Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5254583 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #16260 on:** October 11, 2013, 04:26:24 PM »

I think many Sega fans just went to Nintendo. Oscar had some named theory for this.

StealthFan · « **Reply #16261 on:** October 11, 2013, 04:27:19 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 11, 2013, 04:21:02 PM

The sad thing is he took the time to make that image.

He's an Nintendo fan. Not like he can use that time to play games.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #16262 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:13:43 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on October 10, 2013, 09:52:25 PM

Yeah, but that's just two side buttons. I meant something like the G600 above in particular. That thing has 12 side keys.

A mouse is pretty much like a dildo. You can call it, design it and colour it in amazing unique ways, but at the end of the day.

Himu · « **Reply #16263 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:18:23 PM »

Sega fans went to all three. It depends on the type of Sega fan though. Mascot Sega fan (Sonic) went to Nintendo. Esoteric Sega fan (Shenmue, Panzer, JSR, and more) went to MS. General Sega fans (fans of both) typically went to Sony. I certainly did. But as a rule, any past fan of Sega had to have all three systems to get Sega love.

For the most part I think MS had the most to offer former Sega fans with the original Xbox.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #16264 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:19:55 PM »

Videogames

Atramental · « **Reply #16265 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:11:07 PM »

Nintendo Gameboy -> Original Xbox -> 360 -> 3 defective 360s... -> I ain't got time or money for this shit

I wasn't allowed to have a video game (non hand held) console until I was 12 because my mom thought it would fry my undeveloped brain. Guess she was right to some degree. Could've become a Ninthing or a Sony Pony.

And, ignoring the Xbone, MS has pretty much lost me thanks to those 3 defective 360s I bought.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16266 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 11, 2013, 06:11:07 PM

I wasn't allowed to have a video game (non hand held) console until I was 12 because my mom thought it would fry my undeveloped brain. Guess she was right to some degree. Could've become a Ninthing or a Sony Pony.

You waited too long to get the "videogames improve your hand-eye coodination" scam in.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16267 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:20:02 PM »

I had a N64, PS2 and got to play with an OG Xbox. Also played stuff on PC. Each had their perks for me. Never upgraded to a GC for whatever reason. Never understood fanboyism either. I just played whatever the fuck was fun or I was in the mood for.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #16268 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:21:57 PM »

Shenmue

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16269 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:27:14 PM »

taco bell bros, what comes in the PS4 $5 box?

parallax · « **Reply #16270 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:31:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2013, 06:27:14 PM

taco bell bros, what comes in the PS4 $5 box?

frothing diarrhea

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16271 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:33:04 PM »

Quote from: parallax on October 11, 2013, 06:31:38 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2013, 06:27:14 PM
taco bell bros, what comes in the PS4 $5 box?

frothing diarrhea

Mmmm santorum

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #16272 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:42:03 PM »

Gordita crunch, crunchy taco, burrito supreme and medium drink. There's also a crunch wrap option.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16273 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 11, 2013, 05:18:23 PM

Sega fans went to all three. It depends on the type of Sega fan though. Mascot Sega fan (Sonic) went to Nintendo. Esoteric Sega fan (Shenmue, Panzer, JSR, and more) went to MS. General Sega fans (fans of both) typically went to Sony. I certainly did. But as a rule, any past fan of Sega had to have all three systems to get Sega love.

For the most part I think MS had the most to offer former Sega fans with the original Xbox.

Nailed it. I went with MS for JSRF. I only like a handful of Sega titles and since they really don't do much with those anymore, I don't weep over them. So...

But then MS crashed and burned with the 360 then Sony.

And Nintendo doesn't offer shit to me so whatever.

But you know he's kinda right about the Sony slant on GAF. It's been there for a good while.

Himu · « **Reply #16274 on:** October 11, 2013, 07:01:50 PM »

I'm not sure why you guys are just realizing this. Back in the day (2006) everyone would joke that Evi-chan ran his servers on a ps3. gaf has been Sony land since going back as far as ps2 when it was the system everyone owned, even pc guys like Evi and Tre. But it got obnoxious around 2006 after the announcement of 599 US Dollars and all the other ps3 fuck ups. That still persists even today, though of course people like EviLore and about everyone else have distanced themsevles from ps3 and Sony products, it still has a booming fanbase at neogaf.

Himu · « **Reply #16275 on:** October 11, 2013, 07:09:11 PM »

Gaf was pro-360 especially after 599 with the wii60 movement (haha remember that? ugh). It still is pro-360, I'd say. It's just a signal to noise ratio, particularly after RROD. Sony fantards - at least, MODERN Sony fantards - are far more vocal than 360 fans partly because 360 owners don't HAVE to be vocal. But Sony fanthings? Sony went from number uno to...whatever, its software barely sells, vita;etc. These people are wounded; their religion is being attacked. So they make 30 post OT's of pr for a shitty first person shooter.

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #16276 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:34:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2013, 06:27:14 PM

taco bell bros, what comes in the PS4 $5 box?

Disappointment when they give you the generic packaging so you don't even get a code or whatever.

What happened to scratch to wins for fast food contests? I miss those.

MCD · « **Reply #16277 on:** October 12, 2013, 10:31:05 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=84665313&postcount=3761
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85647466&postcount=3767

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16278 on:** October 12, 2013, 11:10:02 AM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16279 on:** October 12, 2013, 12:14:44 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85758283&postcount=26

Talking in third person.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #16280 on:** October 12, 2013, 12:39:17 PM »

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=155493433&page=1

Purple Filth · « **Reply #16281 on:** October 12, 2013, 01:44:15 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on October 12, 2013, 12:14:44 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85758283&postcount=26

Talking in third person.

its been the poster's shtick since they first appeared.

Sman · « **Reply #16282 on:** October 12, 2013, 01:51:58 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 11, 2013, 05:18:23 PM

Sega fans went to all three. It depends on the type of Sega fan though. Mascot Sega fan (Sonic) went to Nintendo. Esoteric Sega fan (Shenmue, Panzer, JSR, and more) went to MS. General Sega fans (fans of both) typically went to Sony. I certainly did. But as a rule, any past fan of Sega had to have all three systems to get Sega love.

For the most part I think MS had the most to offer former Sega fans with the original Xbox.

Shenmue II, JSRF and Outrun II made me run to Xbox.

I thought I would have liked VF4 (on PS2), but something was lost after VF3. Long-scarfed Shinobi sucked.

Gamecube had... Beach Spikers and Monkey Ball? Meh.

Yulwei · « **Reply #16283 on:** October 12, 2013, 01:55:50 PM »

That WiiU Latte thread is the definition of a hugbox. Was there anything like that for the Cell when the PSturd launched?

Himu · « **Reply #16284 on:** October 12, 2013, 01:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Sman on October 12, 2013, 01:51:58 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 11, 2013, 05:18:23 PM
Sega fans went to all three. It depends on the type of Sega fan though. Mascot Sega fan (Sonic) went to Nintendo. Esoteric Sega fan (Shenmue, Panzer, JSR, and more) went to MS. General Sega fans (fans of both) typically went to Sony. I certainly did. But as a rule, any past fan of Sega had to have all three systems to get Sega love.

For the most part I think MS had the most to offer former Sega fans with the original Xbox.

Shenmue II, JSRF and Outrun II made me run to Xbox.

I thought I would have liked VF4 (on PS2), but something was lost after VF3. Long-scarfed Shinobi sucked.

Gamecube had... Beach Spikers and Monkey Ball? Meh.

I liked 3d Shinobi.

And that thing that was lost were environmental combat.

Yulwei · « **Reply #16285 on:** October 12, 2013, 02:04:52 PM »

No one liked Virtua Quest...? That game was gdlk

Himu · « **Reply #16286 on:** October 12, 2013, 02:26:29 PM »

Quote from: Yulwei on October 12, 2013, 02:04:52 PM

No one liked Virtua Quest...? That game was gdlk

I forgot that shit even existed.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16287 on:** October 12, 2013, 02:36:05 PM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on October 12, 2013, 12:39:17 PM

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=155493433&page=1

godtier thread, would read again

Michael Moaner · « **Reply #16288 on:** October 12, 2013, 02:42:59 PM »

Ken Masters' full autism on display again: http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=696118

Atramental · « **Reply #16289 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:14:10 PM »

http://www.wikihow.com/Touch-a-Girl

Holy Christ.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16290 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:24:25 PM »

Is today the day all of the socially stunted people ask how to live life?

El Babua · « **Reply #16291 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:28:35 PM »

Living is easy with eyes closed; misunderstanding all you see.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Beatles are the best band ever. Fuck 'yall.

[close]

Rufus · « **Reply #16292 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:36:28 PM »

It's the internet. Yes.
Half of them start with "Am I the only one who".

While the existence of that Touch a Girl Wikihow is disturbing, it seems to make mostly sensible suggestions, especially on how not to act. I only read the titles and looked at the pictures, so don't hang me if it turns out to be creepy.

At least some people are trying to not be awkward goobers around women. That's something.

king of the internet · « **Reply #16293 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:37:26 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 12, 2013, 04:24:25 PM

Is today the day all of the socially stunted people ask how to live life?

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=696163

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16294 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:39:26 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 12, 2013, 04:14:10 PM

http://www.wikihow.com/Touch-a-Girl

Holy Christ.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16295 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:41:34 PM »

I still can't get over the term "touch barrier." $:-\$

Rufus · « **Reply #16296 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:43:35 PM »

We laugh at dudes that do the hover hand thing, now we laugh at dudes that try to overcome it.

king of the internet · « **Reply #16297 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:45:19 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on October 12, 2013, 04:43:35 PM

We laugh at dudes that do the hover hand thing, now we laugh at dudes that try to overcome it.

I think they both need to be mocked.

Atramental · « **Reply #16298 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:45:55 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on October 12, 2013, 04:36:28 PM

It's the internet. Yes.
Half of them start with "Am I the only one who".

While the existence of that Touch a Girl Wikihow is disturbing, it seems to make mostly sensible suggestions, especially on how not to act. I only read the titles and looked at the pictures, so don't hang me if it turns out to be creepy.

At least some people are trying to not be awkward goobers around women. That's something.

I guess the problem I have with those techniques is that they shouldn't be something you actively or obsessively think about. (which gaffers have a tendency to do)

Also, if you make something too technical you end up draining all the raw emotion out of it. You just end up treating the girl like she's some animu gal in a dating sim in which the more you rub your touch screen the more likely she is to show you her pantsu.

Rufus · « **Reply #16299 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:47:33 PM »

I guess I can see some sense in that, but I expect awkward and/or homeschooled kids to be the main audience for these. Gotta start somewhere, especially when you're too embarrased to talk to your friends about this shit, provided you have any.

Quote from: king of the internet on October 12, 2013, 04:45:19 PM

I think they both need to be mocked.

Why?

Hey fistful, how's theraphy going?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #16300 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:50:02 PM »

Hasn't happened yet.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16301 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:51:28 PM »

I'm going to pinch the next girl I see on the cheek.

Broseidon · « **Reply #16302 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:52:21 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 12, 2013, 04:14:10 PM

http://www.wikihow.com/Touch-a-Girl

Holy Christ.

brb slitting my wrists

tell my parents to destroy my laptop

Rufus · « **Reply #16303 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:52:55 PM »

I didn't expect you to answer seriously.

Atramental · « **Reply #16304 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:53:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2013, 04:51:28 PM

I'm going to pinch the next girl I see on the cheek.

Better be her butt cheek.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #16305 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:56:18 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on October 12, 2013, 04:52:55 PM

I didn't expect you to answer seriously.

shrug.

Rufus · « **Reply #16306 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:56:24 PM »

I was just using you as an example to make a point, breh.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2013, 04:51:28 PM

I'm going to pinch the next girl I see on the cheek.

But the guide clearly states...

El Babua · « **Reply #16307 on:** October 12, 2013, 05:03:55 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on October 12, 2013, 04:37:26 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 12, 2013, 04:24:25 PM
Is today the day all of the socially stunted people ask how to live life?

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=696163

A lot of the problems presented in these threads can easily be answered by telling the OP to stop being a taco.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16308 on:** October 12, 2013, 05:22:28 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on October 12, 2013, 04:43:35 PM

We laugh at dudes that do the hover hand thing, now we laugh at dudes that try to overcome it.

Trying to overcome it is by doing not labeling these things with terms like "touch barrier."

Rufus · « **Reply #16309 on:** October 12, 2013, 05:31:00 PM »

Oh come on, that's just the writer trying to not sound as dry as a textbook.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16310 on:** October 12, 2013, 06:08:40 PM »

I don't think most people would believe that a touch barrier is even a thing until they decided to take social advice from a wiki site.

It's only creepy when you stop thinking about how sad it is.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16311 on:** October 12, 2013, 06:12:32 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2013, 06:08:40 PM

I don't think most people would believe that a touch barrier is even a thing until they decided to take social advice from a wiki site.

It's only creepy when you stop thinking about how sad it is.

It's not a thing just like friendzone isn't. It's just another crutch.

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #16312 on:** October 12, 2013, 06:25:32 PM »

Now I know why so many people complain that their game no longer comes with a guide. Spergs LOVE step by step guides and processes.

Although, I work in a place that is strictly SOP for most things, and I love it. Am I a special fellow?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16313 on:** October 12, 2013, 06:50:50 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=696139

spend time with your wife bro

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16314 on:** October 12, 2013, 07:41:08 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 12, 2013, 06:50:50 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=696139

spend time with your wife bro

We don't believe in being unfaithful or getting a divorce.

Oblivion · « **Reply #16315 on:** October 12, 2013, 07:47:51 PM »

That friend zone dude fell in love with some chick after only a MONTH?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16316 on:** October 12, 2013, 07:50:40 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85817032&postcount=213

Michael Moaner · « **Reply #16317 on:** October 12, 2013, 07:57:40 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 12, 2013, 07:50:40 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85817032&postcount=213

Didn't know Lore' kept rophenol in his murse.

fizzel · « **Reply #16318 on:** October 12, 2013, 08:01:47 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 12, 2013, 05:22:28 PM

Quote from: Rufus on October 12, 2013, 04:43:35 PM
We laugh at dudes that do the hover hand thing, now we laugh at dudes that try to overcome it.

Trying to overcome it is by doing not labeling these things with terms like "touch barrier."

Devo, I'm gonna escalate kino to break the touch barrier and finally shatter your anti slut defence™. How wet does my dirty talk make you?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16319 on:** October 12, 2013, 08:04:19 PM »

Quote from: fizzel on October 12, 2013, 08:01:47 PM

Devo, I'm gonna escalate kino to break the touch barrier and finally shatter your anti slut defence™. How wet does my dirty talk make you?

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5254583 times)