never have) any effect on your life.  I can understand that dloodlust attitude when it comes to pedophiles and rapists but just can't get up the dander over something that was so obviously an accident.