Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Yulwei]

Can't help but notice that despite his noble efforts to defend the honorable negro Angelus Errare only has mixed women in his avatars (Image removed from quote.)

might be a case of this

[Shadow Mod]

Threads gonna blow up.

In a couple weeks we'll get another one of his:

[Broseidon]

Angelus is p good at highlighting/trolling with the more subtle forms of racism thb

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830833

"I had to wait 45 minutes to get a job, fuck that shit, I got GAF to post on!" 

He couldn't even be bothered to wait for more than 45 minutes or to ask the receptionist if he could talk to the owner sooner.

[Steve Contra]

Smart money says that dude has waited in line longer for both comic book movies and midnight game launches.

[Shadow Mod]

Sounds like a sound strategy from this business if they even truly exist. Get the person to wait a bit and see how stupidly they react to the situation.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830833

How can I make a Peruvian Dota joke in relation to this.

[Shadow Mod]

I dunno about the Peruvian part but he's probably waited longer to queue up for a game.

[Atramental]

That cat is like, "Fuck everything..."

[doctavius bonbon]

I dunno about the Peruvian part but he's probably waited longer to queue up for a game.

low priority is a bitch

[Kara]

Low pri in a 5 stack is the best because MMR is nonexistent and you get the advantage of cooperation while your opponents are basically the Breakfast Club of Dota. (Like Saturday detention, if you're in low pri you probably earned it.)

Thacker really hates Peruvians who play Dota on U.S. Dota servers and got banned from GAF for awhile wrt his over the line rants about them. Shit's a stale joke in DotaGAF, but I'm not exactly known for original content.

[Narag]

Low pri in a 5 stack is the best because MMR is nonexistent and you get the advantage of cooperation while your opponents are basically the Breakfast Club of Dota. (Like Saturday detention, if you're in low pri you probably earned it.)

Thacker really hates Peruvians who play Dota on U.S. Dota servers and got banned from GAF for awhile wrt his over the line rants about them. Shit's a stale joke in DotaGAF, but I'm not exactly known for original content.

He sure has some gems: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=103308455&postcount=16582

[Kara]

M'fer has NO respect for Grant Fuhr. 

[Shadow Mod]

I just think he's a decent troll at this point. Look how many people are so indignant right now at his latest post about GAF loving corporations.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

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the complete lack of priorities and self-awareness.

[Purple Filth]

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the complete lack of priorities and self-awareness.

i still laugh when it was revealed he gave blood so he can buy games with the money (even funnier when he supposedly had a wedding to prepare for)

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830848

potential

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830833

"I had to wait 45 minutes to get a job, fuck that shit, I got GAF to post on!" 

Thank god that simpletons like this exist to make the rest of us look half way competent, what a fucking dunce.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830833

"I had to wait 45 minutes to get a job, fuck that shit, I got GAF to post on!" 

Thank god that simpletons like this exist to make the rest of us look half way competent, what a fucking dunce.

I really, really want to know where he went and what his real name is.  Would be hilarious if he came to my workplace for an interview.

[Tasty]

"xxxx,

I was not running behind.

You simply do not understand our interview process and because of that you walked out on your interview before we got a chance to speak to you.

I did not expect, nor did I tell you that I would start talking to you at 3p. I expected you would arrive at 3p to start our interview process and you would stay until we finished.

We allow 30-45 minutes for the paperwork to be done before interviewing candidates.

It's great that you came in early and finished your paperwork quickly, but that did not change when we were expecting to bring you back for your in person interview.

It's disappointing and unprofessional that you chose to leave your interview early. When I came out to get you, xxxx said you just walked out.

Perhaps next time you should ask about the process before making so many assumptions and leaving in the middle of your interview in a huff.

Thanks for the feedback and for coming in.

Good luck in your job search,"

Honestly?

I would love to have an employee like me. I cannot stand to see someone let themselves get run over in any situation.

The first email from this guy was a power play.

I have a problem with "authority" and I have a problem with anyone feeling above me...

[tiesto]

HL2 was one of the most immerssive games ever made. The gunplay and the vehicle controls were wonky as fuck but who cares. If you can't enjoy that unrivaled atmosphere, pacing and music then 

I liked the atmosphere and music, but the game tended to drag... every level was one good idea stretched to nauseum. Episode 2 was the best Half Life game because it condensed the levels instead of having them overstay their welcome.

[Rufus]

"xxxx,

I was not running behind.

You simply do not understand our interview process and because of that you walked out on your interview before we got a chance to speak to you.

I did not expect, nor did I tell you that I would start talking to you at 3p. I expected you would arrive at 3p to start our interview process and you would stay until we finished.

We allow 30-45 minutes for the paperwork to be done before interviewing candidates.

It's great that you came in early and finished your paperwork quickly, but that did not change when we were expecting to bring you back for your in person interview.

It's disappointing and unprofessional that you chose to leave your interview early. When I came out to get you, xxxx said you just walked out.

Perhaps next time you should ask about the process before making so many assumptions and leaving in the middle of your interview in a huff.

Thanks for the feedback and for coming in.

Good luck in your job search,"

Honestly?

I would love to have an employee like me. I cannot stand to see someone let themselves get run over in any situation.

The first email from this guy was a power play.

I have a problem with "authority" and I have a problem with anyone feeling above me...

Oh lord. This guy.

[benjipwns]

Look, he can give me the jobs on my terms or he can stuff it. His loss.

[archie4208]

At least he has more time to bitch about Peruvians in Dota. 

[Shadow Mod]

Dude got banned, as if that meltdown wasn't coming.

Warned people he was basically a troll but whatever.

[Yulwei]

  what a thread

[Quaker]

That troll thread got 1800 posts in less than 8 hours? 

They need to go back to having a year+ backlog for new accounts.

[Momo]

NeoGAF mods, if you are reading this it's my birthday next week. Please unban me, I learnt my lesson, I wont ever poke fun at EviLore again.  Remember that time I felated all 20 of your penii at the same time? Mods pls.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=831055

oh terrisus

[Yulwei]

That troll thread got 1800 posts in less than 8 hours? 

They need to go back to having a year+ backlog for new accounts.

everyone loves a good dogpile

sure must be a damn good time to own the means of production. people are eating each other alive and willing to be treated like garbage for a shot at a job :marxcry:

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=103308455&postcount=16582

It's not racism. I am sure peruvians are great people. They just suck at dota.

And I have more of a problem with not being able to communicate with them, than I do the fact that they are terrible at dota.

Here's another example.

Black people are great, have many friends that are black. Best friends even.

But black people suck at hockey.

Is that racism?

[Sausage]

Catching up on that thacker thread

I actually agree wit u. Im same. Cant stand authority n I will dominate them any opportunity I have (likely my natural alpha is the reason).

But ur poor ass aint got no money so u shud have just sucked up u wasteman

I fucking love mufasa 

[Shadow Mod]

lol was waiting for someone to just out seanspeed for his crap, if some thread popped up about pejoratives he's always sure to be in there defending the usage and making sure people aren't labeled "racist" too quickly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114812806&postcount=471

[benjipwns]

 

[StealthFan]

I hate to be that dude, but SomethingAwful already did those stock photos. Still those are pretty funny.

[Momo]

I hate to be that dude, but SomethingAwful already did those stock photos. Still those are pretty funny.

Everything on GAF is old, thats usually why I laugh, GAF is the forum equivalent of

[thisismyusername]

lol was waiting for someone to just out seanspeed for his crap, if some thread popped up about pejoratives he's always sure to be in there defending the usage and making sure people aren't labeled "racist" too quickly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114812806&postcount=471

Yep. I have no clue why people bother debating with him, it's generally the same thing ad nauseam.

[DCharlieJP]

I would love to have an employee like me. I cannot stand to see someone let themselves get run over in any situation.

... and this person is applying for a role in IT at a managed service provider?

[Yulwei]

lol was waiting for someone to just out seanspeed for his crap, if some thread popped up about pejoratives he's always sure to be in there defending the usage and making sure people aren't labeled "racist" too quickly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114812806&postcount=471

that was a much needed callout, agreed.

[nudemacusers]

dat callout

and poor thacker. i'm sure misc will still take him

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=831055

oh terrisus

Gets butthurt because someone said it's not healthy for young children to spend most of their time playing videogames over say, going outside or interacting with other children. Gets called out for it, then references the fact that he grew up on videogames, seemingly unaware that it completely validations their arguments.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114811942&postcount=2
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114812794&postcount=17
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114813013&postcount=21
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114813337&postcount=26

 

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114847153&postcount=543

the rare double ether


will be good for future linking so he can bail from 'out for blood' threads sooner. like that one dude who didn't know how tax brackets worked.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=702640

They should add this to the list.

Seanspeed is the worst.

[Momo]

dat callout

and poor thacker. i'm sure misc will still take him

100% sure he already posts there

[Shuri]

Today I questionned the validity of having a thread where gaffers post pics of cute nephews and nieces and also mentionned threads like 'post pics of your partner' and that eternal foot fetish thread 

.. Got insta-threatened with a ban for 'stirring shit up' and 'threat whining'

[Phoenix Dark]

Stay safe Shuri

I want you by my side for another decade of GAF trolling

[nudemacusers]

dat callout

and poor thacker. i'm sure misc will still take him

100% sure he already posts there

i know, he posted that weird hookup brag there too, and quickly deleted everything

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/8719686/

[Vertigo]

So Nib95 finally got banned.

Thank you to the mod who pulled the trigger. Guy always been an insufferable asshole but his been even worst lately, combing thorough people's post histories to prove bias when his one of the biggest Sony dickriders on Gaf.

It warms my cockles to know that he'll be unable to post at all on Gaf during E3 (Before anyone else says it, most of us probably won't be able to post, as Gaf will probably go down as usual)

[thisismyusername]

So Nib95 finally got banned.

Thank you to the mod who pulled the trigger. Guy always been an insufferable asshole but his been even worst lately, combing thorough people's post histories to prove bias when his one of the biggest Sony dickriders on Gaf.

It warms my cockles to know that he'll be unable to post at all on Gaf during E3 (Before anyone else says it, most of us probably won't be able to post, as Gaf will probably go down as usual)

They should make E3 bans last until October at the latest.

[Shadow Mod]

I never got banned before E3 lulz or shaming, wouldn't the forum need to be up for people to be missing out on anything?

[king of the internet]

I never got banned before E3 lulz or shaming, wouldn't the forum need to be up for people to be missing out on anything?

But what if the forum's up long enough for him to post a variation of the "x shot themselves in the foot" meme at the perfect moment for maximum lols, only to get cockblocked by his ban  :'(

[Shadow Mod]

terrisus got banned in that thread.

gotta defend vidya even in the context it's all the kids do.

turned out great for him.

 

[Shaka Khan]

So Nib95 finally got banned.

Thank you to the mod who pulled the trigger. Guy always been an insufferable asshole but his been even worst lately, combing thorough people's post histories to prove bias when his one of the biggest Sony dickriders on Gaf.

It warms my cockles to know that he'll be unable to post at all on Gaf during E3 (Before anyone else says it, most of us probably won't be able to post, as Gaf will probably go down as usual)

This brings me great joy. He used to be one  of the worst posters of Gaming. I've never seen a pot call other kettles nicca this much in my life. Good riddance.

[bork]

"xxxx,

I was not running behind.

You simply do not understand our interview process and because of that you walked out on your interview before we got a chance to speak to you.

I did not expect, nor did I tell you that I would start talking to you at 3p. I expected you would arrive at 3p to start our interview process and you would stay until we finished.

We allow 30-45 minutes for the paperwork to be done before interviewing candidates.

It's great that you came in early and finished your paperwork quickly, but that did not change when we were expecting to bring you back for your in person interview.

It's disappointing and unprofessional that you chose to leave your interview early. When I came out to get you, xxxx said you just walked out.

Perhaps next time you should ask about the process before making so many assumptions and leaving in the middle of your interview in a huff.

Thanks for the feedback and for coming in.

Good luck in your job search,"

Honestly?

I would love to have an employee like me. I cannot stand to see someone let themselves get run over in any situation.

The first email from this guy was a power play.

I have a problem with "authority" and I have a problem with anyone feeling above me...

Oh lord. This guy.

Somebody said he's Nintendo's Booger.  Is that true?   

[Purple Filth]

"xxxx,

I was not running behind.

You simply do not understand our interview process and because of that you walked out on your interview before we got a chance to speak to you.

I did not expect, nor did I tell you that I would start talking to you at 3p. I expected you would arrive at 3p to start our interview process and you would stay until we finished.

We allow 30-45 minutes for the paperwork to be done before interviewing candidates.

It's great that you came in early and finished your paperwork quickly, but that did not change when we were expecting to bring you back for your in person interview.

It's disappointing and unprofessional that you chose to leave your interview early. When I came out to get you, xxxx said you just walked out.

Perhaps next time you should ask about the process before making so many assumptions and leaving in the middle of your interview in a huff.

Thanks for the feedback and for coming in.

Good luck in your job search,"

Honestly?

I would love to have an employee like me. I cannot stand to see someone let themselves get run over in any situation.

The first email from this guy was a power play.

I have a problem with "authority" and I have a problem with anyone feeling above me...

Oh lord. This guy.

Somebody said he's Nintendo's Booger.  Is that true?   

WUT 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=831151

can't wait for this to blow up with pseudo intellectual garbage and just plain sociopathic nonsense

[benjipwns]

Just goes to show that even on a place like GAF you have anti-gamer bigots who think it's just a lifestyle. Being a gamer is not a choice.

There are millions of gamers just like us, and we're getting sick of people like them blaming their problems on us. Ignorance causes failed children, not video games. Man up and take responsibility.

We outnumber them and the people that think like them. DON'T FUCK WITH US.

[thisismyusername]

Juniors say the damndest things.

[TVC15]

Juniors say the damndest things.

He asks that yet he has a Master Chief avatar.