Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Momo]

you guys are approaching levels whereby I just want to troll you all.

[demi]

Goddamn i just realized how annoyingly nitpicky some of yall are towards everything. How does it feel to live in a world without fun?

Like a nice hard shit tickling your sphincter. Mmmmmm gurl

[headwalk]

Goddamn i just realized how annoyingly nitpicky some of yall are towards everything. How does it feel to live in a world without fun?

nothing more fun than having someone come at you with arguments borrowed from the darkest hours of the nintendo volkssturm.

[Himu]

Gears sucks. Uncharted makes it its bitch.

[Himu]

What I like about Uncharted more than Gears is how fast combat and controls are. Drake feels very fluid and agile.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=604276

Not only does she not like him back but she's so repulsed by him sexually that the mere inference that they fucked around makes her sever all contact. This is neogaf.

Maybe it's in her best interest to be sexually repulsed by him.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66470431&postcount=391

[Himu]

that guy is weirddddddddddddddd

[Shadow Mod]

that guy is weirddddddddddddddd

It sounds like he's just another dude who got butthurt that the one woman, who's an asshole but she pays attention to me!, doesn't reciprocate his feelings. To save his ego he go posts about how awful she is, hoping the forums will sympathize but even though there are plenty like him on GAF their need to feel superior to another poster tends to highlight the OP's fuck ups rather than massage the booboo.

[Mr. Gundam]

that guy is weirddddddddddddddd

It sounds like he's just another dude who got butthurt that the one woman, who's an asshole but she pays attention to me!, doesn't reciprocate his feelings. To save his ego he go posts about how awful she is, hoping the forums will sympathize but even though there are plenty like him on GAF their need to feel superior to another poster tends to highlight the OP's fuck ups rather than massage the booboo.

Has anyone figured out who the girl is and let her know he posted the Facebook chat on GAF? Cause you know some creeper will.

Creepy always out creeps each other.

[fistfulofmetal]

I don't even understand the story.

Someone made something up about something he said and this girl didn't like what he allegedly said so she's now using it as an excuse to cut the friendship?

[Mr. Gundam]

I don't even understand the story.

Someone made something up about something he said and this girl didn't like what he allegedly said so she's now using it as an excuse to cut the friendship?

He also seems like an overbearing "romantic" who probably pushed too hard and made her uncomfortable.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't even understand the story.

Someone made something up about something he said and this girl didn't like what he allegedly said so she's now using it as an excuse to cut the friendship?

He talked to mutual friends and made it sound like they had something going on at some point. Friends tell her. She gets mad. We don't know what was actually said by him because this is from his POV. He could have easily said the wrong thing or the mutual friends could be drama queens. Either way if everyone involved wasn't a blatant asshole looking for some drama and acted their age, it would be a simple misunderstanding.

Oh and her bought her a bunch of Animal Crossing shit so she owes him something.

[Mr. Gundam]

I don't even understand the story.

Someone made something up about something he said and this girl didn't like what he allegedly said so she's now using it as an excuse to cut the friendship?

He talked to mutual friends and made it sound like they had something going on at some point. Friends tell her. She gets mad. We don't know what was actually said by him because this is from his POV. He could have easily said the wrong thing or the mutual friends could be drama queens. Either way if everyone involved wasn't a blatant asshole looking for some drama and acted their age, it would be a simple misunderstanding.

Oh and her bought her a bunch of Animal Crossing shit so she owes him something.

Well duh. Monetary value should equate to a handy or something. I mean, c'mon.

[Steve Contra]

Wait he posted the facebook chat?

[Mr. Gundam]

Sounds like everyone involved is young and full of drama and chaos, but that still doesn't justify his crazy ass behavior.

Wait he posted the facebook chat?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66383951&postcount=15

[Mupepe]

Let's be clear, she owes him pussy.  I mean, it's fucking Animal Crossing.  Not some Wii bullshit party game.

[Shadow Mod]

Sounds like everyone involved is young and full of drama and chaos, but that still doesn't justify his crazy ass behavior.

Wait he posted the facebook chat?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66383951&postcount=15

Young but late 20s. The plus side is if these assholes stick together, other people remain drama free.

[Mr. Gundam]

Sounds like everyone involved is young and full of drama and chaos, but that still doesn't justify his crazy ass behavior.

Wait he posted the facebook chat?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66383951&postcount=15

Young but late 20s. The plus side is if these assholes stick together, other people remain drama free.

That's still young. I get the impression that he still lives at home with his parents, too.

[Himu]

Let's be clear, she owes him pussy.  I mean, it's fucking Animal Crossing.  Not some Wii bullshit party game.

putting out for animal crossing

[Joe Molotov]

Look, she said she was sorry for not sucking his dick for Animal Crossing. Clearly she realizes she was wrong.

[Shadow Mod]

The more he posted the more I got "but I bought you WoW gold" vibes. 

[Himu]

he paid 35 dollars for that game. where is his blow job?

[king of the internet]

I would suck mad dick for some Animal Crossing shit.

[Steve Contra]

You buy my a videogame, we are having sex. There's no two ways about it.

Sending Wrath some games as we speak

[PigSpeakers]

Are cheap 100 minigame collections for the wii from the bargain bin at kmart worth any sexual favors?

[Rufus]

A dirty look, provided they're in good condition.

[PigSpeakers]

Well, last time I worked there the only movement they got was from employees rearranging them during morning shift out of boredom.

I could go for a dirty look. What will get me a cuddle while watching television? I've been lonely since me and my girlfriend broke up.

[Shadow Mod]

that guy is weirddddddddddddddd

It sounds like he's just another dude who got butthurt that the one woman, who's an asshole but she pays attention to me!, doesn't reciprocate his feelings. To save his ego he go posts about how awful she is, hoping the forums will sympathize but even though there are plenty like him on GAF their need to feel superior to another poster tends to highlight the OP's fuck ups rather than massage the booboo.

I'm not getting this at all. Apparently she's bipolar and has, on several occasions, lashed out at friends and driven them away over minor bullshit. Having had some experience with this issue, his side of the story makes perfect sense.

How does her being bipolar mean that some of his statements are obviously not built on some expectations? Like that AC shit.

[Rufus]

Well, last time I worked there the only movement they got was from employees rearranging them during morning shift out of boredom.

I could go for a dirty look. What will get me a cuddle while watching television? I've been lonely since me and my girlfriend broke up.

Some uguu shooter special edition that comes with a body pillow.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't see anything in his story but the expectation that a close friend would be more understanding than she seems to be. Lots of dudes on GAF clearly have some issues with feeling entitled to a woman's romantic interest, but this guy is completely focused on how he's lost a close friend.

Edit: maybe I'm wrong. I only read the first few pages and the last page. Is this one of those cases where he starts out innocuous and then reveals his true form later in the thread?

Yes because if you read you saw I was on his side then I come back and it's obvious he's stuck on something. Also they only hung out twice is a big red flag to me.

[nudemacusers]

this:

so I'm just sorry I thought of you when I bought Animal Crossing for your birthday, I'm just really sorry
but it's not the material matter
its the thought
but once again
you have proven to me that girls aren't shit

tell you all you need to know about the situation.

[Himu]

reminds me of an ex gf. one time i wanted pretzels while she was out so she brought me 12 packs of pretzels 4 bucks each.

[nudemacusers]

Okay, I was wrong. Stage 5 fedora alert in that post. Going full-devo is totally justified here.

it's ok, he snuck that in there about halfway down the first page.

[Shadow Mod]

Okay, I was wrong. Stage 5 fedora alert in that post. Going full-devo is totally justified here.

I didn't even notice it till more people quoted it. If you read further I was on his side at first, then saw more and more stupid shit.

[FStop7]

Looking back at last page's discussions about "press A to awesome" and good/bad combat.

The best feeling console shooter to me is a tie between Rainbow Six: Vegas and Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2.  GRAW 2 is still one of my favorite games of the generation, it even had a good story.

[nudemacusers]

I'm not a big shooterbro but I really enjoyed halo 2 and quake 3 multi. killzone 2 was nice on large-ish levels until they kept fucking with the system.

[Shadow Mod]

I guess I kinda skimmed over his exact wording there.

It's funny how so many of these threads start out so innocent only for the OP to reveal that he has massive issues later on.

That's usually how they go. OP gets more emboldened, let's shit slip that anyone who has a modicum of self-awareness wouldn't.

[Shadow Mod]

Obtuse special fellow ass idiot alert.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66497806&postcount=903
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66498616&postcount=911

[Shadow Mod]

Why don't people in areas other than my pleasant white surburbia call the police more often?

 

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6546032&postcount=91

[Momo]

Killzone 2 multi

they really did need to stop fuggling with the balance though.

Yeah multi was fun, controls took a bit to get used to but was worth it

[Mupepe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6546032&postcount=91

I am REALLY confused

[king of the internet]

Killzone 2 multi

they really did need to stop fuggling with the balance though.

Warzone was dope. Rotating objectives in team based multiplayer was a great idea. As far as I know it's only been done again in that shitty Brink game since then.

[brob]

yeah, it's a shame rotating objectives didn't become a staple. great idea.

[FStop7]

Halo 3 had my favorite gunplay. Interestingly enough, the Halo 4 gunplay was complete shit in comparison.

I forgot about Halo 3.  It did have a great feel.  343i missed whatever "it" is about Halo controls in Halo 4. 

I wonder if Frank secretly knows in his heart that Halo 4 fell far short of 3.

[Shadow Mod]

Combat with the Prometheans wasn't nearly as fun as combat against the Covenant. The encounters also felt far more repetitive for some reason.

Probably because the fucking things resurrect themselves. H4 blows.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6546032&postcount=91

I am REALLY confused

The poster got banned, then changed what were originally screenshots to those lolvely messages in their photobucket account. It's ancient though, but someone in the stupid question thread brought it up and it made me chuckle.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6546032&postcount=91

well that's one way to show em! Changing the image sources on a 6 year old thread!

Self-censored no less. Zero balls (lol cuz she's a girl lol)

[brob]

no swag in them ovaries

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=605321

[Steve Contra]

 

[Positive Touch]

"now everybody put your car keys into the bowl"

[Shadow Mod]

This stuff is supposed to be cute or corny or whatever and it just comes off to me as incredibly insecure.

[Broseidon]

Especially with that avatar.

[nudemacusers]

my love is not up to his standards 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66587931&postcount=12

 

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=605321

OP needs to lurk more.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66587931&postcount=12

 

[Shadow Mod]

I didn't think about that... I've just been wanting to post about my wife for like 6 months.

 

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66587931&postcount=12

 

What the fuck.  This dude has terrible sex.

[Snake]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66587931&postcount=12

 

It's sad that practically every avatar I have ever seen portraying white male+female lovers has been owned by a homophobe. And our friend Pogi is no exception.

It's profiling based on profile pics. But it works. :'(