Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5122504 times)

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #9720 on:** July 17, 2013, 07:53:38 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71182336&postcount=6

brob · « **Reply #9721 on:** July 17, 2013, 07:58:19 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on July 17, 2013, 07:52:15 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on July 17, 2013, 07:49:32 PM
I don't think my internet presence is notable enough for anyone to bother

unintentionally flying under the radar :'(

I'm not much of a digital sleuth, but if it'll make you feel better, I won't sleep tonight until I dig up some juicy dirt on you that you would surely pay tens of dollars to keep quiet. You're that important to me.

omg my anxiety sense is tingling already

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9722 on:** July 17, 2013, 08:02:31 PM »

As hilarious as the pedo furry porn is I can't in good conscience support doxxing someone. Total creepsville.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9723 on:** July 17, 2013, 08:02:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71183856&postcount=325

really scraping the bottom of the barrel here with these new ones

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9724 on:** July 17, 2013, 08:13:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71186171&postcount=25

Ugh, having a roomie not chip in some cleaning really sucks.

Polari · « **Reply #9725 on:** July 17, 2013, 08:16:42 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 17, 2013, 08:13:21 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71186171&postcount=25

Ugh, having a roomie not chip in some cleaning really sucks.

Try having three. I'll post a picture of my flatmate's room sometime. It's actually the most disgusting thing I've seen in person. Can't wait to get out of this shithole.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9726 on:** July 17, 2013, 08:21:28 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626431

"Remember when we bought you clothes and power rangers and shit all those years? PAYBACK TIME BITCH!"

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9727 on:** July 17, 2013, 08:22:22 PM »

Quote from: Polari on July 17, 2013, 08:16:42 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 17, 2013, 08:13:21 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71186171&postcount=25

Ugh, having a roomie not chip in some cleaning really sucks.

Try having three. I'll post a picture of my flatmate's room sometime. It's actually the most disgusting thing I've seen in person. Can't wait to get out of this shithole.

Sounds awful.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9728 on:** July 17, 2013, 08:36:34 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 17, 2013, 08:21:28 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626431

"Remember when we bought you clothes and power rangers and shit all those years? PAYBACK TIME BITCH!"

and I thought my parents were shitty.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #9729 on:** July 17, 2013, 08:57:08 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on July 17, 2013, 07:17:27 PM

Is lowtax hella rich? If so, good on him. Live life. Do whatevs.

Not really, if SSensitive is to be believed, but they're all "trolls" so what the hell do I know?

AFAIR Lowtax is similar to IRC server handlers: Able to support himself but not making mad money. I think Evilore is the only one that has kinda bucked that trend but at the cost of servers crashing from a gentle breeze.

Tasty · « **Reply #9730 on:** July 17, 2013, 09:03:12 PM »

Sometimes I'm glad that I've been roommate-less since April (although my ex-roomie was a pretty amazing, amicable guy.)

Then I look at my rent and go "Fuck I need a roommate asap. $:-\$ "

Damn my procrastination.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #9731 on:** July 17, 2013, 09:18:17 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 17, 2013, 08:21:28 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626431

"Remember when we bought you clothes and power rangers and shit all those years? PAYBACK TIME BITCH!"

Haha, holy shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9732 on:** July 17, 2013, 09:43:18 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 17, 2013, 08:21:28 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626431

"Remember when we bought you clothes and power rangers and shit all those years? PAYBACK TIME BITCH!"

do they have life insurance?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9733 on:** July 17, 2013, 09:58:30 PM »

God "source" culture.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9734 on:** July 17, 2013, 09:58:37 PM »

racewars are heating up on neogaf

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9735 on:** July 17, 2013, 10:12:04 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 17, 2013, 09:58:37 PM

racewars are heating up on neogaf

Look jerk, white people deal with shit too.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9736 on:** July 17, 2013, 10:24:48 PM »

Clearly our porn industry has fallen under sharia law; it's dark times.

hampster · « **Reply #9737 on:** July 17, 2013, 10:31:51 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 17, 2013, 10:12:04 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 17, 2013, 09:58:37 PM
racewars are heating up on neogaf

Look jerk, white people deal with shit too.

If anyone knows the pain of being marginalized, unfairly judged and shunned by the majority its male teens posting on gaf with loli avatars. You'll never understand their suffering

Purple Filth · « **Reply #9738 on:** July 17, 2013, 10:47:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626506

should be fun

StealthFan · « **Reply #9739 on:** July 17, 2013, 10:48:23 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 17, 2013, 08:57:08 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on July 17, 2013, 07:17:27 PM
Is lowtax hella rich? If so, good on him. Live life. Do whatevs.

Not really, if SSensitive is to be believed, but they're all "trolls" so what the hell do I know?

AFAIR Lowtax is similar to IRC server handlers: Able to support himself but not making mad money. I think Evilore is the only one that has kinda bucked that trend but at the cost of servers crashing from a gentle breeze.

Yeah, he isn't broke but he's not rolling in cash. He would be if he actually paid the talent that were at his disposal with money instead of SA merchandise. SA used to have really talented artists, photshoppers, programmers etc. They abandonded the site and went where the money was because Lowtax was cheap. The servers rarely crash though, so he's definitely on the ball there. Keeping SA up isn't cheap either. Lowtax relies on memberships for cash, not ads, which means the site needs to be up for people to register or buy dumb avatars. Not only is SA not reliant on ads but an ad firm owes Lowtax 50 grand in unpaid ad money. There was a big stink about it back in the day and I am not sure if they ever paid up.

It isn't that Lore makes a lot of money, it's that he spends so little. At this point in Neogaf's life the servers should not being going down due to traffic. If he spends money on getting better servers though that is less sheckles for his dumb ass every month. I'm pretty sure that if Lowtax did what Lore does he wouldn't have had to sell his McMansion during the housing crash. I talk a lot of shit about SA but I really feel terrible for Lowtax. He has to deal with a lot of issues due to his clinical depression. He's also been very hands off since 2007, when SASS basically ran him off the forums due to a "hacking" scandal.

Rufus · « **Reply #9740 on:** July 17, 2013, 10:53:04 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 17, 2013, 10:20:30 PM

Is that actually true? Cause if it is people need to stop assuming that about Saudis. I keep getting dumb ass bitches asking me if we do that.

There's a reason you don't eat with your left hand there.
I imagine anyone who has modern toilets also uses toilet paper, or maybe has a BD or a hose or something, but the hole in the ground variety will probably just have a jug of water nearby, so...

There are videos about it on Youtube, but the only Indian guy I found on short notice looks like he might be joking. There are other videos made by foreigners as well (including a Finnish one with amusing subtitles). No toilet paper to be found in any of them though, so I've got no reason to doubt it. Inital gross out factor aside, it's probably cleaning your ass more thoroughly than tp ever could, so there's that I guess:

Something that might illuminate why there are people that shit in public as Awesome-O has experienced:

Rufus · « **Reply #9741 on:** July 17, 2013, 10:59:03 PM »

Yeah, I'm unclear about the pouring and how your left hand is involved there. Just cupping the water to your asshole isn't going to do much and if the puring is enough to get it all off, then why get the hand near at all... It is a mystery~

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9742 on:** July 17, 2013, 11:48:08 PM »

how are arab poops anyway? smooth and compact, or oily and loose?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #9743 on:** July 17, 2013, 11:54:43 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 17, 2013, 10:56:29 PM

Quote from: Rufus on July 17, 2013, 10:53:04 PM
Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 17, 2013, 10:20:30 PM
Is that actually true? Cause if it is people need to stop assuming that about Saudis. I keep getting dumb ass bitches asking me if we do that.
There's a reason you don't eat with your left hand there.
I imagine anyone who has modern toilets also uses toilet paper, or maybe has a BD or a hose or something, but the hole in the ground variety will probably just have a jug of water nearby, so...

We have the bathrooms with the jugs in the ground and stuff, but I think it's mostly used for pouring, I think....

I don't know about India, but as far Saudi goes not eating with your left hand is cause it's "haram", You're also supposed to wipe your ass with TP using your left hand and stuff.

I guess i'm barred from going to India then $:-\$

Momo · « **Reply #9744 on:** July 18, 2013, 12:22:13 AM »

This one day my drunk mexican friend decided to take a piss against a car tire in the middle of the road. It started getting awkward when she had to do a kind of diagonal squat to hit the tire with her stream.

Sausage · « **Reply #9745 on:** July 18, 2013, 01:17:24 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 17, 2013, 10:26:58 PM

I heard nothing about wiping with hands in India. I do know that it's very difficult to find toilet paper in Cambodia, so I'm not sure what they do there. Something with water, but I'm not sure of the mechanics.

Most bathrooms in Thailand and Vietnam give you a cool hose with a nozzle that gets everything unbelievably clean.

Yes they wipe with hands in India. I always buy like a couple of boxes of baby wipes when I go. No fucking way I'm going to touch my own shit

Tasty · « **Reply #9746 on:** July 18, 2013, 01:24:06 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=625471

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9747 on:** July 18, 2013, 01:30:50 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on July 18, 2013, 01:24:06 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=625471

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71005691&postcount=5

cuts right to the point haha

Tasty · « **Reply #9748 on:** July 18, 2013, 01:41:05 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 18, 2013, 01:37:46 AM

you'd think you'd need to know some Japanese to live here, but judging by the fact that more than half the foreigners i've met here (even the long-termers) can't do much more than order a beer in Japanese, I think you're probably good to go without, especially if you live in Tokyo.

Sssh, don't tell them that.

What was the culture shock like for you, Oscar-sama?

Tasty · « **Reply #9749 on:** July 18, 2013, 01:43:20 AM »

TBH I just got around recently to watching Lost in Translation and now I kinda wanna go there to I dunno, make my life like the movie or some shit.

Meet my very own Scarlett Johansson.

Tasty · « **Reply #9750 on:** July 18, 2013, 02:02:51 AM »

Working life "proper"? Care to elaborate?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9751 on:** July 18, 2013, 02:09:43 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71242896&postcount=35

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9752 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:06:11 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on July 18, 2013, 02:02:51 AM

Working life "proper"? Care to elaborate?

I think what Oscar means is working 10 years after you graduated.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9753 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:06:58 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 18, 2013, 02:09:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71242896&postcount=35

(Image removed from quote.)

You can go to jail for sleeping with a 17 year old?

Momo · « **Reply #9754 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:21:05 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 18, 2013, 03:06:58 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 18, 2013, 02:09:43 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71242896&postcount=35

(Image removed from quote.)

You can go to jail for sleeping with a 17 year old?

Yeah age of consent here is 16 (as i believe it is throughout Europe, mostly), so the 17 year old thing is lols to me.

Michael Moaner · « **Reply #9755 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:50:31 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71105481&postcount=7327

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9756 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:55:54 AM »

Oscar what youre saying applies to people out of college in general, when they get their first office jobs they are so green they will maybe come to hate the company. Then later on they will realize that this is how companies work and the next place will already seem better.

I've lived in 4 countries now and its always funny when people complain about the same stuff everywhere thinking it's the countries fault.

Tasty · « **Reply #9757 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:02:20 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 18, 2013, 03:16:22 AM

Quote from: Andrex on July 18, 2013, 02:02:51 AM
Working life "proper"? Care to elaborate?

Sure. Most people who come to Japan from Western countries come here right out of University. They're freshly educated, ego pumped, idealistic as fuck, and bless their hearts, they're morons. Everyone is at that age. Anyway, they've likely not had any real adult experience working in an office or proper company at that point. They come here, they get office/proper company jobs, and when they experience all the crap that comes with that type of job, they tend to chalk it up as cultural instead of realizing you run into this shit everywhere. This is one part of what creates a very unhappy type of foreigner you meet all the time in Japan.

I would say these are the ingredients for a miserable life in Japan:

- come here young and idealistic
- come here with some distinguished mentally-challenged fake image of Japan that you conjured from your miggity-manga or animu
- arrive functionally illiterate and unable to communicate
- do nothing to change that
- be socially awkward in your home country, come here thinking things will be different
- do nothing to change *that*
- exclusively hang out with other foreigners who are also illiterate and unable to communicate

This all leads to:

- disappointment
- paranoia and fear
- resentment
- further social withdrawal

Which finally ends in one of two things:

1) Go back home with a bitter taste in your mouth, ready to go off on an unbelievably boring tangent anytime anything related to anything you experience in Japan comes up in conversation.

2) Stay in Japan, go to Hub every night or two, drink beers and bitch to other foreigners about your coldfish wife and how Japan is out to get you.

Every happy foreigner I know in Japan didn't come here with any of that shitty baggage. Maybe one thing on the list, tops.

Ah, I see. I thought you were implying there was more work in Japan or something.

A lot of that seems like common sense but I guess they are morons, as you said.

(I myself exhibit moron qualities quite often, but I guess that's expected.)

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #9758 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:26:03 AM »

Not bothering to learn even lingo-basics wherever you are is a seriously big mistake.

Momo · « **Reply #9759 on:** July 18, 2013, 07:18:19 AM »

You remind me of a vagina, loose and deep.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #9760 on:** July 18, 2013, 07:28:08 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 17, 2013, 10:12:04 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 17, 2013, 09:58:37 PM
racewars are heating up on neogaf

Look jerk, white people deal with shit too.

I know you believe that white people have it easy but how do you explain so many neogaffers, redditards, etc. being such fucking failures at life? Most of them are white but still failing.

Broseidon · « **Reply #9761 on:** July 18, 2013, 07:53:56 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 18, 2013, 07:28:08 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 17, 2013, 10:12:04 PM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 17, 2013, 09:58:37 PM
racewars are heating up on neogaf

Look jerk, white people deal with shit too.

I know you believe that white people have it easy but how do you explain so many neogaffers, redditards, etc. being such fucking failures at life? Most of them are white but still failing.

The fault of the government and black people, obviously.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #9762 on:** July 18, 2013, 08:07:41 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 18, 2013, 07:28:08 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 17, 2013, 10:12:04 PM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 17, 2013, 09:58:37 PM
racewars are heating up on neogaf

Look jerk, white people deal with shit too.

I know you believe that white people have it easy but how do you explain so many neogaffers, redditards, etc. being such fucking failures at life? Most of them are white but still failing.

They spent their childhood sitting alone in their dark rooms playing slow games.

Momo · « **Reply #9763 on:** July 18, 2013, 08:12:08 AM »

Click in order

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626356

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626716

thisismyusername · « **Reply #9764 on:** July 18, 2013, 09:39:16 AM »

Quote from: Momo on July 18, 2013, 08:12:08 AM

Click in order

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626356

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626716

Because I know you love these, Homomo:

hampster · « **Reply #9765 on:** July 18, 2013, 12:10:33 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71157521&postcount=224

I dislike growing to hate a good gif

StealthFan · « **Reply #9766 on:** July 18, 2013, 12:15:16 PM »

I never get tired of a good gif. I just ignore the lazy uses of it and appreciate the well done.

That gif is so good though. You knew it going to be run into the fucking ground. Also that third one is hilarious.

Momo · « **Reply #9767 on:** July 18, 2013, 12:32:26 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 18, 2013, 09:39:16 AM

Quote from: Momo on July 18, 2013, 08:12:08 AM

Click in order

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626356

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626716

Because I know you love these, Homomo:

(Image removed from quote.)

StealthFan · « **Reply #9768 on:** July 18, 2013, 12:43:30 PM »

So that SA mod wrote a 100,000 word novel called Ducktales: 20 Years Later

http://funditanon.blogspot.com/

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9769 on:** July 18, 2013, 12:54:06 PM »

Quote

"Th... the dime."

"Around your neck, yes. It caused the bullet to stop just short of your heart. If it hadn't been there the doctors said you would probably be dead."

Dewey looked towards the former number one dime, before looking up at the ceiling, breathing evenly. Memories from... was it really two days ago? Memories from then flooded back to him, and a feeling of triumph came over his face.

However. "The war. What about the war?"

"There is no war, Dewey."

"But... But Thembria..."

"...Has finally been absorbed into the Soviet Union. The Grand High Marshall was executed. Probably for trying to start Nuclear war over a magical dime. For the moment, we're safe, besides the conflict in Vietnam of course."

Ducktales is SRS BSNS.

hampster · « **Reply #9770 on:** July 18, 2013, 12:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2013, 12:54:06 PM

Quote
"Th... the dime."

"Around your neck, yes. It caused the bullet to stop just short of your heart. If it hadn't been there the doctors said you would probably be dead."

Dewey looked towards the former number one dime, before looking up at the ceiling, breathing evenly. Memories from... was it really two days ago? Memories from then flooded back to him, and a feeling of triumph came over his face.

However. "The war. What about the war?"

"There is no war, Dewey."

"But... But Thembria..."

"...Has finally been absorbed into the Soviet Union. The Grand High Marshall was executed. Probably for trying to start Nuclear war over a magical dime. For the moment, we're safe, besides the conflict in Vietnam of course."

Ducktales is SRS BSNS.

Did the Tailspin crew make it at least?

Broseidon · « **Reply #9771 on:** July 18, 2013, 01:04:47 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #9772 on:** July 18, 2013, 02:01:32 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on July 17, 2013, 07:15:55 PM

Speaking of animated cp, the SA mod getting doxxed draws porn featuring the three ducklings from Duck Tales. The ducklings belong to a scout squad called Junior Woodchucks. His forum name is Senior Woodchuck.

Duck porn. Not any duck porn. The.kids.from.Duck.Tales.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what the hell

what is it with it gbs mods

Himu · « **Reply #9773 on:** July 18, 2013, 02:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 18, 2013, 01:58:47 AM

But as Wrath says, at least as far as our circles go, I'm an odd case. I came here to work, I'm not particularly enthralled with the popular culture

What about history?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #9774 on:** July 18, 2013, 02:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Momo on July 18, 2013, 08:12:08 AM

Click in order

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626356

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=626716

LOL

I'm surprised the opposite hasn't happened yet in regards to that "List of XBone games for 2013" thread aka someone does a PS4 version.

Broseidon · « **Reply #9775 on:** July 18, 2013, 02:45:09 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71212866&postcount=71

Rufus · « **Reply #9776 on:** July 18, 2013, 02:49:44 PM »

Oh god.

Went completely ignored, too.

Sausage · « **Reply #9777 on:** July 18, 2013, 02:57:00 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on July 18, 2013, 02:45:09 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71212866&postcount=71

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9778 on:** July 18, 2013, 09:42:53 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=627836

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46836494&postcount=2328
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46836698&postcount=2363
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46836913&postcount=2394
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46837031&postcount=2399

I remember him being a particularly shitty person blaming all women for his problems too.

Atramental · « **Reply #9779 on:** July 18, 2013, 10:01:44 PM »

Heh.

I get SlipperySlope mixed up with U-Chip for some odd reason.

They both have a couple of [correction: many] screws loose so that's probably why.

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5122504 times)