Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5485869 times)

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thisismyusername

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I can't laugh at him despite the wording and situation being funny. If he has a heart problem causing his sudden collapse, that's kinda serious.  :-\

That said, the amount of blood there doesn't seem to be something worth a hospital visit over. Maybe there was more or the wound was more "serious?"  ???

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Nope. I've seen that guy post around the site, that seems pretty typical for him.

The GOAT coli fight video topic is still this:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/when-instigating-a-fight-goes-terribly-wrong.53138/
Probably the first fight video I've ever laughed at, I did not see that ending.  :lol

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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/wow-ny-takes-another-l.198668/

:dead

There really was no reason to keep pounding at his head when he was down already.

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787100

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so only Dota not getting banned.

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Most awful reasoning I ever heard. we shouldn't do more to paedophilic assaults, It's the parents fault they should be looking after their children

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Himu

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Gaf is too big now. I used to get a response all the time on gaf. Now if I post in a thread, there'll be like six new posts in four minutes and no one is responding to each other. It is weird because at SA even if the forum or thread is large you will almost never get ignored.
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Gaf is too big now. I used to get a response all the time on gaf. Now if I post in a thread, there'll be like six new posts in four minutes and no one is responding to each other. It is weird because at SA even if the forum or thread is large you will almost never get ignored.

maybe you're just a bad poster.  :flabbypd
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Maybe. But I'm asking just basic questions in the ffx HD thread.
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Most awful reasoning I ever heard. we shouldn't do more to paedophilic assaults, It's the parents fault they should be looking after their children

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Regulation of deceptive practices is big government y'all.


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yeah lethial is a cocksucker
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Lethial is straight garbage. Why haven't they permabanned him yet?

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Gaf is too big now. I used to get a response all the time on gaf. Now if I post in a thread, there'll be like six new posts in four minutes and no one is responding to each other. It is weird because at SA even if the forum or thread is large you will almost never get ignored.
That's why I stay away from bigger threads. The only one I read right now is the D3 OT. The rest of my subscriptions are just community threads that move much slower.

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Just when i thought sony gaf couldn't sink any lower than the dark days of trey4life and killzone 2 gif spamming, i start seeing endless, wall to wall beanie avatars with VR goggles.

Because sony peripherals have such an illustrious history outside of bargain bins nationwide.

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Sony is winning :yeshrug You always see shit like this when someones console of choice is numbah 1. Remember nintenyearolds last gen?

EDIT: I misread your shit. Faboys gonna fanboy. Remember the eyepatch avatars?
« Last Edit: March 19, 2014, 02:24:31 PM by They Called Me Stealthfan »
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Gaf is too big now. I used to get a response all the time on gaf. Now if I post in a thread, there'll be like six new posts in four minutes and no one is responding to each other. It is weird because at SA even if the forum or thread is large you will almost never get ignored.
That's why I stay away from bigger threads. The only one I read right now is the D3 OT. The rest of my subscriptions are just community threads that move much slower.

Yeah I mostly only post in community threads but even threads like Wrestlegaf are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged at how fast pace they are.
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Just when i thought sony gaf couldn't sink any lower than the dark days of trey4life and killzone 2 gif spamming, i start seeing endless, wall to wall beanie avatars with VR goggles.

Because sony peripherals have such an illustrious history outside of bargain bins nationwide.


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Maybe I'm just an insecure asshole
YEP.

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I ain't reading all that
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787511

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Fuck her. He waited patiently while she used him and lead him on for how long? And she couldn't reward him with just a little something? What a selfish, attention whoring slut.

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I ain't reading all that

The second link I posted is short but tldr posting pics of your night out is humblebragging.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787511

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What do you think? (outside of me being a little bitch)
You're a little bitch.  :PP

If he had just admitted that to himself before making that wall of special fellow text then it would've saved everyone a lot of time and trouble.

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Don't worry he's got his hugbox now.

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Then someone should invite him to The Bore.  :hitler

So we can tear him a new asshole. :phil

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Someone summarize that story pls
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Someone summarize that story pls

Just read this.

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She's telling me stories of this guy she's casually seeing. How one time she almost killed him by accident, when she was doing yoga in his apartment one morning in only her underwear, and he comes up behind to smack her on the ass, so she turns around and kicks him, not expecting him to fall down the stairs. A pang in my stomach let me wish I was the one who got to smack her on the ass. Not even in a sexual way, just a "We're comfortable with each other" kind of way.

Summarizes it well.

 :shaq2

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787511

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November (2013): She breaks up with her boyfriend of four years. Understandably, she's upset. I am there for her only as a friend. I visit her to cheer her up. In the back of my mind a faint glimmer of hope, but even then I would never dare impose myself on her.

nice guy






for me to make fun of :triumph:

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I really dont know how you guys find these losers funny, or feel the need to consistently discuss them. I feel sorry for them momentarily and move on. There's actual hilarious shit happening like that Captain Master Chief America troll thread.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105040451&postcount=95

fots shired

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Left my business card on a girl's car I saw park near me in our parking lot at work this morning. Our company is pretty big (5000 people). Tell me what you think of the note I wrote on the back:

Dear White Chevy,

My owner caught a glimpse of your owner this morning and wanted to come say hello but she was too fast. Do you think if I left this note she'd text/email him sometime? He'd love to hear from her. If not, no big deal.

Sincerely,
Blue Audi

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85442972&postcount=9594

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why am I still reading this

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The slopes are closed, so I pull out my laptop to watch YouTube and Netflix. At one point she decides to sit on my lap. We goof around a little, inbetween me tickling her and giving her a light shoulder massage. I don't think much of it at first, but over the next few nights I get a few drinks in me. Knowing I could say something stupid to her, I try and seek out other friends. At first for a good time to distract my mind, but later asking for advice on what to do about Cayla. After the weekend the drive home is a cool silence. We still talked, but not as much as before.

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She's telling me stories of this guy she's casually seeing. How one time she almost killed him by accident, when she was doing yoga in his apartment one morning in only her underwear, and he comes up behind to smack her on the ass, so she turns around and kicks him, not expecting him to fall down the stairs. A pang in my stomach let me wish I was the one who got to smack her on the ass. Not even in a sexual way, just a "We're comfortable with each other" kind of way.

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Afterwards, I let her sleep in my bed, and I unfolded a couple sleeping bags for myself on the floor. She asked if I had any long shirts for her to wear, and she joked if her not wearing pants would provoke me into a lustful rage. I joked back saying I tend to keep it in my pants, that I'm not the rape-y type.

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Then she finally asks "what's on your mind?" I tell her that over the past couple of months, I've realized my feelings for her have only grown stronger. I can't keep my promise anymore that I won't wait for her, and that's not fair to her or me, so I say I need to take a hiatus of friendship to sort myself out. She looks at her food, and just says "Oh...". Responds to a few texts with the guy she's casually seeing.

 :heh

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Be an emotional tampon and let your crush get her box stretched by other guys, brehs.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2014, 05:09:14 PM by Atramental »

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Dude should just kill himself tbh
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Another transgender thread full of people rejecting the differences between men and women.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787024
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I really dont know how you guys find these losers funny, or feel the need to consistently discuss them. I feel sorry for them momentarily and move on. There's actual hilarious shit happening like that Captain Master Chief America troll thread.
Just link to it man. :noah

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Another transgender thread full of people rejecting the differences between men and women.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787024

Haven't read the thread, but if this is you saying that the crossfit person chick isn't a woman but a man, and thus has unfair advantage, you should know that long term hrt use morphs the body's muscles to give the user muscle tone more in line with the gender they identify with. So there is no advantage. That person is pretty much a woman at that point.
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Left my business card on a girl's car I saw park near me in our parking lot at work this morning. Our company is pretty big (5000 people). Tell me what you think of the note I wrote on the back:

Dear White Chevy,

My owner caught a glimpse of your owner this morning and wanted to come say hello but she was too fast. Do you think if I left this note she'd text/email him sometime? He'd love to hear from her. If not, no big deal.

Sincerely,
Blue Audi

The trick to picking up girls is all the moves you use should make them briefly think "Should I call the police?"

Atramental

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Another transgender thread full of people rejecting the differences between men and women.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787024

Haven't read the thread, but if this is you saying that the crossfit person chick isn't a woman but a man, and thus has unfair advantage, you should know that long term hrt use morphs the body's muscles to give the user muscle tone more in line with the gender they identify with. So there is no advantage. That person is pretty much a woman at that point.
What about bone structure and density, though?

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Only if you start hrt really early. Density, maybe. Structure, no. You can get small, changes, though.
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I'm friends with a girl I think is pretty rad in that way but she's got a boyfriend and I live in another city (now). Why would I be dumb and try to end an (awesome) friendship because of my own selfish desires? Seems dumb. He's dumb. Now he doesn't even have her as a friend or a girlfriend. Dummy.
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Another transgender thread full of people rejecting the differences between men and women.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787024

Haven't read the thread, but if this is you saying that the crossfit person chick isn't a woman but a man, and thus has unfair advantage, you should know that long term hrt use morphs the body's muscles to give the user muscle tone more in line with the gender they identify with. So there is no advantage. That person is pretty much a woman at that point.

Nah not talking about that, I'm talking about Opiate's attempts to argue women can play in the NFL or NBA.
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Another transgender thread full of people rejecting the differences between men and women.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787024

Haven't read the thread, but if this is you saying that the crossfit person chick isn't a woman but a man, and thus has unfair advantage, you should know that long term hrt use morphs the body's muscles to give the user muscle tone more in line with the gender they identify with. So there is no advantage. That person is pretty much a woman at that point.

Nah not talking about that, I'm talking about Opiate's attempts to argue women can play in the NFL or NBA.

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why am I still reading this

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The slopes are closed, so I pull out my laptop to watch YouTube and Netflix. At one point she decides to sit on my lap. We goof around a little, inbetween me tickling her and giving her a light shoulder massage. I don't think much of it at first, but over the next few nights I get a few drinks in me. Knowing I could say something stupid to her, I try and seek out other friends. At first for a good time to distract my mind, but later asking for advice on what to do about Cayla. After the weekend the drive home is a cool silence. We still talked, but not as much as before.

 :ufup

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She's telling me stories of this guy she's casually seeing. How one time she almost killed him by accident, when she was doing yoga in his apartment one morning in only her underwear, and he comes up behind to smack her on the ass, so she turns around and kicks him, not expecting him to fall down the stairs. A pang in my stomach let me wish I was the one who got to smack her on the ass. Not even in a sexual way, just a "We're comfortable with each other" kind of way.

 :uguu

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Afterwards, I let her sleep in my bed, and I unfolded a couple sleeping bags for myself on the floor. She asked if I had any long shirts for her to wear, and she joked if her not wearing pants would provoke me into a lustful rage. I joked back saying I tend to keep it in my pants, that I'm not the rape-y type.

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Then she finally asks "what's on your mind?" I tell her that over the past couple of months, I've realized my feelings for her have only grown stronger. I can't keep my promise anymore that I won't wait for her, and that's not fair to her or me, so I say I need to take a hiatus of friendship to sort myself out. She looks at her food, and just says "Oh...". Responds to a few texts with the guy she's casually seeing.

 :heh

This shit is approaching nice guy self-parody. Are we sure it isn't a troll?

There's always hope.. right? :'(
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going to bed each night since with at least a Guinness and a half in my system
Woah, slow down there Hemmingway!

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This shit is approaching nice guy self-parody. Are we sure it isn't a troll?

There's always hope.. right? :'(
"Life imitates art"

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Dude did the right thing by distancing himself. The girl knows what's going on and is taking advantage of it. That's not an actual friendship. If she wanted something more she could have accomplished such.  Like he said, it was a one way street.

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This shit is approaching nice guy self-parody. Are we sure it isn't a troll?

There's always hope.. right? :'(

The ass grab thing is pretty joke post-y.  :lol

But while we can't definitively rule out a Stanislavskian performance, the frequent classification of his unrequited love's actually romantic relationships as casual (which is both shaming and self congratulatory at the same) is the kind of subtle touch a joke poster wouldn't think of, and definitely wouldn't maintain over the entirety of a wall of text. (IIRC he refers to 3+ relationships of hers in this manner. Yeah buddy they're all casual not the bona fide deal like yours would be.)
« Last Edit: March 19, 2014, 06:59:03 PM by Karakand »

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I show surprise when she tells me she listens to Springsteen, and then she lists off a whole bunch of bands we have in common. Making me feel like an idiot, and suddenly a little quote popping in my head: "Couples who share music tastes are better able to communicate". I sort of retreat inside myself for the next 30 seconds of car ride. Party is good, but I have to go to another one that same night in the city. She asks if she can join me, I say sure. The car ride is unusally quiet, and just before we pass her house she says she's actually feeling pretty tired, so I take her home quick before heading on to the bar.
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Fuck her. He waited patiently while she used him and lead him on for how long? And she couldn't reward him with just a little something? What a selfish, attention whoring slut.
That's one of the funny things. Dude is so up his ass with his own "this is how you treat a lady" bullshit he doesn't realize she was probably down to smang multiple times before he'd freak out and start being weird and making her uncomfortable. And backing out on his own, so he can get back to beating himself up/secretly praising himself for being too much of a nice guy and not enough of the rape-y type as if those are the only two choices.

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There's also the goldmine that is always the replies in these threads even if the OP itself is a troll.

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I really dont know how you guys find these losers funny, or feel the need to consistently discuss them. I feel sorry for them momentarily and move on. There's actual hilarious shit happening like that Captain Master Chief America troll thread.

hey. dont jinx it. i feel like were real close to someone flaming out

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Yeah, assuming that everything in the OP is presented the way that things actually happened, he had at least 2-3 opportunities that he completely passed up before the girl ended up losing interest or realizing he was a huge pansy (or both, most likely).
Yeah, I was giving him the benefit of the doubt of describing things accurately. I mean giving him even more, this girl actually liked/likes him but he's too busy fretting over messing up and overstepping bounds that she could interpret it as his not really being that into her. First he's telling her "I don't want to lose our friendship, it's too important!" and NOW he's saying he wants to take a break cuz dem feels are too much. After being weird and vacillating between ignoring her and cuddling with her for months.

Too caught up in himself to realize he's not actually making things any easier for anybody. And he's basically treating her like an objective.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2014, 08:06:36 PM by benjipwns »

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what the FUCK is going on in that interview thread? like the guy clearly has autism yet refuses to admit it, meanwhile he's taking his mother and 'job coaches' to interviews? holy hell lol...

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meanwhile he's taking his mother and 'job coaches' to interviews? holy hell lol...
This is a thing: http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424127887323864604579066964214209866
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8 percent of recent college grads brought their parents along to an interview, according to an Adecco survey cited by the Wall Street Journal. What’s more, a full 3 percent actually had their parents sit in on their job tryout.
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It may be on the rise, but parental involvement in the U.S. doesn't begin to match countries in Asia and South America, according to a 2013 study from the global accountancy firm PricewaterhouseCoopers LLP.

The study, which surveyed 44,000 people from more than 20 countries, found that just 6% of recent college graduates surveyed in the U.S. wanted their parents to receive a copy of their offer letters. That's well below the global average of 13% and much less than some other countries, where it was as high as 30%. The study also found that just 2% of young employees in the U.S. want their parents to receive a copy of their performance review, compared with the global average of 8%.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=787226

vote my friend hottest

y u objectifyin' her doe

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benjipwns

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I'm glad he's doing detective work on the other contestants. I don't want to throw my vote away.

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 :flabbypd



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technically she needs to floss :flabbypd
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 :lol I knew you'd be in to correct that.