Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5487474 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35520 on:** June 15, 2014, 09:52:33 PM »

posting silly feces doestn make you right or me wrong

Himu · « **Reply #35521 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:00:07 PM »

I remember when white man had his 30 day sushi thing back in the day. I worked at my college cafeteria and ate sushi there often. I'd buy sushi like two-three times a week. Somehow, I was cute enough back then to get a cashier job and I rang up sushi at least 30 times a week and I don't remember how much that shit costs at all. When you're working in a grocery/shop environment, you become ignorant of prices if someone else is doing the counting for you. I don't remember any numbers. Give the guy a break.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35522 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:03:47 PM »

dude pulled a figure out of his ass, compared steak to alcohol

defend his crap

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35523 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:05:34 PM »

why give him a break? he asserted an anecdote that was easily demonstrated false. there are worse things that could happen to him today than devo smacking his balls around with the social justice yardstick. in fact, given that he regularly contributes to gaf, his existence is some kinda shame fugue to begin with. he's probably actually AROUSED.

in my dotage, i see no reason to tolerate forthright stupid. if i pull the same shit, i expect no less in return.

Himu · « **Reply #35524 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:06:41 PM »

I can buy 8 pieces of baked chicken for 7 bucks at the local grocery. I can buy a whole baked chicken for 6. Chicken thighs are five. I haven't bought steak ever because I don't eat it much. I prefer pork chops. Either way, you can buy an IPA 6 pack for like 8-9 bucks. If I can buy a whole baked chicken for 6, and premium beer for 9, it isn't unreasonable that I should be able to get a steak for 10.

Himu · « **Reply #35525 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:11:03 PM »

To be fair to Cowbell, I haven't read the post because it's an Opiate post and my brain automatically censors Opiate posts from my memory, so I'm just commenting on this subject right here without any form of context.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35526 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:11:49 PM »

shut the fuck up and get in my butthole fingering thread

StealthFan · « **Reply #35527 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:14:09 PM »

these hos aint loyal

Himu · « **Reply #35528 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:15:19 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2014, 10:11:49 PM

shut the fuck up and get in my butthole fingering thread

tips:

1. trim your nails

2. edge nails with nail file in case of sharp edges

3. use copious amounts of lube

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35529 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:18:08 PM »

the only lube you need is the nervous, queazy sweat dripping from the receiver's back.

Himu · « **Reply #35530 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:19:35 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on June 15, 2014, 10:14:09 PM

these hos aint loyal

Real talk.

Beat of the year.

It's hot as fuck.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35531 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:19:58 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on June 15, 2014, 10:14:09 PM

these hos aint loyal

real talk, i like this song tons and it's killin my feminist cred

it's like chris brown is smackin ME

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35532 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:21:17 PM »

i don't respect the man but i respect his bbc

:nopd

Himu · « **Reply #35533 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:22:11 PM »

That song makes me want to twerk. I'm serious. It does something to my genes.

helios · « **Reply #35534 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:24:11 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 15, 2014, 10:22:11 PM

That song makes me want to twerk. I'm serious. It does something to my genes.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #35535 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:24:59 PM »

the radio version around here has a response verse with k michelle that i use to justify my like of the song

Himu · « **Reply #35536 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:26:46 PM »

THESE HOES AIN'T LOYAL

StealthFan · « **Reply #35537 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:26:46 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 15, 2014, 10:23:12 PM

also, which of you guys are trying to add me on facebook. at least throw me a message telling me who you are on here so that i don't risk adding magoose or something.

Even fucking worse

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35538 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:28:32 PM »

I always need to ask Drinkies or Wrath who the fuck someone is on FB.

/shame

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35539 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:29:08 PM »

THESE BROS AIN'T LOYAL

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #35540 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:32:34 PM »

i had a terrible attitude when i was a kid and worked retail

i mean, i did my job, and i was polite, but i would quit on a whim and give negative fucks about it because i knew those jobs were a dime a dozen and i could just walk across the street and be working somewhere else the next day

larrydavid · « **Reply #35541 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:34:28 PM »

the idea of internet acquaintances interacting in any way with my real life friends is terrifying, gotta keep that ish separate always

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35542 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:35:33 PM »

the upside of working grocery retail as an amoral teenager is that you can let the store subsidize your vices

benjipwns · « **Reply #35543 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:43:04 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116503874&postcount=31

Quote

It's nice to say that communism is bad when we've never and will never get a chance to see the system without either someone who's a complete madman in charge or while the vast inequality continues. I mean when you actually look at the USSR at it's worst, it's really no different to America and Europe right now.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35544 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:44:56 PM »

millions dead and stalin STILL gets no love

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #35545 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:55:52 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2014, 10:44:56 PM

millions dead and stalin STILL gets no love

Speak for yourself

Himu · « **Reply #35546 on:** June 15, 2014, 10:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on June 15, 2014, 10:55:52 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2014, 10:44:56 PM
millions dead and stalin STILL gets no love

Speak for yourself

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Squiddy · « **Reply #35547 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:11:08 PM »

It is ridiculous to ponder how much pussy Stalin got in his prime.
Makes you wonder why he turned into a genocidal dick later on.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35548 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:16:12 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on June 15, 2014, 11:11:08 PM

It is ridiculous to ponder how much pussy Stalin got in his prime.
Makes you wonder why he turned into a genocidal dick later on.

Pussy is no replacement for therapy.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35549 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:20:21 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on June 15, 2014, 10:55:52 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2014, 10:44:56 PM
millions dead and stalin STILL gets no love

Speak for yourself

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Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 15, 2014, 10:59:40 PM

Quote from: Mamacint on June 15, 2014, 10:55:52 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2014, 10:44:56 PM
millions dead and stalin STILL gets no love

Speak for yourself

(Image removed from quote.)

unf unf

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35550 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on June 15, 2014, 11:17:22 PM

Pussy on the reg = less genocidal maniacs. If that Elliot guy's GAF thread taught me anything.

Boo you kidding? A woman breaking his heart would have lead to some serious shit because his views were already that toxic, oh wait, yeah you know that.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35551 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:53:16 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2014, 08:03:18 PM

alternatively, create a special GRUEL aisle at kroger's for the poors

Put old bread on one end and whatever gruel and bread they can scoop in each hand is all they get for the day.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #35552 on:** June 16, 2014, 12:08:56 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 15, 2014, 10:43:04 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116503874&postcount=31
Quote
It's nice to say that communism is bad when we've never and will never get a chance to see the system without either someone who's a complete madman in charge or while the vast inequality continues. I mean when you actually look at the USSR at it's worst, it's really no different to America and Europe right now.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116504213&postcount=35

cold as ice

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35553 on:** June 16, 2014, 12:19:04 AM »

To be fair people have tried all kinds of systems and civilizations with one constant.

benjipwns · « **Reply #35554 on:** June 16, 2014, 12:44:28 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 15, 2014, 04:06:20 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116649746&postcount=44

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116759147&postcount=87

etiolate · « **Reply #35555 on:** June 16, 2014, 01:49:09 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=838433

I want to say this is not the first shitty post I've seen from this guy.

Also, WTF is Samurai Gun?

etiolate · « **Reply #35556 on:** June 16, 2014, 02:13:41 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116766395&postcount=186

well then

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #35557 on:** June 16, 2014, 02:23:35 AM »

Good for people who have fun with them but MMOs blegh. Already went through that terrible stage.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35558 on:** June 16, 2014, 02:40:17 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #35559 on:** June 16, 2014, 02:42:37 AM »

He's jacking off to Amy while you made that post.

Tasty · « **Reply #35560 on:** June 16, 2014, 02:47:22 AM »

HoL has always been mega big on Sonic for as long as I can remember. Up there with Huelen in terms of posting almost exclusively about it (or Nintendo games), though quite a bit less crazy.

StealthFan · « **Reply #35561 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:14:12 AM »

Nicca got dossiers on his fellow nthings

Tasty · « **Reply #35562 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:30:38 AM »

Gotta keep score somehow.

Momo · « **Reply #35563 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:54:42 AM »

Arguing over fucking groceries. Jesus Christ.

Momo · « **Reply #35564 on:** June 16, 2014, 03:56:24 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 16, 2014, 02:40:17 AM

This guy's obsession with this POS is very troubling...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=838487
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=833476
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=831025
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=808948
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=804720
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=790379
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=786291
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=775070
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=765083

Does he have the Sonic Passion or is it merely desperate shilling for a Wii U 3rd party exclusives?

Squiddy · « **Reply #35565 on:** June 16, 2014, 07:33:22 AM »

Power level threads:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=838313

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #35566 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:10:09 AM »

Quote from: Momo on June 16, 2014, 03:54:42 AM

Arguing over fucking groceries. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, who needs food

magus · « **Reply #35567 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:25:05 AM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=837374
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=838160

ehy guys, err... videogames are cool i guess?

Superstar · « **Reply #35568 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:32:32 AM »

Didn't think it was possible to be a bigger bunch of virgins than video gamers, but soccer fans take the cake.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #35569 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:37:34 AM »

Quote from: Smiles and Cries;http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116788265&postcount=145

I can bet you Destiny shows up on WiiU at some later date or even September 9th but who would know about that version?

That's a good one. Outside of Call of Duty, which does that whole silent release thing on Wii U, what would benefit Bungie/Activision for releasing a version on a dead console?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35570 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:54:09 AM »

Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

king of the internet · « **Reply #35571 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:02:00 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 16, 2014, 09:54:09 AM

Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

When I was younger, I worked as a cashier, and I witnessed a lot of stuff like this. Sometimes it angered me. But in retrospect, it's like who cares? If someone wants to use their government assistance to slowly kill themselves, then that's their prerogative. Either way I'm paying the same amount of taxes and they're being alotted the same amount of money, doesn't really matter.

Plus I can look at people like that and feel a little bit better about myself which is always nice.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35572 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:04:47 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 16, 2014, 09:54:09 AM

Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

never actually seen this particular tableau

king of the internet · « **Reply #35573 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:14:57 AM »

I've seen it plenty, but it helps I worked at a grocery store. I've also known some people who used their stamps to trade discounted groceries for cash. Not really much you can do about that, though.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35574 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:25:12 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 16, 2014, 10:04:47 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 16, 2014, 09:54:09 AM
Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

never actually seen this particular tableau

I've seen it a few times. It's usually a mother/daughter combo or 2 sisters. Usually in grocery stores in the shittier parts of town. Another thing I have noticed is that the groceries in these store are more expensive than in the nicer parts of town. These stores know they will get a large part of the local EBT money and raise their prices.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35575 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:28:22 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 16, 2014, 09:54:09 AM

Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

be happy I can afford non-shit food, be happy I am in good shape, and do my thing

sometimes i think dudes who complain excessively about this stuff should go to a shitty supermarket and peek down the 99c aisle, or just look at how cheap shitty food really is. yeah, shitty supermarkets have a discount aisle. it's all junk, grade-c little snooki snacks, starch-in-a-box, room temp cheese shapes, and canned fruit 'cocktail'.

I was on food stamps as a kid and my wife makes fun of my childhood nachos (frito lays, canned chili, sliced velveeta, and ketchup) :'(

ITS THE BEST I COULD DO

king of the internet · « **Reply #35576 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:43:15 AM »

These were my nachos growing up.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35577 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:47:11 AM »

lunchables were the bomb. one of those and a squeezit

and a pop tart in the morning

generic mac & cheese with hotdogs at night

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35578 on:** June 16, 2014, 10:48:02 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 16, 2014, 09:54:09 AM

Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

It's an interesting negative cycle. We subsidize sugar production for farmers which creates cheap unhealthy food, then people (whether they're on welfare or not) get on the path to DIABETUS and horrible oral health.

My problem is that we're setting up people for long term health problems, be they on welfare or not. And it's screwing up the health system. I'd like to get rid of subsidies at the least, and if fresh produce was readily available I'd love to tax the shit out of heavy sugar products.

One of the worst things I've seen was a mom with fucking Mountain Dew in a sippie cup, feeding her 2 year old. That's child abuse.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35579 on:** June 16, 2014, 11:03:27 AM »

it was really the chips and chili she would rag on the most. don't blame her tho

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5487474 times)