Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=618531

This should be going places.

Pics of the OP, pls.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=62438771&postcount=18560

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=618531

This should be going places.

Pics of the OP, pls.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=62438771&postcount=18560

He looks like my cousin.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

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[Sausage]

After seeing those pics I'd have to agree with mac   .

[Shadow Mod]

mac's getting some biters.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=618531

This should be going places.

Probably the same creepers defending this who defended the cop who stalked a woman after giving her a traffic ticket.

[Kabouter]

Why does every GTA V thread devolve into a discussion about graphics. Since when is GTA about fucking graphics?

Well, I thought GTA IV looked pretty great, and some PC shots still look pretty good. Though, given that it's the weakest mainline entry (I haven't played Chinatown), and it's also the exception in terms of graphics, well...

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=618531

This should be going places.

Probably the same creepers defending this who defended the cop who stalked a woman after giving her a traffic ticket.

I just mentioned that in a post lol.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=618531

This should be going places.

Pics of the OP, pls.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=62438771&postcount=18560

No wonder the poor cleaning man is confused. I wouldn't believe his denial.

[thisismyusername]

  His left eye being completely out of line with the right. Yeah, everyone's isn't 1:1 with the other but that is noticeable. 

Eh, I haven't ran into her annoyance yet. If she starts to leak into gaming I'll "MOD HALP" Steve for a ban?


So you're buddhist, Oscar-san? Or a Christian or what? I'm kinda curious what your religion (or lack thereof) is in comparison to your nun wife.

raised Christian, church every Sunday til I was 14 or 15, now pretty much non-religious, can't see that changing.  fortunately, Buddhism is a pretty open-minded religion and my personal ethics jibe well with it, so our different religions don't cause a problem.

Yeah, I can see that. Buddhism doesn't seem like a "religion" to me but more "way of life." Probably Western religions souring me on the idea of "religions" being different from the strict rules they follow though.

She also practice Shinto?

[Shadow Mod]

Game analyst got people talking seriously about demon genes in the Christian Street Preacher thread.

 

[Shaka Khan]

Game analyst is super cray.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69255341&postcount=7

UNLIMITED POOOOWWWWEEEERRRR, sons!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡?¿<3

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Now since PS4 looks to be the best buy of the generation, sfags are actively glossing over the numerous problems the PS3 has.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Now since PS4 looks to be the best buy of the generation, sfags are actively glossing over the numerous problems the PS3 has.

I would not count out uncle bill just yet....sony has a great history of fumble fucking advantages before.

I will probably buy both, for once (2600-5200-7800-C64-NES-Genesis-PS1-PS2-360) well with the exception that I really fucking liked KOTOR and PDZ.

[headwalk]

i used to think of the 360 and ps3 as competing platforms. now i kinda just see "hd console" gaming as a single increasingly marginalised platform, with the bone vs. ps4 playing out more like a nvidia vs. amd sorta deal. two different ways of achieving the same thing.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i used to think of the 360 and ps3 as competing platforms. now i kinda just see "hd console" gaming as a single increasingly marginalised platform, with the bone vs. ps4 playing out more like a nvidia vs. amd sorta deal. two different ways of achieving the same thing.

came down to Blue Ray and bullshit versus great (if paid) connection and superior multi for any game that mattered (gears 1, WaW, MW, BF2, BF3) and if anybody says no they are lying to themselves.

PS+ looks cool though.

[Himu]

These days taoism, buddhism, and especially confucianism interest me the most. I'm not interested in adhering to a religion after my islam thing years ago but I HAVE prayed at a taoist temple in downtown and really recommend at least experiencing it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I think this gen divided people into multi vs people more into single player experience. It essentially came down to dude bro's (xbox...and I'm guilty) versus what I would deem a more subdued if less competitive scene on PS3.

[Shadow Mod]

I got my PS3 fix at a friend's house and played some of the good stuff on that machine. You can pretty much get away with having just the one if a friend has the other and you hang out at each other's houses.

[Sausage]

I have a 360, but I really want to get a PS3 to catch up on some of the great exclusives I missed since PS4 won't be backwards compatible.

[Shadow Mod]

I have a 360, but I really want to get a PS3 to catch up on some of the great exclusives I missed since PS4 won't be backwards compatible.

Heavy Rain was some funny shit because they were pretty much experts at QTEs while I was not. So they already finished the game. I come over and basically fuck up a bunch, make it a hell of a lot more cinematic by missing punches or getting hit and they were able to see some scenes they basically got to skip because they were "perfect." It made for a hell of a time.

[tiesto]

Game analyst is super cray.

He posts a few decent trance mixes/livesets at least... but yeah his religious stuff is nuts.

[Atramental]

Even when I was at my most religious state of being I was never as cray as GA.

Also, I too am starting to dabble in eastern philosophy and mysticism. Seems to help with my anxiety.

[nudemacusers]

Also, I too am starting to dabble in eastern philosophy and mysticism. Seems to help with my anxiety.

great you're gonna be one of those coexist types huh

[helios]

Also, I too am starting to dabble in eastern philosophy and mysticism. Seems to help with my anxiety.

great you're gonna be one of those coexist types huh

Soon he'll be talking about Gaia and chemtrails

[Atramental]

I said I'm dabbling, goddamn it.

I'm never the guy who goes off the fucking deep end. I'm like a recreational Buddhist.

[Joe Molotov]

I said I'm dabbling, goddamn it.

I'm never the guy who goes off the fucking deep end. I'm like a recreational Buddhist.

Hey if you're going to dabble in something, it might as well be the occult, I always say.

[Atramental]

From an artistic standpoint, I am a fan of occult symbols.

[parallax]

Also, I too am starting to dabble in eastern philosophy and mysticism. Seems to help with my anxiety.

great you're gonna be one of those coexist types huh

im a christian and already act like one of those coexist types. like a slightly less ridiculous version of tone def from fear of a black hat

[radioheadrule83]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=69266356

Sometimes I think sony could take a shit in a box and put $399 on it and you would have thread upon thread about how aerodynamic/tech advanced sonys shit is compared to your own bowl movements.

The amount of replies quoting and attacking this junior speaks to the butthurt it caused. The amount of sheeple who apparently aren't fanboys but 'hate' MS is interesting... Hate is a pretty strong emotion for people who supposedly don't give a shit.

 The whole thread is full of pious holier than thou wankers trying to pretend they don't have bias, and trying to pretend that GAFs gaming side isn't just one big pointless argument. Its entire lifeblood is fanboyism, there is little if any heartfelt enthusiasm from anyone for anything. Its an echo chamber in which everyone is talking but not really reading what anyone says. They're just up-voting and down-voting games and systems for acceptance into the hive, moaning a lot and thinking they're smarter, funnier and more influential than they really are. A bit like the gaming side here actually. People are fuckinh gobshites and I'm a gobshite for consorting with other gobshites.

[Atramental]

"I'm not biased but... M$ can go eat a bag of xbot dicks."

[brawndolicious]

Well let's be fair. eating dicks has to be harder than eating vaginas. Like you can't gag on a vagina and there's no hot fluid splurging whenever it feels like it but I don't know much about to eat a dick so I don't know.

If you've eaten a dick, you should speak up.

[StealthFan]

Well let's be fair. eating dicks has to be harder than eating vaginas. Like you can't gag on a vagina and there's no hot fluid splurging whenever it feels like it but I don't know much about to eat a dick so I don't know.

If you've eaten a dick, you should speak up.

Sounds like you know all about it already.

[Eli Gulgin]

"Hot fluid" makes it sound like you could burn yourself when you get sprayed with cum

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Or maybe you meant hot piss

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[brob]

If you haven't gagged on a vagina you haven't lived.

[FStop7]

If you haven't gagged on a vagina you haven't lived.

And so a new porn genre is born...

[Joe Molotov]

If you haven't gagged on a vagina you haven't lived.

And so a new porn genre is born...

Is Chyna back in the porn game?

[ToxicAdam]

You need to take a woman out dancing all night without her panties on. Then you will learn how to gag on a vagina later on.

[TakingBackSunday]

jesus christ TA 

[nudemacusers]

you're not a real man until you've gagged on vagina and chewed on milky tits.

[Himu]

Well let's be fair. eating dicks has to be harder than eating vaginas. Like you can't gag on a vagina and there's no hot fluid splurging whenever it feels like it but I don't know much about to eat a dick so I don't know.

If you've eaten a dick, you should speak up.

Sucking a dick is way harder than eating a pussy. Straight guys got off light and they're still wimps about it.

[TakingBackSunday]

interesting counterpoint, himumu

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69413461&postcount=25

:fedora

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69453611&postcount=10

 

 

[Steve Contra]

Wearing cologne 

[Positive Touch]

steve's all about that natural hipster musk

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smells like kale and vegan cheese

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[Steve Contra]

Vegan cheese

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Kale

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[etiolate]

It seems there are PC dirt people, too.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69440191&postcount=12470

[Shaka Khan]

My body fragrance comes from rubbing basil on my skin before leaving the house. It gives me that earthy, fresh scent that allures all the truckers.

[Shadow Mod]

Wanna see some real fucking idiots in action pretending to be smart check the Evo Biology thread. Jesus.

[etiolate]

My mom once dated a school teacher who rubbed vanilla extract all over his body. That was his fragrance. They had been casually dating for a month or so when she finally went to his house. There, she found that it was full of Star Wars toys and guns. Not like just toy guns, but actual rifles and shit just randomly stuffed into cabinets and closets.

She dumped him the next day.

[Shadow Mod]

My mom once dated a school teacher who rubbed vanilla extract all over his body. That was his fragrance. They had been casually dating for a month or so when she finally went to his house. There, she found that it was full of Star Wars toys and guns. Not like just toy guns, but actual rifles and shit just randomly stuffed into cabinets and closets.

She dumped him the next day.

How strange. I'd avoid him too.

[Steve Contra]

My mom once dated a school teacher who rubbed vanilla extract all over his body. That was his fragrance. They had been casually dating for a month or so when she finally went to his house. There, she found that it was full of Star Wars toys and guns. Not like just toy guns, but actual rifles and shit just randomly stuffed into cabinets and closets.

She dumped him the next day.

But not before staying the night

[nachobro]

Wanna see some real fucking idiots in action pretending to be smart check the Evo Biology thread. Jesus.

I see you already proclaimed that you're out. So it shouldn't be too much longer before you resume posting in there to get more attention.

[Shadow Mod]

Wanna see some real fucking idiots in action pretending to be smart check the Evo Biology thread. Jesus.

I see you already proclaimed that you're out. So it shouldn't be too much longer before you resume posting in there to get more attention.

No I left. They want to act like it's an intellectual discussion when they don't understand how evolution works. Doesn't work.

Perkel is weird, measuring success by the size of a class of invertebrates and calling them "more evolved." I don't even know what he's talking about at this point.

[nachobro]

Welcome to every science thread on GAF. People scan Wikipedia articles and proclaim their expertise. For a forum full of permanent college students, everyone is pretty distinguished mentally-challenged.

[Shadow Mod]

Welcome to every science thread on GAF. People scan Wikipedia articles and proclaim their expertise. For a forum full of college students, everyone is pretty distinguished mentally-challenged.

I just don't talk about a lot of science stuff I haven't read up on nearly enough. They seem to think a thing that works can't have significant flaws. It's just head against brick wall.

[Shaka Khan]

Welcome to every science thread on GAF. People scan Wikipedia articles and proclaim their expertise. For a forum full of permanent college students, everyone is pretty distinguished mentally-challenged.

Wait...

:'(

[Steve Youngblood]

Welcome to every science thread on GAF. People scan Wikipedia articles and proclaim their expertise. For a forum full of permanent college students, everyone is pretty distinguished mentally-challenged.

Wait...

:'(

Don't worry, Shaka. He's talking about other (pushing?) 30-year-old college students. You're a winner!

[Shaka Khan]