Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[headwalk]

Yeah, he does it to keep from being quoted directly and to avoid turning up easily in searches. 

If he's trying to go unnoticed, well, it's not working

i thought it was just grammar encryption so nobody would be able to trace the writing style?

either way, a lot of personality comes through.

[Cerveza mas fina]

What if CBOAT isnt one person? 

Just like Tim Rogers...

[king of the internet]

Also, the Beatles are amazing.

Abbey Road > Cruncheon.
Revolver > Wrath.
Rubber Soul > Oscar.

And any Pink Floyd album > Positive Touch.

Nothing beats Help! through Let it Be. Greatest band of all time, bar none. Anyone who disagrees is a pervert.

[Tasty]

It certainly does seem like the actual notable industry figures don't post on GAF much anymore. I kinda have an idea why but I'm mostly at a loss as to why.

is that fuckstick jackson still there?

I personally haven't seen him post since his XBLA shooter thing was announced. Or was it E3 2011 with the Wii U unveiling? Somewhere around there.

What'd he do to ruffle your feathers, Oscar sama?

i'm just not a big fan of arrogant, racist bullies.

...Racist?

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77142519&postcount=308



This thread yo

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77142519&postcount=308



This thread yo

EDIT:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76954887&postcount=79

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77142519&postcount=308



This thread yo

EDIT:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76954887&postcount=79

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If he had said Heroes, I would have been like but she was 11 in Titans.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77142519&postcount=308



This thread yo

EDIT:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76954887&postcount=79

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If he had said Heroes, I would have been like but she was 11 in Titans.

I thought she was cute as fuck when I saw Remember The Titans.

I was twelve

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77142519&postcount=308



This thread yo

EDIT:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76954887&postcount=79

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If he had said Heroes, I would have been like but she was 11 in Titans.

I thought she was cute as fuck when I saw Remember The Titans.

I was twelve (Image removed from quote.)

Fair enough.

[StealthFan]

Wow that thread is seriously pedo as fuck. It needs to be cleansed with fire.

[Rufus]

RHCP have some amazing songs, and not just on BSSM. Also, the Flea/Frusciante/Chad Smith lineup was one of the most technically proficient ever. The new guitarist Josh Klinghoffer is such a downgrade. He has about as much in the way of chops as I do.

Oh they do still have good songs, but the newer stuff is more forgettable. Only thing I remember from Stadium Arcadium are two singles and Storm in A Teacup and that thing's a double album.

[Momo]

 

[Mupepe]

I remember telling everyone here Emily Browning was hot as hell after I saw that Jim Carrey Somethingy Snickett: series of unfortunate events.  But Hayden looks like she's 8 in that fucking pictures.  wtf? 

[Rufus]

What, scroll wheel broken?

[Phoenix Dark]

I remember telling everyone here Emily Browning was hot as hell after I saw that Jim Carrey Somethingy Snickett: series of unfortunate events.

Yup, saw it in the theater. I knew she'd grow up to be hot.

surprisingly entertaining movie. And the DVD commentary is a must watch

[Joe Molotov]

I remember telling everyone here Emily Browning was hot as hell after I saw that Jim Carrey Somethingy Snickett: series of unfortunate events.  But Hayden looks like she's 8 in that fucking pictures.  wtf? 

Lore wouldn't even put his foot down when that one dude came out as a legit pedo, and now you see the results.

[StealthFan]

I knew Browning was gonna be hot when I saw Ghost Ship, but Lemony Snickket confirmed it.

[Mupepe]

I remember telling everyone here Emily Browning was hot as hell after I saw that Jim Carrey Somethingy Snickett: series of unfortunate events.

Yup, saw it in the theater. I knew she'd grow up to be hot.

surprisingly entertaining movie. And the DVD commentary is a must watch

I haven't seen it since that time but I remember being really surprised how good it was.  The trailers were awful.

I remember telling everyone here Emily Browning was hot as hell after I saw that Jim Carrey Somethingy Snickett: series of unfortunate events.  But Hayden looks like she's 8 in that fucking pictures.  wtf? 

Lore wouldn't even put his foot down when that one dude came out as a legit pedo, and now you see the results.

But he put his foot down on the Selena Gomez worship threads:(

I knew Browning was gonna be hot when I saw Ghost Ship, but Lemony Snickket confirmed it.

She was in Ghost Ship?  Seen that movie a few times () but I don't remember her.

[Steve Contra]

She was in Ghost Ship?  Seen that movie a few times () but I don't remember her.

[StealthFan]

She was the ghost girl that aids The Good Wife.

I wish there were Selena Gomez threads now She's so hot.

[Mupepe]

I... I don't even remember the plot.  Whenever it came out I was working night shifts and we used to share DVD's between coworkers and one of the guys always left Ghost Ship and with limited options I watched that fucker quite a few times.  But besides the opening scene of the deal cutting everyone in half I don't remember shit.

[Mupepe]

She was the ghost girl that aids The Good Wife.

I wish there were Selena Gomez threads now She's so hot.

Yes.  Yes she is.

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77156459&postcount=63

Alimony thread should be good

[Phoenix Dark]

I remember making similar arguments to my mom as a teen, when discussing my views on some divorce case on the news at the time. Only when I grew the fuck up did I realize how stupid I was, and how hurtful it must have been for her to hear me basically say a woman who "doesn't work" doesn't deserve anything from her husband if they divorce.

[Mupepe]

alimony and child support threads are basically "Real Relationships: How Do They Work?"

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=77177867#post77177867

people in this thread are trying to say that the original Metroid is better than Super Metroid and it's DRIVING ME INSANE.

[Positive Touch]

"its crappier and more obtuse, and thus more fun!"

[nudemacusers]

You guys don't like setting every bush on fire and bombing every wall in zelda? 

[Steve Contra]

alimony and child support threads are basically "Real Relationships: How Do They Work?"

I can see why you'd think ill of alimony as a child, but for a grown adult to flip out about it

[nudemacusers]

The alimony thread, and others like it (say, 'woman issues in gaming') just make me want to dive into the dating-age thread and start cross-referencing. If only I wasn't married and had more free time to be an internet dick.  :'(

[Shadow Mod]

The "she doesn't deserve money for raising kids" bit always makes me lol. As if most of the time she didn't sacrifice working to do so. Derp.

[Mupepe]

Cleaning up after children is its own reward.  Greedy bitches

[StealthFan]

Demi Lovato nudes might be released in the future

[Your Stalker]

Demi Lovato nudes might be released in the future (Image removed from quote.)

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=655343

 

[Positive Touch]

You guys don't like setting every bush on fire and bombing every wall in zelda? 

i hated it in 1987 and i hate it now. stupid fake-nostalgia-having fucks

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=655343

 

[StealthFan]

You guys don't like setting every bush on fire and bombing every wall in zelda? 

i hated it in 1987 and i hate it now. stupid fake-nostalgia-having fucks

The Legend Of Zelda aged like milk left in the Brazillian sun, though. Fuck I tried playing it in '99 and it was BAD.

Zelda 2 was always better anyways

[Shadow Mod]

I hate cheevos. Specifically multiplayer cheevos. Just wanna kill people and fire guns. Some assclown needs some asinine as fuck cheevo gonna be a dumbass all game to try to get it 

[magus]

the worst part of playing NES metroid is having to refill all your tank everytime you die,you watch the game center cx episode and half of it is arino grinding energy back everytime he game overs

[StealthFan]

Cheevos is such a cunt of a term. I loathe it.

I turned off the notifications on my PS3. I'll check to see which ones I got after I beat the game but I ain't doing shit to get any.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't even get them. Some of them are as lame as "turn your console on with the disc inside" and others are so ridiculous in what they want a player to do.

[Shadow Mod]

They're bits of cheese used to psychologically exploit the player.  It would be gross if video games weren't distinguished mentally-challenged time-wasting Skinner boxes in the first place.

I think it's still gross and totally feeds the OCD some people have with completing games.

[brob]

I wish more of them were tied to challenges. Like get a million points in Geometry wars 2's 3 min challenge without dying or complete a Spelunky HD run without collecting any gold, etc. Clear mission 1~12, play the abandoned multiplayer mode, craft all the things, etc is just annoying busywork for completionists.

[tiesto]

is that fuckstick jackson still there?

The Scribblenauts guy? I think I saw him a few weeks ago in a thread on the lack of western 3DS development or something.

[Positive Touch]

I think it holds up pretty well relative to other games of that era.  I mean, go play Hydlide and let me know how that goes. 

You didn't have to burn every bush or bomb every wall if you had a functioning sense of intuition and some basic pattern recognition.  And even if you did do that shit, some of you, now fully grown adults, do equally banal shit for the sake of cheevos.

This younger generation, man.  Nothing but a pack of sniffling passive aggressive whiners.

first quest is fine, but the second quest has entrances hidden in completely random locations that you cannot even guess at. remember the one thats in a wall across a stream? thats the shit im talking about.

i dont have a problem with some of the repetition in old games, but the guesswork from shit translations or the rarer case of straight up cruddy game design are indefensible and make said game a pita to play through without a guide.

[Positive Touch]

no because dante must die mode doesnt hide key items in invisible locations; the challenge is skill-based.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77156459&postcount=63

Alimony thread should be good

I'll see your alimony thread with one of these: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=655895

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=655763

have we talked about this thread yet

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=655763

have we talked about this thread yet

Just the title alone made me crack up are the contents even better?

[nudemacusers]

false rape thread on neogaf 

[brawndolicious]

I don't even get them. Some of them are as lame as "turn your console on with the disc inside" and others are so ridiculous in what they want a player to do.

I don't care how many achievement points I get out of a game but there are some creative ones you want to go for. I think Brothers in Arms had the most cruel achievement ever that required you to play online everyday for a year from the day of release, and of course that game had practically no online community. Somebody had jizz in their jello when they thought of that.

In general, RPGs always have some fun achievements and FPS games just make you diddle around (except for call of duty).

[Rufus]

Progression achievements are pretty neat in how they let you see how many people have finished a game. On Steam at least. Don't remember if you can see that on XBL.

[nudemacusers]

I never really cared for trophies/etc. Not much of a completionist.  For example, I had several hundred hours logged in Demon's Souls and never bothered getting anywhere close to a platinum, cuz a) fuck bladestone grinding and b) fuck grinding random weapons I'll never use. 

[Shadow Mod]

I never really cared for trophies/etc. Not much of a completionist.  For example, I had several hundred hours logged in Demon's Souls and never bothered getting anywhere close to a platinum, cuz a) fuck bladestone grinding and b) fuck grinding random weapons I'll never use. 

Achievements based on doing something tedious or not really your cup of tea are the best.

[thisismyusername]

I never really cared for trophies/etc. Not much of a completionist.  For example, I had several hundred hours logged in Demon's Souls and never bothered getting anywhere close to a platinum, cuz a) fuck bladestone grinding and b) fuck grinding random weapons I'll never use. 

They're not that bad. But yeah, the drop rates are insane.

I gotta re-1000 Dark Souls after Platinum/1000-ing it on PS3 on PC now that Games for Windows is shutting down. (And then do it a third time on Steam if From reworks it?)

I don't mind achievements personally, but when they're in multiplayer they drive me bonkers. What is worse is unlocking weapons and shit through them a la "assignments" like Battlefield 3's. Want that DICE-only (until we gave it through this assignment) M1911 Silencer-Tactical Light? Gotta do 20 different things before even UNLOCKING the assignment where you have to do a few more things to get it unlocked.

SMH.

[nudemacusers]

I tried for about a week solid to get a pure bladestone in 4-2 before calling it quits haha. Of course the grinding quickly became pointless due to weapon duping.

[thisismyusername]

Did you do it offline in PBWT? Pure Black apparently increases the drop rates. Problem is it's boring as shit.

I cheated the one that needed a Stingray to drop it and had someone in the community hand me a weapon in PvP for me to pick up for it. Then I gave them the weapon back and we dueled. 

Dark Souls thankfully dropped that and has 2 guaranteed drops for the "pure" stones per NG's to where you can make sure you get both of those in the trophy/achievement checklists provided you make sure you get them with a checklist.

[nudemacusers]

oh yeah, I was offline PBWT, killing dual wielding skellies for hours like it wasn't nothing. sometimes online too, cuz slapping upstart invaders with my dick was a fun diversion from the endless grinding.

[D3RANG3D]

I never really cared for trophies/etc. Not much of a completionist.  For example, I had several hundred hours logged in Demon's Souls and never bothered getting anywhere close to a platinum, cuz a) fuck bladestone grinding and b) fuck grinding random weapons I'll never use. 

They're not that bad. But yeah, the drop rates are insane.

I gotta re-1000 Dark Souls after Platinum/1000-ing it on PS3 on PC now that Games for Windows is shutting down. (And then do it a third time on Steam if From reworks it?)

I don't mind achievements personally, but when they're in multiplayer they drive me bonkers. What is worse is unlocking weapons and shit through them a la "assignments" like Battlefield 3's. Want that DICE-only (until we gave it through this assignment) M1911 Silencer-Tactical Light? Gotta do 20 different things before even UNLOCKING the assignment where you have to do a few more things to get it unlocked.

SMH.

I hope it gets patched with steamworks