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Why work out when like you could get cancer, MS, or some disease anyway?

Rufus

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I don't think that's what he's saying. The first is sentence is just a glib response to having control of your body. The second is his opinion on working out, i.e. lots of people are just fine not doing it.

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One day ban what's the point? Never even heard of that before.

I think they're pretty common now. TheFacelessMaster just had one recently.

His post was a mocking "She was asking for it" transliteration which was a bit bullshit but I could see where the mods were going with that one.

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I don't think that's what he's saying. The first is sentence is just a glib response to having control of your body. The second is his opinion on working out, i.e. lots of people are just fine not doing it.

Lots of being people fine not doing it isn't really a point to make towards people who want to do it?

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Stop shitting up this thread by bringing your pointless GAF disagreements here.

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Stop shitting up this thread by bringing your pointless GAF disagreements here.

It's a GAF bitch thread.

Mad I'm bitching about gaf.

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Lots of being people fine not doing it isn't really a point to make towards people who want to do it?
He's German, please understand. We speak our mind, whether it's asked for or not.

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Lots of being people fine not doing it isn't really a point to make towards people who want to do it?
He's German, please understand. We speak our mind, whether it's asked for or not.

Who else is German gaf?

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Stop shitting up this thread by bringing your pointless GAF disagreements here.

It's a GAF bitch thread.

Mad I'm bitching about gaf.

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I would say you have absolutely no idea what this thread is about but I know you're a smart person so you got what Shaka was saying the other day. You just have no where else that let's you bitch over this petty shit so you use this as a toilet. It's a fucking comedy thread, not the winy pathetic shit you and Himu have been using it for.

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Lots of being people fine not doing it isn't really a point to make towards people who want to do it?
He's German, please understand. We speak our mind, whether it's asked for or not.

Who else is German gaf?
Scroll through our enclave:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=447536

Not everyone is German there though. Some Austrians and Swiss, but also others that don't (yet) speak German, or want grammar advice, etc. Milchjon (he's here as well) should know better, he's way more active than I.



Lots of being people fine not doing it isn't really a point to make towards people who want to do it?
He's German, please understand. We speak our mind, whether it's asked for or not.

Don't let gustav hear this  :D

I think his parents are Polish and he hates living in Germany. He's trying his damnedest to get to the US.

And yes, I'm part of GermanGAF too.

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Tell him in the German thread the US is full of Bigorexics.

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But he grew up here, right? Mitgehangen, mitgefangen. Lokalgeschädigt ist er ohne Zweifel (leg das aus wie Du willst). :P

But he grew up here, right? Mitgehangen, mitgefangen. Lokalgeschädigt ist er ohne Zweifel (leg das aus wie Du willst). :P

Haha, definitely. I think I really hurt him once when I pointed out his German ways.

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But he grew up here, right? Mitgehangen, mitgefangen. Lokalgeschädigt ist er ohne Zweifel (leg das aus wie Du willst). :P

Haha, definitely. I think I really hurt him once when I pointed out his German ways.

This is interesting. What is particularly German?

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I don't have the outside view, but:
Selfrighteous indignation.
Know-it-all...-ness?
Say things as you mean them and mean things as you say them. The infamous "let's grab lunch sometime" when you don't actually want to do that is an example where that causes issues.
Doing things according to protocol, being "korrekt". This extends to a lot of things. Proper attire, proper behaviour, proper posture, proper language, everything.
Closely related, orderlyiness. Everything has its place(, including people. Sometimes).
Punctuality is, indeed, a virtue.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2013, 05:39:52 PM by Rufus »

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I just remember Gustav talking dumb shit about Christmas and how he wouldn't raise his kids with it.

But he grew up here, right? Mitgehangen, mitgefangen. Lokalgeschädigt ist er ohne Zweifel (leg das aus wie Du willst). :P

Haha, definitely. I think I really hurt him once when I pointed out his German ways.

This is interesting. What is particularly German?

Well, it's hard to say because I grew up this way, but:

-I think we like rules more than other cultures.
-I think we're a culture of engineers, and it shows. Way more concerned with functionality than aesthetics.
-We hate ourselves. Seriously, Germans are their own harshest critics. There's also the "Erbschuld" (inherited guilt).
-This kind of ties into the last one: We have a beautiful country and don't really appreciate it. Half of Germany wants to escape to Sweden, the other half to Italy.
-We are often kind of petty. But looking at other cultures, I don't think that's exclusively German.
-One thing that's absolutely not appropriate anymore is Germany's aggressive image. It's hard to find a more pacifist society, I think. We've been burned, and we don't have a military culture to be proud of, at all.
-Our love for Hasselhoff exists, but it's mostly ironic (yes, we are capable of this kind of thing).

Well, I don't know. I like Germany, our culture, our people. Every culture has its tradeoffs.

I just remember Gustav talking dumb shit about Christmas and how he wouldn't raise his kids with it.

Germany is also rather unreligious. It's ironic, because Poland isn't, so that's another thing that's kinda German about him.

Personally, I love Christmas though. We still celebrate Carnival too, and that's much older and Pagan, I guess.

Edit: Fuck me, I wrote "there" instead of "their".
« Last Edit: August 18, 2013, 05:50:56 PM by milchs evil twin »

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Eh. One day ban.

Wait, wait, wait. You're back on gaf?


What the fuck, Himu-chan?? Playing as much Suikoden as you have, did you learn nothing of the concept of HONOR? :punch

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-This kind of ties into the last one: We have a beautiful country and don't really appreciate it. Half of Germany wants to escape to Sweden, the other half to Italy.
I think you being in university amplifies this a bit, but yeah, we don't really appreciate what we have.

Come to think of it, we're argumentative.

Say things as you mean them and mean things as you say them. The infamous "let's grab lunch sometime" when you don't actually want to do that is an example where that causes issues.

Haha, yes. Don't ask a German "How are you" if you aren't prepared to hear a long list of his current problems.

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Germany is also rather unreligious. It's ironic, because Poland isn't, so that's another thing that's kinda German about him.

Personally, I love Christmas though. We still celebrate Carnival too, and that's much older and Pagan, I guess.
Nothing quite like the German Weihnachtsmarkt.

Carnival is just an excuse to get drunk and cheat on your partner. :lol
« Last Edit: August 18, 2013, 05:49:28 PM by Rufus »

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Eh. One day ban.

Wait, wait, wait. You're back on gaf?


What the fuck, Himu-chan?? Playing as much Suikoden as you have, did you learn nothing of the concept of HONOR? :punch

Suikoden is about destiny, not honor.
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Every summer the germans come in their caravans and clog our roads. then they go fishing and need the coastguard to come help them because they don't know what the fuck they are doing.


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Eh. One day ban.

Wait, wait, wait. You're back on gaf?


What the fuck, Himu-chan?? Playing as much Suikoden as you have, did you learn nothing of the concept of HONOR? :punch

Suikoden is about destiny, not honor.

The point still STANDS, Himu-chan! :punch

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:lol Ironic considering we make fun of the Dutch for their caravans.

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Every summer the germans come in their caravans and clog our roads. then they go fishing and need the coastguard to come help them because they don't know what the fuck they are doing.

But are they at least hot? They must be of some use.

Every summer the germans come in their caravans and clog our roads. then they go fishing and need the coastguard to come help them because they don't know what the fuck they are doing.

But are they at least hot? They must be of some use.

Just look at how trab's pics sent GAF into a tailspin.

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Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #11910 on: August 18, 2013, 06:06:21 PM »
Great post Eli rabacksana. Personally European humor is light years ahead of the US, true you have given us the early seasons of Curb, Larry Sanders and TTPB.
But on the whole Europe will always have the edge. Veep is a good example.
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I don't know about the remasters but I don't think Beatles Rock Band did much, looking at sales.  I really doubt the 12-14 year olds of today got pulled in en masse for any of that, though.  Like I said, Beatles for them is Glenn Miller for us.  How much Glenn Miller do you listen to?  How do you rank him?  He was hugely popular and influential, so why don't you jam out to Little Brown Jug?

I listen to quite a bit of music from the 30's and 40's. :yeshrug

But I'm not your every day music listener.
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But I'm not your every day music listener.
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I don't know about the remasters but I don't think Beatles Rock Band did much, looking at sales.  I really doubt the 12-14 year olds of today got pulled in en masse for any of that, though.  Like I said, Beatles for them is Glenn Miller for us.  How much Glenn Miller do you listen to?  How do you rank him?  He was hugely popular and influential, so why don't you jam out to Little Brown Jug?

I listen to quite a bit of music from the 30's and 40's. :yeshrug

But I'm not your every day music listener.

Any recommendations? There's a radio show I listen to sometimes where they play old music from about that era and I love it but never remember to write down what it is that they're playing :fbm

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Every summer the germans come in their caravans and clog our roads. then they go fishing and need the coastguard to come help them because they don't know what the fuck they are doing.

But are they at least hot? They must be of some use.

hot germans don't go caravaning ;_;

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FFXIV :beli A cool universe and an interesting concept or two bogged down with the same stupid fucking fetch quests that all MMO's have. Why am I playing this shit? Why did I waste the past two fucking days on this garbage? UGH.
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I don't know about the remasters but I don't think Beatles Rock Band did much, looking at sales.  I really doubt the 12-14 year olds of today got pulled in en masse for any of that, though.  Like I said, Beatles for them is Glenn Miller for us.  How much Glenn Miller do you listen to?  How do you rank him?  He was hugely popular and influential, so why don't you jam out to Little Brown Jug?

I listen to quite a bit of music from the 30's and 40's. :yeshrug

But I'm not your every day music listener.

Any recommendations? There's a radio show I listen to sometimes where they play old music from about that era and I love it but never remember to write down what it is that they're playing :fbm

Well, a lot of the stuff I listen to is jazz and blues, and a bit of country. You know, the main stays: Charlie Patton, Tex Williams, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Tommy Dorsey, Baisie, Glenn Miller, Rube Lacy, Big Bill Broonzy, Margaret Whiting.
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The dumb libertarians still have the best emoticon reply though

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Can you still get banned for piracy talk on GAF btw?
« Last Edit: August 18, 2013, 06:47:01 PM by Needs More Cowbell »

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I don't know about the remasters but I don't think Beatles Rock Band did much, looking at sales.  I really doubt the 12-14 year olds of today got pulled in en masse for any of that, though.  Like I said, Beatles for them is Glenn Miller for us.  How much Glenn Miller do you listen to?  How do you rank him?  He was hugely popular and influential, so why don't you jam out to Little Brown Jug?

I listen to quite a bit of music from the 30's and 40's. :yeshrug

But I'm not your every day music listener.

Any recommendations? There's a radio show I listen to sometimes where they play old music from about that era and I love it but never remember to write down what it is that they're playing :fbm

Well, a lot of the stuff I listen to is jazz and blues, and a bit of country. You know, the main stays: Charlie Patton, Tex Williams, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Tommy Dorsey, Baisie, Glenn Miller, Rube Lacy, Big Bill Broonzy, Margaret Whiting.

Thanks, I'll be checking out the ones that I hadn't heard of

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which is why this thread should be nuked.

Or at the very least, set up this thread so that a random 3 people have limited mod powers each day. They can each ban one person from posting in the thread for 24 hours.
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Just saying.....it's lame that this thread which is supposed to be jokes is now the tampon fr y'alls NeoGAF period blood.

:gurl

I like that people get worked up about this kind of stuff. It means they care. And why wouldn't they? NeoGAF is the preeminent destination for gaming conversation on the Internet, clearly thanks in large part to how flawlessly moderated it is by the best team around. It's no wonder that it attracts both passionate fans and detractors.

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Just saying.....it's lame that this thread which is supposed to be jokes is now the tampon fr y'alls NeoGAF period blood.

:gurl

I like that people get worked up about this kind of stuff. It means they care. And why wouldn't they? NeoGAF is the preeminent destination for gaming conversation on the Internet, clearly thanks in large part to how flawlessly moderated it is by the best team around. It's no wonder that it attracts both passionate fans and detractors.

Steve get the PR right.

NeoGAF is a nexus of hardcore gamers, enthusiast press, and video game industry developers and publishers. This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.


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Bitching about bitching about GAF being bitchy, SMH.

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Just saying.....it's lame that this thread which is supposed to be jokes is now the tampon fr y'alls NeoGAF period blood.

:gurl

I like that people get worked up about this kind of stuff. It means they care. And why wouldn't they? NeoGAF is the preeminent destination for gaming conversation on the Internet, clearly thanks in large part to how flawlessly moderated it is by the best team around. It's no wonder that it attracts both passionate fans and detractors.

Steve get the PR right.

NeoGAF is a nexus of hardcore gamers, enthusiast press, and video game industry developers and publishers. This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

Evilore should get a human to rewrite that mission statemnt.

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Evilore should gain all the weight back, see his dreams crushed and then drink bleach.
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Can you still get banned for piracy talk on GAF btw?

Yes, yes they can. Snitch, bitch. You know you want to. Double so if it's a junior.

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Steve get the PR right.

NeoGAF is a nexus of hardcore gamers, enthusiast press, and video game industry developers and publishers. This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

I once took issue with a dude who posted that GAF was superior to other forums because it had moderators.

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Can you still get banned for piracy talk on GAF btw?

Yes, yes they can. Snitch, bitch. You know you want to. Double so if it's a junior.

I haven't seen that, just found it hilarious there was a thread about helping someone steal a photograph with no ban of the OP or the person who fulfilled his request. Ban talk of piracy, let piracy happen right on the forum. Made me lol.

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You can't have people discussing pirated games!!! That might ruffle the feathers of all the gaming insiders on the forum :smug
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Can you still get banned for piracy talk on GAF btw?

Yes, yes they can. Snitch, bitch. You know you want to. Double so if it's a junior.

I haven't seen that, just found it hilarious there was a thread about helping someone steal a photograph with no ban of the OP or the person who fulfilled his request. Ban talk of piracy, let piracy happen right on the forum. Made me lol.

Oh, it's incredibly common on the Off-Topic side to have some people get that and the mods let it slide. Mumei is the only one that actually has kinda enforced that rule in off-topic related areas when he mass banned POP-GAF temporarily for sharing "pirated"/leaked songs openly. Plus I know Kabutor will do it if you find the code-words.

Oh well duh, only game piracy counts.  And game magazine scans.

 :lol Seriously, the double-standards on GAF at times make my head spin.

You can't have people discussing pirated games!!! That might ruffle the feathers of all the gaming insiders on the forum :smug

(I just did a pre-post edit on this so this doesn't show up in searches and OMG someone major posts there/forum register to invade and hassle them again. People should know who it is here pretty obviously but if not at least Devo knows who I'm talking about)

F is the only one that posts there anymore. Cliff's thrown his hands up, no one cares about Jaffe, and JStevenson has been ran off from the backlash of Resistance 2, Fuse, and I guess... Ratchet/Resistance 3(?). I can't thank of anyone besides F that posts there daily and really I have to question F's sanity at this point for hanging there as long as he has. I mean, sure, it's better than the official channels for his company and it's not a terrible community but surely he can find better?

...And I just remembered codecow/Visceral Games community manager(?) coder(?) posted there a few times for Dead Space but I haven't seen him post there in a while. Double so after Dead Space 3 launched and the backlash happened.

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It certainly does seem like the actual notable industry figures don't post on GAF much anymore. I kinda have an idea why but I'm mostly at a loss as to why.

is that fuckstick jackson still there?

I personally haven't seen him post since his XBLA shooter thing was announced. Or was it E3 2011 with the Wii U unveiling? Somewhere around there.

What'd he do to ruffle your feathers, Oscar sama?

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I rarely see Jackson50 post. I learn a new word whenever he does tho.

Lots of being people fine not doing it isn't really a point to make towards people who want to do it?
He's German, please understand. We speak our mind, whether it's asked for or not.

Don't let gustav hear this  :D

I think his parents are Polish and he hates living in Germany. He's trying his damnedest to get to the US.

And yes, I'm part of GermanGAF too.

Is he that game developer who has a decent career and life in Germany but made a thread asking how to permanently emigrate to the US, specifically a city like New York? I remember something about how he was even willing to be a mailman or something and then got surprised when it was pointed out that that is kind of a cushy job in the US since it's low-skilled and has very decent benefits.

It's kind of impressive and even admirable how passionate he is, however, I hope it's not like a weird anti-German bias because of his Polish roots.

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i'm just not a big fan of arrogant, racist bullies.
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cboat reminds me of drinky.

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Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #11936 on: August 19, 2013, 05:52:29 AM »

I wish I could ban crazy buttocks on a train for posting like a dumb sack of garbage. It isn't funny, you fuck. Stop being a jackass.

There's a whole explanation to his style that you must have missed, xbottle.
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Is he that game developer who has a decent career and life in Germany but made a thread asking how to permanently emigrate to the US, specifically a city like New York? I remember something about how he was even willing to be a mailman or something and then got surprised when it was pointed out that that is kind of a cushy job in the US since it's low-skilled and has very decent benefits.

It's kind of impressive and even admirable how passionate he is, however, I hope it's not like a weird anti-German bias because of his Polish roots.
Yeah, that's him.

Nah, we've got a LOT of people with Polish origin in Germany. The people that come here don't usually hold grudges. They don't arrive with them, anyway. A lot of the older generation are from former German territories (and often already bi-lingual), including now Polish territories, like Shilesia and Posen, but many are Polish Poles. They might be our favourite immigrant on account of how invisible they become. They 'integrate' well. Catholic, christian names, surnames that won't stick out too much because we're used to them already, don't look too different, etc. Ahoy bigotry. But we still make car-theft jokes about them though, because that's a problem at the border. We used to, anyway. Haven't heard that in a while.

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Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #11939 on: August 19, 2013, 09:42:34 AM »
Yeah, he does it to keep from being quoted directly and to avoid turning up easily in searches. 


If he's trying to go unnoticed, well, it's not working
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