Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm just not going to say anything but boy am I tempted.

[Shadow Mod]

Something something magnificent bbc something something.

Have I covered the PD bases?

[etiolate]

i'm always surprised at hetero dudes who think vaginas are gross

[king of the internet]

It's been a good run, bruvs. (Image removed from quote.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115083943&postcount=118

http://i.imgur.com/m75vVou.png

Mod already deleted the post so here's a screen incase the quote goes away.

Looks like they just removed your post and moved on. 

[Himu]

It's been a good run, bruvs. (Image removed from quote.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115083943&postcount=118

http://i.imgur.com/m75vVou.png

Mod already deleted the post so here's a screen incase the quote goes away.

Dax is a moron. Dick is hot. Uncut > cut.

All three are truth. It is known.

[Atramental]

Sweet release.
 

[Himu]

I seriously am starting to think Dax was hurt by a man in a very bad way. It is the only explanation to me.

[Atramental]

I seriously am starting to think Dax was hurt by a man in a very bad way. It is the only explanation to me.

That is a likely possibility. 

[hampster]

How many ban requests is that now Atra? Everything okay in life breh?

[Himu]

The whole thing about hating dicks but liking men makes no sense to me. Something must be up psychologically. I think Dax is in serious need of a therapist but I have no fucking clue how she got the hrt without one soooo

[Joe Molotov]

Something something magnificent bbc something something.

Have I covered the PD bases?

What base is homosexual anal? Home plate?

Backdoor slider.

[Broseidon]

Something something magnificent bbc something something.

Have I covered the PD bases?

What base is homosexual anal? Home plate?

Pitching or catching?

[Phoenix Dark]

I seriously am starting to think Dax was hurt by a man in a very bad way. It is the only explanation to me.

She doesn't consider herself to be trans and got angry when called trans.

She also erupts in anger at the most trivial of stuff and constantly makes asinine comments about men being dumb.

[TVC15]

That was awesome Atramental. I wouldn't have banned you.

[Himu]

I seriously am starting to think Dax was hurt by a man in a very bad way. It is the only explanation to me.

She doesn't consider herself to be trans.

She also erupts in anger at the most trivial of stuff and constantly makes asinine comments about men being dumb.

Depends on how Dax takes the trans thing. She may be the type who do not identify with trans sexuality despite being trans, and her end goal has nothing to do with being being trans, but as a woman. If Dax refuses to acknowledge identifying with the trans community that is likely, and a very common theme. People who are trans often leave the trans community, because our main aim is to live as our target gender, not live as a trans person or whatever the fuck that means. I know that I'm doing the same shit as soon as I get a name and ID change but I'll always be an ally.

[Raban]

wait, dax is trans? is that her in her avatar?

[Atramental]

That was awesome Atramental. I wouldn't have banned you.

Thanks, White Man. 

How many ban requests is that now Atra? Everything okay in life breh?

Everything is fine, actually. I'm going to be quitting my second job pretty soon and work part time for the one company while I focus on revamping my portfolio as well as work on my own personal art work.

GAF was just a door to my past that I needed to close and I'm trying to be more present in my day to day life.

[thisismyusername]

i'm always surprised at hetero dudes who think vaginas are gross

As a gay man, well: They are. Sorry, Shadowmod.

@Atra: Sorry to see you perma'd over that. I'm wondering if it's Mutes that did that for you. As it is, Dax never should've been unbanned. He's an insufferable cunt.

[Atramental]

How many bans did you have before atra?

Probably around 3 or 4.

All of them (except the perma, of course) were requested so I could devote all of my attention to school work. 

[Phoenix Dark]

wait, dax is trans? is that her in her avatar?

it's some pop singer

you can find dax on twitter, same user name

[headwalk]

whatever the status of her genitalia, dax remains a cunt.

[TVC15]

i'm always surprised at hetero dudes who think vaginas are gross

As a gay man, well: They are. Sorry, Shadowmod.

I agree, vaginas are pretty fuckin' disgusting.  They remind me of this:

[Raban]

wait, dax is trans? is that her in her avatar?

it's some pop singer

you can find dax on twitter, same user name

*looks up twitter*

also re: dicks I happen to agree that they kinda gross me out, but I'm a les-leaning bisexual so it makes sense. I can still find men attractive (usually the ones that look a little more andro) and the dick isn't a deal-breaker, but imo the vulva is the most aesthetically beautiful organ on the human body, and I'd much rather trib a woman than ride a man. Dat fleshy little flower

I agree, vaginas are pretty fuckin' disgusting.  They remind me of this:

pic

I think I just figured out why octopuses are my favorite animal

[Shadow Mod]

Calling all dicks gross leaves no room for nuance and means you haven't seen gross dick.

I think tinychat scarred me.

[Phoenix Dark]

i'm always surprised at hetero dudes who think vaginas are gross

As a gay man, well: They are. Sorry, Shadowmod.

I agree, vaginas are pretty fuckin' disgusting.  They remind me of this:

(Image removed from quote.)

This reminds me. When my brother was in Kenya in the Peace Corps he and the other volunteers would do a movie night, for the African kids. They'd watch shit like Lord Of The Rings (they loved it), Lion King (they hated it), etc. One night they decided to show them the second Pirates of The Caribbean movie, and the minute Davey Jones came on screen the kids started screaming and crying. Apparently snakes on faces is a sign of sickness/death/evil/etc in that part of Kenya.

[headwalk]

dicks are just kinda hilarious. a ridiculous giegeresque (yeah yeah) gravity defying appendage which bears zero resemblance to the rest of a dude's body, like DLC that was outsourced to some wacky nordic indie developer.

[Raban]

Calling all dicks gross leaves no room for nuance and means you haven't seen gross dick.

I think tinychat scarred me.

I've just never really cared for dicks, I guess. I can't take them seriously. maybe once I get rid of mine I'll have a change of heart

[thisismyusername]

I think tinychat scarred me.

So, whom's dicks have you seen, sis?

[TVC15]

I think tinychat scarred me.

So, whom's dicks have you seen, sis?

And what did you trade for them?

[Shadow Mod]

I think tinychat scarred me.

So, whom's dicks have you seen, sis?

Randoms. Always randoms flashing. That's why it was usually pretty gross. No attempt to pretty up because no shame.

[benjipwns]

I think Dax is just waiting for the right symbiont to be joined with.

Or maybe she failed the competition held by the Symbiosis Commission. 

[Phoenix Dark]

dicks are just kinda hilarious. a ridiculous giegeresque (yeah yeah) gravity defying appendage which bears zero resemblance to the rest of a dude's body, like DLC that was outsourced to some wacky nordic indie developer.

[Himu]

Dissed your genital of choice, eh?

[Shadow Mod]

I was having a discussion with someone who didn't understand that some cut dicks have like two or three different skin tones because his didn't.

 

[Himu]

PD what are your emotions when you see a bbc shoot a load?

[Shaka Khan]

(Image removed from quote.)




Sweet release.
 

(Pssst, your degree is worthless)

[TVC15]

[Himu]

Happy dugout

[thisismyusername]

i'm always surprised at hetero dudes who think vaginas are gross

You ain't hetero if you think the happy dug out is gross.

I have only seen one decent looking vagina, Wrath. Sorry.

[Himu]

Username, you're GAY.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't know what dicks yall been looking at, that's all I'm saying. Not even gonna say pause, if we're going to have a debate of aesthetics like honest businessmen, dick wins over vagina straight up. I'm not talking about some fat pink mast, I'm talking about a legit dick. Compare that to a legit vagina, no beef flaps. I'm not saying which one would you fuck, I'm talking a purely objective level, no sex just math. From a design perspective it's #inherently more impressive. Now if we were talking about function/feel/etc than vagina wins, but fuck that.

But yall don't hear me tho

[thisismyusername]

Username, you're GAY.

Yes, but that doesn't mean aesthetically I can't admit a vagina is good looking. There's only been one on the internet that I've seen that made me go "yeah, that's decent."

[TVC15]

I'd seriously desert my military post, denounce america, and become a muslim before having to look at another vagina in person.  I just think of Boba going into the sarlac pit.

[Shadow Mod]

I am not keen on vaginas but from a aesthetic standpoint of a whole body, they win to me.

Solo, dicks win.

That's just how I feel.

[nudemacusers]

this vagina hate 

[Raban]

everyone learns sooner or later how truly gay The Bore is

[Himu]

I don't know what dicks yall been looking at, that's all I'm saying. Not even gonna say pause, if we're going to have a debate of aesthetics like honest businessmen, dick wins over vagina straight up. I'm not talking about some fat pink mast, I'm talking about a legit dick. Compare that to a legit vagina, no beef flaps. I'm not saying which one would you fuck, I'm talking a purely objective level, no sex just math. From a design perspective it's #inherently more impressive. Now if we were talking about function/feel/etc than vagina wins, but fuck that.

But yall don't hear me tho

PLEASE ADD "I'm not talking about some fat pink mast, I'm talking about legit dick" to the newsfeed.

[Shadow Mod]

PD loves big black dick so much that if he could somehow fuck his dick up that dick he'd be set.

[Himu]

I am not keen on vaginas but from a aesthetic standpoint of a whole body, they win to me.

Solo, dicks win.

That's just how I feel.

But manly chest, abs, body hair, the whole package.

[Shadow Mod]

I am not keen on vaginas but from a aesthetic standpoint of a whole body, they win to me.

Solo, dicks win.

That's just how I feel.

But manly chest, abs, body hair, the whole package.

See all that's good and I like dick but dick really does kind of look like some last minute add on when a dude is just standing there.

[Himu]

Username, you're GAY.

Yes, but that doesn't mean aesthetically I can't admit a vagina is good looking. There's only been one on the internet that I've seen that made me go "yeah, that's decent."

That's because you're GAY.

[thisismyusername]

Mods:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115082602&postcount=8

Should they really be putting a nigg...uh a thug on the cover?

I see you.

[Himu]

Mods:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115082602&postcount=8

Should they really be putting a nigg...uh a thug on the cover?

I see you.

You do realize he's riffing on the whole "let's call black people thugs if we can't call them distinguished black fellow" thing right?

[doctavius bonbon]

I don't know what dicks yall been looking at, that's all I'm saying. Not even gonna say pause, if we're going to have a debate of aesthetics like honest businessmen, dick wins over vagina straight up. I'm not talking about some fat pink mast, I'm talking about a legit dick. Compare that to a legit vagina, no beef flaps. I'm not saying which one would you fuck, I'm talking a purely objective level, no sex just math. From a design perspective it's #inherently more impressive. Now if we were talking about function/feel/etc than vagina wins, but fuck that.

But yall don't hear me tho

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PENIS

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[thisismyusername]

i'm always surprised at hetero dudes who think vaginas are gross

You ain't hetero if you think the happy dug out is gross.

I have only seen one decent looking vagina, Wrath. Sorry.

You don't claim to be hetero, though.

I'm curious what vagina a gay man would find decent looking, PM me.

I'd have to refind the link and that won't be tonight. Sorry.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

The whole thing about hating dicks but liking men makes no sense to me. Something must be up psychologically. I think Dax is in serious need of a therapist but I have no fucking clue how she got the hrt without one sooo

you don't gotta see a shrink to get script brosis, i didn't.

[TVC15]

Mods:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115082602&postcount=8

Should they really be putting a nigg...uh a thug on the cover?

I see you.

He's referencing http://www.dailynews.com/sports/20140128/controversy-surrounding-richard-sherman-exposes-an-ugly-truth

Gaffers are just too distinguished mentally-challenged to remember way back to January.

[TVC15]

I think dick is gross, but I've only ever seen my grotesque atrocity.

Show me!

[nudemacusers]

let's post our dicks everyone. a little fluffing is acceptable, please wash beforehand.

[headwalk]

i'd post mine but i'm busy using it to give my civilization +5 occupation happiness with all sexual conquests.