Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5556496 times)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789014

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I cheered for Kratos because his revenge seemed justified

I have to assume these people are the same as the Walter White assholes.

Um. Kratos was tricked into murdering his family by the God Ares. Have you played God of War? Not saying it's justified in killing gods (

) but it's understandable how a participant in the story would feel that way.

benjipwns · « **Reply #27908 on:** March 22, 2014, 01:41:46 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=788759

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27909 on:** March 22, 2014, 01:42:46 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 22, 2014, 01:38:21 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 22, 2014, 01:32:14 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789014

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I cheered for Kratos because his revenge seemed justified

I have to assume these people are the same as the Walter White assholes.

Um. Kratos was tricked into murdering his family by the God Ares. Have you played God of War? Not saying it's justified in killing gods () but it's understandable how a participant in the story would feel that way.

He can't play it on his Fisher Price Nintendo toy, Himu. Of course he hasn't.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #27910 on:** March 22, 2014, 01:59:34 AM »

Fisher Price omg

:deadpos

Your Stalker · « **Reply #27911 on:** March 22, 2014, 02:19:15 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27912 on:** March 22, 2014, 03:52:08 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 22, 2014, 01:42:46 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 22, 2014, 01:38:21 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 22, 2014, 01:32:14 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789014

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I cheered for Kratos because his revenge seemed justified

I have to assume these people are the same as the Walter White assholes.

Um. Kratos was tricked into murdering his family by the God Ares. Have you played God of War? Not saying it's justified in killing gods () but it's understandable how a participant in the story would feel that way.

He can't play it on his Fisher Price Nintendo toy, Himu. Of course he hasn't.

Wii U owners

benjipwns · « **Reply #27913 on:** March 22, 2014, 04:27:01 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105308414&postcount=609

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I'm neutral to Sony they done good and bad stuff like most companies. However they keep perpetrating this idea of ownership (of software and experiences) which is kind of ridiculous when you think about it, and actually most likely a marketing charade. But whatever everyone has different perceptions and I respect that.

They keep promoting HIgh End visuals like if it wasn't expensive-risky enough to produce AAA games, they keep publishing and championing 10 hours "story driven" games that hold no value, and get traded after a week. In short the PS4 kept the same old model, that has sinked AAA into where is at nowadays, at least MS tried to do something different.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105311549&postcount=618

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You can say vice versa about a lot of comments in here, having a preference doesn't make you all the sudden a "hidden agent", people like stuff sometimes that stuff is different.

Gestapo-conspiracy un-funded accusations don't bring anything to the discussion.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #27914 on:** March 22, 2014, 05:19:36 AM »

At the end of three he's killed everything that all thats left is to kill himself. It's poetic.

I hate kratos. What annoying and shit character.

Himu · « **Reply #27915 on:** March 22, 2014, 09:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on March 22, 2014, 05:06:17 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 22, 2014, 01:38:21 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 22, 2014, 01:32:14 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789014

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I cheered for Kratos because his revenge seemed justified

I have to assume these people are the same as the Walter White assholes.

Um. Kratos was tricked into murdering his family by the God Ares. Have you played God of War? Not saying it's justified in killing gods () but it's understandable how a participant in the story would feel that way.

If I only played God of War, the first one, I'd be down with this. In the long run of the series, though, Kratos created considerably more problems for himself and everyone around him just by being a complete fucking psychotic asshole. His revenge on Ares? Sure, justified to an extent. The rest of the series is fucking rage porn, a kind of artistic representation of a shithead teenager who wants to murder everyone around him because the McDonalds guy put onions on his hamburger once and he distinctly asked for NO ONIONS GOD.

Anyone who saw the story through, or even just 1-2-3, and still comes away from that liking Kratos or cheering for him is either brain-damaged or sociopathic. Easily the most unlikable, whiny, shithead of a character in gaming, and this is a hobby with Squall fucking Leonhart in it.

I have only played 1.

To me, God of War was the game that came out the same month DMC3 came out. I played near 50 hours of DMC3 by then and it was pretty much my favorite action game at the time. Then God of War came out and people were like,"omg get god of war". Going from DMC3 to God of War was like going from fucking Mozart to Ke$ha. I didn't like Kratos. He was an asshole who killed without remorse, but he is definitely, in a way, justified for his revenge - at least in that game. Never bothered with the other games because by that point I was sick and tired of fucking westaboos hyping up fucking terrible action games like Mark of the Kri and God of War. Sold it when I beat it and then started Dante Must Die DMC3 and never looked back. Never bought another one since.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27916 on:** March 22, 2014, 09:28:30 AM »

I think you can probably still enjoy the spectacle and ridiculous gore on a Grand Guignol level, but yeah, after the first one Kratos is pretty much a "STILL MAD, Y'ALL" one-note murderchump.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27917 on:** March 22, 2014, 09:43:39 AM »

Gotta agree with Oscar, having never played 2 or 3 or the rest of the series (despite having 2:HD on teh disc with 1:HD. That's how bad 1:HD's combat is after playing Ninja Gaiden and Devil May Cry for years

) but seeing/reading the story: Kratos is a one-note rage pony that has a certain fanbase while the rest of us just shrug and either play the button mashy combat or ignore it and go play the superior Japanese versions of the genre.

Himu · « **Reply #27918 on:** March 22, 2014, 09:50:27 AM »

I will always remember God of War getting higher scores than DMC3 - which came out a mere month prior - and gamers crying and wah wah-ing about DMC3's difficulty, especially in chapters like the Agni and Rudra chapter. Aside from the fact that Suikoden was not as popular as Final Fantasy - 20 year old logic - this was when I started to realize GAMERS SUCK.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27919 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:17:05 AM »

Well, to be fair, non-SE DMC3 in the US did bump the difficulty up by 1 so Normal was Hard, Hard was Very Hard, Very Hard was DMD, DMD was DMD++ or something.

Himu · « **Reply #27920 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:18:02 AM »

Exactly. Fucking wimps. *spits*

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27921 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:22:18 AM »

really funny and not surprising to see people slobber on gow3's bottom of the barrel knob and defend every aspect of the game and presentation. that shits last gen brehs, infamous needs you now.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27922 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:31:12 AM »

one of your brothers

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27923 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:44:22 AM »

I really do not understand this culture of worshiping any female who claim that she was rapped. You guys do understand that ladies can lie too, right?

I am not saying this particular case is fake since the guy basically admitted he did it, but all I am saying is that it is better to be more suspicions about these claims, especially when the evidence for such claims is weak.

he did get banned tho.

Himu · « **Reply #27924 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:47:43 AM »

Female rappers

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27925 on:** March 22, 2014, 10:49:50 AM »

would worship late 90s Eve

Atramental · « **Reply #27926 on:** March 22, 2014, 01:23:29 PM »

"Der Durst ist echt."

Ha. Excellent tag, TDM.

etiolate · « **Reply #27927 on:** March 22, 2014, 02:23:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789134

Shouldn't black folk respect pedophilia in regards to Michael Jackson?

Tasty · « **Reply #27928 on:** March 22, 2014, 04:32:35 PM »

Wow, The Coli is extremely homophobic. :himu

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couldnt even last 20 seconds on this video. we need more fathers in the community. even if the kid aint yours and you see him fvckin up, just go and slap em upside the head. might be harsh but at least in 10 years in wont be twerking in a video like this

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We need to start killing muthafukkas.

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I don't know about the rest of ya'll, but I'm changing my ways after seeing this. Hopefully this leads to us reconsidering how we portray women in songs and videos, its all good until it's "boy p*ssy" being popped on stage.

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NAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

get this fakkit the fukk outta here........

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Gay dudes are actually using the term "boy p*ssy"? If this don't show that there something wrong in the minds of gay folks then I don't know what will.

Atramental · « **Reply #27929 on:** March 22, 2014, 04:42:18 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #27930 on:** March 22, 2014, 05:01:01 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=105405866#post105405866

Kara · « **Reply #27931 on:** March 22, 2014, 05:19:32 PM »

Kratos was a bloodthirsty warlord for a state that engaged in such lovely social traditions as the Crypteia who sold his soul to Ares--even after his wife asked him to stop marauding across the ancient world--to beat one fucking breh he couldn't best on his own because he was an AAU scrub who winged it on jumping out of the gym physical acumen instead of actual warrior prowess. His family's death was no one's fault but his own.

Oh yeah, the deity he sold his soul to kidnapped his brother and cast him into perdition when he was a child because of a prophecy. This is a fellow with his priorities in order.

Antihero doesn't mean shitbird, but this was a David Jaffe joint after all.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27932 on:** March 22, 2014, 05:50:03 PM »

jaffe's rape meltdown gave me more insight into kratos than any of the games

Plywood · « **Reply #27933 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:12:03 PM »

God of War games are super fun male power fantasy mythical tribal-esque gladiatorial escapism or something. Also the dude from Living Single has a cool voice.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Only played the first two of the mainline tho.

[close]

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #27934 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:25:36 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 22, 2014, 05:50:03 PM

jaffe's rape meltdown gave me more insight into kratos than any of the games

You're welcome boo.

Oblivion · « **Reply #27935 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:37:11 PM »

Devo-chan

Making gaf a better place one ban at a time.

benjipwns · « **Reply #27936 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:38:25 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789194

Himu · « **Reply #27937 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:41:10 PM »

hahhahaha that houston club xl video

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #27938 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:42:41 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 22, 2014, 06:38:25 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789194

Considering how many gaffers practically boast about being alcohol free that thread should be amusing.

Himu · « **Reply #27939 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:42:42 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 22, 2014, 04:32:35 PM

Wow, The Coli is extremely homophobic. :himu

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couldnt even last 20 seconds on this video. we need more fathers in the community. even if the kid aint yours and you see him fvckin up, just go and slap em upside the head. might be harsh but at least in 10 years in wont be twerking in a video like this

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We need to start killing muthafukkas.

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I don't know about the rest of ya'll, but I'm changing my ways after seeing this. Hopefully this leads to us reconsidering how we portray women in songs and videos, its all good until it's "boy p*ssy" being popped on stage.

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NAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

get this fakkit the fukk outta here........

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Gay dudes are actually using the term "boy p*ssy"? If this don't show that there something wrong in the minds of gay folks then I don't know what will.

someone is new to black people and rap fans

now you know why pd just can't come out and enjoy hershey's bars

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27940 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:58:13 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 22, 2014, 04:18:59 PM

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/houston-officially-lost-boy-p-ssy-scust.199097/

that video is incredible

coli gonna coli

benjipwns · « **Reply #27941 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:58:58 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 22, 2014, 06:42:41 PM

Considering how many gaffers practically boast about being alcohol free that thread should be amusing.

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In Canada/USA a lot of people in their 20s are borderline alcoholic. Many social functions include drinking, and if you show up to one with no intention to drink whatsoever, someone will notice and confront you about it.

Obviously it depends on your social circle, how often you'd be put in that situation, but it's a reality for many non drinkers.

It's their own personal Benghazi.

Plywood · « **Reply #27942 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:04:12 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 22, 2014, 06:38:25 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=789194

People are taking my posts in that thread seriously.

StealthFan · « **Reply #27943 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:05:50 PM »

coli has always been ripe with the homo hate. They get ridiculous with that shit at times.

Himu · « **Reply #27944 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:06:33 PM »

rap fans are the worst fans on earth, up there with nba fans. no wonder there's such an overlap.

StealthFan · « **Reply #27945 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:09:21 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 22, 2014, 07:06:33 PM

rap fans are the worst fans on earth, up there with nba fans. no wonder there's such an overlap.

There's another overlap

Himu · « **Reply #27946 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:13:36 PM »

final fantasy, sega, and anime fans are just annoying, but ultimately harmless. nba and rap fans are far more numerous in number, and are usually a helluva a lot more scumbag-ish.

Fucking basketball fans shitting up my facebook with MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS THE CLOSEST TO JORDAN and shit. Fuck. At least Final Fantasy, Sega, and anime fans mostly keep to themselves. These niccas like this in the wide open. Shut the fuck up about Jordan. NBA is worse than even MLB.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #27947 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:15:49 PM »

What about nfl fans? and pedophiles are harmless?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27948 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:16:45 PM »

nba and rap fans order hypebeast shoes off the internet and largely keep to themselves. anime fans catch statutory rape charges

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27949 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:17:08 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on March 22, 2014, 07:05:50 PM

thecoli has always been ripe with the homo hate. They get ridiculous with that shit at times.

higher learning never disappoints in the lulz department.

StealthFan · « **Reply #27950 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:18:44 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 22, 2014, 07:13:36 PM

final fantasy, sega, and anime fans are just annoying, but ultimately harmless. nba and rap fans are far more numerous in number, and are usually a helluva a lot more scumbag-ish.

Fucking basketball fans shitting up my facebook with MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS THE CLOSEST TO JORDAN and shit. Fuck. At least Final Fantasy, Sega, and anime fans mostly keep to themselves. These niccas like this in the wide open. Shut the fuck up about Jordan. NBA is worse than even MLB.

Word sis but you need to give me your facebook. I already got two of ya'll but I need more

Himu · « **Reply #27951 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:19:11 PM »

NFL fans stunt on each other like regular sports fans, but they're far more bearable than NBA fans. NFL fans mostly have a good time. NBA fans - on average - get so fucking emotionally involved - and not in a soccer way - in regards to their team and favorite players it's hilarious. All these fucking lists and shit comparing Lebron to Jordan and Kobe to Jordan and WHO'S THE GOAT. Not even soccer fans take Messi vs Ronaldo so seriously.

All sports have fans like this. But goddamn if NBA does not have the highest ratio.

Fucking NBA All Star night, doing parlor tricks and competitions that don't even involve the best players in the league because those cry babies can't live with their egos being tainted if they lose.

Worst.

League.

Ever.

NBA

Himu · « **Reply #27952 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:20:13 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2014, 07:16:45 PM

nba and rap fans order hypebeast shoes off the internet and largely keep to themselves. anime fans catch statutory rape charges
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Naw

StealthFan · « **Reply #27953 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:20:26 PM »

NBA is shit tbh.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #27954 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:20:32 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105421742&postcount=29

and here we go...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27955 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:22:51 PM »

lol @ making your point with tweets. Come on.

Himu · « **Reply #27956 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:23:25 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on March 22, 2014, 07:20:26 PM

NBA is shit tbh.

Go to the coliseum on the coli and ask who the GOAT basketball player is in a thread and watch these niccas get all emotional like they know them personally and shit trying to argue this and that

Then make a hockey thread asking who the goat is. Spot the differences.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #27957 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:23:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2014, 07:22:51 PM

lol @ making your point with tweets. Come on.

It's not like those tweets weren't part of the general public discourse. Not to mention CNN's great coverage. You got a problem with that really dude?

Your Stalker · « **Reply #27958 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:24:55 PM »

everyone knows jordan is the goat deep down inside even lerbron and kobe stans

benjipwns · « **Reply #27959 on:** March 22, 2014, 07:25:24 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 22, 2014, 07:20:32 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105421742&postcount=29

and here we go...

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