Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[king of the internet]

would you kiss your girl after she swallowed

I guess it would depend on who's cum it is.

[Himu]

let's say you fill her mouth up with your man seeds, and she swallows. would you kiss her afterwards? like, a big deep tongue on tongue kiss?

[Himu]

phoenix dark would you ever do tongue with a girl who does not use a tongue scraper

can you feel the fur on your tongue? do you like it?

are you getting hot?

[king of the internet]

let's say you fill her mouth up with your man seeds, and she swallows. would you kiss her afterwards? like, a big deep tongue on tongue kiss?

Of course, it would be rude not to. She still kisses me when I got sticky lips after snacking on that vag. 

[Himu]

What worse things? Sand?

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Mupepe]

let's say you fill her mouth up with your man seeds, and she swallows. would you kiss her afterwards? like, a big deep tongue on tongue kiss?

uh yeah.  I'm not gay bro so it's okay for me to get a little of my own man juice in my mouth.

[Himu]

PD did the german chick use a tongue scraper

how white were her teeth

[Himu]

let's say you fill her mouth up with your man seeds, and she swallows. would you kiss her afterwards? like, a big deep tongue on tongue kiss?

uh yeah.  I'm not gay bro so it's okay for me to get a little of my own man juice in my mouth.

awwwwwwwwwww

[Himu]

Don't talk shit about McGriddles you cunt

[Himu]

dude mcgriddles are fucking awesome

it's genius: pancakes, syrup, sausage, egg, cheese. On one sandwich. Fuck yes, death is worth it when I taste McGriddles in my mouth.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764459

two pages in and i see three bans.  this SJW acronym really gained some traction.

[Shadow Mod]

Twee is a terrible poster, good riddance.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=99887252&postcount=155 

If I see any of you fucking honkeys even touch a matzo, i'll gut you

[Shadow Mod]

Can't wait for the thread to be about that post.

[StealthFan]

I'll eat fried chicken and cornbread if I fucking like. Delicious.

No fried chicken places in walking distance Have no car, brehs.

[Broseidon]

Using the phrase SJW unironically is a good barometer for "is this person a dipshit", just like PC is/was. Fitting, since it's basically an evolution of the term/idea.

[Phoenix Dark]

If you don't like fried chicken, collard green, black eyed peas, mac n cheese, candy yams, cole slaw...something's wrong with you. And it's not even a race thing: white people in the south eat all that stuff too. When I went to Texas everybody was eating the same stuff - I'd eat at my extended family member's house and have soul food, then visit a white family friend and eat the same damn stuff.



brehs if we could just eat together and play some Steely Dan, there would be no racial tension

[thisismyusername]

I haven't ever had Candy Yams... but Cole Slaw is the only one I refuse to outright eat.

[Shadow Mod]

Ribs too, ffffff.

[Purple Filth]

I haven't ever had Candy Yams... but Cole Slaw is the only one I refuse to outright eat.

[Tasty]

Gimme fried chicken with mayo on top. Gotta beat the stereotypes.

[Atramental]

I almost threw up in my mouth, Andrex.   

[Tasty]

Wrap it all in a taco shell for good measure.

[Yulwei]

Using the phrase SJW unironically is a good barometer for "is this person a dipshit", just like PC is/was. Fitting, since it's basically an evolution of the term/idea.

It is also hilarious to watch them call YOU prejudiced for saying something like that. It's the old' "ha ha, progressives, it is YOU who are the racists!" transformed by the digital era.

[Phoenix Dark]

Gimme fried chicken with mayo on top. Gotta beat the stereotypes.

 

this isn't even some race specific shit. This is Am Nintenho territory shit, breh.

[Atramental]

I almost threw up in my mouth, Andrex.   

Sriracha + mayo is a top 5 fried chicken condiment tho

Now that makes sense.

Just plain mayo tho... 

[Shadow Mod]

They really should make doritos seasoning for people like Andrex.

[Tasty]

[thisismyusername]

I haven't ever had Candy Yams... but Cole Slaw is the only one I refuse to outright eat.

I can't help it, it's horrible. I can't eat it at all.

Gimme fried chicken with mayo on top. Gotta beat the stereotypes.

 

[benjipwns]

I can't help it, it's horrible. I can't eat it at all.

anti-coleslaw defense force assemble

[etiolate]

fried chicken, ribs (dry rub!), coleslaw, cornbread, greens, red beans n rice, hot sauce and bourbon

[Joe Molotov]

I can't help it, it's horrible. I can't eat it at all.

anti-coleslaw defense force assemble

Aww hell nah, I love me some good slaw.

[Positive Touch]

welp fuck you guys im hungry as shit now

[Sausage]

Coleslaw


Potato Salad tho

[FStop7]

Fuck collard greens.

But fried okra is OK. 

Fried pickles are even better.

[StealthFan]

Just made two tacos Drinking ice cold Sprite.

[Atramental]

The best slaw I've ever had was at this hole in the wall place in Atlanta.

It was so good I almost cried.

[thisismyusername]

Coleslaw


Potato Salad tho

I can agree with this. Dill pickles in the Potato Salad, though. Otherwise

[Shadow Mod]

Macaroni salad > coleslaw or potato salad

Also fried cucumbers mmmm.

[CatsCatsCats]

If you don't like fried chicken, collard green, black eyed peas, mac n cheese, candy yams, cole slaw...something's wrong with you. And it's not even a race thing: white people in the south eat all that stuff too. When I went to Texas everybody was eating the same stuff - I'd eat at my extended family member's house and have soul food, then visit a white family friend and eat the same damn stuff.



brehs if we could just eat together and play some Steely Dan, there would be no racial tension

As long as I can toke up first!

[StealthFan]

Macaroni salad

Potato salad

[Shuri]

Macaroni salad

Potato salad

I always pour that kfc sauce over my macaroni salad. Disgusting, and probably banned in several countries, but  so

[Himu]

If you don't like fried chicken, collard green, black eyed peas, mac n cheese, candy yams, cole slaw...something's wrong with you. And it's not even a race thing: white people in the south eat all that stuff too. When I went to Texas everybody was eating the same stuff - I'd eat at my extended family member's house and have soul food, then visit a white family friend and eat the same damn stuff.



brehs if we could just eat together and play some Steely Dan, there would be no racial tension

You were out in the sticks. I've never met white people here eat that stuff. Also Cole slaw sucks.

[FStop7]

Cracker Barrel used to sell rosin baked potatoes that were incredible.  They'd wrap potatoes in their paper menus and then cook them in this big vat of boiling rosin.  It was so awesome.  They had to stop doing it because it turns out making your employees inhale rosin fumes all day long is bad for their health.  Who knew?

[recursivelyenumerable]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764975

We need to make this our relationship thread title.

[tiesto]

My g/f and I cooked collard greens last nite... and I had fried chicken today for dinner. Slim pickins for soul food around here, but Eddie Murphy's former chef has a soul food restaurant in Westbury that's really fucking good...

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764975

We need to make this our relationship thread title.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764975

We need to make this our relationship thread title.

it even has a Yuno homage with one of the characters 

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=99936815&postcount=19

[Vertigo]

What happened to this guy? He used to be a fairly level headed poster now his seemingly turned into a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764891

This is like the 4th thread where his referenced his baby nephew and his PS4 and or a Sony product.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764405

Thank you based DS4 for saving my nephew's life and for ensuring that my sister and brother in law didn't murder me had anything happened to my curious nephew. In Yoshida and Cerny we trust. Yes I know I'm an idiot for not double checking the door with a child around the house, but I really am thankful that my nephew was kept out of harms way. There are so many things that could have gone wrong had that bright blue light not been shining out there.

 

[Your Stalker]

maybe he's trolling

[Polari]

Holy shit if I had a dollar for every time the mom beater has banged on about his drug taking

[Eli Gulgin]

All your food talk made me think I should visit the US again, since my last time was umm.. jesus, 13 years ago, and quite a failure foodwise. I want to experience that soul food too goddammit.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764918

That Nintendo ether 

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764975

We need to make this our relationship thread title.

*Ctrl+Shift+Del*

[Himu]

Electric razors aren't for getting a clean shave. If youre using one fir a close shave i dunno what to say. They're for trimming down in case your hair is too thick for a manual razor or if manuals create bad skin for you. First you use the electric to trim. Then you use the manual for a close shave. This is basic beard etiquette. It is known.

[Himu]

They're great with the body but can result in serious razor burn. If you're hairy, it's best to use a electric clippers first to trim the hair and then use a blade with shaving cream.

I need 4 blades to shave due to my sensitive skin. I use a schick that has like this guard so that the blades aren't so blade to the skin.

[Rufus]

There are beard and body hair trimmers specifically designed for the purpose. They all come with these clip on bits to vary the closeness of the shave. The Phillips Body Groom was pretty popular a while ago.

Close shaves suck regardless of what you use. The hair grows back in with pointy ends, since you're shearing them off at an angle. It makes the skin on skin chafing that much worse. If you want to go for the pre-pubescent look, use wax or nair.

[JaseC]

You can see it even in the NeoGAF Steam thread.

"Oh it isn't on Steam? Well, fuck that.  "

To be fair, there's a distinction to make between those who refuse to buy a non-Steam game they're interested in solely because it's not on Steam and those like myself who don't give a shit about the game at all and just want it for that delicious +1. (And somewhere in the middle there are those who weren't overly interested but wanted the game on Steam for the simple convenience of consolidation in case the desire to play were to arise in the future.) GAF's PC gaming clique doesn't have as many Steam "fanboys" as some (like water_wendi) seem to believe.