Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[benjipwns]

Honestly, it's such an absurd number that it feels like its a lie or something to show off. "i can do this many drugz!" type shit.

I have smoked so much reefer I have become stoned, I am so high off these 750 milliliters of the reefer. How do you do, fellow kids?

P.S. If you're a cop, you have to tell me.

[Your Stalker]

so basically he's the druggy version of

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107650313&postcount=287

 

[benjipwns]

Which other games can you pet giraffes in again? Because I think fans of a culture defining moment are allowed to toot their horns a little.

[Great Rumbler]

Which other games can you pet giraffes in again? Because I think fans of a culture defining moment are allowed to toot their horns a little.

What about a game that lets you BE a giraffe?

[benjipwns]

60 fps gaming. 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107650313&postcount=287

 

Yup, thats Shockingalberto alright

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107650313&postcount=287

 

no shockingly reasonable jokes yet, gaf?

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107650688&postcount=297

This guy is a fucking tool 

[Tasty]

Amir0x should have been put down and permabanned when he stole money from gaffers.  I know I like to make fun of gaffers for being gullible rubes (because they are) but that was fucked up what he did.

What happened with that again?

If I remember right, the same time he was raising money for his mom's hospital bills (or maybe right after), he posted in the presidential election thread and said how excited he was that he could buy a lot of weed (might have been oxy?) and cruise through all the "stress" of election week.

This raised quite a few flags with GAFers, as you'd imagine.

[larrydavid]

Oscar's list is pretty good. The rookie class really needs to include Dark Souls and Xenoblade too though. They were like locusts.

[Tasty]

240-260mg, but only twice a month!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43061933&postcount=61

My tolerance for oxycodone is at 240~260mg now, and that's even with me only doing it twice a month now. I got it real built up when I had the worst tooth ache known to man for about three months, but I really enjoyed it so I didn't stop. The problem now isn't that I do it so much, it's that it takes so long for tolerance to come down that even though I save it to two weekends a month my tolerance remains built up at the extreme levels they were.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43062150&postcount=69

Eventually, it was so bad the pain started interfering with my actual job. So I got my friend to get me some painkillers. That was such a lifesaver, that I started taking them frequently to relieve the pain. By the end of the first three months, my tolerance was at about 60mg already. After that, I realized I liked the way it felt, so even though my tooth ache had started to subside, I did it pretty heavily for like another six months. I got my tolerance up to 150mg by then. Then, I started slowing down and I did it sporadically, but generally I fell into a pattern. That pattern was once every two weeks. Cheaper, and I thought it would slow the rise of my tolerance. It did, but after four years I have still arrived at a tolerance of 240~260mg. The only way I could do less is if I injected it, but I am not fucking injecting anything to get high

I hear if I stopped for like three or four months it would subside, but if I started back up again the tolerance would shoot right back up. Opiate tolerances remember.

I've already gone through opiate withdrawls. Probably like eight or nine different times over the four years. And I go through mini-withdrawls like every two weeks, 'cause in those weekends I generally do two does (for 480mg total), and the withdrawl is extremely unpleasant.

I've had what I would classify as in the category of "worst tooth aches known to man" and let me tell you, I would have stabbed myself in the gums just to cut that sucker out of there after the second week. Oxy or not.

And he had it for three months and didn't do jack shit about it? On the third day I was seriously thinking about Castaway-ing that motherfucker out of my mouth. I couldn't even fucking use the computer or read it was so bad. I spent hours pacing around my room like a crazy person knocking at the wall occasionally. I was constantly hungry, since I couldn't eat much without it acting up even more, and tired, since it was almost impossible to go to sleep with what feels like molten steel attached to your gums.

That is a "worst toothache known to man" kind of tooth ache. The kind where your nerve is infected and every molecule of it is pumping out pain sensations nonstop.

Dude probably had a bad tooth ache for a weekend but exaggerated to make it seem sympathetic. In the end, it's just regular pathetic.

[benjipwns]

And he had it for three months and didn't do jack shit about it?

It was a $6000 tooth ache!

About three (or four years ago now?) I got an extreme tooth ache. I mean, just like an insane tooth ache. At the time I hadn't built up my savings yet and I was beginning to save for my house, and I didn't have dental. They said to fix the problems in my mouth it would cost me $6000. Because I had bad credit from years of being without a steady job (roofing only works when there's work to do), I couldn't get them to do a payment plan. So, instead I tried to deal with it.

[Shadow Mod]

I'll just echo what some other people said, insane pain, get a drug addiction instead of getting that shit treated brehs.

[Tasty]

And he had it for three months and didn't do jack shit about it?

It was a $6000 tooth ache!

About three (or four years ago now?) I got an extreme tooth ache. I mean, just like an insane tooth ache. At the time I hadn't built up my savings yet and I was beginning to save for my house, and I didn't have dental. They said to fix the problems in my mouth it would cost me $6000. Because I had bad credit from years of being without a steady job (roofing only works when there's work to do), I couldn't get them to do a payment plan. So, instead I tried to deal with it.

I mean, in my case I was kind of lucky, since we didn't have insurance (this was right before I got my Boston job) but we knew of a medical center nearby that could take us. We still had to schedule it two weeks out.

I'd queue up random videos on YouTube and then not even be able to pay attention to them. I just needed the background noise as some kind of distraction. But it was never enough. Recovering from my wisdom teeth extraction was 500 times more pleasant (although, a lot more bloody.)

[benjipwns]

Look, he can spend $150 a week on weed (plus oxy costs twice a month) for 40 weeks* or he can spend "$6000" on ending his toothache.

Plus his toothache went away on its own or something I suppose? So it was no biggie.

*Or buy four years worth of oxy to get his tolerance up to 260mg.

[Great Rumbler]

Plus his toothache went away on its own or something I suppose? So it was no biggie.

[benjipwns]

backfire in progress...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=799508

I don't even, wat at this guy:

You know that's how I feel as a student. Those are the statistics I'm given as a nursing student and being premedical. If I shove them off, then what's the point. All I'm missing is the salary based job and then I wouldn't even be on here because of HIPAA. The reality is that in certain contexts outside what you see day by day, it's real. It happens. You're sugar coating what I say because of my lack of experience in healthcare. None of this is sugar coated when you learn it.

Also, at least these kids were somewhere safe instead of at a bar: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=799346

[Shadow Mod]

backfire in progress...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=799508

I don't even, wat at this guy:

You know that's how I feel as a student. Those are the statistics I'm given as a nursing student and being premedical. If I shove them off, then what's the point. All I'm missing is the salary based job and then I wouldn't even be on here because of HIPAA. The reality is that in certain contexts outside what you see day by day, it's real. It happens. You're sugar coating what I say because of my lack of experience in healthcare. None of this is sugar coated when you learn it.

God I hope with that logic he doesn't actually get to practice medicine.

[Himu]

i once called Ami a crackhead for his drug issues. This got be banned. i'm so sorry i called you a crackhead, ami. please get help before you go to an early grave.

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161164893

[Himu]

explain the dog

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=799580

Nintendo Magic!

[Shadow Mod]

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Holy shit I'm dead.

[Momo]

explain the dog

That shit doesnt need explaining

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[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107658743&postcount=137

On topic, the west just can't handle anime. Social connotations and all that. No wonder you guys don't get any localisations. I'm off to play me some PSO2 lol

[Your Stalker]

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[Momo]

I havent laughed this much in ages

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[Momo]

I bet more productive talks will come from this than the GAF version

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161255183

How does one get yellow fever?
Any of you brahs got the yellow fever?
How did it happen?
After visiting an Asian country?
Like their weird fetish pron?
Their genetically good calves?
Care to share?

[etiolate]

asian porn =(

all that high pitched crying

[archie4208]

TLoU's fanbase *is* pretty fuckin' annoying, though.  For rookies, they're making a strong effort.  nowhere near worst in gaming, though.  not while: zelda fans, mgs fans, sonic fans, ff fans, bioware fans, uncharted fans, mega man fans, the fighting game community, every last fanbase dedicated to a particular piece of hardware, and ceo-worshippers still exist.

No Dota fans?  Let me know when those other fanbases spam the Volvo and the President's Facebook page because they didn't get a certain game mode. 

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107658743&postcount=137

On topic, the west just can't handle anime. Social connotations and all that. No wonder you guys don't get any localisations. I'm off to play me some PSO2 lol

The West just isn't ready for brother/sister incest, even if they aren't related by blood.

[Broseidon]

i once called Ami a crackhead for his drug issues. This got be banned. i'm so sorry i called you a crackhead, ami. please get help before you go to an early grave.

http://gangstamod.ytmnd.com/

[hampster]

I'm a manlet

[doctavius bonbon]

I'm a manlet

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this dog is the greatest 

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[Joe Molotov]

I'm a manlet

Do you even lift?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Holy shit my WebM extension has almost 3000 users.

Finally someone used your extension

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107658743&postcount=137

On topic, the west just can't handle anime. Social connotations and all that. No wonder you guys don't get any localisations. I'm off to play me some PSO2 lol

oh ehy it took only 73 post before someone posted "dragon crown crotch shot nun"

my cis-guilt knows no end

[Tasty]

Holy shit my WebM extension has almost 3000 users.

Finally someone used your extension

Quick Reply and the PM notifier had quite a few users too...

Up to 3700 users now.

[ToxicAdam]

Holy shit my WebM extension has almost 3000 users.

Finally someone used your extension

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=799580

Nintendo Magic!

How does this simple shape look so majestic on a Wii U?! It's a powerful console after all!

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Trolling, isn't he?

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[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161264403

oh my god if this isnt intentional

[nudemacusers]

that one isn't subtle enough

this is godly. i need to take notes from this poster:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161264403&p=1230842173&viewfull=1#post1230842173

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107553044&postcount=70

rabble rabble HIGH TAXES rabble rabble WAIT A FEW YEARS rabble rabble OBAMACARE rabble rabble

[Tasty]

that one isn't subtle enough

this is godly. i need to take notes from this poster:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161264403&p=1230842173&viewfull=1#post1230842173

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161264403&s=14815b16a30c802cfc3ecfbc12427fa2&p=1230842463&viewfull=1#post1230842463

but we have the memories.

PEOPLE ARE NOT RULED BY THEIR MEMORIES!

[Rufus]

Tell that to Batman.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107553044&postcount=70

rabble rabble HIGH TAXES rabble rabble WAIT A FEW YEARS rabble rabble OBAMACARE rabble rabble

nooo that person complimented my avatar

[StealthFan]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=799974

These bans :banderas:

STEAM stans are such useless cunts. Fly a flag for DRM, brehs.

[Shadow Mod]

They should make those perms. Those are the kinds of people that making gaming side intolerable.

[benjipwns]

Steam as an application is a bloated pile that is pretty shitty to use. People make fun of the army green era of Steam, but at least back then it didn't feel like it was made in Adobe Air and didn't take up 130MB of RAM just sitting there doing nothing.

What I don't like about Steam is how bloated it is.

[Shaka Khan]

Holy shit my WebM extension has almost 3000 users.

That CPU you doe. Is it difficult to have a toggle button for this? Like how GIFs and images are displayed on GAF's mobile version.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107553044&postcount=70

rabble rabble HIGH TAXES rabble rabble WAIT A FEW YEARS rabble rabble OBAMACARE rabble rabble

nooo that person complimented my avatar

Shut up and show me yo dick, furry. 

(Oh shit this was meant to be a PM)

Holy shit my WebM extension has almost 3000 users.

That CPU you doe. Is it difficult to have a toggle button for this? Like how GIFs and images are displayed on GAF's mobile version.

The major problem is the fact that the WebM's (besides the autoloading) all buffer/load their video info. Some of them like the Mario Kart ones, I simply can't care for. I wish there was a preview image or something instead of loading all the videos, but alas...

It's kinda why I disabled the extension. At this point I'll just load the .WebM's in a new tab for the stuff I want to see.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Amir0x should have been put down and permabanned when he stole money from gaffers.  I know I like to make fun of gaffers for being gullible rubes (because they are) but that was fucked up what he did.

What happened with that again?

Amir0x started up a charity drive thing to help his mom out for something*.  Keep in mind Amir0x brags about making beaucoup bucks** working at the Tobyhanna Army Depot so how he's so broke that he talks about getting paid but can't help his mother out is kind of baffling.  He raised a couple thousand dollars from gaffers, proving the saying "a fool and his money are easily parted" true.  However there was a contingent of gaffers who smelled bullshit, for good reason.  Amir0x denied the allegations of course but never bothered to produce verifiable proof that he gave this money to his mother, which turned up the heat a little more.  After enough pressure, Amir0x, never admitting to stealing the money (because he is a narcissistic piece of shit), admitted he "needed help" for his drug addiction.  Keep in mind the doses he was talking about was probably enough to take down an elephant so there's another lie right there.  So he supposedly was going to go to rehab that was only held on the weekends***.  He only did it for one weekend/kept up the lie for one weekend, which really meant that he just logged off and lurked on GAF, which I'm sure was very difficult for him.

It had the unintentional (or intentional? ) effect of making people forget that he ripped gaffers off.  He never apologized, he never paid anyone back, and he never provided actual proof that he gave the money over to his mother.  A distinguished mentally-challenged fellow gaffer may retort "well, he doesn't have to provide proof" and he doesn't but considering his penchant for lying and lying constantly about the circumstances following this "charity", it's a safe bet that he likely blew the money on oxy, video games, and other useless shit.

The tl;dr version: Amir0x ripped off gaffers and got away with it scot free.

* - This is a lie
** - This is another lie
*** - Yet another lie

[thisismyusername]

Did we even get proof he went through that rehab, though? All we got is his word that he went for that weekend and that's it. 

[Broseidon]

Don't forget the reason people called him out in the first place was because he bragged about his huej 420blazeit nosk0pes drug stash shortly afterwards.

[Great Rumbler]

Don't forget the reason people called him out in the first place was because he bragged about his huej 420blazeit nosk0pes drug stash shortly afterwards.

His excuse then was something along the lines of "I totally gave that money to my mom, though, guys! It's just that I've been saving up for a while to treat myself to several hundred dollars worth of drugs is all, but those two money piles were completely separate!"

[Eel O'Brian]

Doesn't getting a tooth pulled only cost like, $100?  I mean, if you're in that much pain for that long, wouldn't it be better just to make it go away all at once?

I mean, I dig that a bad tooth can produce some godawful pain. I had to get a root canal back in my twenties, and couldn't get in to see the dentist for nearly two weeks because of the holidays. I pretty much just stayed drunk for those two weeks. It still hurt, I just didn't care.

[StealthFan]

But guys he needed to treat himself after all he went through!

Can't get upset about what he did tho. I wasn't oneistupid enought to give that clueless taco money. He ripped them off and gfot away with it.

[Joe Molotov]

Don't forget the reason people called him out in the first place was because he bragged about his huej 420blazeit nosk0pes drug stash shortly afterwards.

His excuse then was something along the lines of "I totally gave that money to my mom, though, guys! It's just that I've been saving up for a while to treat myself to several hundred dollars worth of drugs is all, but those two money piles were completely separate!"

Well, that was a special day, though. It was Election Day, you gotta get hammered on Election Day.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107668529&postcount=8711