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Joe Molotov

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My mom once dated a school teacher who rubbed vanilla extract all over his body. That was his fragrance. They had been casually dating for a month or so when she finally went to his house. There, she found that it was full of Star Wars toys and guns. Not like just toy guns, but actual rifles and shit just randomly stuffed into cabinets and closets.

She dumped him the next day.



One of the biggest driving forces of me getting married was starting to hang around at older singles bars (30-40). The people you meet there were so scary, sad or weird. I saw my future and it didn't look good.

I should qualify that it was in a small city. I'm sure if I lived in a bigger city, the quality/quantity of people would have been better. Maybe.


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30-40 singles bars aren't bad for meeting milfs though
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Yea, as long as it's not their weekend to have the kids, they don't have born-again, crazy-ass church revival the next morning or one of their 5 cats don't need to go to the vet.

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SomethingSensitive really pushes the "permastudent" label for SA, and it also applies for GAF.
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Permament college students :lol
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ToxicAdam

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=620031

Everyone is mocking MS for marketing the new console to small business, but it's kind of genius, because you can then write the purchase off on your taxes as a business expense.

Surprised no on in that thread hasn't mentioned it.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=620031

Everyone is mocking MS for marketing the new console to small business, but it's kind of genius, because you can then write the purchase off on your taxes as a business expense.

Surprised no on in that thread hasn't mentioned it.

all my small business will require is an oculus rift, whatever virtual bonerware i can source and a curtained off corner in a porno cinema lobby.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2013, 08:25:34 AM by headwalk »

Phoenix Dark

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=620031

Everyone is mocking MS for marketing the new console to small business, but it's kind of genius, because you can then write the purchase off on your taxes as a business expense.

Surprised no on in that thread hasn't mentioned it.

It's actually an interesting idea. Many health and orthodontal offices have gaming consoles in the lobby, and this allows it to be written off. Not bad.

edit: it could also be used for board rooms/presentations
« Last Edit: July 11, 2013, 09:42:11 AM by Phoenix Dark »
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I'm 29 with two more years of grad school. I figure I'll then need a year or two to get established in a career before I could consider getting married, which would put me at 32-33 at the minimum before I could put a ring on anybody. Not even stressed though; I can probably still pick up a 27 year old at that age.

Nah by then you will be the creepy 32 year old guy at college parties (Van Wilder does not exist IRL) Best to invest some time now and plant the seed my man.
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I've never met Van Wilder irl too.

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I've met dudes who think they're Van Wilder :-\
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Phoenix Dark

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I've met a lot of 30 year olds in undergrad business school. They tended to be the hardest workers, at least whenever I had to do group projects.
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^^ That's true. These old fucks need to stop making me look bad. (replying to PD)

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"slightly" less than next gen capabilities :rofl :rofl

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69517936&postcount=1013

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btw who was the black canadian(?) dude who's slowly going off the deep end?
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69517936&postcount=1013

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Hooo boy.
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More like SPRG, amirite?
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69517936&postcount=1013

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Shadow Mod

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btw who was the black canadian(?) dude who's slowly going off the deep end?

CrushDance.

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My mom once dated a school teacher who rubbed vanilla extract all over his body. That was his fragrance. They had been casually dating for a month or so when she finally went to his house. There, she found that it was full of Star Wars toys and guns. Not like just toy guns, but actual rifles and shit just randomly stuffed into cabinets and closets.

She dumped him the next day.



One of the biggest driving forces of me getting married was starting to hang around at older singles bars (30-40). The people you meet there were so scary, sad or weird. I saw my future and it didn't look good.

I should qualify that it was in a small city. I'm sure if I lived in a bigger city, the quality/quantity of people would have been better. Maybe.

Here the older singles bars are filled with 40-50 year olds who dress and act like they're 20 year old guids.
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I'm 28 and the girl I'm seeing is 19.  No fucks are given.
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Phoenix Dark

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I'm 28 and the girl I'm seeing is 19.  No fucks are given.

You bought her anything?
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Lingerie? :mynicca


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Pretty sure she has a screw loose.

Shaka Khan

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Someone should suggest that she moves all her gifs to an easily blockable photobucket account.
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Shadow Mod

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pyp, post your so, dating-age, can't stop running into it.


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btw who was the black canadian(?) dude who's slowly going off the deep end?

CrushDance.

I think Kinitari is also an (Ethiopian) black canadian but he seems okay if a bit argumentative.

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« Last Edit: July 11, 2013, 07:18:05 PM by parallax »

Phoenix Dark

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is she popular with black-gaf? I tend to avoid that community.
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is she popular with black-gaf? I tend to avoid that community.

ive never seen her in a thread before.


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Joe Molotov

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pyp, post your so, dating-age, can't stop running into it.

"Hey guys, what games should I buy during the steam sale?"

*inquisitive.gif*
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Why is some fat girl talking about sex?
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Creepgaf keeps fucking up these threads where it's obvious someone is a creepy stalker and they need to be fired.

Shaka Khan

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Devo: Who do you designate as the creepiest of creeps on GAF right? I need to read something that chills my spine, help me quit the internet, perhaps.
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2013, 08:18:18 PM by Shaka Khan »
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Answer it anyway I wanna see :hyper
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Eli Gulgin

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That Damaged dude is so going to regret not lying to her about them meeting, she's already making plans for them to meet lol. It'll be just like all the gifs and dumb opinions and getting called a failure if you don't please her, just in real life and even more crazy!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69309076&postcount=7849
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69323006&postcount=7852
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69528566&postcount=7868

Shaka Khan

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"And I look like that..."

Could have just pointed to your avatar or one photo, sis.
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Shaka Khan

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She always looks like she's about to *pop* in her photos lol.
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StealthFan

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She needs to get thrown in the bushes already.
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Eli Gulgin

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"And I look like that..."

Could have just pointed to your avatar or one photo, sis.

But the avatar doesn't show the boobs pushed up to her chin with a mega tight corset (along with some of the tummy fat :teehee), she's trying to lure him in, must show the big pert boobs and the small waist she's faking.

Shadow Mod

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Devo: Who do you designate as the creepiest of creeps on GAF right? I need to read something that chills my spine, help me quit the internet, perhaps.

Tough call, I haven't seen some original wtf shit in a while, just defense of wtf shit. Here are some winners from the thread I was referencing though:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69220921&postcount=202
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69224771&postcount=224
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69547436&postcount=354
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69698861&postcount=406
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69703856&postcount=418

Michael Moaner

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I would say NinjaBoiX without question. It's not even up for debate. That guy is blatantly a sex offender.

Shadow Mod

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I would say NinjaBoiX without question. It's not even up for debate. That guy is blatantly a sex offender.

But some britgaf chicks love him.

>_>

Michael Moaner

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I would say NinjaBoiX without question. It's not even up for debate. That guy is blatantly a sex offender.

But some britgaf chicks love him.

>_>

Pretty sure that's just a single girl? The redheaded snaggletooth with awkward tattoos and a husband who champions fedora's. I could be wrong.

Shadow Mod

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Pretty sure that's just a single girl? The redheaded snaggletooth with awkward tattoos and a husband who champions fedora's. I could be wrong.

lol who's her hubby

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I would say NinjaBoiX without question. It's not even up for debate. That guy is blatantly a sex offender.

NinjaBoi is a doofus, but in a forum full of dudes with pedo-bait anime avatars he's not that high in the creeper list. At least he's not as likely to have a 50gb archive of CP.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2013, 08:52:26 PM by king of the internet »