Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5210759 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19380 on:** November 30, 2013, 05:58:47 PM »

That's what I assume Andrex looks like.

benjipwns · « **Reply #19381 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:06:08 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on November 30, 2013, 05:44:54 PM

I honestly can't care. I don't have a horse in EITHER race (PC vs Console, AMD vs #TeamGreen), I just find it funny the eternal "PC vs Console" war continues to rage.

"But I don't want to spend hours tinkering with settings!"
"NO U U DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE!"
"But I don't want to spend $1000?"
"NO U DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. JUST GET A FEW BASIC PARTS FOR THE PRICE OF A PS4 FOR 1080p!"
"NO U!"
"NO U!"
"NO U!"

It's easy to forget just how angular PC graphics are, that's why I was so disappointed in Nintendo trying to chase after graphic whores instead of sticking to their artisan roots. Now they're trapped in the endless cycle of whatever the latest buzzword is, bokeh, quinnscunts, resolution, etc. rather than continuing to enhance social cohesion through unique local cooperative experiences. Hopefully, this generation will make clear once and for all that gamers just don't want PCs in a box under their TVs but instead want a memorable gameplay experience that only timeless and handmade Nintendo exclusives can deliver.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19382 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:06:09 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=725590

reminds of some posts about Kim K, whom I despise, that were so ridiculously distinguished mentally-challenged about weight gain during pregnancy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19383 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:08:07 PM »

Women are so sensitive that one can't discuss/show their success without others getting upset and feeling threatened?

benjipwns · « **Reply #19384 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:13:49 PM »

That thread has some interesting theories on how the human body works. Or at the least the female version.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19385 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:14:20 PM »

the outrage summed up

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19386 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:16:15 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on November 30, 2013, 06:13:49 PM

That thread has some interesting theories on how the human body works. Or at the least the female version.

Women who don't maintain a figure during or after pregnancy are obviously failures. Nevermind how much stress and physiological changes happens. I'm an expert.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #19387 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:30:30 PM »

Genuine observation of this thred in an interpretivism manner: fixation.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #19388 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:31:04 PM »

Like saying potato tastes like spud.

fizzel · « **Reply #19389 on:** November 30, 2013, 07:58:54 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on November 30, 2013, 04:30:40 AM

Quote from: fizzel on November 29, 2013, 11:26:53 PM
So, this cold foot distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is a mod sanctioned creep that spends his day trawling through post histories?

Cool...

Is he? He's one of the biggest assholes on GAF. Once got banned for sending PMs insulting people in the Android thread because he's a huge Apple taco. Might be racist too, the way he talked about Samsung and Asian companies in general.

If we're talking about the same dude.

Yep, same guy, he's all over gaming side these days like shit stuck to a blanket.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19390 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:12:40 PM »

GAF I wiped my ass, am I going to be okay?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19391 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:15:44 PM »

Gonna be gud.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=725806

Broseidon · « **Reply #19392 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:17:12 PM »

Came to post that.

Also that TCRS guy totally stole my post!

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19393 on:** November 30, 2013, 08:25:34 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91915123&postcount=54

:deadpos

Yulwei · « **Reply #19394 on:** November 30, 2013, 09:29:56 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on November 30, 2013, 08:25:34 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91915123&postcount=54

:deadpos

I honestly just want to grab one of those aspies, bring him with me to a good club and get a cute girl to just grind on him for a good 20 minutes.

That will cure 50% of their autism

Tasty · « **Reply #19395 on:** November 30, 2013, 09:33:25 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on November 30, 2013, 05:44:54 PM

I honestly can't care. I don't have a horse in EITHER race (PC vs Console, AMD vs #TeamGreen), I just find it funny the eternal "PC vs Console" war continues to rage.

"But I don't want to spend hours tinkering with settings!"
"NO U U DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE!"
"But I don't want to spend $1000?"
"NO U DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. JUST GET A FEW BASIC PARTS FOR THE PRICE OF A PS4 FOR 1080p!"
"NO U!"
"NO U!"
"NO U!"

"NO, WII U!"

Atramental · « **Reply #19396 on:** November 30, 2013, 09:45:06 PM »

Any place where it is socially acceptable to get my drink on is a good place in my book.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19397 on:** November 30, 2013, 10:15:42 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 30, 2013, 09:33:25 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on November 30, 2013, 05:44:54 PM
I honestly can't care. I don't have a horse in EITHER race (PC vs Console, AMD vs #TeamGreen), I just find it funny the eternal "PC vs Console" war continues to rage.

"But I don't want to spend hours tinkering with settings!"
"NO U U DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE!"
"But I don't want to spend $1000?"
"NO U DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. JUST GET A FEW BASIC PARTS FOR THE PRICE OF A PS4 FOR 1080p!"
"NO U!"
"NO U!"
"NO U!"

"NO, WII U!"

*both groups look at you like

*

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19398 on:** November 30, 2013, 10:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 30, 2013, 09:34:05 PM

Clubs are lame tho, bars/pubs >>>>>

I agree just cause the noise level is low enough that you can talk in that loud drunk but acceptable type of way.

And because I haven't danced with a girl since square-dancing in fifth grade.

Tasty · « **Reply #19399 on:** November 30, 2013, 10:48:02 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on November 30, 2013, 10:15:42 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 30, 2013, 09:33:25 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on November 30, 2013, 05:44:54 PM
I honestly can't care. I don't have a horse in EITHER race (PC vs Console, AMD vs #TeamGreen), I just find it funny the eternal "PC vs Console" war continues to rage.

"But I don't want to spend hours tinkering with settings!"
"NO U U DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE!"
"But I don't want to spend $1000?"
"NO U DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. JUST GET A FEW BASIC PARTS FOR THE PRICE OF A PS4 FOR 1080p!"
"NO U!"
"NO U!"
"NO U!"

"NO, WII U!"

*both groups look at you like *

*goes back to the shame corner with

on face*

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19400 on:** December 01, 2013, 12:54:49 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91931836&postcount=156

hmmm

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19401 on:** December 01, 2013, 01:09:28 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2013, 12:54:49 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91931836&postcount=156

hmmm

He probably was joking but....

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=91941946

Ice cold.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19402 on:** December 01, 2013, 01:11:13 AM »

Wish I could dap that. Where is nacho.

nachobro · « **Reply #19403 on:** December 01, 2013, 01:24:23 AM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19404 on:** December 01, 2013, 01:25:57 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91944058&postcount=1383

This guy is so cool.

StealthFan · « **Reply #19405 on:** December 01, 2013, 01:37:40 AM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/cant-believe-paul-walker-is-dead.168687/#post-6386948

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19406 on:** December 01, 2013, 04:00:25 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=725959

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91955365&postcount=14

Someone called out the op:

Quote

Nothing more socially distinguished mentally-challenged than being a virgin at age 26.

Vertigo · « **Reply #19407 on:** December 01, 2013, 04:27:08 AM »

Feelings have been caught something major in that thread.

fizzel · « **Reply #19408 on:** December 01, 2013, 05:32:48 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2013, 04:00:25 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=725959

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91955365&postcount=14

Someone called out the op:

Quote
Nothing more socially distinguished mentally-challenged than being a virgin at age 26.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91956784&postcount=49

As far as avatar quotes go, that's a fucking corker.

StealthFan · « **Reply #19409 on:** December 01, 2013, 06:32:41 AM »

I am done with thecoli. It's become the black version of Stormfront.

Vertigo · « **Reply #19410 on:** December 01, 2013, 06:53:06 AM »

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on December 01, 2013, 06:32:41 AM

I am done with thecoli. It's become the black version of Stormfront.

Its a hilarious site but the obsessions with 'cacs' is a bit weird. Never really had that problem with the All Hip Hop and SoHH forums.

Vertigo · « **Reply #19411 on:** December 01, 2013, 06:56:57 AM »

This guy

Quote from: ComputerMKII;91890268

I would like to get rid of it but my contacts wouldn't even care. They'd just assume I didn't like them anymore and wouldn't try to contact me to know what's wrong, so I'd be even more alone than I am now.

By the way, a woman I used to be in love with posted pictures of her wedding some time ago (that's how I knew she had a boyfriend) and today she announced that she just gave birth. (I didn't even know she was expecting a child). Everyone's happy and 142 people have Liked the news as I'm typing this.

It feels like a slap in the face and my day has been ruined because of it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=725692

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19412 on:** December 01, 2013, 06:59:30 AM »

People who are in love with "friends" they're not even involved with.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19413 on:** December 01, 2013, 07:04:21 AM »

Quote from: Vertigo on December 01, 2013, 06:53:06 AM

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on December 01, 2013, 06:32:41 AM
I am done with thecoli. It's become the black version of Stormfront.

Its a hilarious site but the obsessions with 'cacs' is a bit weird. Never really had that problem with the All Hip Hop and SoHH forums.

Probably because a lot of people on TheColi are white and use 'cac' to throw people off. I know that because that's what I did and I'm white.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19414 on:** December 01, 2013, 07:08:44 AM »

Seems like a lot of genuinely funny stuff there falls by the way side to shitty beefs and bitter crap. Mollywatr might be their jumping the shark moment.

StealthFan · « **Reply #19415 on:** December 01, 2013, 07:34:31 AM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on December 01, 2013, 07:04:21 AM

Quote from: Vertigo on December 01, 2013, 06:53:06 AM
Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on December 01, 2013, 06:32:41 AM
I am done with thecoli. It's become the black version of Stormfront.

Its a hilarious site but the obsessions with 'cacs' is a bit weird. Never really had that problem with the All Hip Hop and SoHH forums.

Probably because a lot of people on TheColi are white and use 'cac' to throw people off. I know that because that's what I did and I'm white.

I use cac as well, and lied about my race (I said I was mixed). There is definitely some genuine hatred of whites though. The most white forum on there is The Arcadium. TLR has had tons of race threads lately and it is nauseating. I joke around online but real racism sickens me.

StealthFan · « **Reply #19416 on:** December 01, 2013, 07:37:04 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2013, 07:08:44 AM

Seems like a lot of genuinely funny stuff there falls by the way side to shitty beefs and bitter crap. Mollywatr might be their jumping the shark moment.

I think the fact that The Black Stallion was getting his asshole plundered blinded me to just how hateful that whole event was. It was like a bunch of crabs killing each other trying to get out of the boiling water.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19417 on:** December 01, 2013, 07:42:07 AM »

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on December 01, 2013, 07:37:04 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2013, 07:08:44 AM
Seems like a lot of genuinely funny stuff there falls by the way side to shitty beefs and bitter crap. Mollywatr might be their jumping the shark moment.

I think the fact that The Black Stallion was getting his asshole plundered blinded me to just how hateful that whole event was. It was like a bunch of crabs killing each other trying to get out of the boiling water.

Every other thread lately is either some racial stuff or like how someone can't get laid. It's like the funny got sucked out.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19418 on:** December 01, 2013, 07:45:22 AM »

At any rate, I haven't been on The Coli in months. The novelty of it wore off pretty quick. I have more daps than posts so I'm going to declare victory.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #19419 on:** December 01, 2013, 10:11:46 AM »

I only read the wrestling forum.

Himu · « **Reply #19420 on:** December 01, 2013, 11:45:53 AM »

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on December 01, 2013, 07:37:04 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2013, 07:08:44 AM
Seems like a lot of genuinely funny stuff there falls by the way side to shitty beefs and bitter crap. Mollywatr might be their jumping the shark moment.

I think the fact that The Black Stallion was getting his asshole plundered blinded me to just how hateful that whole event was. It was like a bunch of crabs killing each other trying to get out of the boiling water.

Hip hop fans. Combined with black people. Welcome to the club!

Only forum I read is TSC which is full of stupid beefs but it is all in good humor and fucking hilarious so I don't care.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19421 on:** December 01, 2013, 02:09:18 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91985737&postcount=2

tiesto · « **Reply #19422 on:** December 01, 2013, 02:19:44 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 30, 2013, 09:34:05 PM

Clubs are lame tho, bars/pubs >>>>>

Depends on the club... As a longtime club-goer and EDM follower, I'm pretty picky as far as clubs go but my favorites tend to have:

-good music
-not-overpriced drinks (really hard to find in Manhattan)
-not too crowded dancefloor
-not too hot
-a good crowd, no douchebags/guidos
-non-asshole bouncers

Most of the clubs I go to are usually to see a lesser-known deep house or techno or prog or disco DJ. The big name DJs get a bit too crowded and sometimes they can be in shithole venues (like Pacha)

Himu · « **Reply #19423 on:** December 01, 2013, 02:20:53 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #19424 on:** December 01, 2013, 02:24:34 PM »

The part where Vince is standing kills me.

headwalk · « **Reply #19425 on:** December 01, 2013, 02:49:17 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 01, 2013, 02:31:41 PM

These dudes need to stop latching onto Star Citizen as some sort of PC gaming wonder/savior. I mean I think it's cool as fuck too but i still feel like very few people are going to actually play it.

says the guy who single handedly propped up the killzone thread.

nachobro · « **Reply #19426 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:07:58 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726151

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #19427 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:08:30 PM »

Holy fuck what's wrong with coldfoot. Like literally, there must be something wrong with his head the way he gets off on people contradicting their months old posts

archie4208 · « **Reply #19428 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:16:10 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on December 01, 2013, 02:09:18 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91985737&postcount=2

Console kids with buyer's remorse.

Quote from: milchs evil twin on December 01, 2013, 03:08:30 PM

Holy fuck what's wrong with coldfoot. Like literally, there must be something wrong with his head the way he gets off on people contradicting their months old posts

He's a joke account. Nobody is that dumb.

r-right?

Atramental · « **Reply #19429 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:16:24 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on December 01, 2013, 03:07:58 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726151

Darn it.

If it wasn't limited to Street Fighter I was going to post this gem:

Oh Internet, you both amaze and terrify me.

Broseidon · « **Reply #19430 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:19:20 PM »

The hell is star citizen?

JaseC · « **Reply #19431 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:24:21 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on December 01, 2013, 03:08:30 PM

Holy fuck what's wrong with coldfoot. Like literally, there must be something wrong with his head the way he gets off on people contradicting their months old posts

He got himself banned. I'd be surprised if his tag is still intact when he returns as it obviously went to his head.

nachobro · « **Reply #19432 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:26:02 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 01, 2013, 03:19:20 PM

The hell is star citizen?

a spaceship game that doesn't exist yet where people pay money for pre-ordering digital spaceships. some spergs have literally spent $15k+ for digital spaceships that they can't even play $:-\$

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #19433 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:35:23 PM »

Quote from: JaseC on December 01, 2013, 03:24:21 PM

Quote from: milchs evil twin on December 01, 2013, 03:08:30 PM
Holy fuck what's wrong with coldfoot. Like literally, there must be something wrong with his head the way he gets off on people contradicting their months old posts

He got himself banned. I'd be surprised if his tag is still intact when he returns as it obviously went to his head.

Well, good.

This post was probably the worst "gotcha" in the history of GAF

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91993765&postcount=714

Broseidon · « **Reply #19434 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:42:41 PM »

I dont remember that distinguished mentally-challenged fellow having a tag.

JaseC · « **Reply #19435 on:** December 01, 2013, 04:03:40 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 01, 2013, 03:42:41 PM

I dont remember that distinguished mentally-challenged fellow having a tag.

He exposed a few mental gymnasts in console threads very recently and was given a "Souls claimed" tag with a list of said folks. This apparently instilled in him a misguided sense of duty and he begun digging up old posts in other threads in order to increase his count.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19436 on:** December 01, 2013, 04:04:29 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on December 01, 2013, 03:07:58 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726151

Your Stalker · « **Reply #19437 on:** December 01, 2013, 04:34:47 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on December 01, 2013, 03:07:58 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726151

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=92006818&postcount=108

nachobro · « **Reply #19438 on:** December 01, 2013, 04:57:21 PM »

The middle one is mine.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19439 on:** December 01, 2013, 05:51:32 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91983550&postcount=1806

Yes let's all quote this 2-3 pages over instead of just laughing at this guy and moving on.

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5210759 times)