Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Shadow Mod]

esch

[thisismyusername]

Basically.

As for Singer: Yeah, that's terrible. But I'm still gonna watch the film. Until the court decides/evidence says he did do it, I'm not gonna hoist him on the "OMG POLINSKI" flag just yet. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.

then google "max payne digs blowjobs".

Piercings. 

That face.

[headwalk]

it's well known that underage cool young dude rentboys have old souls and thus are exempt from statutory rape laws

without wanting to make myself the next subject of a devo mail pedogeddon headline, the teenager was only underage because of the split 16/18 consent laws for straight and gay people in the UK. it was considered a pretty onerous discrimination and was set right in 2000.

that's not to say it wasn't skeezy, predatory or just all out megarape, i don't know the details.

[Momo]

what people think nintendo will learn from this miiquality campaign: "boy we should be more inclusive in our future games"

what nintendo will actually learn from this miiquality campaign: "boy we should never have localized tomodachi collection"

I hope Nintendo learns they are truly unwanted in the west and limit peddling their snakeoil to Neepon and China 

[TVC15]

Polanski could fuck a baby for all I care, as long as he produces scenes as awesome as the vomiting in Carnage.

Man I liked Carnage.  It could have been fantastic if it hadn't ended so abruptly (even if the abrupt ending was funny).  I just wanted MOAR.

[nudemacusers]

like all of you are perfect!

[octopushover]

like all of you are perfect!

the rob ford defense

[Joe Molotov]

like all of you are perfect!

the rob ford defense

I thought the Rob Ford defense was "I only smoke crack when I'm drunk."

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111135178&postcount=371  :'(

[Vertigo]

I'm amazed at how butthurt Sunset Overdrive has gotten a lot of people, I look at the avatars and I see infamous beanie hats or little big planet characters, what a surprise 

If you really want to play a game go get the console.

People on GAF love good games, no matter the console.

 

[Shaka Khan]

what people think nintendo will learn from this miiquality campaign: "boy we should be more inclusive in our future games"

what nintendo will actually learn from this miiquality campaign: "boy we should never have localized tomodachi collection"

Homos errywhere #Gratata

[Momo]

I'm amazed at how butthurt Sunset Overdrive has gotten a lot of people, I look at the avatars and I see infamous beanie hats or little big planet characters, what a surprise 

If you really want to play a game go get the console.

People on GAF love good games, no matter the console.

 

People are excited for an Insomniac game they havent seen gameplay footage of?

I cant believe Sony funded their mediocrity as long as they did, once Sunset Overdrive eventually bombs I dont see Insomniac having a bright future in gaming. where will they turn to, Nintendo?

[Your Stalker]

that trailer has gameplay

[Momo]

that trailer has gameplay

Can't be arsed, it's an Insomniac game

[Steve Youngblood]

what people think nintendo will learn from this miiquality campaign: "boy we should be more inclusive in our future games"

what nintendo will actually learn from this miiquality campaign: "boy we should never have localized tomodachi collection"

Thus depriving us fans of more localized Tomodochi games. All because gays can't shut up about their abnormal proclivities. Straight privilege my ass.

[Momo]

Just wait till the gays manage to block Pokemon, we'll have neck beards slapping queens in the streets.

[milchs evil twin]

As an Xbot, I just can't get over the fact that it looks like another Dead Rising-like "Here's an arena/world full of endlessly respawning, faceless enemies, now hack away at them while trying to do whatever you actually want to do" type of game.

[Shadow Mod]

why does the main character look so derpy?

[nachobro]

Thus depriving us fans of more localized Tomodochi games. All because gays can't shut up about their abnormal proclivities. Straight privilege my ass.

The game looks boring as fuck so I say "Thanks gays!"

[Vertigo]

why does the main character look so derpy?

You can create your own character from scratch.

 

[Shadow Mod]

why does the main character look so derpy?

You can create your own character from scratch.

That's good. Hope it too won't suffer from derp.

[thisismyusername]

If you really want to play a game go get the console.

Or wait for the console to bomb because no one wants to buy said console for said title, wait for them to port it (pref. to Steam) and get it on a Steam level sale.

Vertigo. You know how this goes.

I'm amazed at how butthurt Sunset Overdrive has gotten a lot of people, I look at the avatars and I see infamous beanie hats or little big planet characters, what a surprise 

If you really want to play a game go get the console.

People on GAF love good games, no matter the console.

 

People are excited for an Insomniac game they havent seen gameplay footage of?

I cant believe Sony funded their mediocrity as long as they did, once Sunset Overdrive eventually bombs I dont see Insomniac having a bright future in gaming. where will they turn to, Nintendo?

Oh, HoMomo...

Go look at the trailer, it actually looks interesting for an Insomniac title and they haven't had that for a good 10 years (I'd say 20 but Himumu and a few others would object with Ratchet)

why does the main character look so derpy?

You can create your own character from scratch.

That's good. Hope it too won't suffer from derp.

It's Insomniac, it'll suffer from Derp in one way or another.

[StealthFan]

I thought Resistance 3 was cool

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111059866&postcount=249

[StealthFan]

i am a gurl btw

[nachobro]

I'm already Platinum 

Girls suck, clearly

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111059866&postcount=249

I dunno how this works can coins be given to people? If so, I see what's going on here...

[Atramental]

Gib me monies, plox...

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111171490&postcount=309

 

[Atramental]

Damnit. Where is that 5 types of virgin graphic when I need it?

He definitely falls under the "Asexual/above 'animalistic' sexual desire" type.

[Shadow Mod]

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[close]

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[fizzel]

I'm amazed at how butthurt Sunset Overdrive has gotten a lot of people, I look at the avatars and I see infamous beanie hats or little big planet characters, what a surprise 

If you really want to play a game go get the console.

People on GAF love good games, no matter the console.

 

People are excited for an Insomniac game they havent seen gameplay footage of?

I cant believe Sony funded their mediocrity as long as they did, once Sunset Overdrive eventually bombs I dont see Insomniac having a bright future in gaming. where will they turn to, Nintendo?

resistance and ratchet sold me on a ps3, both great games. Especially resistance which played like a PC shooter from the early 00's.

[Broseidon]

Someone's got a black leather duster in their wardrobe

[Atramental]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

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The Denialist.

That's him.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/nikkas-still-eating-ass-in-2014.212133/

[Phoenix Dark]

Eating ass seems more personal than asking a chick to marry you. It shouldn't be taken lightly, and is only acceptable after she exits the shower.

[Steve Youngblood]

what people think nintendo will learn from this miiquality campaign: "boy we should be more inclusive in our future games"

what nintendo will actually learn from this miiquality campaign: "boy we should never have localized tomodachi collection"

Thus depriving us fans of more localized Tomodochi games. All because gays can't shut up about their abnormal proclivities. Straight privilege my ass.

That's not the point I'm trying to make.  I'm just illustrating the futility of trying to convince a company with Nintendo's line of thinking.  It won't even occur to the head office people that all this is something they should reflect on and change.  They'll just all stare at the guy who finally got them to release the game overseas and go "See, Sato-san?  Look at the trouble you've caused!  Tch!"

Oscar, in case it was ever in doubt, I want you to know that I like you far too much as a poster to be cynical about your intent and imply that you had bigoted or shortsighted intentions with that remark. I was being completely facetious.

[Phoenix Dark]

and fisking

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/100-proof-that-dummies-were-used-at-the-boston-bombing-wtf-wth-come-prove-me-wrong.212280/

[headwalk]

joke's on you guys cause soon nintendo won't be doing anything anymore

(because they'll be dead)

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111175693&postcount=153 and onward.



i don't think i've ever seen someone with such overt antipathy for poor people.

edit: ok this is a lie, but still.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111175693&postcount=153 and onward.



i don't think i've ever seen someone with such overt antipathy for poor people.

I knew this poster was gonna end up being a shitposter. K N E W  I T.

[Atramental]

Man, a $15/hr wage seems like such a pipe dream for me right now.

I'd totally settle for that.

$26/hr is probably what my art director makes.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111175693&postcount=153 and onward.



i don't think i've ever seen someone with such overt antipathy for poor people.

edit: ok this is a lie, but still.

Poor people are gross man

[thisismyusername]

$26/hr minimum wage? These are the kinds of ideas that make liberals look silly.

Well, the realistic one is $10.10

But something should be done. Cost of Living is going up but Wal-mart employees that are full-time get paid jackshit while their CEO's line their pockets. That's the most notable one. I wouldn't doubt companies like Papa Johns and a few other places paying their employees shit as well.

"But those jobs are shit! You should expect shit pay!"

...When the economy is in the shitter and you can't even "climb" to a better job now? Assholes.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111175693&postcount=153 and onward.



i don't think i've ever seen someone with such overt antipathy for poor people.

edit: ok this is a lie, but still.

I have, just a week ago. Tea-party Republicans believe this speel of "oh, we're saving your poor-paying jobs! Thank us!"

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111175693&postcount=153 and onward.



i don't think i've ever seen someone with such overt antipathy for poor people.

edit: ok this is a lie, but still.

This post is ten times funnier if you read it in Bill Cosby's voice.

(He had a Cosb avatar before getting banned)

[benjipwns]

and fisking

I never know the line between fisking and emphasizing particular things, especially if the person you're quoting is doing a quote wall or posting an essay and 90% is useless. The standard is probably the number of quotes you're making. Like more than four per person or something. Where's 538's data driven journalism when you need it?

[Joe Molotov]

and fisking

I never know the line between fisking and emphasizing particular things, especially if the person you're quoting is doing a quote wall or posting an essay and 90% is useless. The standard is probably the number of quotes you're making. Like more than four per person or something. Where's 538's data driven journalism when you need it?

If I see more than 3 quotes in one post, my eyes glaze over and I start scrolling.

[benjipwns]

EDIT: Ha, didn't even see Metaphoreus was giving headers/chapter titles to his posts again I was too busy scrolling past it all: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111220681&postcount=9741

If I see more than 3 quotes in one post, my eyes glaze over and I start scrolling.

Unintentionally just did a three quote post, it "felt" right. Maybe could sustain one more before falling apart.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=815878


 :'( the thread

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=815749

read title and thought it'd be a joke thread for sure

[benjipwns]

I was hoping it would be a link to a scientific test so I could find out which I am.

I actually clicked on the GAF thread to see you go in but im not seeing the penetration

You go harder here than there.

Got some slight penetration going earlier. But it'll peter out because PoliGAF isn't as good at following breadcrumbs as they are declaring this or that "a distraction" to whatever they'd rather talk about.

[Superstar]

That tomagotchi or whatever the hell thread is incredible.  So many tears.

[Momo]

I cant be arsed to (boy i feel like i've said that phrase a lot today) read a thread about some tamagotchi thing. I would appreciate a link to the dumbest post so I can have a laugh though

[ToxicAdam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=815878

 :'( the thread

I have mixed feelings about it. I believe that some particularly odious opinions should receive some sort of social censure, to communicate that they are beyond the pale.

Ugh, people like this drive me up the wall.

[Momo]

It's Mumei, he's a try hard.

[nachobro]

I've never read a single one of his posts. Dude is the embodiment of tldr.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=815749

read title and thought it'd be a joke thread for sure

Was expecting a Pokemon avatar, but hey, it's still a Nintendo character!

[king of the internet]

I've never read a single one of his posts. Dude is the embodiment of tldr.

I respect what he's about, and this is more just about me being an apathetic turd, but yeah, I just scroll past them shits. It's the internet, we should be talking about videogames and taco bell and shit, I'm not ready to read twenty paragraphs about social issues.

[benjipwns]

I respect what he's about, and this is more just about me being an apathetic turd, but yeah, I just scroll past them shits. It's the internet, we should be talking about videogames and taco bell and shit, I'm not ready to read twenty paragraphs about social issues.

You should instead be reading all of the book lists he posts, bigot.