Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=74115663&postcount=301

 

[magus]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=640703

i kinda feel like a chill to my spine to think the alternative to posting some impression here would be to feed it to these spergs

[Shadow Mod]

This entire post is white privilege incarnate.

That term is racist

 

[Shaka Khan]

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That's your avatar. On a gaming forum.

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gay-chang-community.gif

You'd think, but apparently not.

Doesn't wanting to fuck oneself make you one? 'Cause that guy wants nothing more than splitting himself up like a coconut.

[MIMIC]

didn't he expend a fuck-ton of effort defending fedoras at some point?

Oh yes

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54615120&postcount=105 

Instant reaction: Not a bad look

And I spend absolutely 0 time on the subject of "fedoras" (I think that's the first time I've ever typed the word out). Some people look good in them and some don't. I don't know why people spend so much time talking about it.

Such a boring topic. lol

[thisismyusername]

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That's your avatar. On a gaming forum.

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gay-chang-community.gif

You'd think, but apparently not.

Doesn't wanting to fuck oneself make you one? 'Cause that guy wants nothing more than splitting himself up like a coconut.

I don't think that will ever happen. Then again maybe it has.

[MCD]

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[Eli Gulgin]

She seems to have fucked off from BritGAF but now they can't stop talking (or fighting) about the redhead

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=74166551

If Ninja of all people finds you too much then you know

[Shaka Khan]

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YES! Thank you.

zakislam started posting in June. He has around 550 posts. 210 of those posts are literally OPs!

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641443

[Atramental]

Looks like someone has been watching too much femdom porn.

[milchs evil twin]

MCD, what happened?

[MCD]

Thread whining. No big deal.

[Shaka Khan]

What did you whine about? I bet you were asking them to leave the xbone alone.

[MCD]

Do we need a thread for every quote out there - I was getting tired of seeing that poetic injustice lol.

[Shadow Mod]

Some whipped ass motherfuckers in that thread Steve linked. Best part is married gaf projecting a bunch of shit.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=74236547&postcount=496

That last paragraph...

[Steve Contra]

Some whipped ass motherfuckers in that thread Steve linked. Best part is married gaf projecting a bunch of shit.

It's terrible.  Like the one dude that suggests that your response to your SO flipping out is going to define your marriage so "tread lightly" is sad.   Your SO doesn't get to act like a fucking child and expect you to walk on eggshells because of it.  And for the record my wife has told me to "grow the fuck up" before, point blank.

And that AShep dude is truly, totally pathetic.  Someone invite him here so I can laugh at him.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=74166351&postcount=374

   Poor guy

[Michael Moaner]

Every time I see that clown post he's angry or yelling at someone. Now I know the reason - his trap of a marriage 

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641719

 

[Himu]

those guys are like tv dads

[Shadow Mod]

Some dudes totally married the first girl that let them put their penis in her.

[Steve Contra]

Some dudes totally married the first girl that let them put their penis in her.

"She regularly accuses me of cheating and being a bad husband but I really like doing it occasionally so you wouldn't understand unless you were married"

[Himu]

Some dudes totally married the first girl that let them put their penis in her.

Another nugget of wisdom from my favorite movie.

Cameron's never been in love. At least no one's ever been in love with him. He's gonna marry the first girl he lays. And she's gonna treat him like shit because he's gonna kiss her ass for giving him what he's built-up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him because you can't respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work that way.

[Shadow Mod]

That POV bothers me so much.

I can understand why she's upset. I would be too.

It's alien to me. Honestly. My boyfriends had relationships before me, whoop dee fucking doo. Universe doesn't revolve around me, whoda thunk.

[Yoritomo]

Ferris Bueller is Cameron's Tyler Durden.

[Himu]

I hate people who idolize Durden. It's like, are they stupid? Did they not realize that Tyler Durden IS Edward Norton's character? Did they not realize the point of Fight Club?

[Mupepe]

I wonder if those people are allowed to talk about any point in their life when they were dating someone else.  "Can't tell her about that vacation to New York because I went with my ex"

[Steve Contra]

I hate people who idolize Durden. It's like, are they stupid? Did they not realize that Tyler Durden IS Edward Norton's character? Did they not realize the point of Fight Club?

No, they don't.

[Yoritomo]

I hate people who idolize Durden. It's like, are they stupid? Did they not realize that Tyler Durden IS Edward Norton's character? Did they not realize the point of Fight Club?

Exactly, Cameron = Ferris

[Himu]

Ferris Bueller is pretty fucking funny if you pretend Ferris is just a figment of Cam's imagination.

[Shadow Mod]

I wonder if those people are allowed to talk about any point in their life when they were dating someone else.  "Can't tell her about that vacation to New York because I went with my ex"

Really sucks if you had a super long term relationship before. Thank god my dude doesn't give a shit about me talking about my ex. I wouldn't be able to say shit about vacations, places I went to eat, stuff I went to see, lol. In fact these people must have the most neutered conversations ever.

[Yoritomo]

There is no subject more foreign to gaffers than human interaction and relationships. Any thread about relationships is bound to be hilarious.

[Shadow Mod]

There is no subject more foreign to gaffers than human interaction and relationships. Any thread about relationships is bound to be hilarious.

Keep it too real though and you get a timeout.

[Shadow Mod]

lol this thread.

Being given random hypotheticals so people can find out where my insecurity point is or something.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641719

 

Kubrick is one of the few directors who has a classic in almost every genre. I get not liking some of his movies but to deny their masterpiece status is beyond distinguished mentally-challenged. If you can't see that you can't call yourself a film buff. Reminds of Costanza acting like an authority on movies when he can't even watch movies before the year '85

Classic thread that was.

[Shadow Mod]

I wonder if those people are allowed to talk about any point in their life when they were dating someone else.  "Can't tell her about that vacation to New York because I went with my ex"

I did this on a date recently. Started talking about my Europe trip four years ago, caught myself, and told her that I'd gone to Europe with "a friend."

Sad you even have to do that because some people are just so insecure and you don't want to sour the mood. I like how placating someone like that becomes normal. It's just 

Also this shit is just old ass pics. Not like people are trying to holler at your SO now. You know actual in the present problems?

[Himu]

Tbh, 2001 is a mixed bag. There's about 45 minutes or so in the middle of the film that's some of the best ever, and then there's the rest.

The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, FMJ, and Dr. Strangelove are all much better, IMO.

The entire movie is amazing. 

Also, why do people ignore Barry Lyndon?

[Steve Contra]

2001 is so good

[Himu]

Monkeys clubbing each other with femur bones is not amazing. A 30 minute acid trip is not amazing. I don't even give a fuck if there's symbolism in those parts of the film, because I can watch other films that work on a symbolic and on a narrative level.

The story is about evolution.

You start with chimps learning to use tools. Each time the black monolith appears, it helps speed the evolution process for humanity. Maybe it's alien in origin. Maybe it's God? Who knows. Then they skip to modern day and find a monolith on Mars. This helps spark a journey for humanity to get to the next step of evolution. Why? Because we have to eat crappy space food in outer space, and can't even get rid of waste normally (as seen in the toilet scene). Humanity has to rely on machines in order to explore space; space is a battle. David triumphs over HAL, a machine, showing humanities resilience for survival and to not be outclassed. He drifts in space, and dies. Upon his death, the black monolith appears, he touches it, and is revived, flying away into outer space hovering above Earth - the next step in human evolution.

I got all of this from my first viewing. Everything in the movie lends to this, to the chimps banging the bones, to the way they walk methodically in space as if walking like babies to the battle with HAL.

Really disappointed in you Glen. Thought you were smarter than that.

[milchs evil twin]

Szu just posted 43 pics of himself. Yes, I counted.

Bonus:

[Himu]

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[Himu]

Let's be real: if HAL wasn't in the film, no one would give the first fuck about 2001.

 

[Steve Contra]

That's a pretty good discursive tactic, GS.  Remove the most important piece of a work and then dismiss it.  I'm going to win all kinds of internet arguments now!

[brob]

"Monkeys clubbing each other with femur bones is not amazing"?

smh this is worse than your opinion on eugenics

[Eli Gulgin]

Szu just posted 43 pics of himself. Yes, I counted.

Bonus:

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Fat chicks give the best head, right?

And yeah I was surprised Szu managed to post so few photos this time

[Himu]

I hate people who idolize Durden. It's like, are they stupid? Did they not realize that Tyler Durden IS Edward Norton's character? Did they not realize the point of Fight Club?

It's like people who idolize Heath Ledger's Joker when the whole point was that he was some evil psychotic who played with people's minds. Their emo tendencies trend on idiotic. I love villains in fictional stories too, but if people like Freddy Krueger existed I'd hate them. Reminds me of shit like horror movie remakes where they try to make crazy killers sympathetic e.g. Rob Zombie's Halloween. You don't have to justify liking villains and killers in movies, you fucking dumbshits.

I like a story where the "villains" aren't really villains so much as they are people with their own ideals and philosophies, so you can understand their pov, but yeah.

[StealthFan]

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Did you just discover this gif bro?

Barry Lyndon is a damn good film.

[Himu]

I didn't just discover it, but it's really accentuating my thoughts these days.

Another Barry Lyndon lover? Nice.

These days I feel A Clockwork Orange is Kubrick's most overrated film. Not to say it isn't a fantastic movie, but I hate the fanbase of it, especially the teenager boys who idolize Alex and think the film is all about violence and debauchery. It is as if they have never seen the second half of the film and stop watching it as soon as he's gone to prison.

Then you try to get the to watch another Kubrick movie and they're not interested.

Fucking adl;fad;f;fja

[Himu]

2001 and Barry Lyndon are Kubrick's best films.

[Himu]

Barry Lyndon has among his best cinematography, sciptwriting, acting, and direction. The story is killer, and is an amazing film.

It knocks the shit out of The Shining, Eyes Wide Shut, Paths of Glory, and to me Dr. Strangelove, Lolita, and the rest of his films aside from 2001.

[Steve Contra]

Himu going FF ranking on us.

[Himu]

Kubrick is totes my fave director. Can't help it.

[Broseidon]

Shut the fuck up, GS.

[Michael Moaner]

Holy fuck; this is the dude who created the current Dating-Age OP, and champions that PUA clown Brent Smith.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=74072503&postcount=8684

My god these things write themselves 

What women looks at him and doesn't immediately think "rapist".

[fistfulofmetal]

The best Kubrick movie is The Shining.

[Steve Contra]

Actually if you read the original reviews the Jupiter mission scenes are the ones most frequently trashed, GS.

[Himu]

Ambien? I think we're noticing a pattern here. You NEED action in your films. You can't handle slow, methodical films.

[Steve Contra]

He also likes overblown cheese in his music as well

[Himu]

This reminds of when Flame of Callandor saw 2001 and he's like THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO JURASSIC PARK THIS MOVIE IS BORING