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Yulwei

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19440 on: December 01, 2013, 05:54:05 PM »
These dudes need to stop latching onto Star Citizen as some sort of PC gaming wonder/savior. I mean I think it's cool as fuck too but i still feel like very few people are going to actually play it.

says the guy who single handedly propped up the killzone thread.


 :lol i wonder how many star citizen cultists there are here in the bore

Yulwei

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19441 on: December 01, 2013, 06:07:32 PM »
That's good. Spending thousands of dollars on drawings is just... :what


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19443 on: December 01, 2013, 08:27:50 PM »
Seems like a lot of genuinely funny stuff there falls by the way side to shitty beefs and bitter crap. Mollywatr might be their jumping the shark moment.

I think the fact that The Black Stallion was getting his asshole plundered blinded me to just how hateful that whole event was. It was like a bunch of crabs killing each other trying to get out of the boiling water.

Wait

what's the latest on this Mollywatr thing



also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726340

another thread for NFans to get defensive/lash out on  :lol :lol
« Last Edit: December 01, 2013, 08:35:58 PM by Purple Filth »

Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19444 on: December 01, 2013, 08:40:37 PM »


also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726340

another thread for NFans to get defensive/lash out on  :lol :lol

Another thread where GAFfers seem to mistake an easy zinger for an actually valuable contribution to a debate. Seems increasingly common.


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19447 on: December 01, 2013, 08:52:14 PM »
Rubin got the THQ job when the company was pretty much dead. Holding that against him seems irrelevant. Now his whole rant about wanting to make Saints Row a serious franchise on the other hand ...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=92037607&postcount=144
 :heh



Of course.


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19449 on: December 01, 2013, 09:00:33 PM »
mmmmm....cooch muscles
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19450 on: December 01, 2013, 09:59:03 PM »
whoops wrong thread

benjipwns

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19451 on: December 01, 2013, 10:16:39 PM »
Strange how almost nobody in that thread went from being informed, educated, tolerant, enlightened, cosmopolitan, passionate, progressive, etc. to the opposite, it was all one progress in the same direction. Except for a couple people who mentioned how they now appreciate tradition or some such, which probably isn't considered a negative socially or culturally.

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Momo

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19455 on: December 02, 2013, 12:31:37 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726490

Hoping someone powerbombs someone else through a table in this thread. This should be fun as the OP already started with high levels of feels.




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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19459 on: December 02, 2013, 01:37:30 AM »
My less than imaginative money is on falling for a "paki" and becoming aware of the establishment and their views.
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Side-bet on that he's trolling.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19460 on: December 02, 2013, 01:53:01 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726490

:neogaf :umad

Feels so long ago when it was all about proving each other wrong on online forums.

 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=92067088&postcount=153

 :noah :ufup  :tocry
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19461 on: December 02, 2013, 02:29:36 AM »
Who the fuck cares this much about some dumb speech delivered in a public speaking course?

Oh wait, this dude apparently.

There should just be a way to post "GET A FUCKING LIFE" without being ban fodder.

If I was doing college all over again I'd troll the fuck out of possible gamers in my courses.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2013, 02:31:17 AM by Needs More Cowbell »

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19462 on: December 02, 2013, 02:56:55 AM »
I dont remember that distinguished mentally-challenged fellow having a tag.

He exposed a few mental gymnasts in console threads very recently and was given a "Souls claimed" tag with a list of said folks. This apparently instilled in him a misguided sense of duty and he begun digging up old posts in other threads in order to increase his count.

saw it coming a mile off, didn't expect it to be so quick though. I'm guessing it was evilore.

fizzel

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19463 on: December 02, 2013, 03:02:42 AM »
Who the fuck cares this much about some dumb speech delivered in a public speaking course?

Oh wait, this dude apparently.

There should just be a way to post "GET A FUCKING LIFE" without being ban fodder.

If I was doing college all over again I'd troll the fuck out of possible gamers in my courses.

That's the worst part of the site, just not being allowed to outright call someone a daft cunt. We have to go through this ridiculous, convoluted ballet of post deconstruction or multi thread character assassination...or avatar quote. 

Because that's the height of civil, inclusive discourse, which can only prevail through careful moderation.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19464 on: December 02, 2013, 03:12:14 AM »
Who the fuck cares this much about some dumb speech delivered in a public speaking course?

Oh wait, this dude apparently.

There should just be a way to post "GET A FUCKING LIFE" without being ban fodder.

If I was doing college all over again I'd troll the fuck out of possible gamers in my courses.
Notice that he barely comments on how bad the speech is as a speech, his rageboner is all over the supporting evidence. He assumes the teacher won't give it a passing grade because of all the lies about Sony he saw when the teacher probably just got about 30+ of these shitty things.

I like how his angry response (to someone else's uninformed opinion) is massively longer and stronger in tone than the original speech. It'd probably get a better grade than whatever one he really gave.

Speaking of speech classes, their mention always make me think of the one I had in college. (Which for some reason had three instructors.) This one kid in the class gave every one of his speeches about CutCo (Vector Marketing/multi-level marketing/triangle opportunity) and how great it is as a company and the knives and how he's making so much money.  For the last speech he didn't show up on the day he was supposed to give it and I said "damn, I wanted to hear more about CutCo" and everybody laughed including the instructors.

It was the greatest achievement of my life.
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Yulwei

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19465 on: December 02, 2013, 03:59:03 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726565

that's gonna be a great thread. Lots of hurt feelings already  :rofl

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19466 on: December 02, 2013, 04:36:17 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726031

If I had an alt I'd just post threads like this constantly.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19467 on: December 02, 2013, 07:37:42 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726565

that's gonna be a great thread. Lots of hurt feelings already  :rofl

Wow, you weren't kidding.  I think that if Microsoft and Sony had 5-6 million Xboners and PS4s respectively available to sell, they would both be ahead of the Wii U LTD by the end of the year.  Nintards were banking hard on the idea that console gaming was totally dead and that Wii U being a bad value had nothing to do with being a bad value for consumers (hence nobody wanting to buy one) because OMG NINTENDO GAMES ARE THE BEST GAMES :heartbeat  Having some half assed launch platformer doing better than Mario 3D World cuts them deep.  To them, Mario is the premier platformer where everyone is suppose to ooh and aah at the game accordingly.  3D World did well critically but Japan's first week sales and now this show that the public might not be cumming on cue to a new 3D Mario game anymore, which frightens Nintards.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19468 on: December 02, 2013, 07:50:05 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726565

that's gonna be a great thread. Lots of hurt feelings already  :rofl

Wow, you weren't kidding.  I think that if Microsoft and Sony had 5-6 million Xboners and PS4s respectively available to sell, they would both be ahead of the Wii U LTD by the end of the year.  Nintards were banking hard on the idea that console gaming was totally dead and that Wii U being a bad value had nothing to do with being a bad value for consumers (hence nobody wanting to buy one) because OMG NINTENDO GAMES ARE THE BEST GAMES :heartbeat  Having some half assed launch platformer doing better than Mario 3D World cuts them deep.  To them, Mario is the premier platformer where everyone is suppose to ooh and aah at the game accordingly.  3D World did well critically but Japan's first week sales and now this show that the public might not be cumming on cue to a new 3D Mario game anymore, which frightens Nintards.

But these graphics man.







 :sabu

benjipwns

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19469 on: December 02, 2013, 08:17:53 AM »
 ??? When did less distraction from superior and more innovative gameplay turn into a negative? ???

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19470 on: December 02, 2013, 08:20:08 AM »
Some sick burns in that thread, originating from this Nintard who had a mini-meltdown and wants to take his ball and go home:

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Because Sony doesn't need the Vita as much as Nintendo needs the WiiU.
In fact, Sony could ditch the Vita and they would be better, but seeing how the portable market is evolving, it seems pretty obvious that Nintendo needs a console of itself if they want to survive in the next 10 years.

The WiiU can be a failure and they can still launch a "a la new-sony console" which means "grab a generic but powerful hardware design" and put it into a plastic box.
But the day Nintendo does that I will be the first one blaming them (and it will of course not matter shit because hardcore players have become a really tinny minority).

This has been a good hobby while it has lasted, now it's time for other people to enjoy another hobby that has taken the place of my own one. It was obvious that this would be the result seeing the past generation.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=92086726#post92086726

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This past generation has seen this rise of indies, which is focused more on gameplay than anything else. The sheer variety of gameplay options available across all platforms is fucking staggering and more plentiful than it has ever been.

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You don't get it, man. Gameplay is dead. The magic little box of gameplay at Nintendo has been tipped over and now we all have to start collecting coins or stamps or something :(

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When he means "gameplay", he means playing Nintendo games on Nintendo hardware.

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Your continued insistence that only Nintendo provide games with gameplay is baffling. I can only assume this steamrollering has affected you deeply.

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And nintendo gameplay is better than any other gameplay.

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Nope sorry you are wrong.
If it doesn't have rehashes of same 5 old franchises all staring the same plumber it's not gameplay anymore and cannot be great.

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Sorry Dave but we all know that all non Nintendo games are just movies with the occasional button prompt to load the next scene.

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BF4 has good gameplay but does it have Nintendo Gameplay™?

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So what's the official excuse now? Is console gaming still dead? Or was it raining everytime someone wanted to buy Mario and the WiiU?

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It's the heatwave in UK preventing people from buying Mario.

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Nintendo gameplay is the one that brings more smiles to more faces.

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Well there have been several significant cold snaps in the UK that have kept consumers off of High Street. The days the Xbone and PS4 came out were the warmest days of the season thus far, prompting the high sales.

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Serious. Gaming is dead. What's left may look like gaming, but in fact it's just an empty husk.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19471 on: December 02, 2013, 08:28:46 AM »
Nintendelusional.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19472 on: December 02, 2013, 08:30:13 AM »
Another gem of a post: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=92077984&postcount=518

If you don't want to click, it's a collection of quotes from another Nintendo fan's meltdown.

This might be the best thread I've read on GAF in weeks
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19473 on: December 02, 2013, 08:35:29 AM »
Anybody that has ever claimed that "fanboys are fanboys", implying Nintenyearolds weren't the worst of the bunch are being straight ethered now. Not even a passionate Apple fans comes close.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19474 on: December 02, 2013, 08:40:45 AM »
:lawd I've never seen such anal devastation.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19475 on: December 02, 2013, 08:41:12 AM »
NK ain't got shit on Nintendo.

benjipwns

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19476 on: December 02, 2013, 08:50:01 AM »
It's really fucking disgusting that these ungrateful brats don't understand that without Nintendo they wouldn't even have their Gaystations and Xcocks.

Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19477 on: December 02, 2013, 08:53:37 AM »
It's really fucking disgusting that these ungrateful brats don't understand that without Nintendo they wouldn't even have their Gaystations and Xcocks.

This concept of wuv nintendeath confuses and infuriates us.


benjipwns

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19478 on: December 02, 2013, 08:54:24 AM »
All these circlejerking little children are going to regret it if they drive Nintendo out of the industry and there's nobody left to pick up the pieces when the crash comes from the other companies becoming too popular too quickly and not establishing the underlying art and design that gaming needs to be sustainable.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2013, 08:56:22 AM by benjipwns »

Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19479 on: December 02, 2013, 08:56:22 AM »
You need to post this shit on there bro.

 :lol

nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19480 on: December 02, 2013, 09:20:10 AM »
Next Stage: Acceptance
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benjipwns

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19481 on: December 02, 2013, 09:21:33 AM »
You need to post this shit on there bro.

 :lol
okay

nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19482 on: December 02, 2013, 09:31:06 AM »
thread is easy-mode right now. bringing out all my b-tier material brb.
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Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19483 on: December 02, 2013, 09:48:09 AM »
you two catching all kinds of feels and people who think you're serious

 :neogaf

Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19484 on: December 02, 2013, 10:02:14 AM »
Also now would be a good time to troll with my kaz smilies.

hampster

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19485 on: December 02, 2013, 10:08:51 AM »
Prediction time - 2014's GAF Thread of the Year: Ubisoft announces Watch_Dogs for the Wii U is delayed indefinitely
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Momo

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19486 on: December 02, 2013, 10:24:11 AM »
You guys should prolly leave the nin10year olds to their devices, they're entertaining enough on their own so no sense getting banned over Mario, unless you guys go big!

benjipwns

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19487 on: December 02, 2013, 10:48:39 AM »
You guys should prolly leave the nin10year olds to their devices, they're entertaining enough on their own so no sense getting banned over Mario, unless you guys go big!
GAF would never ban for taking the fight to the Nintendo deniers on their own turf and exposing the massive money operation behind the anti-Nintendo agenda.

Yulwei

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19488 on: December 02, 2013, 11:06:52 AM »
I come back hours later and...


the thread delivered even more than I thought it would

Never underestimate ninthings :neogaf

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19489 on: December 02, 2013, 11:37:18 AM »
bringing ff7 into this is some impressive grudge-holding. that's almost 15 years of salt.
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Yulwei

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19490 on: December 02, 2013, 11:48:14 AM »
bringing ff7 into this is some impressive grudge-holding. that's almost 15 years of salt.

LMAO

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19491 on: December 02, 2013, 11:54:01 AM »
Gary Winner here, Andy-kun is a loser

???

Dude, you didn't even attempt it.  :lol I got 50,000 words out after seeing you join in thinking "Oh, well, I'll race him to the finish" and nope. You didn't even bother.  :lol

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19492 on: December 02, 2013, 11:54:51 AM »
Next year man.

Next year.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19494 on: December 02, 2013, 12:13:01 PM »
Anybody that has ever claimed that "fanboys are fanboys", implying Nintenyearolds weren't the worst of the bunch are being straight ethered now. Not even a passionate Apple fans comes close.

Hey, now. There could be some dark-side in them. They just have to accept the Sith/MS and Sony as their overlords like Andy did. They'd be better off.

(Of course, Andy still has that Google rebellious side that we still have to beat out of him)

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BF4 has good gameplay but does it have Nintendo Gameplay™?



Why would I want that?

Anyway that thread is exploding, I'll have to pick through the sharpanel later this week. :neogaf

Next year man.

Next year.

You won't do it. :pacspit

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Shorting Porsche shares... after an aftermarket-non-stock/non-Porsche-"supported" car "malfunctions."

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19495 on: December 02, 2013, 12:15:24 PM »
Anybody that has ever claimed that "fanboys are fanboys", implying Nintenyearolds weren't the worst of the bunch are being straight ethered now. Not even a passionate Apple fans comes close.

Each brand of fanboy is distinguished mentally-challenged in their unique special way. Nintendo fans remind me of the type of American who can't stop talking about how we saved your ass in WW 2.

They have been relegated to nostalgia worship or worse trying to defend the legacy of the Wii.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19496 on: December 02, 2013, 12:43:45 PM »
I have seen it but only remember little bits  :'(

Eh, probably more when I was younger. Let's just say that literally the only place I got news and views from was The Sun, which should tell you everything if you know what that is.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19497 on: December 02, 2013, 12:53:17 PM »
You won't do it. :pacspit

I mean, I write short scripts, short stories, and lengthy blog-posts, so it's not like I don't enjoy writing. But this year was busy and I barely had an idea. It's tough to write with something that you can't even make into an outline.

Hopefully by next year I'll have finished off my remaining two short animation scripts, and the idea will be much more fleshed out.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19498 on: December 02, 2013, 01:17:10 PM »
Eh, probably more when I was younger. Let's just say that literally the only place I got news and views from was The Sun, which should tell you everything if you know what that is.
Oh boy. Oh deary me.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #19499 on: December 02, 2013, 01:31:25 PM »
Eh, probably more when I was younger. Let's just say that literally the only place I got news and views from was The Sun, which should tell you everything if you know what that is.
Oh boy. Oh deary me.
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